#incorrect Dragon Quest XI quotes

[incorrect-dragonquest-quotes]

Malroth: Remember kids! Be yourself, stay healthy, commit arson, steal from the government, and eat the ri-

Builder, cutting him off: okay i think that’s enough!

[dragonquest-rottenbrain]

[candiedfain]

DQ11 Party Members as things I’ve thought/said/done in Physics class (part 1??)

El: ???

Erik: this is so fucking stupid what the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit why the fuck is this even required I’m not gonna fucking use this ever- *incessant mumbling*

Veronica: I am THIS close 🤏 to committing arson

Serena: *on the verge of tears*

Sylv: *humming Drunk-Dazed by Enhypen*

Jade: *on her phone paying no attention to class*

Rab: that’s great but what is the purpose of me learning it

Hendrik: *trying his very best but looking like a dumbass*

Bonus:

Jasper: *about the professor* oh SHUT IT ALREADY

Mia: this is NOT what I learned in 9th grade 🤨

[queermentaldisaster]

Serena: I am going to commit several war crimes.

[uniguinflutist]

@incorrect-dragonquest-quotes

So far I've played Dragon Quest VIII, IX and XI. I'm going to give them alternate names that summarize the stories better:

Dragon Quest VIII: Save a Horse, Ride a Princess

Dragon Quest IX: A Heavenly Official's Fruits & Faeries

Dragon Quest XI: F**K The Police, I'm Gay Jesus.

[comet-wire]

Sylvando:I have to be silly. If I don't,my brain will turn into moss.

[bottommarcothephoenixenjoyer]

No One:

Absolutely No One Ever:

Erik: Who? Me? I’m just the Lumainary’s trophy husband. My job is to sit there, look pretty, and occasionally attack anybody stupid enough to try and kill my Wife.

[goatrune]

Jade: Hey, what do you have?

Luminary, running: A KNIFE!

Literally the entire party: NO-

[toughaqua777]

Eleven: Hendrik and I spent most of our time together in silence. It was...nice.

Erik: Didn't he try to kill you at one point?

Eleven: So did Krystalinda.

Eleven: And King Carnelian.

Eleven: Maybe I just bring that out in people.

Erik: Well, I don't want to kill you.

Eleven: Thank you, Erik.

[square-incorrect]

Shop Owner: You two make a cute couple.

El: No, no we're not together. We're not a couple- we're definitely not a couple.

Shop Owner: Oh! Sorry.

Erik: Wow, you, uh, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you?

El: We're not gonna have this conversation again, are we? Maybe someday preferably when we aren't being sought after by every guard, monster, and second cousin twice removed but not yet.

Erik:

El:

Erik: Fair enough.

[incorrect-dqxi-quotes]

The trail up to Yggdrasil stresses me out so much yall

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11: Let me get this straight? More like let me run something BI you.

Serena: Let’s PAN this out.

Hendrik: Let’s ACE-ess this situation

Erik: I’m gay.

[winxixia]

No I’ve got nothing to say

thanks @finlands-beret and @daovihi for the idea!

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[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Started Dragon Quest 11 tonight, I'm really into it! Can I get some DQ11 quotes, please?

Veronica: As twins, Serena and I are in perfect sync! We even finish each other’s-

Serena: -sandwiches!

Erik: Huh, guess you got that one wrong.

Veronica, cutting a hoagie in half and handing one to Serena: Got what wrong?

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Eleven (The Luminary): I have no idea what I’m doing... but I know I’m doing it real well.

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Hendrik: I must say Erik, you’re surprisingly mature for your age.

Erik: Thanks. It’s the trauma.

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The King: Here’s three hundred gold to stop dating Jade.

Eleven: Save that money for our wedding!

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Jade: Being bisexual means you’re attracted to two things... so I’ve chosen Eleven and Martial Arts.

Erik: Being bisexual means you’re attracted to two things... so I’ve chosen Eleven and knives.

Eleven: Being bisexual means you’re attracted to two things... so I’ve chosen Jade and Erik.

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Sylvando: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And sometimes it is necessary to give a sadly uninformed beholder a black eye.

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Rab: Believe me kid, I’ve watched you grow up since you were nineteen-

Eleven: I’m still nineteen!

Rab: -and believe me, you’ve got the stuff! You just have to find the power within. 

[maroonghost]

Sylvando: Hey bro you got the time?

Prince Faris: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of his robes and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm.

[princess-josie-riki]

Jade: "So, when did you realize Booga uses bad grammar to distract you whenever you're about to raise an objection to something he wants to do?"

Ludu: "He does WHAT?!"

Boodica: "Hey! That's your brother and my Booga Wooga you're talking about!"