#source: castlevania

[cod-dump]

Woods: I'm a nice person, I am. I know how to be nice to people.

Mason: No you do not.

Woods: Yes I do!

Adler: Then why has every story you've told involved you arriving somewhere and getting punched in the face?

Woods: That's because everyone else is an asshole.

Adler: See?

[gay-dorito-dust]

You: try not to kill each other while I’m gone.

Nuada: oh please we’re not children.

*reader leaves*

Red (Hellboy): eat shit and die

Nuada: yes fuck you.

[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

Murphy: I will go find us a ride if you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone.

Goodman Grey: Oh, please. We're not children.

Murphy: *skeptical look, but walks away*

Harry: Eat shit and die.

Goodman Grey: Yes, fuck you.

*they both start giggling hysterically*

[alien-slushie]

Cale, after beating the sh*t out of White Star: Awe. He fell down.

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Mothra, to Godzilla and Kong: If you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone.

Godzilla: Oh, please. We're not children.

Mothra: *flies away*

Godzilla:

Kong:

Kong: Eat shit and die.

Godzilla: Yes, fuck you.

Source: Castlevania

[leoprime13]

Mothra: If you two manage not to kill each other while I'm gone?

Godzilla: Oh please, we're not children.

Mothra: *leaves*

Kong: Eat shit and die.

Godzilla: Yes, fuck you.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Charlie: okay, I’m gonna go to the store if you two can manage not to kill each other while I’m gone.

Lucifer: Ducky, please. We’re not children.

*as soon as Charlie’s gone*

Lucifer: Eat shit and die.

Alastor: Yes, fuck you.

[whosbex]

Raps: I’m gonna go find us a wagon if you two can try not to kill each other.

Eugene: please blondie, we’re not children.

* raps leaves *

Cass:Eat shit and die.

Eugene: yes, fuck you

[unicornblossom13]

Kitty: I’m gonna go scout ahead. If you two can manage not to kill each other while I’m gone.

Scott: Oh, please, we’re not children.

[Kitty gives a skeptical look before walking away]

Lance: Eat shit and die.

Scott: Yeah, %#^$ you.

[incorrect-ember-knight]

[Tyr notices Lauzun’s torso is covered in splattered blood]

Tyr: hey, uh, what’s that on your chest?

Lauzun: oh . . .

Lauzun: my shirt.

[emmikay]

Hawkeye: If I’d meant to kill you, you would quite simply be dead.

[capndragn94]

*Entrapta staring at Hordak*

Hordak: I'm not looking at you Entrapta.

Entrapta: You're going to.

Hordak: Nope.

Entrapta: You like looking at me.

Hordak: I'm not going to.

Entrapta: Because if you do, you'll crack like an egg.

Hordak: *strained voice* Yes.

[incorrectdevilquotes]

Chloe: I will be leaving for a meeting in a few moments.

Chloe: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone, that'd be great.

Lucifer: Oh, please Detective. We're not children.

*Chloe, doesn't believe them but leaves.*

Dan, casually: Eat shit and die.

Lucifer, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

[alien-slushie]

*If Lucy ever gets a Draco gate key*

Lucy: If you two can manage not to kill eachother while I'm gone.

Draco: Oh please, we're not children.

Lucy: *leaves*

Natsu: Eat sh*t and d*e.

Draco: Yes, F*ck you.

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Human sacrifice really is back in fashion.

Kaolinite

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

If I’d meant to kill you, you would quite simply be dead.

Bellatrix (to Sirius)