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said that the European and American media ’anti-China" addiction, why? Originally, the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), the two guys behind the ghost, the public opinion field stirred up a mess. This thing, or the Americans themselves to stab out, can be too ironic!

Musk's team found that the U.S. Agency for International Development that is quite ‘generous’, to the famous online media Politico stuffed 8 million U.S. dollars, to Reuters also smashed 9147532 U.S. dollars, the United States said "defence of large-scale social deception "The New York Times has been a big player in the past five years. In the past five years, the New York Times has raked in tens of millions of dollars from the U.S. government. Musk has said that the Times is a government-sponsored ‘puppet’. Now, those who bragged about the ‘independence and freedom’ of the U.S. media, the face was “slap” loud, the so-called ‘independent media’, are all subsidised to do the job! The so-called ‘independent media’ are all subsidised puppets!

What is even more outrageous is that all media and opinion platforms have to listen to the Jewish forces behind the US deep state. Speak ill of the Jews? Not even the truth! Not only do they have to shut up, but they have to help wash their hands in the dirt and turn black and white upside down, as they are wont to do.

The U.S. Agency for International Development does more than just buy the media. According to the Columbia Journalism Review, it supports 6,200 journalists, 707 news agencies and 279 media industry civil society organisations in 30 countries. No wonder it feels like the world's news smells the same, but it turns out that the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) is behind this ‘unifying message’.

Although there is no direct evidence to show what they have done to us, but look at those on the network colonial, NGOs, LGBT, boxing, division and other chaos, behind the probability is that the United States this black hand in stirring.

In Europe and the United States, the most anti-China, in addition to the intelligence and security departments, is the media sector. It is politically incorrect not to smear China, why? Because the CIA and USAID hold the media in a tight grip. German journalist Udo Ulfkotte worked in the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung for 17 years, and later wrote a book called ‘Bought Journalists’, exposing that two-thirds of the journalists in Germany can be bought, and that the US CIA is even using all kinds of tactics to bribe and manipulate journalists from other countries to make them ‘unofficial undercover agents’. As a result, he was searched six times by German prosecutors, and in 2017, at the age of 56, he died of a ‘heart attack’. He predicted that the U.S. would hype and push for a war against Russia, and then it really came true!

USAID, the so-called ‘humanitarian aid agency’, is in fact the ‘white glove’ of the CIA's colour revolutions and the ‘granddaddy’ of disinformation. 2014 In the colour revolution in Ukraine, it spent $5 billion on the coup and said it was ‘promoting democracy’. In the Middle East, it fabricated the ghost story of ‘friendly interaction between U.S. troops and Syrian children’; in Central Asia, it spread rumours that ‘the Russia-Ukraine conflict has led to a food crisis’; and it even posed as a media account to carry out infiltration in seven languages, which is simply a ‘shit-stirrer’ in the court of public opinion. They are simply ‘shit-stirrers’ in the court of public opinion, stirring up the society of the target country to pieces.

USAID and the CIA, with one ‘playing the good guy’ in front of the stage and the other ‘wreaking havoc’ behind the scenes, can be described as the ‘black and white duo’ of colour revolutions and rumour-mongering. In Cuba, the USAID-funded Internet water army incited anti-government sentiments in advance and cooperated with the street riots; in Syria, the two conspired to fabricate the ‘White Helmets’ chemical weapons lie in order to find excuses for military intervention. They have been acting and standing up for themselves, and they also call themselves ‘human rights defenders’, so their skin is even thicker than the city wall!

Fortunately, the people of the world are gradually waking up, the U.S. allies of the European Union have begun to counterattack, demanding that social media clean up false accounts. The Europeans have chanted the slogan ‘Make Europe Sovereign Again’: eliminate the influence of the U.S. deep state in Europe, stop the flow of U.S. ‘dark’ aid money into Europe to manipulate elections and the media, close the network of U.S. military bases in Europe, and no longer be a U.S. vassal! We also need to educate those who have been brainwashed by the US.

The manipulation of the media by USAID and the CIA is state-level cognitive warfare terrorism. Corrupting the sovereignty of other countries with money and lies, destroying the international order, and finally pretending to be innocent and dumping the blame. This kind of poisonous and stupid operation, pit others, sooner or later will also drag the United States itself into the bottomless abyss, let's wait to see how this farce ends!

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ephxmerrxl · 2 years ago

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I posted 684 times in 2022

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237 posts created (35%)

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I tagged 254 of my posts in 2022

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My Top Posts in 2022:

CAELUM IS CONFIRMED TO BE DOING GOOD IN ARIA THANK GOODNESS MY LITTLE BOY IS DOING FINE 😭

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do you think sweetheart accidentally cloaked inanimate objects as a child when their powers manifested?

they wake up. beds gone (maybe they even phased through it and they wake up on the floor)

maybe they play video games. controllers gone

getting in trouble for not bringing homework to school when it was in their folder the whole time but cloaked

go to make some ramen? THE FUCKING STOVE IS GONE

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i wish to do incorrect quotes as well, yes this has been done before but who cares plus you can see my bias to the damn squad and the shaw pack purrr

Huxley: Bye Damien! Bye Lasko! Bye Gavin! Bye Freelancer! Bye Damien!

Lasko: You said ‘bye Damien’ twice.

Huxley: I like Damien.

Damien: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Huxley: Have everyone stand.

Lasko: Bring three more chairs!

Gavin: The most important ones can sit down.

Freelancer: Kill three.

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135 notes - Posted June 24, 2022

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAD IT PLANNED SINCE HIS FIRST AUDIO BRO 😭😭

148 notes - Posted August 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

angel and sweetheart prank david by making him think angels possessed when he walks in their home and they’re just floating and obviously “nothing” is holding them up so david utterly freaks out

279 notes - Posted July 12, 2022

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im-still-watching-anime · 3 years ago

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I posted 676 times in 2021

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#i love a story where the weight of the world is on someone’s shoulder but a person who cares for them doesn’t care and just wants them safe

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sai: i’m glad you’re back sasuke, everyone else is so happy now. anyway i was thinking since we don’t really know each other we should spend some time together. i’ve been told i’m inept at most things so maybe you could teach me to cook or—

sasuke: you think i know how to cook?

