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IM SORRY WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT MOTHER FUCKING KENMAID?!???
#callieyanderechan#callie's thoughts💭#barbie#barbie 2023#the barbie movie#barbie movie#kenmaid#ken doll#mermaid#john cena
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You are literally so gorgeous?!? like pls marry me?!?
we’re married now !!!! 💍🤍
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And we're closer to 2026 then 2016
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What about Yan!Barbie (2023 Movie) x fem!bimbo!reader 💗
Lmao they’d just be two bimbo girls in love 😭✨
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS 😭😭 THANK YOU ANON YOU'RE MIND IS GORGEOUS!
Yandere Barbie (2023) x Fem!Bimbo!Reader
Barbie meets you when she goes to the real world
You're the only person she feels safe around there
You remind her of her barbie friends
You meet after Sasha calls Barbie a fascist
You comfort her cause you dont like seeing people upset
You're one of the only people who make her feel happy and safe
When mattel comes to take her you don't let them
You may not be the smartes but you know that a person should never go into a van with mystery people
The mattel people get upset with you and Barbie defends you and you two walk away from them
When Gloria picks her up you tag along
Barbie dosen't like when Gloria talks to you or the way Sasha stares at you
Only stays with Gloria because she wants to go back to normal
And take you back to Barbieland with her
When you go back to Barbieland and find out the Kens have taken over you comfort Barbie again
At Weird Barbie's house you and her are just hugging like little cuties and you're assuring her that shes beautiful and that the Kens are stupid meanies
She dosen't let you help with kidnappung the brainwashed Barbie's
You've become very precious to her and she's scared the Ken's will brainwash you too
When Barbieland is back to normal and Ruth shows up Barbie will either ask for you to become a Barbie and stay with her or will become a human and stay with you
Either way she's never gonna let you out of her sight
If you become a Barbie then you stay with her in her dreamhouse
You're kinda like Alan, there are no multiples of you
"(Y/N)! She's Barbie's girlfriend! Fits in all her clothes!"
You are not allowed to be friends with the other Barbie's or god forbid the Ken's
So you become best friends with Alan and the discontinued Barbie's and Ken's in the weird house
If Barbie chooses to become a human and go back with you then she insists you quit whatever job you have
You're her precious girl and shouldn't have to work
No matter how it ends Barbie will always spoil you
Become a Barbie with her? Then you get you're own closet in her dreamhouse
Stay a human? You'll never have to work again, or really do anything again
Barbie will look after you so you can focus on looking pretty for her
Sorry this took awhile Anon i wanted to wait until i had seen the movie to write it
#callieyanderechan#barbie#barbie 2023#barbie movie#romantic yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x you#yandere x darling#yandere x y/n#Yandere Barbie#yandere barbie x reader#Yandere Barbie (2023)#yandere#bimbo!reader
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THOROUGHFARE. | 02 — THE ART OF CRASHING OUT
⤷ A JJ MAYBANK SOCMED AU .ᐟ
──── you never expected that swapping socials with your call of duty duo would change your life — whether for better or worse, you're still not sure. friendships are made and something much more begins.
masterlist ──── 01 | 02 | 03
a/n: second chapter in KINDA NERVOUUSSS and yes the first of many dramas has started. next few chapters will be YOU centric now we got this one done. love hearing from you guys feel free to comment, reblog, or send an ask ❤️
thoroughfare taglist: @yumwhy @beeskisses @callieyanderechan @udpoota @vivian-555 @popesbby @whatisoutside
#outer banks texts#outer banks social media#outer banks x you#outer banks smau#outerbanks smau#outerbanks social media au#outerbanks x reader#outerbank#outerbanks#outer banks#jj maybank smau#jj maybank social media au#jj maybank x reader#jj maybank#kiara carrera#john b routledge#sarah routledge#sarah cameron#cleo anderson#pope heyward#outer banks social media au#obx social media au#social media au#obx smau#smau
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Found Footage
JJ Maybank | Social Media Series
MASTERLIST NAVIGATION : 01
Plot: aspiring filmmaking!reader wants to make a documentary on life in Kildare for her portfolio into film school, but what starts out as an innocent insight soon spirals into unveiled secrets.
Warnings: none
if you want to be added to the taglist, you can either reply on one of these posts or send me an ask. To be kept on the taglist, you must interact with the post. Taglist: @snowtargaryen @xoxo-ada @callieyanderechan @vivian-555 @rafecameronsloverrrrr
#jj maybank#jj maybank x reader#jj maybank x yn#jj maybank imagine#jj maybank au#jj maybank social media au#obx#obx fanfiction#outer banks fanfiction#outer banks
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*claps hands* more!
