#incelibacy

[heintzmagic]

Incelibacy

Eric Heintz

I spent 8 years in celibate solitude Time to myself still spent in a productive manner It was relatively long yet quick as can be Time had passed like the blink of an eye Innocence and purity were of my strength Time gifted me with clothes of white Loneliness and a longing for intimacy left me in sadness Time would include frequent thoughts of missed opportunities Just the feeling of emptiness accompanied me Time spent alone was a shadow of sorts Yet abruptly my isolation ended Time has blessed me once again with companionship

[fajcit]

I’ve puffed up my metaphysical aura-l size to a burly 6 ft four and mind over body am not intimidated by other men. But Im feel a blockage now and maybe an ego is trying to reintegrate into my life, so i need to reactivate some submission. But mostly I think I should get split in half so that I can say “six whole years” just the way lady gaga does in Yoü and i. . Butt again maybe I should wait one more year to be entirely made of new cells like rupaul told me every 7 years im brand new and virginal. I’m not counting my quasi incelibacy it’s a guesstimate okay.shesh

[sbatj]

Time: [̴̖͍̿̐͆C̴͚̓̀O̶̹͉͉̊N̷̙͎͚͂Ń̴̹̤̩͐͝Ē̸̘̬̖̑C̵̝̭͊T̶̹̣̿I̸͉͖̼͊̏̚O̴̦͂̓̽Ņ̵̛̥̍ ̵̹̽̇T̷̪̱́E̸͚͊Ř̸̯͆̎M̵̼̰͘Í̴͎N̷͈̎͝A̵̧͊͠Ț̵́Ë̴̛̙̬́Ď̵͖̟̣̎̾;̷̱̟̜́̾͠ ̴̬̐́̒D̶̯̈́͌O̷̹͙͒̏̑ͅO̷̱͠M̶̘̥͊Ȅ̶̯͜Ḓ̶͒̓̌ ̵̺̽͝͠T̶͖͇̊̂̃I̶̮̺͐Ḿ̴̫̪E̴͙̰̋L̵̼̈I̷̲̅̕͠N̷̢̳͍̐E̶͍͍͍͛̋͊S̶̼̩̳̀̚͠ ̵̭͌̇̕Â̴̧R̴̢̧̠̆͂̕E̸̱̞̎ ̷͖̾͊Ȉ̴̬̙̭̚S̴͎̤͑̔͝Ò̶̧̟̊͒L̵̫̀A̸͖̲͗͑͂T̷̫̍̾̏Ē̸̫͐D̴̤̰̈́ ̷̧̹̫̍̎F̶̲̑͝R̷̩̟̦͒̚͝O̷̡̰̽͑͝M̴͖̟͚͋̌ ̴̟̙̪̇͊̋Ô̴̡̦̙͌̈́T̵̩̐̎̈́H̴̫͖͍͑Ḙ̴͒́Ṛ̴͎͎̈ ̴̺̳̲̏Ụ̵͕̓͆ͅN̸̯̿́Į̷́V̵̟̽͘È̷̖͉̟͗̑R̵̻͖̳͊͂S̸̰̳̝͂͌E̵̖̱̋S̸̫͔̓͛̂]̸̰͇̽ John: huh. well that guy's gone. Typheus: ZELCM, DPLV MBZMSZKISF YES HUSC RLGY CVKUG. John: you're awake?

VIEW THE LORE HERE ----------------------------------------- DOOMED B3nD - Funni Taco Sex Friends

Power Color: Sapphire (feat. Gamer Zone and Saucy)

Homestar: How come you get to be Miku? I don’t even know who this Akita Newu lady is. Memphis: It’s a reference. Don’t worry about it.

- Eyes, arms, mouths, and the lack of them (My Eyes/On the Rise, Slenderman vs Unwanted House Guest, Crystalmanthequins) - Nerds, geeks, virginity, and incelibacy (Nerd vs Geek, Breakout, So Need a Cute Girl) - Homestuck, Homestar Runner, SnapCube, Neil Cicierega, Vocaloid, their fanworks, and media that references/is referenced by them (Undertale, Fortnite, PRIZM█, The Ultimate Showdown of YTP Destiny, Diary of a Tourney Kid) - Things John Egbert has alchemized or captchalogued (U Can't Touch This, Master of Disguise, Bustin’) - Tacos, sex, and Impact font memes (It’s Raining Tacos, Fly Away, I used to roll the dice)

DISCONNECTED - time

- something's wrong ()

BOSS ██ - Typheus

FSC JVTVCH NHA II PVFJ. CP INMLYMVX AD MRMR ULMSZV MTV RVE FLHRB KC, DPL LAOL KSWDSI UYI TBTLPQES.

