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Webb Pierce – The Webb Pierce Story (1964)
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Blind Blake - He's In the Jailhouse Now (1927)
Remember last election Everybody was in action Tryin' to find themselves a president
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in honor of lando dropping his new 2024 helmet: do you have a favorite helmet design?
i started to look for one but ended up with several aksdjks. no.1 has gotta be the rainbow LH one from qatar '21. and the quote that came with it. king. “I do think as these sports go to these places, they’re duty-bound to raise awareness for these issues."
exhibit (a):
but these all come pretty close too!!! exhibit (b) and (c) together: charles's one from austin '22. and lando's sticker helmet for his 100th race, which perfectly encapsulates him and his personality.
now exhibits (c), (d), (e), (f). guan yu's helmets are SICK. THE BUBBLE TEA ONE??? CRYING. and the porcelain blue helmet with his name on it is soooooooo. ugh. so so good.
he's also a rabbit in the chinese zodiac and he uses that motif too which is fun, and a cool reference to his heritage.
(i actually think guan yu and his team consistently turn out the best helmet designs on the track, period. do not sleep on this man!!!)
and lastly i do adore charles's corn one. it's adorable and... jules 🥺. exhibit (g):
thank you for asking this anon!!! it was really fun to go looking for these. helmets, i guess due to the advancement in printing, have gotten super fun and fresh in recent years. long may it continue.
#f1#helmet designs#lewis hamilton#charles leclerc#lando norris#zhou guanyu#wiz.askbox#wiz.yaps#i'm not kidding i think i could get the guanyu helmets in artwork format because they are literally the coolest things ever#and this is when i realise he tends to do a lot of his talking through aesthetics#good for him.mp3#GUAN YU LOVES BUBBLE TEA#FINE MAYBE HE'S OUT OF THE JAILHOUSE NOW
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they really really put juto rio and sensei behind bars holy shit bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭
#this is vee speaking#the arb chronicles#digression but the lighting on these cards is so nice lol rio and jakurai caught that light on a great angle#and now they’re glowing and pink and soft LETS GO GOLDEN HOUR IN THE JAILHOUSE LMAO#the preview made me laugh like fr????? they taking these three to jail like actually????? no way??????#arb: and for treason :)#me: THE DIRTY COP THE GUN WIELDING SOLDIER OF THE OLD GOVERNMENT AND FORMER ASSASSIN OF SAME DEFUNCT GOVERNMENT??????? 🤯🤯🤯#arb is so crazy for that lmao#praying for y’all mtc stans tho arb always likes to fck with y’all and throw consecutive mtc cards at you 😭😭😭😭😭
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Just remembered this one comment I had on AO3 (kinda forgot the fic) and now I can't stop imagining Elfilis as Elvis Presley.
#kirby#kirby memes#fecto elfilis#kirby elfilis#elfilis#elvis presley#elvis presely memes#kirby and the forgotten land#this is like by far the most i've ever gotten from elfilis's existence and to say it isn't close would be an understatement#they should have taken up being a rockstar instead of a ruthless monster and mediocre final boss#okay i'll stop the elf hot takes for a bit now#if i could draw for crap i'd totally draw elfilis doing elvis cosplay#maybe even replacing elvis with elfilis on the covers of those songs#btw those are still the only elvis songs i really know about#apart from blue christmas mainly because my mom likes singing it in intentionally off-key ways during the holidays#i guess i inherited more from her than i thought but that's a different story#i may send an ask to someone about this but i can't help but feel bad sending any asks to artists just 'cause my skills suck#oh yeah also i've never heard “jailhouse rock” i just know about it but just move on with your life anyway#move on from imagining elfilis having a past as a rockstar before going psycho and becoming a murderous monster
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Glad to see it. Hope to see more.
