#callieyanderechan

[callieyanderechan]

IM SORRY WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT MOTHER FUCKING KENMAID?!???

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You are literally so gorgeous?!? like pls marry me?!?

we’re married now !!!! 💍🤍

[callieyanderechan]

And we're closer to 2026 then 2016

[callieyanderechan]

What about Yan!Barbie (2023 Movie) x fem!bimbo!reader 💗

Lmao they’d just be two bimbo girls in love 😭✨

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS 😭😭 THANK YOU ANON YOU'RE MIND IS GORGEOUS!

Yandere Barbie (2023) x Fem!Bimbo!Reader

Barbie meets you when she goes to the real world

You're the only person she feels safe around there

You remind her of her barbie friends

You meet after Sasha calls Barbie a fascist

You comfort her cause you dont like seeing people upset

You're one of the only people who make her feel happy and safe

When mattel comes to take her you don't let them

You may not be the smartes but you know that a person should never go into a van with mystery people

The mattel people get upset with you and Barbie defends you and you two walk away from them

When Gloria picks her up you tag along

Barbie dosen't like when Gloria talks to you or the way Sasha stares at you

Only stays with Gloria because she wants to go back to normal

And take you back to Barbieland with her

When you go back to Barbieland and find out the Kens have taken over you comfort Barbie again

At Weird Barbie's house you and her are just hugging like little cuties and you're assuring her that shes beautiful and that the Kens are stupid meanies

She dosen't let you help with kidnappung the brainwashed Barbie's

You've become very precious to her and she's scared the Ken's will brainwash you too

When Barbieland is back to normal and Ruth shows up Barbie will either ask for you to become a Barbie and stay with her or will become a human and stay with you

Either way she's never gonna let you out of her sight

If you become a Barbie then you stay with her in her dreamhouse

You're kinda like Alan, there are no multiples of you

"(Y/N)! She's Barbie's girlfriend! Fits in all her clothes!"

You are not allowed to be friends with the other Barbie's or god forbid the Ken's

So you become best friends with Alan and the discontinued Barbie's and Ken's in the weird house

If Barbie chooses to become a human and go back with you then she insists you quit whatever job you have

You're her precious girl and shouldn't have to work

No matter how it ends Barbie will always spoil you

Become a Barbie with her? Then you get you're own closet in her dreamhouse

Stay a human? You'll never have to work again, or really do anything again

Barbie will look after you so you can focus on looking pretty for her

Sorry this took awhile Anon i wanted to wait until i had seen the movie to write it

[callieyanderechan]

*claps hands* more!

This is the funniest take on "what if Snow chose to be a good person" because instead of imagining young Snow being this sweet kind person, it's just Donald Sutherland playing a senile old uncle who constantly beefs with birds.

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@whimsywisp on Tiktok (not on Tumblr)

Plus my favorite comments

[callieyanderechan]

PLATONIC!YANDERE KEN X CHILD!READER

SUMMARY: Basically Ken meets the little girl that plays with him and immediately wants to adopt her

TRIGGER WARNING: READER IS ABUSED/NEGLECTED BY HER PARENTS PLEASE DO NOT READ IF THIS IS UPSETTING TO YOU

He goes with Barbie mainly because he wants to go with her but also because he wants to meet the child playing with him

As he goes about the real world and finds out about the patriarchy he stays to expect the child to be a boy with lots and lots of horse toys (and maybe a mojo dojo casa house)

See's a little girl searching for something

You are that little girl

You're just running around with teary eyes

He ecides to help you

Because real men help little girls when they are in distress

Asks what you lost

You lost her ken doll

Then you're shocked when you look at him

"KEN!!!"

Big hug

He's so shocked

The child playing with him was a tiny little girl

"Hi kid..." He says quietly

Patriarchy? He's never heard of it, all he knows is the little girl that was so upset because she thought she lost him

Realises that you're going to grow up in a world set up for your failure

You won't get to be whatever you want because the human world is built to praise men and put down women

He asks you for your help to find Barbie

You talk the entire time you're searching for her

When you get to school and see Barbie being taken by Mattel he realises he should probably get you back to your parents

"come on Kid, your mom and dad are probably worried about you"

You get teary eyed again and hold onto him tightly shaking your head

"hey what's wrong? Don't you want to see them?"

You start crying "nooo!!"

He takes you aside and gets down to your level

"why not? They're probably really worried about you"

You shake your head more "t-they haaate mee!"

He says the bruises on your legs

Angry Ken 😡

He decides that your parents don't deserve such a sweet little girl

Takes you to Barbieland with him

Introduces you to all the other Ken's and Barbie's and Alan and even Weird Barbie

You get to grow up in Barbieland with your new dad Ken and your Uncle Ken's and Uncle Alan and Aunt Barbie's

He's so proud of you

Did he technically kidnap you?