- serpents, titans, and gods (trust in me, the gospel truth, playing with the big boys now) - breath, the breath aspect, its themes, and asphyxiation (true disciple of the wind, without you, dhmis6) - speedrunning, sequence breaking, and being where you shouldn’t be (final destination, good job you made it to the bottom of the mind control facility, nuclear plant zeta) - slumber, awakening, and consequences (piranha plant’s lullaby, chop suey, the flipside)

Sources: DM DOKURO - UNIVERSAL COLLAPSE (Typheus: Serpents, Gods) Undertale Genocide Package - Megalovania (Typheus: Consequences, FTSF: Homestuck Referenced [Undertale], Time?: ) Kortomor - Viva la Vida (meme remix) (FTSF: Impact Font Memes) SFX: Gaster's Garbage Noise (Typheus: Consequences, FTSF: Homestuck Referenced [Undertale])

[colloquialgoth]

i keep my pointer and index nails short despite my incelibacy as a show of support for lesbians

[v-a-t-i-o]

unstoppable force (horny after repressimg for a year) versus immovable object (the idea my incelibacy is sanctioned by god)

unstoppable force (my addictive personality) versus immovable object (the laws of god)

[celflags]

Bincel Flag

Bincel/bicel: a celdom that is bi.

[monkey-network]

Only thing I'll say is that the Supreme Court reeks of incelibacy to me; officials are really prioritized on reproductive rights over anything else and it's creepy.

[teenagefreek]

NO i slept in a HUMMER like a CHAD

@dirt-bomb ik u haven't listened 2 the studio version but l i s t e n 2 t h i s

[nyroc-kyril]

"I'll have a double chungus with a wholesome 100, Fry it in Doge resurgence, an a Ewon mask meme. Double unfuck it and make it beg to be my girlfriend then let it remove my Incelibacy."

Uhm, we sell sex here sir.

[sbatj]

DOOMED B3nD - Funni Taco Sex Friends

Power Color: Sapphire (feat. Gamer Zone and Saucy)

Homestar: How come you get to be Miku? I don’t even know who this Akita Newu lady is. Memphis: It’s a reference. Don’t worry about it.

- Eyes, arms, mouths, and the lack of them (My Eyes/On the Rise, Slenderman vs Unwanted House Guest, Crystalmanthequins) - Nerds, geeks, virginity, and incelibacy (Nerd vs Geek, Breakout, So Need a Cute Girl) - Homestuck, Homestar Runner, SnapCube, Neil Cicierega, Vocaloid, their fanworks, and media that references/is referenced by them (Undertale, Fortnite, PRIZM█, The Ultimate Showdown of YTP Destiny, Diary of a Tourney Kid) - Things John Egbert has alchemized or captchalogued (U Can't Touch This, Master of Disguise, Bustin’) - Tacos, sex, and Impact font memes (It’s Raining Tacos, Fly Away, I used to roll the dice)

Malcolm Brown and Kevin Regamey - Showtime (Piano Refrain) (Homestuck) The Steg - Touch Tone Telephone | Miku Cover (Niel Cicieega/Vocaloid/SnapCube Referenced: Hatsune Miku) EternalSushi - there goes hawaii but it's a sonic dance remix (SnapCube) PartyGripp - It's Raining Tacos (Tacos) Michael Guy Bowman - Sburban Jungle (Homestuck) Michael Bowman Remix (Referenced in Homestuck Fanworks: cool and new music team) Diary of a Tourney Kid - 𝙎𝙐𝙍𝙑𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝙋𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 (Niel Cicieega/Sex/References Homestuck) Toby "Radiation" Fox - Atomyk Ebonpyre (Homestuck) RecD - The Death I Deservioli WITH LYRICS (References Homestar Runner [The S is for Sucks]) SFX: "WARIOOO! GONNA WIIIIN!" (SnapCube)