#peter navarro#jailhouse rock#vote blue#vote democrat#vote biden#democracy#democrats#vote blue 2024#vote blue to save democracy#social democracy#democratic socialism#democrats now socialism later#biden/harris 2024
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i love u anti-heroes i love u characters who do pretty good things but they’re also kind of awful in that they can be a little hard to love but also oddly easy to understand because aren’t we all a little awful, deep down, and i love u anti-heroes who do the right thing but less because it’s the right thing and more because they want to hurt someone, and if that means hurting the bad guy, then yes, i love u anti-heroes who have this weird adrenaline when they gloat at someone who’d been kicked down, i love u anti-heroes who scheme and plot and plan and manipulate and are so goddamn machivallien it’s difficult to tell whether they’re actually a genius or if they’re just very, very obsessed with their goal, i love u anti-heroes i love u anti-heroes i love u anti-heroes i love u characters where you can’t tell whether they’re the hero or the villain sometimes i love u anti-heroes
#caroline talks#me sitting here. very normal#can u tell. i finished rewatching the maltese falcon job#me always going insane at the end bc nate ford u are not a kind man but u are a good person#i always look at him the same way like. man.#i get it. your anger is eating u alive. i mean. u worked as a goddamn insurance investigator. who wouldn't feel a little dead#u grew up being the closest to a crook that u could possibly get outside of actually breaking the literal law#and then u lost everything and snapped and now u are a thief but good#like. i get it man i do. but also what the hell man#feeling normal. feeling really normal#i need to watch the jailhouse job now
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM POTATOES, BITCHES?
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YOU BITCHES DO REALIZE THAT YOU'RE PROVING THAT YOUR SUPPOSEDLY USEFUL AND LEGAL LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS ARE TOTALLY CRIMINAL WHEN YOU USE THEM TO BOTHER ME, DON'T YOU? THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR ACCEPTING STRATEGIES FROM TOM RAWLING'S AND OTHER BASICALLY SUPER LIMITED TO EARLY TIMES TIME TRAVELERS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND MUCH ABOUT THE MORE COMPLEX THINGS, ONLY THAT THEY'RE RICHER IN LATER TIMES AND THAT THEY CAN STEAL FROM THEMSELVES IF THEY CLAIM THEY ARE SOME OF THE RICHER SMARTER INSTANCES. DUMB AS FUCK.
TIME TRAVEL - TIME TRAVELER - TIME TRAVEL TRIAL - TIME TRAVEL TRIALS
#POTATO#POTATOES#POTATOS#PAPER#MUSIC BOXES#MASKED FACTORY WORKERS#FABRIKA#STARSHINI#MICHMANI#TIME TRAVEL#TIME TRAVELER#TIME TRAVEL TRIAL#TIME TRAVEL TRIALS#JANICE RAWLING#TOM RAWLING#THOMAS ALDOUS RAWLING#CLOCHE#JAILHOUSE LAW DEGREES FOR HIGHSCHOOL DROPOUTS#BATTERIES FOR EXACTO#;#I'M STILL ALIVE AND ALL YOUR FAGGOT FRIENDS AND RELATIVES HAVEN'T KILLED ME BEFORE NOW -- WHY DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE MAGIC TOUCH TO?#I AM NOT YOUR ANCESTOR OR RELATIVE -- ALL THE TERRAN TIME TRAVELERS IMPERSONATED THE ATREIDES#ENERGY SIGNATURE OR SPIRIT COVERED WITH PROJECTION DISHUISE MAKING CRIMINALS APPEAR TO BE ATREIDES#FUCK. YOU.
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james and regulus getting detention together.
james and regulus cleaning trophies together.
james and regulus talking about quidditch together.
james finds it personally offensive that regulus has never heard of elvis presley.
james summons a record player (with a silencing charm, obviously) and puts on jailhouse rock and starts dancing around the room.
regulus watches in awe.
james extends his hand to regulus and they start spinning around the room together.
this becomes a thing for them, but overtime it evolves from spinning around the room to jailhouse rock to slow dancing to can't help falling in love.
several years later, james can't bring himself to listen to can't help falling in love. his friends don't understand the significance behind it. what was once his favorite artist, now holds so many painful memories.
#the marauders#the marauders era#marauders fandom#marauders#marauders era#mwpp#james potter#regulus black#jegulus#james x regulus
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Western monsters! Yeehaw!!