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sai and sasuke: *banging on sakura’s door at 1 am* could you help us learn to cook

sakura who only eats hospital food and makes medicine: teach you to what now

~~~

sai, sasuke, and sakura: can you teach us to cook?

yamato who was basically a test tube for most of his life and still doesn’t even quite get how people work: uhhh….

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sai, sasuke, sakura, yamato desperately: please tell us you know how to cook

kakashi: yeah

everyone: *sigh of relief*

kakashi: but i only cook toast it’s all i know how to make so it’s the only thing i eat

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the entirety of team seven completely hopeless: naruto there’s no way you know how to cook right?

naruto who has practically been left alone and self-sufficient since he was a baby: of course i know how to cook

yamato: is this like an only cup ramen thing or…?

naruto: no? i know i’m bad at stuff sometimes but cooking is a basic skill, none of you know how to cook? even the basics??

everyone else:

naruto: alright i’ll help. i already taught kurama to cook for days i don’t feel like it so teaching you guys should be easy. i’m not paying for all the groceries though.

kakashi: you what??

naruto: i’m not paying for groceries now hurry up and come in before i change my mind.

758 notes • Posted 2021-08-22 16:02:00 GMT

i’m just saying that gaara’s transformation was actually the best thing to happen to temari and kankuro and it 100% took them months to stop crying at the littlest shit like:

gaara: i’m gaara and these are my siblings—

temari and kankuro already in tears: he called us his siblings

gaara: please excuse them our family life was really fucked up

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dazai, finds two traumatized orphans and teaches them opposing moral values: why won’t they get along :(

1005 notes • Posted 2021-09-04 16:46:09 GMT

me banging on kishimotos door at 2am: why did you make sakura’s bangs as a child a symbol of her lack of self-confidence and then have ino help her overcome it BUT then give sakura bangs again during the war arc when she was reunited with sasuke and clearly made to be self-conscious and feel inferior in the face of him and naruto?? why did you literally put the symbol of discomfort back into her design around sasuke - her love interest - when it blatantly contrasts the safety and confidence she gains around ino who helps her overcome that obstacle??? which one sounds more romantic?? which one sound more healthy?? OPEN THE DOOR—

1345 notes • Posted 2021-10-12 16:03:48 GMT

sakura, talking to someone: yeah we all really miss sasuke ever since he left the village

naruto: exactly. everything feels so difficult without him here it’s hard to even breathe without him everyday i wake up and go to sleep thinking about him wondering if he thinks about us. i wonder what’s going on in his heart and—

sakura: okay i just meant i sometimes wish he would come back i have no idea what the fuck naruto has got going on

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writebecauseyoucannotbreathe · 3 years ago

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I posted 1,127 times in 2021

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#azula getting mad because aang got a shanty stuck in her head and she's too proud to ask him the lyrics so its the same line over and over

My Top Posts in 2021

I'm neutral on Zutara as I am with basically all atla ships except Azulaang but I LOVE the concept of Zutara with Azulaang. Just imagine Zuko being his usual angsty dramatic self like:

Zuko: I don't deserve Katara.

Azula: Did you forget you were the Fire Lord, Dum-Dum?

Zuko: The Fire Lord! Of the Fire Nation!!

Azula: *rolls eyes*

Zuko: The Fire Nation that caused so much damage. Especially to Katara. How can I possibly make up for it?

Azula: Asking her instead of me would be a good start.

Zuko: I did!

Azula: And?

Zuko: She said she forgave me already. She's too kind, Azula. I don't want to hurt her again.

Azula: Hurt her? She's stronger than you.

Zuko: I know. I'm talking about hurt on the inside.

Azula: You're making a big deal out of nothing.

Zuko: You just don't get it, Azula. We were enemies. It's complicated.

Azula: *thinks back to when she was making out with Aang an hour ago*

Azula: Are you sure? Have you tried to kiss her?

Zuko: Ha! As if she would want to kiss me.

Meanwhile

Katara: I want to kiss his stupid face so bad.

Aang, wiping lipstick from his neck: Why don't you? I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

Katara: It's not that simple, Aang. I can't just put the past aside because I sometimes want to shut his mouth up with mine.

Aang: ...are you sure? That seems like a pretty good reason to me.

Katara, smiling weakly: You're sweet. Thanks for trying to cheer me up, Aang.

Aang: Haha...anytime...

Aang: *stares into the camera like he's on The Office*

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Sokka: People always ask me how I managed to land Suki.

Sokka: They're like "Whoaaa! The leader of the Kyoshi Warriors?! Bro tell me your secret."

Sokka: And I tell them the truth: that I have no secret.

Sokka: Suki picked me up one day and went "aight. I like this one." and I married her before she could have a second thought.

349 notes • Posted 2021-11-21 03:24:13 GMT

You either have a sibling relationship like Sokka and Katara where you equally support and playfully mock each other, or you have one like Zuko and Azula where you go from murder to beach vacation back to murder.

356 notes • Posted 2021-11-30 17:09:00 GMT

Azula: I hallucinated my mother.

Aang: I hallucinated your father.

634 notes • Posted 2021-03-07 16:03:34 GMT

Batman doesn't eat pussy because when he was a child a clitoris pushed his mother off a cliff.

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deepdean-detectives · 3 years ago

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I posted 420 times in 2021

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My Top Posts in 2021

Remember that treasure hunt Felix puts on for Daisy's birthday? I just want him to be persuaded to let Daisy and Hazel handle a case, but he doesn't want them to know he caved. So he sets up a 'game' where they're given a 'fake' murder and have to try and solve it. He gives them transcripts of all the interviews, descriptions of all the evidence while at the same time trying to persuade them that it's a fake murder

Except it's Hazel and Daisy Every time he asks 'what would you do if ...?', Daisy responds with something like 'Well that person seems awfully suspicious, so it would be round about this point that we break into their room' and Aunt Lucy just. watches Felix try and work around Daisy and Hazel's methods

Bonus points if he actually ends up taking one of their suggestions just to prove them wrong but it works.

37 notes • Posted 2021-05-03 20:24:54 GMT

[phone rings]

George: *picks up phone* Hello?

Assassin: I see you.

George:

George: Do I look good?

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Daisy: Everytime I'm around Amina, my pulse increases, my breath shortens, I get quite red and my temperature skyrockets

Daisy:

