#in under 24 hours

[moonlightpirate]

Guys I had a really bad tummy ache last night after I went to bed but don't worry I was so brave about it 🥺

[ssavinggrace]

date a softball player if you have a choking kink . they will put you in your place ASAP they can choke hard

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

[zaptrap]

HERE IT IS post-merge awkward reunion fancomic, enjoy!!

[actualori]

VOTE SAUSAGE AT @transmcytshowdown NOW!!!

[korralone]

Caitlyn and Vi are truly one of my favorite sapphic romance stories I’ve ever had to the privilege to watch on screen. I’m constantly 🤪 when I think about the amount of story time that was dedicated to them, and the type of story that was told, as that’s not usually what we get with gay romances.

I keep seeing a lot of people dissatisfied/angry/etc with how their story went and it kinda bums me out so I just wanted to use this post to get my thoughts and feelings out (obviously everyone has their own valid opinions and won’t agree with me)

Cait and Vi not being uwu “healthy” 24/7 and their inherent messiness is WHY I find them so compelling. From the moment they met there were already huge factors against them, both indirectly of their control (class struggle, power imbalance) and directly (personality clashes, communication styles). But they somehow grew to love each other anyway.

Caitlyn not saying “I’m sorry” out loud at any point to Vi by the end of the show, I honestly loved it. Because Caitlyn instead apologized with her actions, and Caitlyn’s actions always seem to speak louder than her words. Her letting go of the vengeance that consumed her for so long for Vi’s sake (which ultimately led to her allowing Vi to break Jinx out) was more meaningful to me than if they had some long blow out argument (and Vi recognizing this immediately and jumping Caitlyn’s bones then and there was just *chefs kiss* to me)

They’ll never be perfect. They’ll always have to work at their relationship. It won’t be pretty, sometimes even unfair. They’ll fight and clash and not always agree, but there’s always this persistent feeling of LOVE anyway, and they’ve decided they’ll put in the work to make their relationship last despite it all. And I think it’s beautiful.

[hjonko]

Guilt.

[oneofthosenightbees]

Designing some maid Nari to turn him into a charm ✨

[shirojikimattari]

Banned from Umbrella

The Shadowheart nun AU is getting out of hand in the server and I intend to do nothing about it.

As the saying goes: It takes a server to raise a blasphemous AU.

[cheruib]

me when im among the trees:🤭☺️😊

[simcardiac-arrested]

all these details beautifully made, but made without a soul

[also on youtube with probably better quality]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Cnetizens: Send this to a friend who doesn't reply my messages

OP: Sorry, I actually replied by teleportation

[wholesomecryptidart]

Started wondering to myself “man why i have i never seen people associate Steven with the Eon Duo when he’s tied to how you obtain them in two different games?” and then i blacked out and came to with a Latios oc.

Anyway this is Zircon, hes a very friendly lil dude that starts following Steven around when after he’s given Wallace the champion title and had started wandering around other regions for character development.

[crabjest]

SIX DOLLAR SRIMP SPECIAL!!!!!! 🦐🦐🦐

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[regal-bones]

I’m £2 from making rent due Sunday! if 2 of you would hop onto my patreon that would mean a lot! There’s some huge, really huge stuff I’m planning to share only there this week. Like, biggest stuff of my career big. If you don’t wanna miss out, pls go check out this link! ❤️

I am not kidding when I say the video is gonna be the coolest showcase of a lot of work all in one place. Thank you for supporting my work, and letting me make this stuff

[remitro]

made this in one day possessed by autism and otherworldly motivation . i don’t even make animatics man what the hell cbeeduo is just that strong