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🤠 Orc cowboy with a massive steed almost twice the size of a normal horse. He finds it funny how scared you are of the absolute beast so he all but forces you to get on its back and teaches you how to ride it. You're terrified at first but your attitude quickly changes when he settles behind you, placing his hands over yours on the reins, pressing up close and talking low in your ear in that rich southern drawl.
🐍 Outlaw rattlesnake naga who kidnaps you to do the whole tie you to the train tracks bit but halts in their tracks (haha) when they lick the air and taste...arousal? Perhaps the innocent victim they have over their shoulder isn't so innocent after all.
🐎 Centaur who offers a ride to a poor frantic human only to realise he's been tricked into being the getaway horse for a bandit when the sherrif starts chasing and yelling after them. He easily outruns the Sherrif's horse but now has to deal with being on the run with a theif! A cute thief but still a thief!
🐮 Sneeking into a barn just to have a warm place to sleep for the night only to wake up surrounded by curious cow hybrids. They start pampering and coddling you because you must be so scared and lost, you poor thing. The ranger doesn't take kindly to finding you in a cuddle pile, drinking his prized milk from the source while getting fondled and licked by his prized cows.
🐊 Crocodile hybrid Sherrif who becomes quite fond of the new outlaw in his town. Every time you outsmart him and get away it just makes his dick harder and his heart beat faster. When he finally catches you, after one hell of a chase, he doesn't drag you to the jailhouse but instead to his home. He's rambling on about how someone so cunning and resourceful would be the perfect mate and how he'll breed you full of his eggs to prove it to you.
#yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!#I'll add onto this later i think#monster x human#monster x reader#monster fucker#monster lover#monster fucking#exophelia#terato#orc x reader#naga x reader#centaur#gn! reader#gn reader
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Kazutora pauses mid-pour of crushed up instant ramen into a Doritos bag. “ Don’t give me that look, it’s not done yet obviously. This shit was great in juvie.” He pauses before leaning forward with a taunting, cheshire cat grin. “ Or are you too chicken to try? “
#᛭ — [OPENS] seize the moment before it turns to dust#᛭ — [IC] wounded tiger caught in mania's pit [KAZUTORA HANEMIYA]#he does this forever tbh#he just makes jailhouse food sometimes#now and in the future
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jailhouse rock au - brain rot
original post | part one | part two
i love the idea of simon sleeping with your clothes once he gets out. he never had much to remind him of you while on the inside. he kept a few of the photos that you sent, he adored those. but at times he wanted something that smelled like you.
he wanted to press his nose up into your belongings and just melt into them. while he was on good behaviour in prison, he could often get wound up. he was held back by thoughts of you, there was no reason to beat another convict over the head and get put in isolation and an extended sentence. he needed to get home to you, he needed to smell your scent and find comfort in your soft belongings.
when he got out and inserted himself into your life, he started to sleep with one of your sweatshirts. it was a ratty thing from college but your scent was embedded in it. you told him that he could snuggle with it when he took naps in the afternoon.
he was like a dog with his favourite blanket, he adored the thing. even when he had the chance to snuggle up next to you in the evenings, he still had the sweatshirt on hand. he loved it more when you told him you wore the thing to your last exam ever in college.
you found it endearing, that he wanted to be so close to you always. even when you were at work. who knew such a big guy would be a total softie. well, at least he was a softie to you. while on the busy streets of the city, he looked intimidating.
if people had to choose between you or him to talk to, they usually picked you. you were the smaller one with the round face and often smiled. simon was an overprotective guard dog. but when it was the two of you, he was relaxed and wagging his tail (if he had one).
but the sweatshirt served another purpose. he liked when you wore it during sex. it wasn't that he didn't think you were the most beautiful being on earth, but the way it rode up when you rode him teased him. he liked seeing peeks of your body, it edged him as you two had sex.
plus it got more of your scent on it.
when he fucked you on your side, he'd bury his nose into the back collar of the sweatshirt as he did long drags of his cock inside of you. he groaned at the feeling of it against his nose paired with the hot moans that left your mouth.
he loved to just bully his cock into his lover, but not hard enough to break you. but when he found out that you loved a few bruises, he couldn't help but indulge in your fetish. he wanted to make his wife-y feel good.