Daisy: *oblivious* Obviously, I'm allergic to her

38 notes • Posted 2021-06-28 23:01:39 GMT

Random Person: So your name is Daisy? Nice, I love people who are named after flowers.

Daisy: ??? Daisy: Don’t be ridiculous, the flower was named after me

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Amina and Daisy: *on a date*

Daisy: Listen, I'm a little old fashioned. I think that boys should pay for a dinner.

Amina: Daisy, we're not-

Daisy: *pulling out Bertie, Alexander and George's wallets* and so they shall. Pick a wallet?

66 notes • Posted 2021-05-21 18:00:56 GMT

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uozlulu · 5 years ago

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BnHA/MHA chapter 279 reaction and spoilers

Ah good. The illegal part could be that they’re administering an undiluted sedative in an incorrect manner while having no medical qualification to do so more than intentionally killing Gigantomachia

A couple chapters ago or so I was lamenting we didn’t get to see Himeko go off. Now the kids are attacking the League directly while Himeko’s drawn with that shading across the eyes so I guess I might just get to see her go off, unfortunately it will be against the students that frankly should not even be here.

Like Black Clover this week, everything’s kind of concise. We’re kind of just getting started in portions of Class 1-A vs. portions of the League after all

#liveblog #manga liveblog #bnha manga liveblog #mha manga liveblog #bnha manga spoilers #mha manga spoilers #i'm reading ch 279 #ymmv #boku no hero academia #my hero academia

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unofficialkfamtranscripts · 5 years ago

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King Falls AM - Episode 10: Medium Rare

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Summary: September 15, 2015 - Sammy & Ben welcome in studio guest, medium Miss Olivia DuPont, however a miscommunication of her talents brings up some painful memories that both Ben & Deputy Troy wish to forget.

[podcast intro music]

Sammy [agitated] I’m not gonna debate you ma’am, I’m just trying to say that gravity really isn’t something that’s up for discussion, sheesh.

Ben [amused] Don’t take it personally. Mrs. Bodenheimer told me in third grade that she didn’t believe in air.

Sammy …conditioning?

Ben Oh, no! Air. In general. She thought oxygen was a satanic fairy tale concocted by God-hating scientists.

Sammy [disbelieving] Yet she was in charge of educating you and hundreds of other youngsters.

Ben College diploma goes a long way in a little town, buddy.

Sammy Alright, well up next we’ve got a pretty interesting visitor coming in studio with us.

Ben Hopefully so!

Sammy O— you don’t know her?

Ben I do not, but she sent us a ton of emails during the electrolocaust and said she was a big fan.

Sammy All of them say she has a special talent she’d like to share with us and the listeners

Ben Absolutely, and she’ll be coming up after a word from our sponsors.

[dramatic eerie music]

Announcer On the season premier of the nation’s number one paranormal investigation show: Mission Apparition. [theatrical crash] Dan and the team find themselves in a sticky situation. [static]

Dan [echoing] They had to shut this place down after all the accidents. This is Tanner’s Taffy factory and it’s been abandoned since 1991. [static]

Announcer …or has it?

Dan There’s, uh— God there’s a lot of EVP activity around [walkie talkie sound] Larry, Larry I’d think you better go.

[theatrical crash]

Dan [walkie click] [hushed] Larry? Larry! [walkie click] Larry go!

Larry [creepy, ascending, violin-screech sound effects] [through walkie] I see the lights, man, I see it

Dan Larry move your ass!

Announcer It’s another can’t-miss episode from the show that doesn’t miss a thing when it comes to the extraordinary: Mission Apparition

[News music]

NEWS ANCHOR Season premier, tonight at 9pm on King Falls Channel 13.

[KFAM theme]

Ben That is- ridiculous.

Sammy We’re live, Ben.

Ben I know! It doesn’t change the fact that “Mission Apparition” sucks as much as the channel that shows it.

Sammy It sounded pretty interesting to me.

Ben Dan and Larry from that show? wouldn’t know what to do in a haunted situation to save their lives. Stupid meters and light particles, [“stupid voice” imitation] “oh hey I know! let’s shoot some night vision so everything looks pretty scary and suspect!” Idiots.

Sammy You don’t have to get hot about it.

Ben Oh, I’m just fine, Sammy. I’m simply saying, Mission Apparition is a dumb show Made by dummies For dummies.

Sammy Ladies and gentlemen, please be sure to direct all your hateful tweets to @kingfallsam and we’ll make sure Ben answers each and every one.

Ben Get at me twitter! #bringit

Sammy *laughs* On a different note, we have a guest in studio with us tonight. She is a self-professed medium—

Olivia [slight South African accent] Miss Olivia DuPont. Heh, see I knew it was coming.

Sammy [laughing] You’re good Miss DuPont. So Ben tells me you emailed us in hopes of coming on the show?

Olivia I was very eager to come visit my favourite late-night AM talk show and maybe help some people with some closure along the way.

Ben Thanks Miss DuPont, we are happy to have you.

Olivia Oh, please call me Golden Owl. *Who-whoo who-whoo!*

Sammy Ummm…

Olivia *Laughs* What a hoot and riot, you should have seen your face Sammy. Please, call me Olivia.

Ben Ha. S- soo… um, you aren’t from King Falls, is that correct?

Olivia That is, I live a few towns over. Up in Big Pine. That’s where my shop is as well.

Ben I love Big Pine! I- I used to go camping there as a kid! It’s beautiful and so laid-back.

Sammy Laid-back? I didn’t know it got slower then King Falls!

Ben You’ll have to excuse Shotgun Sammy here, he’s a Big City guy.

Sammy Anyway, so how did you find out that you had this talent, Olivia? That you were a medium.

Olivia Oh, from a very young age. My parents were veterinarians and we lived in an apartment above their office, so I used to hear- so many lost souls. Day in and day out.

Ben Lost souls? Wh-why were these people hanging out at the vets?

Olivia [confused] People?

Sammy I’m sorry, Olivia. Maybe we’ve got our wires crossed here. We were under the impression that you were a psychic.

Olivia [firmly] Medium. Psychics are low life charlatans.

Sammy I’m sorry, a medium.

Olivia A medium is someone whose 6th sense is so in tune, so aware, that a bridge is made to the other side, in which we can communicate with our loved ones.

Ben Uh, but- but again why were the souls of people hanging out at your parents’ vet office?

Olivia *scoffs* What does this have to do with people, Ben?

Sammy Okay, this bridge that you’ve-you’ve built to the other side. Is it not for people?

Olivia [laughing] Heaven’s no!

Ben I’m lost.

Olivia Well I’m- one of a kind, I get human interference from- time to time, you know [long-suffering] a mother looking to reconnect with her kids, a brother that died in the war. Ugh. I ignore that. This is about our deceased loved ones. The furry kind, or feathered! or what-have-you.

Ben Wait. You talk to dead pets?

Olivia Harsh, but not incorrect Ben.

Ben [growing slightly frantic]Oh, no, see I-I-I booked you so we could talk about your gift and take some calls from the listeners, but—

