#in the weirdest way possible

[juniperharvest]

me: the Christian God does not want me to find Him specifically

my gf: He’s afraid of what will happen when you do

[plutorine]

my roman empire is that the chorus of Volny (Волны) by Molchat Doma was written in accordance with egor's mom's suggestion XD

"The chorus came from Shkutko’s mother, who wasn’t happy with the band’s lyrics and suggested they sing about nature and God."

- The Moscow Times

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Found a picture from middle school where I look like the poster child of the “ugly, awkward nerd” archetype with awful greasy, extremely short bangs cut straight across so as to accentuate the width of my very broad forehead; and I have the most arrogant, pompous, shit-eating smirk on my face.

That is… the perfect summary of my middle school years— Dear Lord. I most certainly did not have that look on my face for nothing.

[millesbianforce]

!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[colum1nd]

Dylann your fuck ass hair has captivated me

[introspectivememories]

been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.

[false-guinevere]

Thinking rambly Thoughts about Athena and her genderfuckery and her relationships with Odysseus and Penelope.

Anyway I think it’d be neat if Athena functioned as both Odysseus’ wife and Penelope’s husband in each others absence (and also as a father to Telemachus). Not even necessarily in a romantic way, just a weirdly intimate but unknowable ThingTM they have going on with Athena

TFW your in a triad and one member is a virgin goddess whose definitely playing with you and your family’s lives like Barbie dolls

[mischievous-thunder]

*During the "enemy" phase of the "enemies to lovers" trope*

Logan, to the owner of a cafe just before leaving: I saw a dirty rat eating in the corner while I was trying to enjoy my food.

Wade, the owner who's already become enamored with Logan: I feel honoured to be the one to let you know that the event you experienced is called looking at yourself in the mirror.

[fizzierolli]

YOUTOOZ AND MAMMON SAID BLITZFIZZ RIGHTS??

[holoship]

[myokk]

💘

[bobbydidmytaxes]

you have to admit that it was extremely funny for Scott to decide to build a school in the torture chamber that his situationship was put through hell in. god, his mind is so beautiful

[lee-apolla]

The moment of intimacy

[potofsoup]

2am is when I have thoughts about voting, apparently.

States with reproductive rights on the ballot: https://reproductiverights.org/abortion-on-ballot-2024/

States/candidates that support LGBTQ+ rights: https://www.reckon.news/lgbtq/2024/10/your-pride-your-power-the-essential-lgbtq-voter-guide-for-2024.html

Ballotpedia has a rundown of the major ballot issues, sorted by type and by state: https://ballotpedia.org/2024_ballot_measures (do a search on page for your state name to find what's on your state's ballot!)

And here are the states that allow you to register and vote on the same day (double check your state's election website to confirm what you need to bring, and also whether you can do early register+vote)

[hydralune]

long way ahead's present story becomes infinitely funnier after reading chapter 8

[benevolenterrancy]

mark your words, wei wuxian

(I have modern sports aus on the brain and decided that if we're taking away their swords we should at least arm them with sticks, so it became a hockey4hockey au)