#dq11 incorrect quotes
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
DQ11 Party Members as things I’ve thought/said/done in Physics class (part 1??)
El: ???
Erik: this is so fucking stupid what the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit why the fuck is this even required I’m not gonna fucking use this ever- *incessant mumbling*
Veronica: I am THIS close 🤏 to committing arson
Serena: *on the verge of tears*
Sylv: *humming Drunk-Dazed by Enhypen*
Jade: *on her phone paying no attention to class*
Rab: that’s great but what is the purpose of me learning it
Hendrik: *trying his very best but looking like a dumbass*
Bonus:
Jasper: *about the professor* oh SHUT IT ALREADY
Mia: this is NOT what I learned in 9th grade 🤨
#dq11#dqxi#dragon quest 11#dragon quest xi#dq11 sylvando#dq11 rab#dq11 hero#dq11 veronica#dq11 erik#dq11 serena#dq11 jade#dq11 hendrik#dq11 jasper#dq11 mia#dq11 incorrect quotes#dqxi incorrect quotes#i hate physics#if you couldn’t tell#might actually make this into a series
27 notes
·
View notes
Text
Serena: I am going to commit several war crimes.
#serena#dqxi#dqxi serena#dq11 serena#dq serena#dq11#dragon quest xi serena#dragon Quest 11 serena#dragon quest incorrect quotes#dq11 incorrect quotes
1 note
·
View note
Text
#the translations are:#ljósið mitt í myrkrinu: my light in the darkness#mon merveilleux amant de la nuit: my wonderful nighttime lover#dq xi#dq sylvando#dqxi sylvando#erik x hero#erik x hero x sylvando#sylvando x hero#dragon quest xi#dq11#dqxi#dqxi serena#dq 11#dq11 erik#dqxi erik#dq erik#dragon quest erik#luminary x erik#dq luminary#dragon quest luminary#the luminary#luminerik#serena x jade#dqxi jade#serena#elo rambles#dragon quest incorrect quotes#dq incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
6 notes
·
View notes
Photo
The trail up to Yggdrasil stresses me out so much yall
201 notes
·
View notes
Text
11: My mom taught me that if I can’t say anything nice, I shouldn’t say anything at all.
Mordegon: ...
11: But my mom is not here and YOU’RE A WEENIE!
#AMBER! your son said a bad word#dragon quest xi spoilers#dragon quest xi: echoes of an elusive age#dragon quest xi echoes of an elusive age#dqxi#incorrect dqxi quotes#dq incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#dragon quest xi#dragonquest 11#dragonquest xi#dq11#dragon quest ix#dragon quest v obb#dragon quest vi
105 notes
·
View notes
Text
Luminary: I just want to hear those 3 little words.
Erik: I love you.
Luminary: Try again.
Erik: *sighing* I will behave.
#dragon quest#dragon quest xi#dragon quest xi echoes of an elusive age#dragon quest 11#dq#dq 11#dq xi#dq11#dqxi#luminerik#luminary x erik#the luminary#dq luminary#erik#dq erik#dragon quest incorrect quotes#dq incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#dragon quest luminary#dragon quest erik#dragon quest eleven#eleven the luminary#dq eleven
150 notes
·
View notes
Text
Sylvando: "I am a very private person" *proceeds to overshare about his past anonymously online*
#modern au#Sylvando#Dragon quest#dragon quest xi#DQ11#dq11 sylvando#Incorrect dragon quest#incorrect quote#incorrect dq11#incorrect dqxi quotes
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hendrik: I'm going to ask you to be respectful
Eleven: I will politely decline
#incorrect dqxi quotes#dqxi#dqxi hero#dqxi hendrik#dragon quest 11#dragon quest#dq11#dragon quest xi
57 notes
·
View notes
Text
Jasper: I identify as moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Hendrik once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Hendrik: What kind of animal is The Pink Panther again?
Jasper, already taking his clothes off: Hendrik you’re so fucking stupid
#It's both a dead and overdone meme#but I'm shameless#moronsexual meme#shitpost#dq incorrect quotes#Dragon quest XI#dq11#dragon quest 11#dqxi#Jasdrik
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
I will now write an incorrect quote bc I thought it was funny....