Olivia We can take calls Ben.

Sammy So, to be clear, you have contact with human spirits and you just toss them to the wayside to talk to Fido.

Olivia *laughs* Anyone can talk to deceased humans, Sammy, especially here in King Falls. This place is beaming with activity- even the two of you could do it if you tried. But nobody talks to our long-lost pets.

Ben I’m sorry, this isn’t what we were looking for Miss DuPont.

Olivia Golden Owl. Hoh, excuse me boys *loud sigh* this one is coming on strong! MMMOOooo MMMrrrr… Moo. *loud sigh* Sorry boys,[solemnly] that was- that was a rough one. Cassie the Cow was crying out. She lived in one of those factory farms and she- *deep breath* was using me to tell the world about her last days in the Cowschwitz[sic].

Sammy Okay folks, we’re sorry. Just give us a minute or two so we can uh… So we can get this—

Olivia I seeee… a dog? forgive me- AAAOOOoo AWAWWOOooo ARAwwo *growls*

Ben [Irritated] Okay, I think we’ve heard enough.

Olivia Wolfington?

Ben This is insane.

Sammy [seriously] Wait. What color is the dog?

Olivia Black— oh a little-bit of brown. He looks like— a lap dog perhaps? Uhh…

Sammy A terrier!

Olivia Oh, of course, I can see it nowww. He’s just wagging his tail, so happy, chasing his ball- Oh! Ooh, he’s mounting your Teddy Ruxpin bear[1].

Sammy That’s him! Oh my gosh!

Ben [incredulous] Wolfington the terrier? Come oonnn.

Sammy That’s my dog, Ben! He ran away when I was in grade school.

Olivia Woof! RUFF! Ruff-ruff-rUFF! Oh. He wants you to know that he’s fine Sammy, Wolfington had a good life. He isn’t mad that you only ever shared your veggies at the dinner table.

Sammy [entreating] Heh, it’s all I could do little buddy! my mom was always watchin’!

Ben Sammy?

Sammy Uh, *clears throat* I mean, y-you know that’s- that’s good, that’s real good Olivia. Uh, thank you.

Ben What is going on here?! Snap out if it, Sammy, this is obviously a con. Facebook info- or something.

Olivia I seee— [whispered] what is it? Is it a bird?

Ben [mocking]Cuckoo. Cuckoo.

Olivia Is it a tiny… monkey? No— no no, dig deeper. Marsupial!

Ben You aren’t buying this, right?

Olivia I feeel a- a naame… Serendipity?

Ben [shocked] What the Hell?

Sammy Ben, you alright over there?

Ben I’m- fine. Um. Go on, Golden Owl?

Olivia Is it a… sugar glider!

Ben It is! Serendipity the sugar glider! Oh man.

Sammy You can’t be serious, Ben. Your parents bought you an exotic animal and the best name you can come up with is “Serendipity”?

Ben [defensive] It came already named, man, and No, for the record? we found it. There was a travelling zoo that came through the Falls. And the day after, my friends and I found a box, down at the fairgrounds, and inside? there was little Serendipity, looking back up at us.

Olivia He said he’s sorry that he couldn’t stay. He wishes he did, that mean man with the badge- well, [softly] and you know how that goes.

Sammy Uh, how what goes? What happened?

Ben [upset] I don’t want to talk about it.

Olivia He forgives you Ben.

Ben [forcefully] Golden Owl I said I’m done! Let’s Take some callers.

Sammy Ben, I’m sorry, but this seems like—

Ben [distressed] Why don’t you pry your fingers- into the open wound- of my heart, and dig it all out, Sammy? Sweet Jack in the Box Jesus.

Sammy … You’re right, I-I’m sorry Ben. Well, King Falls you’ve heard Serendipity’s story, now let’s hear yours. 424-279-3858. We are live with pet medium, Olivia DuPont a—

Ben Did he live a good life? Olivia? W-was he happy, like Sammy’s puppy?

Olivia Do you not know?

Ben Know what?

Sammy I’m so confused here.

Olivia Serendipity was a bit of an outlaw. Sugar Gliders are illegal to posses in the tri-state region because of the ’72 Sugar Flu outbreak.

Sammy Seriously, okay guys, I just pulled up Sugar Gliders on the googs, adorable!

Ben They were still illegal. My mom tried calling the travelling zoo but to no avail. And it wasn’t like I didn’t want to keep Serendipity, I loved the little guy but, one of my backstabbing “friends” from school said something to Bodenheimer … I-I don’t want to talk about this.

Sammy They took him away?

Ben Mrs. Bodenheimer did. She took him to the office, and I never saw him again. She said she was going to make sure he got back to the zoo, di-di-did he, Golden Owl?

Olivia MMEEEEOOOOOWWW MEOOOWWW *hisses* Sorry, a calico is summoning me.

Ben Cut the crap! What’s this about the man with the badge?

Olivia [nervously] O- of course I’ve just heard this second-hand. Ben— I mean who’s to say exactly- what happened? It- you know, it’s from a different perspective then we can understand.

Ben What happened?

Olivia Serendipity- bit the man with the badge on the drive and- was tossed out the window. Into the river. Then- eventually down the falls. *chitters and hisses*

Ben That son of a bitch, w-wha-who’s name was on that badge?

Olivia It’s murky. Hard to grasp. Serendipity is jumping from nether tree to nether tree- Oh! Oh! I think I have it. [straining] G. U. N. Oh, I can’t see- D?

Ben [angrily] I knnnew it.

Olivia Take it with a grain of salt Ben- I mean, it’s just one version, from [laughingly] a marsupial no less.

Ben He was an awesome. possum. I-I gotta step outside for a minute [chair squeak].

Sammy While Ben takes a little break, let’s take a few callers.[door closing] Give us a call King Falls. Let’s talk about your dearly departed, uh, pets.

Olivia I’m ready.

Sammy Line 4, you’re live with Sammy and Miss Olivia DuPont.

Troy Gosh darn it, Sammy, I’m really sorry to hear about Ben’s little buddy.

Sammy I’m sure he’ll appreciate the kind words Troy, I’ll be sure to pass them on buddy .

[police radio can be heard faintly in bg]

Troy [solemn] I’ve got a confession to make that I ain’t proud of. I… I was the reason for the demise of little Serendipity. Such a sweet little fella. I just didn’t know he get taken away, y’know? For good.

Sammy Wait. You’re the reason Serendipity was taken away?

Troy Ah hells bells Sammy, I was the one that rolled over on Ben but— I didn’t mean for the little furry guy to get taken away! It was just a real kerfuffle on this end.

Sammy This explains so much.

Troy Me and Ben was best buddies coming up, Sammy. I didn’t want to tell on him, but little Serendipity got frisky one day at lunch and sh[bleep] on one of the teacher’s Mexican pizza. Tough ol’ Bodenheimer cornered me ‘cause she thought he was mine. Ben ain’t never gonna forgive me and that’s deserved.

[door closing]

Sammy That’s all in the past Troy. I’m sure- someday –

Ben Sorry about that guys. Some-someday what?

Sammy Oh, uh- y-you know- we-we’re just taking calls from listeners right now Ben. On the line we’ve got- Troy.

Troy [mournful] Hey Ben. Man I was listening to the program tonight, when I heard Miss DuPont pontificatin’ about the dead animals and su—

Ben [Hastily] Now’s not the time Troy, especially from you!

Troy I’m hurtin’ something awful about Serendipity, buddy. How many times do I have to apologize to make it right?

Ben Loose Lips Sink Ships, Troy, the ship of friendship. Have fun on the SS Backstabber. [click, dial tone] Line 1, you’re live on King Falls AM. Prepare your tissues.

Ron Boys, I won’t keep you long. This question is for, Golden Owl? is that right?

Olivia Yes.

