#in under an hour

[daydreamerwonderkid]

I girl booped a little too close to the sun.

[local-magpie]

countdown to kitty

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[the-punforgiven]

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

[malenjoyer]

WE'RE SO BACK

[normal-thoughts-official]

Is that a lot of money to you?

If not, then please consider donating that amount to Safa'a and her family, who are desperate to escape the war in Gaza and start over. The fundraiser is in Euros, but a Dollar is worth an Euro, so you don't have to convert anything again! Just donate the same amount!

And if it is, then donate what you can - half an hour, ten minutes, whatever you can spare. Many small donations are what we're going for! And of course, if you can spare more hours for her, please do!

Please, let's help her out. Her fundraiser is vetted!

#1hourForSafaa

[sunflowershark]

“broken builds” this. “use the orb” that. you fools. the true best strategy to beat honour mode is to encourage safer and smarter decisions throughout your adventure by roleplaying as none other than faerun’s central authority on occupational safety and workplace accident prevention legislation

[dyingtobehim]

↑ shut up this is about her now

[botchallthethings]

WOW spinning goes faster when you're spinning thick

[dragon-spaghetti]

Do you think sinners miss the night sky..?

(Please click for better quality!!)

[shepscapades]

Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will

[snakeskinmilkshake]

Chugging coffee to speed up when the anxiety shits hit

[wearenotjustnumbers2]

This baby remained under the rubble for six hours. Read it again. By some miracle, he survived and he was rescued. But his mother who was holding him didn't. He looks like he's in shock, you can see tears coming out of his eyes but no expression or any sound to indicate his pain.

We are not numbers. Make an effort to end this.

[ndcgalitzine]

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES 1.01 "The Case of Crystal Palace" - 1.08 "The Case of the Hungry Snake"

[thermodynamic-moth]

guys i went to the mall.... the shopping spree was crazy!!!!!! i bought this sick ass tmnt shirt and i THINK i might have gotten it a size too big im not entirely sure but I know it's sick and I love it

once i get more cash i might go back and by another tee,,,,

[starlightseraph]

he’s so silly - part 2/?