#in TWO MONTHS

[callieyanderechan]

It freaks me out that TBOSAS takes place over a TWO MONTH PERIOD, TWO MONTHS! IN JUST TWO MONTHS CORIOLANUS SNOW

Become a mentor in the hunger games

Watched his friend get stabbed with a bottle

Sung the national anthem at his friends funeral where her murderer was dangled and paraded through the streets

Watched his other friend get bit by a deadly snake

Was in a bombing

Saw his bitten friend with scales and yellow eyes in the middle of the night in his hospital room

Went into the arena to get his fake friend

Murdered a child

Fell in love with a bad bitch

Helped said bad bitch poison a child

Tampered with deadly snakes to save his bad bitch

Got his life fucked by a grown man with a grudge

Became a soldier

Saw someone get hung

Started a lifelong fued with a FUCKING breed of bird

Swam in a lake

Recorded his fake friend talking about breaking out a convict

Murdered a spoiled rich girl

Watched his bad bitchs ex get murdered

Got his fake friend hung

Ran away to the woods with his bad bitch

Decided he hated nature

Had a mental breakdown

Tried to kill her

Went home

Took over his dead fake friends life

Killed the old man with a grudge

[machiavellli]

I got invited to a wedding in Greece 🧍‍♀️

Mamma mia experience?????

[thestrawberrybazooka]

I feel pretty

[somerandomgal19]

WHO CARES ABOUT FUCKING FORTUNE! COME HOME RIGHT NOW!

DID YOU REALLY LEAVE YOUR DAUGHTER BEHIND JUST TO MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY?!

[rhinozilla]

Aaand another family get-together just came up today. Something I cannot opt out of. I have to go to this. I have to go be a functional human.

And it's out of town family coming in who WILL want to come see my house, and my house is in the middle of a deep declutter project, which I had set today specifically aside to do while I had a scheduled day home alone. It looks like a bomb went off in here. I'm literally IN THE MIDDLE of it and just found out I have to be presentable in two hours.

I just needed ONE GODDAMN DAY to myself. Why is this such an impossible ask? FUCK.

[absentmoon]

yeah i get your roomates are loud constantly and quiet time is keeping you alive Take This Fucking Loud Ass Fridge Right Now Right Now Youre nothing

[bandydear]

Jfc I got my T4 from my last job and they paid me 15,500 for 10 months of work, I was supposed to be making 62,000/year jesus fucking christ

[diari0deglierrori]

Ooh don’t pretend you care about me or my life now, literally since I left we’ve talked less than 10 times and I just checked and I was the one to start the conversation every single time

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[asphodelles]

la petite mort

[jojaxcola]

the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind

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[causetheturtle]

Very proud of Joel and what he has achieved but also we’ve got to give some major props to Gem for doing what no one else has been able to do and keeping that man away from his own self-destructive tendencies and his propensity towards insanity

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[deskatt]

kids

[fourleafisland]

SNAPDEX REPORT: WEEK 5

6 pokemon and 1 that was almost

[ato-dato]

Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you