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aww are you leaving :(?

Oh no! I've remained active on my main blog @themoistplinth for almost ten years now, I've just not posted any incorrect quotes in a long time! So I figured if anyone else wants to mischaracterise the beautiful boys we all love then they can have the badly formatted blog I started years back!

I'm never leaving, my job is to sit on a desk and look pretty, god knows i need something to do while I'm bored

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like my absolute favourite clickhole thing from this year

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by the time you’re 25 you should know what substance you’re going to abuse forever

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does anyone like. want this blog lmao

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Hiccup: Jack I need to tell you something-

Jack: There is no 'I' in our relationship. Only we.

Hiccup: Okay. We're bisexual

Jack: Damn right we are.

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incorrect quotes are so crazy. no understanding of the characters, half of the times the jokes don't make sense, blatantly just weird and they're EVERYWHERE. they are most definitely incorrect quotes i will tell you that

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From now on the rare event I post quotes they won’t be numbered! I don’t know why I even did that to begin with! It was dumb as shit, I was like 14, why didn’t you stop me

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Incorrect Hijack Quote No. 285

Hiccup: That’s a six

Jack: Clearly it’s a nine

Hiccup: Stop it that’s a six!

Jack: That’s a nine!!

Hiccup: Six!

Jack: Nine

Hiccup: Six!

Jack: Nine!

Astrid: Please go on a date before doing this

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Incorrect Hijack Quote No. 284

Jack: Hold the fuck up.

Hiccup: Excuse me?

Jack: I said hold the fuck up. I’m the fuck up. Hold me.

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Incorrect Hijack Quote No. 283

Jack: so i uh, made a mistake

Hiccup: …what do you mean…?

Jack: so tooth and snotlout made me go to lush with them, right? well, at lush they have a bunch of bathbombs.

Hiccup: yeah…..

Jack: so i was looking at one and i realized the label on it said “vegan.”

Hiccup: oh dear god

Jack: and, you know, usually if something is vegan it’s food. right? isn’t it?

Hiccup: i mean, usually, but vegan refers to anything that doesn’t have animal products in it.

Jack: yeah i…didn’t know that.

Hiccup: did you…did you eat it?

Jack: yeah

Hiccup: you ate a bathbomb?

Jack: yeah

Hiccup: why-?

Jack: i made…a mistake.

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Incorrect Hijack Quote No. 282

Jack: Why aren’t there like adult playgrounds, there’s only kid’s ones that are too small for us.

Hiccup: There are, they’re called theme parks.

Jack: But you have to pay for those!

Hiccup: That’s the adult part.

Jack: Son of a bitch!

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Incorrect Hijack Quote No. 281

Stoick: Do you want to know how I really injured my wrist?

Jack: YES

Stoick: I was Hula Hooping. Valka and I attend a class for fitness and fun.

Jack: Ohmygod

Stoick: I've mastered all the moves: the pizza toss, the tornado, the night fury, the oopsie doodle.

Jack: Why are you telling me this?

Stoick: Because no one will ever believe you

Jack: Oh you sick son of a bitch

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Incorrect Hijack Quote No. 280

Hiccup: What's your greatest fear? 

 Jack: Being forgotten 

 Hiccup: Damn that's deep

Hiccup: I was gonna say the Kool Aid Man but now I feel dumb

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Incorrect Hijack Quote No. 279

Hiccup: Jack's gay Jack: Bye Hiccup: Oh sorry no Jack's bi Jack: No I'm saying goodbye, I'm going home for he day. I'm gay

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Incorrect Hijack Quote No. 278

Jack: Babe help I can't sleep. Hiccup: I can, goodnight

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Incorrect Hijack Quote No. 277

Jack: Once Hiccup was driving and he said "Watch this" and ran a red light. He looked me dead in the eye and said "I just don't care".

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Incorrect Hijack Quote No. 276

Jack: Hey babe I figured out why you love bonsai trees so much! It's because you're both the tiniest of your species! Hiccup: You cried the first time you saw my dick. Jack: Ha, yeah, memories