This is the funniest take on "what if Snow chose to be a good person" because instead of imagining young Snow being this sweet kind person, it's just Donald Sutherland playing a senile old uncle who constantly beefs with birds.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjw94p3q/
@whimsywisp on Tiktok (not on Tumblr)
Plus my favorite comments
#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#thg#katniss everdeen#coriolanus snow#op opened a gate of possibilities#callieyanderechan#callie's thoughts💭
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PLATONIC!YANDERE KEN X CHILD!READER
SUMMARY: Basically Ken meets the little girl that plays with him and immediately wants to adopt her
TRIGGER WARNING: READER IS ABUSED/NEGLECTED BY HER PARENTS PLEASE DO NOT READ IF THIS IS UPSETTING TO YOU
He goes with Barbie mainly because he wants to go with her but also because he wants to meet the child playing with him
As he goes about the real world and finds out about the patriarchy he stays to expect the child to be a boy with lots and lots of horse toys (and maybe a mojo dojo casa house)
See's a little girl searching for something
You are that little girl
You're just running around with teary eyes
He ecides to help you
Because real men help little girls when they are in distress
Asks what you lost
You lost her ken doll
Then you're shocked when you look at him
"KEN!!!"
Big hug
He's so shocked
The child playing with him was a tiny little girl
"Hi kid..." He says quietly
Patriarchy? He's never heard of it, all he knows is the little girl that was so upset because she thought she lost him
Realises that you're going to grow up in a world set up for your failure
You won't get to be whatever you want because the human world is built to praise men and put down women
He asks you for your help to find Barbie
You talk the entire time you're searching for her
When you get to school and see Barbie being taken by Mattel he realises he should probably get you back to your parents
"come on Kid, your mom and dad are probably worried about you"
You get teary eyed again and hold onto him tightly shaking your head
"hey what's wrong? Don't you want to see them?"
You start crying "nooo!!"
He takes you aside and gets down to your level
"why not? They're probably really worried about you"
You shake your head more "t-they haaate mee!"
He says the bruises on your legs
Angry Ken 😡
He decides that your parents don't deserve such a sweet little girl
Takes you to Barbieland with him
Introduces you to all the other Ken's and Barbie's and Alan and even Weird Barbie
You get to grow up in Barbieland with your new dad Ken and your Uncle Ken's and Uncle Alan and Aunt Barbie's
He's so proud of you
Did he technically kidnap you?
Possibly
But you're happy now and that's all that matters to him
If any of the other Ken's
*Cough cough* Simu Ken *Cough Cough*
Get to close to you he will feed you lies about them to make you hate them
#callieyanderechan#barbie#yandere#barbie 2023#barbie movie#platonic yandere x reader#platonic#platonic yandere#yandere ken#platonic yandere ken#child!reader#ken is a father
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SOMEONE WRITE THIS OR I WILL
HP DVD Extras
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Me because Derek Morgan x reader is full of Aaron and Spencer fics
#pls#i am willing to beg#i AM begging#I just want some Derek crumbs#derek morgan x reader#callieyanderechan#callie's thoughts💭#derek morgan#criminal minds x reader#criminal minds#criminalminds#criminal minds x y/n
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It freaks me out that TBOSAS takes place over a TWO MONTH PERIOD, TWO MONTHS! IN JUST TWO MONTHS CORIOLANUS SNOW
Become a mentor in the hunger games
Watched his friend get stabbed with a bottle
Sung the national anthem at his friends funeral where her murderer was dangled and paraded through the streets
Watched his other friend get bit by a deadly snake
Was in a bombing
Saw his bitten friend with scales and yellow eyes in the middle of the night in his hospital room
Went into the arena to get his fake friend
Murdered a child
Fell in love with a bad bitch
Helped said bad bitch poison a child
Tampered with deadly snakes to save his bad bitch
Got his life fucked by a grown man with a grudge
Became a soldier
Saw someone get hung
Started a lifelong fued with a FUCKING breed of bird
Swam in a lake
Recorded his fake friend talking about breaking out a convict
Murdered a spoiled rich girl
Watched his bad bitchs ex get murdered
Got his fake friend hung
Ran away to the woods with his bad bitch
Decided he hated nature
Had a mental breakdown
Tried to kill her
Went home
Took over his dead fake friends life
Killed the old man with a grudge
#like#imagine all that happening to you#in TWO MONTHS#I'd have a mental breakdown too#callieyanderechan#callie's thoughts💭#tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#ballad of songbirds and snakes#coriolanus smut#coriolanus#coryo#coryo snow
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Could you make Yandere Helia(Winx Club), please?
Ask and you shall receive anon
YANDERE HELIA X READER
Literally so sweet to you but if he feels like ANYONE is going to take you from him he will go crazy
Before you where a couple you'd always get sketches of you from an anonymous admirer
You thought they where sweet until you started getting ones of you sleeping
Won't let anyone of the other specialists are allowed around, especially not Riven.