"that's a good missus." he purred in your ear as the sounds of his hips hitting against your ass got louder. the sound of your slick wet pussy around his cock filled the air as he held you by the hips.
you had the collar of the sweatshirt between your lips to keep you quiet, you already got a noise complaint this month. he when he turned your head to face him, he saw that your spit had gotten all over the collar, staining the heather grey colour to a deeper shade.
he slapped your ass and then held you by your hair. those dark eyes showed shades of a domineering man. even though he worshiped the ground you walked on, he knew that he could rough you up a little in the bedroom.
he could recall all the nights he only had his fist to pleasure himself with. but now he had his little wife, the woman who pulled him out of a bad life. and as his cock pressed against your cervix, he made a vow to make sure that you'd be his forever.
through better or worse, you were going to misses simon riley.
*sweat nervously* <3
#jailhouse rock au#bunny speaks#call of duty#bunny writes#reader insert#call of duty smut#simon ghost riley#ghost call of duty#call of duty x reader#ghost#ghost mw2#ghost cod#simon riley x reader#simon ghost#simon riley#simon ghost smut#simon ghost riley smut#simon ghost x reader#simon ghost riley fanfiction#prison au
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Grid Kids
Sebastian Vettel x wife!Reader x platonic!drivers
Summary: your adopted family may be chaotic but you wouldn’t change it for the world
Series Masterlist
Max Verstappen: Jailhouse Rock
It’s an ungodly hour of the morning when your phone rings. You groan, fumbling blindly on the nightstand to silence the offender. The name glowing on the screen gives you pause: Max Verstappen.
“Seb,” you mumble, nudging your husband awake. “Max is calling. It’s 3 am.”
Sebastian grumbles something unintelligible, face squished into the pillow next to you.
“You take it,” you insist, poking him again, “I spent three hours on the phone with Lewis last night promising him that Roscoe doesn’t hate him for being left at home this weekend.”
Reluctantly, Sebastian sits up, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. He swipes to answer, his groggy voice filling the silent room. “Max, do you know what time it is?”
You hear a hurried explanation from Max’s end, something about a go-kart race, a party, and a tiny misunderstanding with local law enforcement. Your husband’s face becomes more incredulous with every word.
“Wait, you’re where?”
***
Ten minutes later, you find yourselves at the police station, bleary-eyed but amused. Max is sat behind bars, a sheepish look on his face.
“I promise, it wasn’t my fault,” he insists, blue eyes pleading.
You both manage to suppress your laughter. After signing a few papers, Max is free but the smug grin on Sebastian’s face tells you that he’s not going to let him off that easy.
“So, this is our life now?” you whisper to Sebastian, wrapping your arm around his. “Running a day care for unruly F1 drivers.”
He chuckles, giving you a light kiss on the forehead. “I think we make a pretty good team.”
Charles Leclerc: Open the Floodgates
It’s a stormy evening when your phone buzzes again. This time, it’s a text message from Charles Leclerc: Hey, can I crash at yours? My flat’s kind of … flooded.
Sebastian, reading over your shoulder, raises an eyebrow. “Flooded?”
Before you can respond, a photo arrives — Charles’ living room, a sea of murky water with floating furniture: Okay, maybe more than just kind of.
You look at each other, suppressing laughter. “Guess we’re running a bed & breakfast now too,” you comment, already texting Charles back: Come over. Bring a mop.
***
Not an hour later, there’s a knock at your door. Charles, drenched from head to toe, stands at your doorstep, carrying what appears to be a plant pot with a small, equally wet cactus.
“I saved the cactus,” he says, looking as pitiful as a drowned rat, albeit a very cute one. He offers a half-hearted shrug, “I didn’t want it to drown.”
Sebastian bursts out laughing, his contagious mirth echoing around the hall. You can’t help but join in, hugging your sides in an attempt to remain composed.
“Well, come in. We can’t have you and the cactus catching a cold.”
***
Over the next few days, you quickly adapt to the unexpected housemate situation. Charles proves to be a surprisingly tidy guest, always washing his dishes and even cooking dinner one night (although you had to discreetly order pizza after trying his special lasagna).
