#in TWO MONTHS

[callieyanderechan]

It freaks me out that TBOSAS takes place over a TWO MONTH PERIOD, TWO MONTHS! IN JUST TWO MONTHS CORIOLANUS SNOW

Become a mentor in the hunger games

Watched his friend get stabbed with a bottle

Sung the national anthem at his friends funeral where her murderer was dangled and paraded through the streets

Watched his other friend get bit by a deadly snake

Was in a bombing

Saw his bitten friend with scales and yellow eyes in the middle of the night in his hospital room

Went into the arena to get his fake friend

Murdered a child

Fell in love with a bad bitch

Helped said bad bitch poison a child

Tampered with deadly snakes to save his bad bitch

Got his life fucked by a grown man with a grudge

Became a soldier

Saw someone get hung

Started a lifelong fued with a FUCKING breed of bird

Swam in a lake

Recorded his fake friend talking about breaking out a convict

Murdered a spoiled rich girl

Watched his bad bitchs ex get murdered

Got his fake friend hung

Ran away to the woods with his bad bitch

Decided he hated nature

Had a mental breakdown

Tried to kill her

Went home

Took over his dead fake friends life

Killed the old man with a grudge

[machiavellli]

I got invited to a wedding in Greece 🧍‍♀️

Mamma mia experience?????

[thestrawberrybazooka]

I feel pretty

[somerandomgal19]

WHO CARES ABOUT FUCKING FORTUNE! COME HOME RIGHT NOW!

DID YOU REALLY LEAVE YOUR DAUGHTER BEHIND JUST TO MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY?!

[rhinozilla]

Aaand another family get-together just came up today. Something I cannot opt out of. I have to go to this. I have to go be a functional human.

And it's out of town family coming in who WILL want to come see my house, and my house is in the middle of a deep declutter project, which I had set today specifically aside to do while I had a scheduled day home alone. It looks like a bomb went off in here. I'm literally IN THE MIDDLE of it and just found out I have to be presentable in two hours.

I just needed ONE GODDAMN DAY to myself. Why is this such an impossible ask? FUCK.

[absentmoon]

yeah i get your roomates are loud constantly and quiet time is keeping you alive Take This Fucking Loud Ass Fridge Right Now Right Now Youre nothing

[bandydear]

Jfc I got my T4 from my last job and they paid me 15,500 for 10 months of work, I was supposed to be making 62,000/year jesus fucking christ

[diari0deglierrori]

Ooh don’t pretend you care about me or my life now, literally since I left we’ve talked less than 10 times and I just checked and I was the one to start the conversation every single time

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[asphodelles]

la petite mort

[usahanna]

If you think you are finally over a piece of fiction.

Trust me. You Aren't.

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[jojaxcola]

the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind

[deskatt]

kids

[andry-di]

Am I late to the party?

[ato-dato]

Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you