Erik: (videotaping) Honey, I’m so proud of you and I love you so much.
Veronica: (in labor) I hate you! YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF DICK BRAIN, HORSE SHIT, SLIME SUCKING, SON OF A WHORE B I T C H!
Erik: That’s perfect sweetheart! I got it all on film, the kids are gonna love it!
#dragon quest#dq11#incorrect quotes#dragon quest xi#dragon quest incorrect quotes#erik#veronica#source: nine months (1995)
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
Don Rodrigo: We need to have a talk about your professionalism.
Sylvando: Those are mighty brave words for a man standing in lava.
#dragon quest 11#dragon quest xi#don rodrigo#sylvando#spoilers#?#dq11#dqxi#adventures in textposts#dragon quest#norberto#silvia#incorrect quotes#sylvia
77 notes
·
View notes
Text
DQ11 Party Members as things I’ve thought/said/done in Physics class (part 2)
El: it’s iClicker time
Erik: *drumming to the beat of Back in Black at full volume with his pencil*
Veronica: dAy iN tHe liFe oF a tRuE bReXiT gEeZa
Serena: I hope the professor comes late today 😔
Sylv: I’m not feeling extroverted today *dramatically plops down on desk*
Jade: why is my phone at 91% 😑
Rab: *sleeping with his eyes open*
Hendrik: forgive my language but what the heck
Jasper: I hate the COLD my face is DRY
Mia: why’s the teach wearing a beret 💀
#dq11 hero#dq11 sylvando#dq11 jade#dq11 jasper#dqxi veronica#dq11 erik#dq11 serena#dq11 hendrik#dq11 rab#dq11#dqxi#incorrect dq11 quotes#incorrect dqxi quotes#i hate this class
11 notes
·
View notes
Conversation
Eleven: Hendrik and I spent most of our time together in silence. It was...nice.
Erik: Didn't he try to kill you at one point?
Eleven: So did Krystalinda.
Eleven: And King Carnelian.
Eleven: Maybe I just bring that out in people.
Erik: Well, I don't want to kill you.
Eleven: Thank you, Erik.
#dragon quest#dragon quest xi#dragon quest 11#incorrect quotes#source: gunnerkrigg court#he's not wrong#dq11#dqxi#incorrect dragon quest xi quotes#incorrect dqxi quotes#spoilers
272 notes
·
View notes
Text
Onions: Can you feel it? Can you feel the sins of your past clawing at your brain? Can you feel how you slowly deteriorate under your guilt? I, a lowly Onion, am sinless, and my slices are pure. What shall happen when someone slices YOU? Could you say the same?
Erik: Eleven, are you okay?
Eleven, tearing up: What? Oh—yeah. It’s just these onions.
Erik, to the onions: What the FUCK did you say to him?
#dragon quest#dragon quest 11#dragon quest xi#dqxi#dq11#incorrect quotes#incorrect dqxi quotes#incorrect dragon quest xi quotes#yeah I don't where I was going with that
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
Jade: I will find us a covered wagon and horses, if you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone
Jasper: Oh please, we're not children
Jade: *Leaves*
Jasper:
Erik:
Jasper:
Erik: Eat shit and die
Jasper: Yes, fuck you
#dragon quest xi#dragon quest 11#dqxi#dq11#jade#erik#jasper#incorrect dqxi quotes#incorrect quotes#source: castlevania
82 notes
·
View notes
Text
11: What did you do?!
Erik: I didn’t do anything!
Jasper, in the distance: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?
Erik: Just ignore that.
#dqxi luminerik#dragon quest viii journey of the cursed king#luminerik#erik x eleven#incorrect dqxi quotes#dragon quest#dragonquest 11#dragonquest xi#dragon quest xi spoilers#dragon quest xi: echoes of an elusive age#dragon quest xi echoes of an elusive age#dqxi#dragon quest 11#dragon quest xi#dq11#dragon quest v hand of the heavenly bride#dragon quest 8#dragon quest ix#dragon quest ix sentinels of the starry sky#incorrect quotes#dragon quest iv chapters of the chosen#incorrect dragon quest quotes
118 notes
·
View notes