In the evenings, the three of you curl up on the sofa with Sebastian’s old race replays, laughing and teasing each other. And every night, before he goes to his bed in the guest room, Charles says goodnight to his cactus — the newest member of your eccentric family.
Lance Stroll: The Cat-astrophe
A week later, you get a frantic call from Lance Stroll. “Guys, I found this cat,” he says, panting heavily, “It was all alone in the alley and I couldn't just leave it there.”
The line goes silent for a moment before Lance coughs then sneezes loudly. “Uh, guys, I think I might be allergic ...”
***
When Lance arrives, the culprit — a tiny, scruffy looking kitten — is perched on his shoulder while Lance himself is a picture of misery: puffy eyes, runny nose, and all.
Between his sneezes, Lance pleads, “Can you please keep her until I figure out what to do? I can’t just abandon her.”
You glance at Sebastian, who looks at the tiny furball with a mixture of amusement and concern. He’s been a dog person all his life but how can you say no to those pleading green eyes?
And so, your home expands to accommodate another kid — this time, a four-legged one.
***
The next few days are full of chaos. The kitten — whom Lance named Speedy — turns out to be an agent of destruction, knocking over everything in her path and giving Charles’ cactus a few worrying near misses.
You try to give Lance advice on finding a new home for Speedy while dealing with cat-proofing your own. But, during the ensuing pandemonium, you can’t help but laugh.
George Russell: The Shrunken Sweater Saga
One sunny afternoon, George Russell bursts through the door, a panicked expression on his face. “Guys, something terrible happened!”
Sebastian and you exchange a concerned look, jumping up from where you were cuddled on the couch. “What is it, George?”
He holds up a shrunken cashmere sweater, once a luxurious wardrobe piece, now resembling something only a toy poodle could wear. “I accidentally put all my sweaters in the washing machine! They’ve shrunk!”
As the reality of the situation sinks in, you can’t help but chuckle. “George, you do know cashmere isn’t machine-washable, right?”
“I thought they were!” he laments, looking at his miniature sweater in disbelief.
Sebastian claps a hand on George’s shoulder. “Don’t worry, mate. We’ll figure this out.”
***
Over the next few days, you and Sebastian embark on a quest to save George’s beloved cashmere sweaters. Armed with online tutorials and gallons of fabric softener, you attempt various rescue techniques.
Some of the sweaters regain a semblance of their former glory while others are beyond saving. You present George with a colorful assortment of shrunken clothing which he accepts with an embarrassed grin.
***
A sudden thought strikes you and you can’t help but giggle. Holding up a particularly tiny sweater, you call out to Speedy.
“Look, Speedy! It’s your size!” you exclaim as you gently dress her in the shrunken garment. It fits her perfectly, making her look like the most stylish cat on the block.
The sight of Speedy strutting around in a cashmere sweater breaks all of you into laughter. Even George can’t help but chuckle, despite his heartbreaking loss.
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In the following days, Speedy parades around the house, flaunting her new wardrobe. George’s shrunken sweaters have found a new purpose, and despite the initial panic, everything worked out in the end.
“This is the most high-fashion cat I’ve ever seen,” Sebastian comments one day, watching Speedy strut her stuff on the living room rug. “She should be on a runway.”
George, watching his beloved sweaters being put to good use, grins. “I think they look better on her than they did on me.”
Speedy watches you with a lazy stare, now comfortably nestled in her new family’s hearts (and cashmere sweaters).
Lando Norris: Call the Milk Man
It’s a lazy Sunday afternoon when the doorbell rings, jolting you out of your peaceful nap. Groggily, you stumble towards the door, pulling it open to reveal a sheepish-looking Lando Norris.
“Hi, I was just wondering,” he starts, shifting nervously from foot to foot, “Do you have some milk I could borrow? I ran out and the shops are closed.”
Suppressing a smile, you nod, motioning for him to wait while you go fetch the milk.
***
When you hand Lando the milk, he seems relieved. But then, he looks at the container quizzically. “Why is it in a glass bottle? Don’t you use cartons?”