Possibly

But you're happy now and that's all that matters to him

If any of the other Ken's

*Cough cough* Simu Ken *Cough Cough*

Get to close to you he will feed you lies about them to make you hate them

[callieyanderechan]

Me because Derek Morgan x reader is full of Aaron and Spencer fics

[callieyanderechan]

It freaks me out that TBOSAS takes place over a TWO MONTH PERIOD, TWO MONTHS! IN JUST TWO MONTHS CORIOLANUS SNOW

Become a mentor in the hunger games

Watched his friend get stabbed with a bottle

Sung the national anthem at his friends funeral where her murderer was dangled and paraded through the streets

Watched his other friend get bit by a deadly snake

Was in a bombing

Saw his bitten friend with scales and yellow eyes in the middle of the night in his hospital room

Went into the arena to get his fake friend

Murdered a child

Fell in love with a bad bitch

Helped said bad bitch poison a child

Tampered with deadly snakes to save his bad bitch

Got his life fucked by a grown man with a grudge

Became a soldier

Saw someone get hung

Started a lifelong fued with a FUCKING breed of bird

Swam in a lake

Recorded his fake friend talking about breaking out a convict

Murdered a spoiled rich girl

Watched his bad bitchs ex get murdered

Got his fake friend hung

Ran away to the woods with his bad bitch

Decided he hated nature

Had a mental breakdown

Tried to kill her

Went home

Took over his dead fake friends life

Killed the old man with a grudge

[callieyanderechan]

SOMEONE WRITE THIS OR I WILL

HP DVD Extras

[callieyanderechan]

Could you make Yandere Helia(Winx Club), please?

Ask and you shall receive anon

YANDERE HELIA X READER

Literally so sweet to you but if he feels like ANYONE is going to take you from him he will go crazy

Before you where a couple you'd always get sketches of you from an anonymous admirer

You thought they where sweet until you started getting ones of you sleeping

Won't let anyone of the other specialists are allowed around, especially not Riven.

If you get upset that he's so protective he will try to manipulate you

"I'm only trying to keep you safe my flower, you don't know what men think when they see a beautiful girl like you, but I do."

And you believe him because he's Helia.

He's the sweet one, why would he lie to you? Obviously he knows what's best

Will eventually cut you off from everyone, your friends, family, strangers, EVERYONE

Why would you need anyone else? They don't care for you the way he does

Won't kill anyone but will attack, he wants them to live as a message to anyone who tries to take you

Wouldn't ever hurt you, you're his flower, his dove, if he ever hurt you he would never forgive himself

[callieyanderechan]

JAMES POTTER X SWIFTIE!READER

When you first start dating he is so fucking confused

Poor baby

Obviously he knew who Taylor Swift was, but he always thought she was just a popular singer

For a good month he thought she was actually a cult leader

Was planning how to get you out of said cult

You had to explain to him that you where in fact NOT part of a cult after he set up an intervention for you and Sirius

because Sirius is definitely your swiftie bestie which just confuses James to no end

"Y/N, I love you b-"

"I love you too Jamie 🥰"

"Thank you love, but I cannot sit back and let you and my best mate, my brother, let yourselfs be consumed by this cult"

"Cult?"

"I know you probably don't realise it now but this is for your own good. I will NOT let Taylor Swift control you like this!"

You and Sirius have a good laugh because....

He actually thought you where in a cult

You explain that you are not in a cult, you just really really like Taylor Swift

He isn't fully convinced it isn't a cult because you literally seem to know everything about this women

You point out that he knows basically everything about his favourite quidditch player

Moment of realization.......

After that slight mistake he trys to learn about Taylor for you

His favourite song? Shake It off

Is he aware that it's literally her most popular song?

Yes

Does he care?

Not even a little bit, he likes dancing to it so it's his favourite

Spent like a year trying to find a folklore cardigan for you ❤️

He got it......

His favourite ex is Taylor Lautner and his favourite era is 1989

Is signed up to the Taylor Swift store updates/newsletter and checks his email religiously

New special edition of a vinyl you already own?

Consider it yours

New Cardigan dropped?

Ready to be unpacked when you get home

Era's tour tickets?

This man was in that Ticketmaster line for HOURS

Him & Remus where both trying to get tickets for you & Sirius

Good boyfriends

He felt like he was going into WWIII

Him & Remus where both at the dining table with enough water and snack to last them all day

They where not leaving that dining table until they had tickets

And they got them!

When he told you he got you tickets? He would go through that Ticketmaster line all over again just to see you that happy

When he found out he could DRESS UP for the show?

He was planning basically everyday for MONTHS

Wanted you and him and Remus and Sirius to match but Taylor only has 3 cats.....

So instead you two where Miss Americana and The Heartbreak prince

Did he think it was a bit basic? Kinda but you both looked nice and he got to trade bracelets with loads of people so he was happy

He happily listens to you talk about everything happening to Taylor currently

Disgusted that people showed up at Jack Antonoffs wedding just to see Taylor?

He's right there with you, muttering and scoffing about how awful they are

Complaining about Ashley?

