#incorect marauders quotes

[incorrectwolfstar]

sirius: just found out james is shagging regulus

remus: and??

sirius: therefore me and you need to get together so we can give him a taste of his own medicine

remus: how would that remotely affect james

sirius: i don’t know but we should still do it anyways

[marauders-but-chaotix]

remus watching sirius dance in the common room for his birthday party: what an idiot, I can believe I'm going to have sex with him.

lily: well, you don't have to..

remus: nO I'm gOinG tO

[angrygreengxrl]

Marauders fandom pls i need this one fake twit with a photo of a bitten book and caption "found the boom me and my brother would che w on as kids a mom locked us in a clauset for days" or something like that. And it was by one of the black brothers. I need to show it to my friend.

[marauders-audio-project]

James eats snow off the ground and Regulus scolds him

[siriuslystargazing]

Sirius: [on the phone for the fifth time] Hello, Remus it's me Sirius can you hear me? Remus: go on then, Plato, enlighten me

[callieyanderechan]

LILY - Do you wear aftershave now?

JAMES - Uh it's just lynx

LILY - Ah that's nice. Are you coming to potions?

JAMES - Um nah i-im good here

LILY - Oh okay, well I'll see ya later then

SIRIUS - Are you mental? She's so fit! Why don't you just walk to class with her!

JAMES - Just don't feel like it....

SIRIUS - Aww what's wrong? Did you get a hard-on cause the pretty girl spoke to you?

JAMES - Can you fuck off?...

SIRIUS - Hang on you haven't actually got a stalk on have ya?

SIRIUS - Oh my god he's got a boner!

JAMES - Sirius please-

SIRIUS - OI! JAMES' GOT A BONER!

[oxydiane]

lily: if you had to, what would you give up, sex or food?

remus: sex

sirius: seriously answer faster

remus: i’m sorry babe when, she said sex i wasn’t thinking of sex with you

sirius: it’s like a giant hug

[regulusblqck123]

Remus: Regulus I’ve got to tell you something. *scratches back of his head*

Regulus: *not looking up from book* hit me.

Remus: *exhales* I’m gay.

Regulus: *looks up and smiles* great for you *continues to read*

Remus: *frustrated at Regulus’ lack of remorse* I’m gay for your brother.

Regulus: *puts down book and sighs* want a reward or something for being gay? Come one Remus half our friends are gay or something, so do think i give a fuck?

Remus: yes actually.

Regulus: well surprise I don’t give a single fuck so LET ME READ FUCKING PRIDE AND PREJUDICE

_RegulusBlack

Meow.

[spikybanana]

sirius: lils can I steal james for the weekend?

lily: what no??

sirius: *puppy eyes* pretty please??

lily:

lily: omg fine.

remus: see now you get it.

[incorrectwolfstar]

sirius: i was gonna say we could do a marilyn monroe and john f kennedy roleplay but i’d get too much into it

remus: how?

sirius: because you’d be all sexy and say “come to bed, mr. president,” and i’d be like “i can’t, i need to increase the amount of american military advisors in south vietnam by eighteen.”

[marauders-but-chaotix]

remus and sirius ordering a muggle cake for lily's birthday:

baker: and what would you like the cake to say?

sirius, whispering to remus: muggles have talking cakes??????

[avada-kedammit]

Slytherin: :(

Hufflepuff: Turn that frown upside down!

Slytherin: ):

Hufflepuff: Listen here you little piece of shit-

[padfoots-foot]

Regulus : Can we go to a haunted house?

Sirius : What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Regulus : Wh-what?

Sirius : Goodnight, Regulus .

[marauders-audio-project]

It’s finals season and I know you’re up late doing anything other than studying. Remus would be ashamed.

[nerdblob]

greyback in atyd: i stalked you enough to kmow that you’re gay so i got a hot guy to try and kidnap you

[callieyanderechan]

Fleamont - Is that your new company car then?

James - You know it is!

Fleamont - Do they not like you there?