Your laughter fills the hallway as you explain your household’s eco-friendly policy. Lando listens attentively, his previous discomfort replaced with genuine curiosity. You can tell he’s taking mental notes.
***
Over the next few weeks, Lando pops by more frequently. Sometimes he borrows more milk, other times he just wants to chat about sustainability, an interest sparked during his first milk visit.
One day, he arrives at your doorstep with a broad grin and a glass bottle in hand. “Look, I’ve switched to glass milk bottles too!”
Sebastian will be proud.
Mick Schumacher: Comfort in Company
One evening, you find Mick Schumacher sitting alone in your backyard, gazing at the stars. His usually cheerful face is thoughtful, his eyes a little glossy.
“Mick, everything alright?” you ask, settling down next to him on the grass.
He looks at you then at the stars again. “I just ... I miss my dad, you know?”
The silence hangs in the air, thick with emotions. You reach out, placing a comforting hand on his shoulder. “It’s okay to miss him. You don’t have to hide it. Especially not here with us.”
He nods, wiping his eyes. “I know. It’s just some days it hits harder than others.”
You stay with him, listening as he talks about his dad, his memories both sweet and poignant. You realize that while you’ve adopted your grid kids into your chaotic family, they each come with their own sets of joys and sorrows.
***
Sebastian joins you two after a while and the three of you sit under the stars, sharing stories and remembrances. Mick smiles as Sebastian tells him stories about racing with Michael, the camaraderie they shared, and the respect they had for each other.
By the end of the night, Mick seems lighter, the earlier sadness replaced with a soft smile of remembrance. He thanks both of you for listening and understanding. “You guys really are like a second family to me.”
The Big Announcement
One sunny afternoon, you gather all your grid kids in the living room. The chatter is lively, the room buzzing with energy as they try to figure out why they’ve been summoned.
Sebastian gives your hand a reassuring squeeze as you both stand in front of your unconventional family.
“We’ve called you all here because we have some news,” you begin, heart pounding in your chest.
***
When you finally tell them you're pregnant, the room falls into a stunned silence, their wide-eyed expressions making you chuckle. But then, as the news sinks in, the silence is broken by whoops of joy and congratulations.
“Wow, so we’re going to be big brothers?” Max exclaims, while Lando jokes about teaching the baby to prank Sebastian, Mick looks almost teary-eyed with happiness, and George immediately volunteers for babysitting duties.
***
With your pregnancy announcement, your grid kids go into overdrive. They begin to dote on you in a way that’s both touching and a little overwhelming. From Charles insisting on cooking you healthy meals (despite his previous lasagna disaster) to Max bringing you comfortable pregnancy pillows, everyone tries to make you as comfortable as possible.
Lance even makes Speedy wear a bell around her neck in case she inadvertently startles you. The cat isn’t pleased but the sight of her jingling around the house keeps everyone entertained.
***
As the weeks go by, their concern borders on overprotectiveness. They fuss over you at the smallest things, like Max insisting on driving you to your doctor’s appointments because he’s “the fastest driver” or Lando continually adjusting the house temperature to ensure you’re never too hot or cold.
While their actions are well-intended, they often become hilariously excessive. One day, you find Mick baby-proofing the house even though the baby isn’t due for months. He sheepishly shrugs, “Just trying to be prepared.”
***
Despite the chaos, their actions stem from love and concern, which warms your heart. One evening, you find yourself surrounded by your grid kids as you sit in the living room, their laughter filling the air.
As you watch them, your hand gently resting on your growing belly, you can’t help but feel grateful. These young drivers, your grid kids, have become such a vital part of your life. Their genuine care and, at times, overzealous concern during your pregnancy only emphasize the strong bond you share.
Your family may not be traditional and your daily life may be filled with mayhem but it’s your life with Sebastian and the grid kids. It’s chaotic, hilarious, and unpredictable — and you wouldn’t trade it for anything else.
The Big Day
The day finally arrives when you’re rushed to the hospital. Sebastian is by your side, holding your hand through every contraction, while your grid kids anxiously wait in the waiting room, pacing and biting their nails.
A few hours later, when your newborn daughter makes her entrance into the world, Sebastian walks out to the young drivers, his eyes sparkling with joy and exhaustion. “You can meet her now.”