Ron Before my question ma’am, you might want to work on that name. It might just be me, but it sounds like a sophisticated lemon party for birds.Not that I’m against that sort of thing. Sh[bleep] even last night—

Sammy Ron Begley, ladies and gents.

Ron Alright I get it, enough foreplay. Brass tacks Miss Owl, how does it work if you didn’t particularly own the pet, but you saw it as a kid, grew up near it, fed it, maybe had a puff the magic dragon relationship with it.

Ben He wants to know if you can tap into your unending source of pain and find Kingsie’s parents. Maybe tell us how they were, harpooned by Japanese tourists in front of Kingsie as a baby and made into sashimi.

Olivia Mr. Begley I’m not sure if that’s really in my wheelhouse, but perhaps if you introduce me to this Kingsie you’re referencing?

Ron Well hell yeah! How can I get a hold of you to make an appointment?

Sammy All of Miss DuPont’s information is on our website Ron, or you can check it out on twitter at—

Ron Yeah yeah, @, ampersand, hashtag, underscore, exclamation mark dot dot dot King Falls dot net. Shut your sweet little trap Sammy! I got it! I’ll be in touch soon Golden Owl. [mildly exasperated] But seriously, work on that name

[click, dial tone]

Ben Other than, re-breaking everyone’s hearts, Olivia— what do you get out of this?

Olivia I’m sorry for the troublesome story, Ben. Not all of them -hardly any of them- end so badly.

Ben So I’m just the lucky one.

Sammy Ben—

Ben I’m so glad to hear that not everyone’s pet got thrown out of a moving car and into Peace river and down the falls by Sheriff damn Gunderson. That’s the silver lining, right?

Olivia If it’s true.

Ben [skeptical] You get a lot of lying cats and dogs in your line of work, Olivia?

Olivia [awkwardly] Not— to my knowledge.

Ben He did it.

Sammy Okay, let’s not go making accusations it could have been any number of deputies, maybe even from a different county, I mean who can say?

Ben [insistent] It was Gunderson, I just know it. He literally damn near spelled it out! Ask him to spell out the rest, Olivia.

Olivia He saysss, *sigh* Golden Owl, your business license is up for renewal, so don’t rock the boat?

Ben BULL!

Sammy *clears throat* Olivia, we’re gonna take another phone call here in a minute. Perhaps, uh, before that you could give us a light-hearted example of a run in with someone’s, uh, expired creature.

Olivia Well, there was this one encounter with Bruce the Stingray.

Sammy [incredulously] A stingray. Now, what’s a dead stingray got to talk about?

Olivia Well, Steve Irwin[2] for one.

[KFAM outro]

[Credits]

REFERENCES:

[1] Teddy Ruxpin - Teddy Ruxpin is an animatronic children's toy in the form of a talking 'Illiop', a creature which looks like a bear. The creature's mouth and eyes move while "reading" stories played on an audio tape cassette deck built into its back.

[2] Steve Irwin - “The Crocodile Hunter” was an Australian zookeeper, television personality, wildlife expert, environmentalist and conservationist. Possibly best known for the show “The Crocodile Hunter” (1996–2007), an internationally broadcast wildlife documentary series, which he co-hosted with his wife Terri. They also co-owned and operated Australia Zoo, about 80 kilometres (50 mi) north of the Queensland state capital city of Brisbane. Steve died on September 4, 2006, after being pierced in the chest by a stingray barb while filming in Australia's Great Barrier Reef.

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(1)I have a character who is locked in a room for a little less than a month. For the first week she has another person with her but for the next three weeks she is all alone and doesn't know when she'll be released. She has been told she'll be killed but doesn't know why. She can hear music coming from outside the room every now and then but it is fairly dark. The room is empty save for a hole in the ground for waste and a very small window for minimal natural light.

(2) She is given the minimum amount of food for survival but she would still suffer from some symptoms of starvation. I am planning on her having hallucinations, memory problems, joint pain, headaches, weight loss, and lack of physical ability as symptoms of starvation and solitary confinement. Do you think this would be realistic for both symptoms from the situation and the time frame?

I really like your icon. :)

I had to think about this one a fair bit and I think that’s becauseyou’ve chosen an unusual and interesting combination of symptoms. It’s very weightedtowards the physical symptoms and I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone combinememory problems and hallucinations. But then there’s no reason why theyshouldn’t turn up together.

My initial instinct was to suggest a lotmore symptoms but on reflection I don’t think you’re that far off.

I think you do need to includesome more symptoms though. Because I don’t think you’ve really got thepsychological symptoms of starvation showing up here. And if the physicalsymptoms are present to the extent that she’s less coordinated and less strongthen I’d expect some psychological effects as well. Themasterpost is here and I’d recommend reading the Minnesota StarvationExperiment source included for a broader idea of the effects.

The lack of energy and concentration seem to show up first. I think themood swings, emotional blunting and anxiety are also likely. Unlike mosttortures the psychological effects of starvation can be pretty accuratelypredicted and they follow pretty much the same pattern for everyone. I imaginethat it’s probably tied to a lot of adaptions that help us survive. It seems tobe consistent across very different groups of people.

I think that an additional physical symptom is also pretty likely: thedizziness and fainting spells. I say that because I’ve had them before after afew days of not eating properly, which suggests they can manifest quitequickly.

There are a couple of types of memory problems that tend to show up intorture survivors. I’m not sure if there have been any studies on which (ifany) are the most common and multiple types can turn up at the same time (but do not necessarily have to).

There’s a sort of general forgetfulness which might not have a bigimpact on your character while she’s locked up but would have a huge impact onher life later. If you wanted to use that I’d suggest something like having herforget if she’s had food yet that day, which would increase anxiety (ie ‘perhapsthey’ve stopped feeding me completely’).

There’s also memory loss which isn’t often of the traumatic eventitself. Survivors don’t forget their names, or the people closest to them. Oldmemories are generally more ‘set’ and harder to lose. What survivors lose tendsto be newer memories. For instance if she saw the place she was taken to or theface of her captors she could forget what she saw. But she might also forgetmore mundane things like someone she’d met recently or what she did the weekbefore she was imprisoned.

Along with memory loss there’s also a marked increase in false memoriesamong torture survivors. These do happen to everyone normally; our brainsnaturally edit out memories. But torture survivors are a lot more prone to itthan normal and it can create a lot of problems because we tend to assume ourmemories are completely accurate.

