#callieyanderechan

[callieyanderechan]

IM SORRY WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT MOTHER FUCKING KENMAID?!???

[nottsangel]

You are literally so gorgeous?!? like pls marry me?!?

we’re married now !!!! 💍🤍

[callieyanderechan]

And we're closer to 2026 then 2016

[callieyanderechan]

What about Yan!Barbie (2023 Movie) x fem!bimbo!reader 💗

Lmao they’d just be two bimbo girls in love 😭✨

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS 😭😭 THANK YOU ANON YOU'RE MIND IS GORGEOUS!

Yandere Barbie (2023) x Fem!Bimbo!Reader

Barbie meets you when she goes to the real world

You're the only person she feels safe around there

You remind her of her barbie friends

You meet after Sasha calls Barbie a fascist

You comfort her cause you dont like seeing people upset

You're one of the only people who make her feel happy and safe

When mattel comes to take her you don't let them

You may not be the smartes but you know that a person should never go into a van with mystery people

The mattel people get upset with you and Barbie defends you and you two walk away from them

When Gloria picks her up you tag along

Barbie dosen't like when Gloria talks to you or the way Sasha stares at you

Only stays with Gloria because she wants to go back to normal

And take you back to Barbieland with her

When you go back to Barbieland and find out the Kens have taken over you comfort Barbie again

At Weird Barbie's house you and her are just hugging like little cuties and you're assuring her that shes beautiful and that the Kens are stupid meanies

She dosen't let you help with kidnappung the brainwashed Barbie's

You've become very precious to her and she's scared the Ken's will brainwash you too

When Barbieland is back to normal and Ruth shows up Barbie will either ask for you to become a Barbie and stay with her or will become a human and stay with you

Either way she's never gonna let you out of her sight

If you become a Barbie then you stay with her in her dreamhouse

You're kinda like Alan, there are no multiples of you

"(Y/N)! She's Barbie's girlfriend! Fits in all her clothes!"

You are not allowed to be friends with the other Barbie's or god forbid the Ken's

So you become best friends with Alan and the discontinued Barbie's and Ken's in the weird house

If Barbie chooses to become a human and go back with you then she insists you quit whatever job you have

You're her precious girl and shouldn't have to work

No matter how it ends Barbie will always spoil you

Become a Barbie with her? Then you get you're own closet in her dreamhouse

Stay a human? You'll never have to work again, or really do anything again

Barbie will look after you so you can focus on looking pretty for her

Sorry this took awhile Anon i wanted to wait until i had seen the movie to write it

[starfilmz]

THOROUGHFARE. | 02 — THE ART OF CRASHING OUT

⤷ A JJ MAYBANK SOCMED AU .ᐟ

──── you never expected that swapping socials with your call of duty duo would change your life — whether for better or worse, you're still not sure. friendships are made and something much more begins.

masterlist ──── 01 | 02 | 03

a/n: second chapter in KINDA NERVOUUSSS and yes the first of many dramas has started. next few chapters will be YOU centric now we got this one done. love hearing from you guys feel free to comment, reblog, or send an ask ❤️

thoroughfare taglist: @yumwhy @beeskisses @callieyanderechan @udpoota @vivian-555 @popesbby @whatisoutside

[velvetdandeli0n]

Found Footage

JJ Maybank | Social Media Series

MASTERLIST NAVIGATION : 01

Plot: aspiring filmmaking!reader wants to make a documentary on life in Kildare for her portfolio into film school, but what starts out as an innocent insight soon spirals into unveiled secrets.

Warnings: none

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[callieyanderechan]

*claps hands* more!

This is the funniest take on "what if Snow chose to be a good person" because instead of imagining young Snow being this sweet kind person, it's just Donald Sutherland playing a senile old uncle who constantly beefs with birds.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjw94p3q/

@whimsywisp on Tiktok (not on Tumblr)

Plus my favorite comments

[callieyanderechan]

PLATONIC!YANDERE KEN X CHILD!READER

SUMMARY: Basically Ken meets the little girl that plays with him and immediately wants to adopt her

TRIGGER WARNING: READER IS ABUSED/NEGLECTED BY HER PARENTS PLEASE DO NOT READ IF THIS IS UPSETTING TO YOU

He goes with Barbie mainly because he wants to go with her but also because he wants to meet the child playing with him

As he goes about the real world and finds out about the patriarchy he stays to expect the child to be a boy with lots and lots of horse toys (and maybe a mojo dojo casa house)

See's a little girl searching for something

You are that little girl

You're just running around with teary eyes

He ecides to help you

Because real men help little girls when they are in distress

Asks what you lost

You lost her ken doll

Then you're shocked when you look at him

"KEN!!!"

Big hug

He's so shocked

The child playing with him was a tiny little girl

"Hi kid..." He says quietly

Patriarchy? He's never heard of it, all he knows is the little girl that was so upset because she thought she lost him

Realises that you're going to grow up in a world set up for your failure

You won't get to be whatever you want because the human world is built to praise men and put down women

He asks you for your help to find Barbie

You talk the entire time you're searching for her

When you get to school and see Barbie being taken by Mattel he realises he should probably get you back to your parents

"come on Kid, your mom and dad are probably worried about you"

You get teary eyed again and hold onto him tightly shaking your head

"hey what's wrong? Don't you want to see them?"

You start crying "nooo!!"

He takes you aside and gets down to your level

"why not? They're probably really worried about you"

You shake your head more "t-they haaate mee!"

