#dq11 incorrect quotes

[queermentaldisaster]

Serena: I am going to commit several war crimes.

[dragonquest-rottenbrain]

[candiedfain]

DQ11 Party Members as things I’ve thought/said/done in Physics class (part 2)

El: it’s iClicker time

Erik: *drumming to the beat of Back in Black at full volume with his pencil*

Veronica: dAy iN tHe liFe oF a tRuE bReXiT gEeZa

Serena: I hope the professor comes late today 😔

Sylv: I’m not feeling extroverted today *dramatically plops down on desk*

Jade: why is my phone at 91% 😑

Rab: *sleeping with his eyes open*

Hendrik: forgive my language but what the heck

Jasper: I hate the COLD my face is DRY

Mia: why’s the teach wearing a beret 💀

[incorrect-dqxi-quotes]

The trail up to Yggdrasil stresses me out so much yall

[incorrect-dragonquest-quotes]

11: My mom taught me that if I can’t say anything nice, I shouldn’t say anything at all.

Mordegon: ...

11: But my mom is not here and YOU’RE A WEENIE!

[darkyrus]

Luminary: I just want to hear those 3 little words.

Erik: I love you.

Luminary: Try again.

Erik: *sighing* I will behave.

[pleasesirmayipleasehavebeanssir]

Sylvando: "I am a very private person" *proceeds to overshare about his past anonymously online*

[maj0rmayhem]

Hendrik: I'm going to ask you to be respectful

Eleven: I will politely decline

[moved-to-piersgender]

Jasper: I identify as moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Hendrik once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Hendrik: What kind of animal is The Pink Panther again?

Jasper, already taking his clothes off: Hendrik you’re so fucking stupid

[maggsdraws]

I will now write an incorrect quote bc I thought it was funny....

Erik: (videotaping) Honey, I’m so proud of you and I love you so much.

Veronica: (in labor) I hate you! YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF DICK BRAIN, HORSE SHIT, SLIME SUCKING, SON OF A WHORE B I T C H!

Erik: That’s perfect sweetheart! I got it all on film, the kids are gonna love it!

[daovihi]

Don Rodrigo: We need to have a talk about your professionalism.

Sylvando: Those are mighty brave words for a man standing in lava.

[toughaqua777]

Eleven: Hendrik and I spent most of our time together in silence. It was...nice.

Erik: Didn't he try to kill you at one point?

Eleven: So did Krystalinda.

Eleven: And King Carnelian.

Eleven: Maybe I just bring that out in people.

Erik: Well, I don't want to kill you.

Eleven: Thank you, Erik.

[toughaqua777]

Onions: Can you feel it? Can you feel the sins of your past clawing at your brain? Can you feel how you slowly deteriorate under your guilt? I, a lowly Onion, am sinless, and my slices are pure. What shall happen when someone slices YOU? Could you say the same?

Erik: Eleven, are you okay?

Eleven, tearing up: What? Oh—yeah. It’s just these onions.

Erik, to the onions: What the FUCK did you say to him?

[candiedfain]

DQ11 Party Members as things I’ve thought/said/done in Physics class (part 1??)

El: ???

Erik: this is so fucking stupid what the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit why the fuck is this even required I’m not gonna fucking use this ever- *incessant mumbling*

Veronica: I am THIS close 🤏 to committing arson

Serena: *on the verge of tears*

Sylv: *humming Drunk-Dazed by Enhypen*

Jade: *on her phone paying no attention to class*

Rab: that’s great but what is the purpose of me learning it

Hendrik: *trying his very best but looking like a dumbass*

Bonus:

Jasper: *about the professor* oh SHUT IT ALREADY

Mia: this is NOT what I learned in 9th grade 🤨

[incorrect-dqxi-quotes]

Jade: I will find us a covered wagon and horses, if you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone

Jasper: Oh please, we're not children

Jade: *Leaves*

Jasper:

Erik:

Jasper:

Erik: Eat shit and die

Jasper: Yes, fuck you

[incorrect-dragonquest-quotes]

11: What did you do?!

Erik: I didn’t do anything!

Jasper, in the distance: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?

Erik: Just ignore that.