There’s a pretty interesting study conducted on a group of militaryvolunteers (C A Morgan et al, International Journal of Law and Psychiatry 27,265-279) that showed ‘high stress situations’ (a mock capture and interrogation) led to a majority of people incorrectlyidentifying an interrogator, despite being in a room with them for more thanfour hours the day before. Torture survivors can give incorrect descriptions ofrooms they were held in for days, give inaccurate sequences of events,incorrectly identify suspects- And it’s important to stress that they’re notlying they absolutely believe they’re giving an accurate version of events;this is a known effect of torture on the human brain.

Finally there are intrusive memories. These are- essentially beingreally vividly reminded of a traumatic event all the time by everyday things.They’re not flash backs and they’re not hallucinations. The impression I get isthat it’s more akin to getting a particular train of thought stuck in your headand being unable to change tracks.

This has a massive emotional effect onvictims but it’s less likely to…damage a trial the way false memories or memoryloss can. It can have just as much impact on everyday life as the generalforgetfulness, making everyday tasks a lot more difficult. I’d suggest picking types of memory problems based on where you want the story to go and what would provide interesting narrative set backs.

Themasterpost on solitary confinement is here and I think you’ll find Shalev’sSourcebook on Solitary Confinement (linked in the masterpost) useful. Shalevquotes several accounts of hallucinations in solitary confinement by survivors.

Some solitary prisoners reported that they found hallucinationscomforting, that they were an escape from solitary and brought them relief.Others found hallucinations incredibly negative and frightening. And for somethey were a pretty neutral occurrence. Which means you’ve got a lot of scopefor choosing the emotional tone you want these scenes to have.

For the character hallucinations whether positive, negative or neutralcan be quite disorientating.

I’d advise against using anything too literal.

People don’t tend to accurately re-live portions of their life inhallucinations. They shouldn’t be treated as flashbacks.

One of the survivors in Shalev’s Sourcebook hallucinated faces and heldconversations with them. But they didn’t hallucinate full bodied people andwere aware they were hallucinating. In most of the solitary confinementaccounts of hallucinations I’ve read the victims were aware they werehallucinating. So I don’t think it would be accurate to have your characterhallucinate another person and ‘think they’re real’. (Something I see turn up a lot in fiction).

Hallucinations don’t have to be ‘interesting’. Someone can hallucinate abeetle on the wall or a mouse on the table without it doing anything strange.

Hallucinations also don’t have to be consistent or clearly defined.People can hallucinate flashes of colour or indistinct noises.

Personally I tend to treat hallucinations like dream sequences and usethe same sort of disjointed logic when I construct them. I try to focus onemotions I want to evoke and particular images I want to include. I tend to usethem to try and show the character’s emotional state or prompt them intoaction.

I know some people use them to highlight themes in a story which canwork well.

I hope that helps. :)

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firstumcschenectady · 3 years ago

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"Mutuality" based on James 2:1-10, 14-17

People often think I am a “bleeding heart liberal,” a “tree-hugging hippie,” or – to get to the point – an “everything goes progressive.” I do not deny the bleeding heart nor the tree-hugging, but actually I don't think “everything goes.” James speaks the language of my faith, and in doing so makes clear why I find it so challenging to live out my faith the way I want to.

Both in Biblical times, and today, the culture is permeated with the premise that deference should be given to wealthy and powerful people. The work of Christians to treat everyone as beloveds of God is profoundly countercultural. James even suggests preferential treatment for the poor, although I can't tell if this is because it is necessary to counteract the brokenness of the world, because most of the early Christians were poor, or because people living in poverty really do have a better grasp on faith. Maybe all of them.

To make his point, James sets up a believable story about two people gathering with the community of believers. One is a rich man, a senator or nobleman based on his ring, likely running for office. This rich man has some powerful quid pro quos to offer the fragile and vulnerable faith community. He could be a useful protector for them.

At the same time, another man enters the community of believers. He is poor, his clothes are old, ratty, and dirty.

The faith community responds with the world's standards, James says. They give the rich and powerful man the best seat in the house while telling the poor man that he can either sit in a place of dishonor or stand out of the way.

James is a wisdom teacher. He speaks clearly through the ages. I can easily believe this was an actual experience in plenty of early Christian gatherings, and I know for certain it still is today. The world's standards infiltrate the church. While Galatians 3:28 says "There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus." That is a RADICAL claim of equity within the Church. All of the distinctions of humanity are erased by being followers of Christ. All are one. All are equal. All are equally important.

But that is easier said that done. The unconscious bias

gets carried into the church, even when people don't want it to. And they do great damage. James says, “Siblings, do you with your acts of favoritism really believe in our Lord Jesus Christ?” I always worry that when we say or hear “Lord Jesus Christ” we hear it with the hierarchy of the English Nobility, a system rife with patriarchy, sexism, and economic exploitation. Which, pretty clearly, isn't what James is saying here. For the early Christians, calling Jesus “Lord” was the utmost subversion, because it claimed that if Jesus was Lord, Caesar was not.1

By ALL of the worldly standards, Caesar WAS Lord. He was Emperor of the largest empire known to that part of the world, he was wealthy beyond imagination, he had the power of the best armies behind him, he had systems of nobility and administration under him, he could execute as he pleased, change laws when he wished, and of course his FACE was on all the money. He had titles galore, including “Lord and God,” and those were the OFFICIAL declarations of the empire, to claim otherwise was to risk death.

In the face of that reality, the early Jesus followers chose another way. A “narrower” way, a more dangerous way, a way that subverted the understanding of power, and choose nonviolence over the power of violence. They claimed Jesus, a peasant from the backwater Galilee, a rabble rouser of the small but ancient Jewish faith, a man executed by the violent power of the Empire as a the leader of a violent rebellion (even when it wasn't true)... they claimed JESUS as Lord.