He doesn't know who that is but he will LEARN GODDAMNIT AND HE WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT HER TOO

Overall when he gets over his thoughts of it being a cult he is a super supportive swiftie boyfriend

[callieyanderechan]

Can I legally adopt Annabeth Chase?

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SPENCER REID X SWIFTIE!READER

He's literally never listened to a single Taylor song

He doesn't really listen to music but when he does it's always classical

Obviously when you start dating you have to educate him on the Taylor Swift Cinematic Universe

Which makes him happy because he loves learning

Is the best student ever

Literally taking notes on your Taylor lesson

Then you have to get him listening to her songs

His favorite album is Evermore but his favorite song is All Too Well (Taylor's Version) (10 Minute Version)

He loves the way she tells a story

Made the mistake of putting on one of her stolen albums instead of Taylor's Version

He slept on the couch

Morgan laughed at him

When he found out Taylor was going on your he made it a priority to get you tickets

Him and Penelope spent hours trying to get the tickets

For awhile he thought he wasn't going to get them

Would happily pay scalper prices for you but he was going to try his hardest to get them without overpaying

With the help of Penelope he was able to get two tickets

Gave them to you after a particularly difficult case

He got some loving as a thank you 😉

At first he didn't want to dress up but after some begging he agreed

After the concert you showed the entire team pictures

Morgan definitely made fun of Spence for his costume

He got reprimanded by Penelope though

Seeing how happy the show made you made him happy

Will get you Taylor themed gifts all the time

When you move into his apartment he gets you the snow globes

The first Taylor decorations of many

Overall he isn't really a swiftie, still prefers his classical music, but he enjoys some of her music and will listen to her entire discography to make you happy

I love him

[callieyanderechan]

Yandere Barbie and Ken (2023) with a 1960s Barbie s/o?

That I can anon!

YANDERE!BARBIE AND KEN X 60s!BARBIE!READER

Barbie and Ken think you are so cute!

With your bubble haircut and gloves and shit

You just scream innocence

When Barbie starts having thoughts of f death she also starts having thoughts of being with you <3

When Ken finds out about the patriarchy he finds out about women of the 50s/60s and instantly thinks of you

You could be his little housewife <3

So they both become obsessed for different reasons

But obviously if they fought over you, you would get scared of them

So when Barbie comes back to Barbieland she makes a deal with Ken

He will demolish the patriarchy and the two of them will share you

Barbie guilts you into being with them

"I thought I lost my home and all my friends and I still can't stop thinking about.... death. I need you"

You feel bad for her so you agree to be with her

Then somehow Ken is involved

You don't even know how

One day it was you and Barbie

Then the next it was you, Barbie and Ken

And the relationship is kinda confusing

You are dating Barbie but you're married to Ken but Ken is not married to Barbie and Barbie is not dating Ken

Of course they have to keep their darling safe. Away from all the other Barbie's and Ken's and Allan

So Barbie gets a new dreamhouse. Far away from all the other dreamhouses

And every night you choose who's bed you sleep in because obviously Ken and Barbie aren't going to share a bed

Because they are loyal to you

You are literally never allowed to leave the dreamhouse

You spend all day cooking and cleaning and dressing up in pretty dresses

And generally just being a pretty housewife

Dr Barbie came to the dreamhouse once to see you

No one has seen her since

Barbie and Ken swear they don't know what happened

They do

Everyone learns to leave the three of you alone after that

As long as they stay away from the secluded the dreamhouse then they are safe from suffering the same fate as Dr Barbie

What happened to Dr Barbie?

Barbie and Ken may or may not have played with her too roughly

GOOD THING THEY LIVE NEXT TO THE BEACH

Overall you are literally stuck. You should of ran to the real world when you could

[callieyanderechan]

Hello!

I don’t know if your still doing requests, but if you are can you do one where reader is a singer Barbie and she is besties with Stereotypical Barbie and she sings at Barbie’s big blowout party? I know there’s not really a plot but I just thought it would be fun. Also, I adore all your stories they’re awesome!

Hi! Thank you so much for saying my stuff is awesome that means a lot to me ❤️

If you want a yandere version just ask

BARBIE (2023) X SINGER!BARBIE!READER

Barbie had always loved your singing

Well everyone did, you where singing barbie

But Barbie loved it the most

Your singing always made her day amazing

Her day wasn't perfect if she didn't hear your voice

So when she was planning her blowout party with all the Barbie's and planned choreography she knew she had to have you sing

And she couldn't have been happier when you said yes

At the party she didn't pay attention to Ken or Ken or Alan or Midge or the other Barbie's, all she was focused on was you

Okay but this is definitely happening instead of her existential crisis

The little kids playing with you two don't own Ken's so they are making you two date ❤️

During the party instead of asking everyone if they think about dying she asks you if you ever think about having a girlfriend

Its all very cute and girly pop

Toxic gossip train? More like lesbian Barbie bus

I love them

Btw I totally imagined reader as Keira from princess and the popstar while writing this

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