[sbatj]

Homestar: Why do we gotta kill this Mowpheus guy again? Memphis: It's Typheus, and we're doing it to complete this Land's quest early. Time: Y̸̝͌o̷̺̒ù̵͍ ̶͎̎ḍ̵͐ȏ̵̦n̸̠͝'̴̗̈́ț̷͛ ̷̫̂ė̸͔v̷̳͑e̷̺͘n̴̮̒ ̴̮̃k̴̺̊n̶̫͆ö̵͈w̶̯͌ ̷̺̆ẙ̸̧ỏ̵̦ŭ̸̼r̵̞̾ ̷̼̎f̶̼͗ǎ̷͚t̸̻̔ę̶͝.̴͇́ John: wait what the fuck?

THERE IS NO VOTE. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES. ----------------------------------------- Crossover Sapphire (feat. Gamer Zone & Saucy) - Funni Anatomy Friends -Eyes, Arms, Mouths, and the Lack of Them -Nerds, Geeks, Virginity, and Incelibacy -Homestuck, Homestar Runner, Real-Time Fandub, and media that references/is referenced by them -Things John has Alchemized/Captchalogued

GUES'T YFAP-1th - time

john really shouldve taken this guys appearance as the warning it was the first time around oh well aint nothin to do about it now but keep moving forward

- time, dates, the past, and the future (i got no time, manic monday, songs from sonic cd) - horror (psychological & gore) & fears (hey there cthulu, you can't run, spider dance) - metaphysics & numbers (brand new reality, space is cool, mambo no. 5, the pi waltz)

Sources: Rareblin - Ejected (FAF: Lack of Arms: Amogus) In Space With Markiplier - Space Was Cool (Time: Metaphysics) Juno Songs - Prey WITH LYRICS (FAF: Real-Time Fandub Referenced: Sonic/Time: Horror) Kesha - Die Young (FAF: Real-Time Fandub) Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Time: Dates) Sonic Forces - Theme of Infinite (FAF: Real-Time Fandub Referenced: Sonic Forces/Time: Fears: Loss of Control) Scott Beach - Religion & Politics (FAF: Real-Time Fandub Referenced: Religion, Politics) The Dazzlings - Welcome to the Show (Time: Time ("Our time is now, your time is running out.")) SFX at the end: FNAF Pizzeria Simulator/FNAF6 - Henry: "Connection terminated." (Time: Horror) Futurama - Bender: "Our universe is doomed! Dooooooooomed!" (FAF: Nerds: The Futurama writers) Timber Puppers - Sans: "timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting" (Time: Time, Metaphysics)

[celflags]

Aestheticel Flag

Aesthetic celibacy, also labelled as aecel, aesthecel and celsthetic.

[sbatj]

BONERS 3nD - funni anatomy friends

looks like john found a couple new buddies on lowas or something idk you figure out the lore if youre so fucking smart

- eyes, arms, mouths, and the lack of them (my eyes/on the rise, slenderman vs unwanted house guest, crystalmanthequins) - nerds, geeks, virginity, and incelibacy (nerd vs geek, breakout, so need a cute girl) - homestuck, homestar runner, real time fandub, and media that references or is referenced by them (undertale, fortnite, PRIZM█) - things john has alchemized or captchalogued (u can't touch this, master of disguise, bustin)

Sonic Runners - Pumkin Hill (Instrumental) (Real-Time Fandub) Rhett & Link - Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek (Nerds, Geeks) Nerdist - Slender Man vs. Unwanted House Guest - ANIMEME RAP BATTLES (Nerds, Lack of Eyes/Mouths) GamingPlush64 - Berdly vs. Know-It-All (Nerds, Geeks) Finn M-K - Everybody To The Limit aka Come On Fhqwhgads (Homestar Runner) Full Band Dub (Homestar Runner) Laura Platt - There Goes Hawaii (Epic Orchestra Version) (Real-Time Fandub) Victor McKnight feat. Noah McKnight & Penny Parker - I Am... All Of Me (Real-Time Fandub) SFX Sources: Strong Bad Email #161: Four Branches (Homestar Runner) Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) | Real-Time Fandub Games (Real-Time Fandub)