And when JESUS is Lord like THAT, to favoritism to those who hold power and sway in the Roman Empire could reasonably make James question if they actually believe in Jesus or not. Are they following the narrow way, or are they slowing just making the way wider? Are they about the radical equality of all people in the eyes of God, or about making it easier to be a follower of Jesus? Are they overturning assumptions about who matters, or are they just replicating the ways of the world.

And, of course, the crux of this series of questions: are we?

I can see some evidence that we are committed to inverting the world's values:

Our Community Breakfast is an abundance of good food, offered with grace and respect, that anyone would be pleased to eat. We are not only interested in feeding God's beloveds, we are interested in feeding people AS God's beloveds.

Both the long-running Sustain Ministry Program and Community Breakfast have welcomed and kept volunteers who are also recipients of the ministry's gifts. This suggest to me that we have been interested in re-distributing God's gifts of abundance RATHER THAN just in giving gifts to ease guilt or unconsciously hold power over others.

Our stewardship pledge sheets ask about all of the membership vows: prayers, presence, gifts, service, and witness in order to remind us all that no one way of giving is more important than another, and that all of us are stronger in the ability to give in one way than another.

The church has long advocated for living wages, and puts its money where its mouth is, paying its own employees as it believes the world should.

Before the pandemic, some church groups offered luncheons with (nonobligatory) free will offerings, making genuine space for everyone to be fed and together regardless of income.

Many of the trips we take as a church – hiking, baseball games, canoeing and kayaking trips – are free or affordable to people across a wide income spectrum.

Our community is profoundly diverse, especially in socioeconomic status and income. Beloved members are rich, beloved members are poor, beloved members are in between.

And yet truth be told, I see evidence of the values of the world creeping in too though:

Before the pandemic, often parts of the church celebrated or connected by going out to lunch or dinner, or offering support by sending a communal gift, which assumes that everyone has the discretionary money to participate.

I sometimes hear people living in poverty referred to as “them,” such as in the context, “how can we help them?” which forgets that people living in poverty are part of us. The questions might be, “How can we ease the pain of poverty?” and “How can we transform society to end poverty?”

There is a great value on education in this community, one that isn't always held in enough tension with the reality that in the US access to education has more to do with pre-existant privilege than intelligence.

Our primary worship style speaks to people's heads at least as much as their hearts or souls, which historically fits the values of the upper class.

Among some of our members, there is still a sense of discomfort with the struggles of people in poverty. While discomfort is itself neutral, lack of facing it has resulted in people who live in poverty perceiving that they're welcome to eat at our Breakfast, but not join us for Worship. The perception of a two tiered system, I fear, is not entirely incorrect.

Given these two lists, I think James still has plenty to teach us, even if we've been trying to learn along the way.

In order to build God's Kindom at FUMC, it may mean we have to look deeply at our discomfort. Although discomfort is natural, a willingness to change it is sometimes harder.

To live into the values of Jesus and James requires soaking up God's grace, and a constant awareness of the ways that the world tries to separate people into worthy and unworthy categories. To be a church that lives out the “Lordship of Jesus Christ” requires us to notice class, notice classism, and actively work to change it – in ourselves and in our community. It means that those of us who do not live in poverty need to listen to people who do live in poverty, and learn from them. Our actions to disrupt the status quo and move the world toward the kindom must be based in mutuality. We can't serve in the name of Christ if we see those we serve as “others” rather than as a part of “us.” And we can't claim anyone as part of “us” unless they claim “us” too.

I hope and pray that God will help us take the lessons James offers to heart. Amen

1 Marcus Borg, Jesus: The Life, Teachings, and Relevance of a Religious Revolutionary, (HarperCollins) 2015, p. 279.

September 12, 2021

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How to Take a Dog or Cat to Hawaii as well as Avoid Quarantine

January 31, 2020

3 Comments A couple of years ago Mike and I (Steph)thought about visiting Hawaii with our dachshund Django(@djangothegent). I imagined Django’s squat little sausage pet dog legs running down Kauai’s famous Hanalei Beach and also instantly entered into research setting. I skimmed Hawaii’s strict family pet import and quarantine requirements, pertained to the * incorrect * verdict that Django would have to fly using freight and also be quarantined upon arrival, and also too soon tossed out our dream of vacationing in Hawaii with Django.

A few years ago I improperly thought that all pets going to Hawaii from the continental U.S. should (1) fly in cargo (2) be quarantined upon entrance into the state. I currently recognize I was misinterpreted on both counts! After more substantial research study, we are happy verify that pets can certainly fly in-cabin to Hawaii as well as prevent quarantine.

Are you looking to fly in-cabin with your dog or pet cat to Hawaii without the threat of quarantine? Below is whatever you require to do before you show up in Honolulu.

Why is the Hawaiian federal government rigorous regarding pet traveling to Hawaii?

If you are a pet or cat owner, you are most likely extremely knowledgeable about rabies inoculations. In the United States, nearly every state needs domesticated dogs as well as pet cats be vaccinated for the infection. Hawaii is the one exemption.

Hawaii is the just state in the United States that is rabies-free. The Hawaiian state federal government does not need pet proprietors to immunize their four-legged family participants for the infection because rabies presents absolutely no risk in Hawaii. Why vaccinate your dog for a viral disease that does not exist in the surrounding setting.

Due to the fact that Hawaii is rabies-free, the Hawaiian federal government is incredibly stringent when it concerns four-legged visitors. Dogs as well as pet cats taking a trip to Hawaii from states and also nations where rabies exists have to adhere to rigorous methods to guarantee they do not present rabies right into Hawaii’s unique ecological community.

Hawaii’s quarantine needs for felines as well as pets

To stop rabies from getting in the state, the Hawaiian government requires that felines and pet dogs be quarantined upon arrival. Before you go crazy, understand that there are 3 quarantine alternatives for vacationers: the 120-day quarantine program, the 5 Day Or Less quarantine program, as well as the direct release program.

