#source: castlevania

[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

Murphy: I will go find us a ride if you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone.

Goodman Grey: Oh, please. We're not children.

Murphy: *skeptical look, but walks away*

Harry: Eat shit and die.

Goodman Grey: Yes, fuck you.

*they both start giggling hysterically*

[gay-dorito-dust]

You: try not to kill each other while I’m gone.

Nuada: oh please we’re not children.

*reader leaves*

Red (Hellboy): eat shit and die

Nuada: yes fuck you.

[alien-slushie]

Cale, after beating the sh*t out of White Star: Awe. He fell down.

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Mothra, to Godzilla and Kong: If you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone.

Godzilla: Oh, please. We're not children.

Mothra: *flies away*

Godzilla:

Kong:

Kong: Eat shit and die.

Godzilla: Yes, fuck you.

Source: Castlevania

[squishe-fiasco]

Incorrect JJK Quotes #5

Wasuke Itadori: I am going to bring back some take-out for dinner. If you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone. I mean it Sukuna! Jin Itadori: Father, he is not a child no matter how much he likes to act like one. Sukuna: (angrily) Eat shit and die Jin Itadori: (calmly) yes, fuck you.

[leoprime13]

Mothra: If you two manage not to kill each other while I'm gone?

Godzilla: Oh please, we're not children.

Mothra: *leaves*

Kong: Eat shit and die.

Godzilla: Yes, fuck you.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Charlie: okay, I’m gonna go to the store if you two can manage not to kill each other while I’m gone.

Lucifer: Ducky, please. We’re not children.

*as soon as Charlie’s gone*

Lucifer: Eat shit and die.

Alastor: Yes, fuck you.

[whosbex]

Raps: I’m gonna go find us a wagon if you two can try not to kill each other.

Eugene: please blondie, we’re not children.

* raps leaves *

Cass:Eat shit and die.

Eugene: yes, fuck you

[unicornblossom13]

Kitty: I’m gonna go scout ahead. If you two can manage not to kill each other while I’m gone.

Scott: Oh, please, we’re not children.

[Kitty gives a skeptical look before walking away]

Lance: Eat shit and die.

Scott: Yeah, %#^$ you.

[incorrect-ember-knight]

[Tyr notices Lauzun’s torso is covered in splattered blood]

Tyr: hey, uh, what’s that on your chest?

Lauzun: oh . . .

Lauzun: my shirt.

[emmikay]

Hawkeye: If I’d meant to kill you, you would quite simply be dead.

[capndragn94]

*Entrapta staring at Hordak*

Hordak: I'm not looking at you Entrapta.

Entrapta: You're going to.

Hordak: Nope.

Entrapta: You like looking at me.

Hordak: I'm not going to.

Entrapta: Because if you do, you'll crack like an egg.

Hordak: *strained voice* Yes.

[alien-slushie]

*If Lucy ever gets a Draco gate key*

Lucy: If you two can manage not to kill eachother while I'm gone.

Draco: Oh please, we're not children.

Lucy: *leaves*

Natsu: Eat sh*t and d*e.

Draco: Yes, F*ck you.

[incorrectdevilquotes]

Chloe: I will be leaving for a meeting in a few moments.

Chloe: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone, that'd be great.

Lucifer: Oh, please Detective. We're not children.

*Chloe, doesn't believe them but leaves.*

Dan, casually: Eat shit and die.

Lucifer, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Halbrand: Right, I'll come back later. See if you can find some beer. [leaves]

Galadriel: I could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer.

Elendil: Galadriel, he saved your life!

Galadriel: He's rude!

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Katherine: I will find us a covered carriage and some horses if you two manage not to kill each other while I'm gone.

Shelby: Please, we are not children.

Katherine: *leaves*

Joey:

Shelby:

Joey: Eat shit and die.

Shelby: Yes, fuck you.