If you get upset that he's so protective he will try to manipulate you
"I'm only trying to keep you safe my flower, you don't know what men think when they see a beautiful girl like you, but I do."
And you believe him because he's Helia.
He's the sweet one, why would he lie to you? Obviously he knows what's best
Will eventually cut you off from everyone, your friends, family, strangers, EVERYONE
Why would you need anyone else? They don't care for you the way he does
Won't kill anyone but will attack, he wants them to live as a message to anyone who tries to take you
Wouldn't ever hurt you, you're his flower, his dove, if he ever hurt you he would never forgive himself
#callieyanderechan#yandere#winx club#yandere winx club#winxclub#winx club helia#winx helia#helia#romantic yandere x reader#romantic yandere
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Taylor's recent outfits make me feel things
Taylor out in NYC last night✨
#callieyanderechan#callie's thoughts💭#taylor swift 1989#taylor swift#speak now taylor’s version#1989 taylor's version#taylornation#tswift#swiftie
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"I ship Riara"
#like-#why?#not judging but seriously#(okay i am kinda judging)#callieyanderechan#callie's thoughts💭#obx netflix#obx season 4#rafe obx#obx4#kiara carrera#kiara obx#kie obx#obx#outer banks#kiara outer banks#rafe cameron#rafe outer banks#anti riara
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JAMES POTTER X SWIFTIE!READER
When you first start dating he is so fucking confused
Poor baby
Obviously he knew who Taylor Swift was, but he always thought she was just a popular singer
For a good month he thought she was actually a cult leader
Was planning how to get you out of said cult
You had to explain to him that you where in fact NOT part of a cult after he set up an intervention for you and Sirius
because Sirius is definitely your swiftie bestie which just confuses James to no end
"Y/N, I love you b-"
"I love you too Jamie 🥰"
"Thank you love, but I cannot sit back and let you and my best mate, my brother, let yourselfs be consumed by this cult"
"Cult?"
"I know you probably don't realise it now but this is for your own good. I will NOT let Taylor Swift control you like this!"
You and Sirius have a good laugh because....
He actually thought you where in a cult
You explain that you are not in a cult, you just really really like Taylor Swift
He isn't fully convinced it isn't a cult because you literally seem to know everything about this women
You point out that he knows basically everything about his favourite quidditch player
Moment of realization.......
After that slight mistake he trys to learn about Taylor for you
His favourite song? Shake It off
Is he aware that it's literally her most popular song?
Yes
Does he care?
Not even a little bit, he likes dancing to it so it's his favourite
Spent like a year trying to find a folklore cardigan for you ❤️
He got it......
His favourite ex is Taylor Lautner and his favourite era is 1989
Is signed up to the Taylor Swift store updates/newsletter and checks his email religiously
New special edition of a vinyl you already own?
Consider it yours
New Cardigan dropped?
Ready to be unpacked when you get home
Era's tour tickets?
This man was in that Ticketmaster line for HOURS
Him & Remus where both trying to get tickets for you & Sirius
Good boyfriends
He felt like he was going into WWIII
Him & Remus where both at the dining table with enough water and snack to last them all day
They where not leaving that dining table until they had tickets
And they got them!
When he told you he got you tickets? He would go through that Ticketmaster line all over again just to see you that happy
When he found out he could DRESS UP for the show?
He was planning basically everyday for MONTHS
Wanted you and him and Remus and Sirius to match but Taylor only has 3 cats.....
So instead you two where Miss Americana and The Heartbreak prince
Did he think it was a bit basic? Kinda but you both looked nice and he got to trade bracelets with loads of people so he was happy
He happily listens to you talk about everything happening to Taylor currently
Disgusted that people showed up at Jack Antonoffs wedding just to see Taylor?
He's right there with you, muttering and scoffing about how awful they are
Complaining about Ashley?
He doesn't know who that is but he will LEARN GODDAMNIT AND HE WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT HER TOO
Overall when he gets over his thoughts of it being a cult he is a super supportive swiftie boyfriend
#callieyanderechan#harry potter#harry potter x reader#marauders era#the marauders#marauders#marauders x reader#the marauders x reader#Y/N#james potter#marauders headcanon#james potter headcanon#james potter x reader#james potter x y/n#james potter x fem!reader#james potter x reader headcanon#taylot swift#swifties#swiftie!reader
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Can I legally adopt Annabeth Chase?
#i love her so fucking much#i want to take care of her#i swear#next time i see her dad#im gonna#end him 😘#callieyanderechan#callie's thoughts💭#pjo tv show#pjo series#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy series#annabeth chase#percy and annabeth#annabeth pjo#annabeth percy jackson
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