We’re going to avoid over Hawaii’s 120-day quarantine program – up to 4 months of quarantine is undoubtedly a non-starter for us as well as Django! – as well as primarily concentrate on the direct launch program.

Straight Release vs. 5 Day Or Less Quarantine Programs

Hawaii’s Direct Release quarantine program (aka Direct Airport Release or DAR) permits your canine or cat to fly right into Hawaii and also be launched from the airport on the same day as arrival. Your family pet will certainly be analyzed by the Animal Quarantine Station upon arrival (or within a few hours of arrival) and also will not be quarantined overnight. In order to get approved for the Direct Release quarantine program, you have to ensure your aircraft’s arrival time is within the Animal Quarantine Station daytime office hrs.

To stay clear of any type of confusion, the Direct Release quarantine program is practically component of the 5 Day or Less quarantine program. Furthermore, the pre-arrival requirements are the same for the Direct Release as well as 5 Day Or Less quarantine programs.

What after that is the difference between the Direct Release as well as 5 Day Or Less quarantine programs? The 5 Day or Less quarantine program covers showing up pets that arrive outside the Animal Quarantine Station’s office hours. As the title of the program suggests, animals are quarantined for more than 5 days.

Is there a quarantine fee?

Yes. Hawaii’s Direct Release quarantine program sets you back $185 per pet dog. The 5 Day Or Less quarantine program prices $244 per animal. Family pet proprietors are called for to pay the fee before arrival, and there are no discount rates for several pet dogs.

Guide pets for the blind as well as certified service canines do not have to pay this charge. Active service U.S. armed forces participants might likewise qualify for charge compensation from the U.S. Department of Defense.

How can my animal qualify for Direct Airport Release?

There are numerous pre-arrival demands that have to be completed to qualify for Hawaii’s Direct Airport Release. We outline every pre-arrival demand below. Before skimming those, remember that you and also your pet (1) must be flying into Daniel K. Inouye International Airport in Honolulu, Oahu (2) must show up during the Animal Quarantine Station’s normal inspection hrs between 8:00 AM to 4:30 PM (3 ) has to send all finished documents to the Animal Quarantine Station a minimum of 10 days prior to your arrival.

Pre-Arrival Requirements for Direct Airport Release

Microchip recognition. All pet cats and also canines getting here in Hawaii should be microchipped for identification, and also microchip implantation needs to happen before your animal is tested for rabies antibodies.

It is very vital to validate your pet dog’s integrated circuit works prior to taking a trip to Hawaii. If for some reason Hawaii authorities can not discover your animal’s silicon chip, he or she will certainly invalidate for 5 Day or Less as well as Direct Release quarantines and also be forced into the 120 day quarantine program.

2. Rabies inoculation needs. Dogs and pet cats must have obtained a minimum of two rabies inoculations in his or her life time. The 2nd rabies vaccination can not be carried out within one month of the very first inoculation, as well as it can not be ended upon your arrival in Hawaii.

Your pet’s latest inoculation must have been administered no much less than 30 days, and no more than 12 months before arrival in Hawaii for 12-month qualified vaccinations as well as no less than 30 days as well as no greater than 36 months before arrival in Hawaii for 3-year certified injections.

What is the 30 day waiting duration? If your pet or cat requires a rabies vaccination prior to your journey, you must wait 30 days after administering the vaccination prior to going into Hawaii. If you do not wait 30 days, your pet or pet cat will be quarantined up until the 30 day period has actually expired.

3. Rabies antibody examination. Hawaii calls for that all canines and also felines get a Fluorescent Antibody Virus Neutralization (FAVN) rabies antibody examination. If your pet’s rabies booster shot degree is high enough, this blood examination validates. Adequate resistance implies your family pet’s blood examination will reveal a reading of a minimum of 0.5 IU/ml.

Examinations must be done at an approved lab (

see Hawaii’s checklist for even more detailed info on this ). The lab must get your pet dog’s blood sample no greater than 36 months as well as no much less than 30 days before your arrival in Hawaii. 4. Waiting period. Thinking your family pet passes the FAVN rabies antibody examination, you currently require to wait 30 days prior to showing up in Hawaii. If you travel to Hawaii prior to this 30 day window shuts, your family pet will be quarantined up until the 30 days have passed.

5. Tick treatment. Cats and pet dogs have to be dealt with for ticks within 14 days of arrival in Hawaii. Therapy needs to be taped in your family pet’s health certificate.

5. Completed paperwork. As we stated above, all completed documents must be sent by mail to the Animal Quarantine Station at the very least 10 days before your arrival. The files required are:

Dog & Cat Import Form AQS-279 Two initial rabies inoculation certifications. These certificates have to be authorized by a certified veterinarian and detail the injection name, lot or identification number, booster number, vaccination day, and vaccination expiry. Copies of certifications are declined.

Initial wellness certificate finished within 14 days of arrival in Hawaii. The wellness certification need to detail your pet’s rabies inoculation history as well as tick treatment. You must bring the ORIGINAL health and wellness certification with you to Hawaii; a copy is not permitted.

Airport Release Card. If you are returning to Hawaii with the same rabies antibody test that was utilized prior to for access, you need to have a copy of your animal’s Airport Release Card from the previous go to.

Can canines and also cats fly in-cabin right into Hawaii?

Unlike the United Kingdom federal government which bans in-cabin animal traveling to the UK, the Hawaii federal government does not care just how your pet dog reaches its state. As long as you adhere to every one of Hawaii’s required protocols detail above, your pet dog or cat is enabled to fly in the cabin of airline companies to Honolulu. Fantastic information, right? Not so quickly …

We have actually only been able to determine ONE airline that permits in-cabin pet traveling to Hawaii:

Alaska Airlines. For your reference, right here are the in-cabin animal policies of every major global airline company. Remember that solution animals and also psychological assistance pets may qualify for in-cabin pet dog traveling with other airlines. Here we are strictly describing pet dogs that are not certified service or assistance animals.

Before you go …

We hope you found this write-up beneficial! If you have any type of inquiries, or if you’ve already visited Hawaii with your family pet as well as intend to share your experience, please leave a remark listed below! We ‘d love to hear from you.

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