He says the bruises on your legs

Angry Ken 😡

He decides that your parents don't deserve such a sweet little girl

Takes you to Barbieland with him

Introduces you to all the other Ken's and Barbie's and Alan and even Weird Barbie

You get to grow up in Barbieland with your new dad Ken and your Uncle Ken's and Uncle Alan and Aunt Barbie's

He's so proud of you

Did he technically kidnap you?

Possibly

But you're happy now and that's all that matters to him

If any of the other Ken's

*Cough cough* Simu Ken *Cough Cough*

Get to close to you he will feed you lies about them to make you hate them

[callieyanderechan]

SOMEONE WRITE THIS OR I WILL

HP DVD Extras

[callieyanderechan]

Me because Derek Morgan x reader is full of Aaron and Spencer fics

[callieyanderechan]

It freaks me out that TBOSAS takes place over a TWO MONTH PERIOD, TWO MONTHS! IN JUST TWO MONTHS CORIOLANUS SNOW

Become a mentor in the hunger games

Watched his friend get stabbed with a bottle

Sung the national anthem at his friends funeral where her murderer was dangled and paraded through the streets

Watched his other friend get bit by a deadly snake

Was in a bombing

Saw his bitten friend with scales and yellow eyes in the middle of the night in his hospital room

Went into the arena to get his fake friend

Murdered a child

Fell in love with a bad bitch

Helped said bad bitch poison a child

Tampered with deadly snakes to save his bad bitch

Got his life fucked by a grown man with a grudge

Became a soldier

Saw someone get hung

Started a lifelong fued with a FUCKING breed of bird

Swam in a lake

Recorded his fake friend talking about breaking out a convict

Murdered a spoiled rich girl

Watched his bad bitchs ex get murdered

Got his fake friend hung

Ran away to the woods with his bad bitch

Decided he hated nature

Had a mental breakdown

Tried to kill her

Went home

Took over his dead fake friends life

Killed the old man with a grudge

[callieyanderechan]

Could you make Yandere Helia(Winx Club), please?

Ask and you shall receive anon

YANDERE HELIA X READER

Literally so sweet to you but if he feels like ANYONE is going to take you from him he will go crazy

Before you where a couple you'd always get sketches of you from an anonymous admirer

You thought they where sweet until you started getting ones of you sleeping

Won't let anyone of the other specialists are allowed around, especially not Riven.

If you get upset that he's so protective he will try to manipulate you

"I'm only trying to keep you safe my flower, you don't know what men think when they see a beautiful girl like you, but I do."

And you believe him because he's Helia.

He's the sweet one, why would he lie to you? Obviously he knows what's best

Will eventually cut you off from everyone, your friends, family, strangers, EVERYONE

Why would you need anyone else? They don't care for you the way he does

Won't kill anyone but will attack, he wants them to live as a message to anyone who tries to take you

Wouldn't ever hurt you, you're his flower, his dove, if he ever hurt you he would never forgive himself

[callieyanderechan]

Taylor's recent outfits make me feel things

Taylor out in NYC last night✨

[callieyanderechan]

"I ship Riara"

[callieyanderechan]

JAMES POTTER X SWIFTIE!READER

When you first start dating he is so fucking confused

Poor baby

Obviously he knew who Taylor Swift was, but he always thought she was just a popular singer

For a good month he thought she was actually a cult leader

Was planning how to get you out of said cult

You had to explain to him that you where in fact NOT part of a cult after he set up an intervention for you and Sirius

because Sirius is definitely your swiftie bestie which just confuses James to no end

"Y/N, I love you b-"

"I love you too Jamie 🥰"

"Thank you love, but I cannot sit back and let you and my best mate, my brother, let yourselfs be consumed by this cult"

"Cult?"

"I know you probably don't realise it now but this is for your own good. I will NOT let Taylor Swift control you like this!"

You and Sirius have a good laugh because....

He actually thought you where in a cult

You explain that you are not in a cult, you just really really like Taylor Swift

He isn't fully convinced it isn't a cult because you literally seem to know everything about this women

You point out that he knows basically everything about his favourite quidditch player

Moment of realization.......

After that slight mistake he trys to learn about Taylor for you

His favourite song? Shake It off

Is he aware that it's literally her most popular song?

Yes

Does he care?

Not even a little bit, he likes dancing to it so it's his favourite

Spent like a year trying to find a folklore cardigan for you ❤️

He got it......

His favourite ex is Taylor Lautner and his favourite era is 1989

Is signed up to the Taylor Swift store updates/newsletter and checks his email religiously

New special edition of a vinyl you already own?

Consider it yours

New Cardigan dropped?

Ready to be unpacked when you get home

Era's tour tickets?

This man was in that Ticketmaster line for HOURS

Him & Remus where both trying to get tickets for you & Sirius

Good boyfriends

He felt like he was going into WWIII

Him & Remus where both at the dining table with enough water and snack to last them all day

They where not leaving that dining table until they had tickets

And they got them!

When he told you he got you tickets? He would go through that Ticketmaster line all over again just to see you that happy

When he found out he could DRESS UP for the show?

He was planning basically everyday for MONTHS

Wanted you and him and Remus and Sirius to match but Taylor only has 3 cats.....

So instead you two where Miss Americana and The Heartbreak prince

Did he think it was a bit basic? Kinda but you both looked nice and he got to trade bracelets with loads of people so he was happy

He happily listens to you talk about everything happening to Taylor currently

Disgusted that people showed up at Jack Antonoffs wedding just to see Taylor?

He's right there with you, muttering and scoffing about how awful they are

Complaining about Ashley?

He doesn't know who that is but he will LEARN GODDAMNIT AND HE WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT HER TOO

Overall when he gets over his thoughts of it being a cult he is a super supportive swiftie boyfriend

[callieyanderechan]

Can I legally adopt Annabeth Chase?