The joy and anticipation in the room is palpable as they rush in, crowding around the hospital room door in their eagerness.
The sight that greets them is nothing short of heartwarming. You’re in bed, looking tired but blissful, a tiny bundle nestled in your arms.
As they take turns holding the little one, their faces light up in awe. From Max’s gentle cooing to Lando’s finger being gripped by tiny hands to Mick’s unashamed happy tears to Charles’ whispered lullaby in French and George’s soft-spoken promise to be the “coolest brother,” the room is filled with a warm sense of family.
Even Speedy, smuggled into the hospital in Lance’s jacket, gets to sniff the newest human member of the family, much to the nurses’ chagrin.
A Baby in the Paddock
Several months later, the paddock welcomes an unexpected visitor — your baby daughter, wrapped snugly in a cute onesie with a tiny racing helmet print. As you push her stroller through the crowd, your grid kids and their fellow drivers are visibly smitten by the adorable sight.
Your grid kids instantly surround your daughter, their faces lighting up as they coo and make silly faces to elicit giggles. They take turns pushing her stroller and you can’t help but chuckle at their enthusiasm in their newfound roles as big brothers.
Sebastian, ever the proud father, looks on with warm amusement as he watches your daughter bond with her extended family.
***
Amid the hustle and bustle of the paddock, your daughter experiences her first pit stop as Charles and Lando try to change her diaper. Even Mick, the baby-proofing master, hovers nearby to ensure everything goes smoothly.
You can’t help but admire their dedication and the way they’ve embraced their roles as her protectors and playmates.
***
At the end of the day, you gather the whole group for a family photo. Your daughter, held by Max and Mick on either side, steals the show with her toothless grin.
As you look at the photo later, you realize that this quirky, chaotic family has grown and changed in the most beautiful ways. Your daughter has been embraced by these young drivers, who have become her brothers and protectors, just as they’ve become sons to you.
A New Racer on the Track
Years pass in the blink of an eye and soon your little girl is no longer a baby. She’s grown into a lively child with a love for speed, much like her father. Today, she’s ready to participate in her first karting race, and the whole gang — your grid kids now with seven World Championships between them — are here to support her.
As they gather around the track, an old joke resurfaces. Max points at a particular bend in the track, nudging Charles with a smirk. “Remember the inchident?”
Charles groans, rolling his eyes, “Not this again. It was years ago!”
Laughter breaks out among the group, their bond echoing through the years.
***
Before the race, each of your grid kids offers your daughter their sage advice. From Lando’s “always keep your cool” to George’s “remember to enjoy the ride,” her brothers are keen to impart their wisdom. Mick even attempts to show her how to properly do a pit stop, using a toy car and tiny plastic cones.
Your daughter, with a sparkling helmet almost too big for her head, listens earnestly, her wide eyes moving from one brother to the next.
When the race finally starts, your grid kids cheer on loudly, their voices carrying over the vroom of the karts. The sight of your daughter, determined behind the wheel of her tiny kart, brings a surge of pride and a few tears to your eyes.
As the race ends, your daughter crosses the finish line in third place, a beaming smile on her face. She’s welcomed back to the pit by a roaring cheer from her family, her brothers lifting her onto their shoulders.
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That night, the celebration is filled with laughter, teasing, and an impromptu re-enactment of the inchident by Charles and Max, much to your daughter’s amusement.
Sebastian lifts his glass for a toast, “To our little racer, may you always find joy on the track. And remember, an inchident is only funny if it doesn’t happen to you.”
Laughter fills the room once again, and you can’t help but marvel at the love and joy surrounding you. These are the moments you cherish the most, moments of laughter and unity shared with this extraordinary, unconventional family.
As you watch your daughter being coddled and celebrated by her brothers, you realize that this legacy of love and support will always continue, and for that, you couldn’t be happier.
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welcome <3 to my first kinktober!
Here you will find a masterlist of all the upcoming fics and the links will be added as they're posted!
Stay spooky🎃
cw: gunplay, piss, somno, abo, power play, bloodplay, cnc, dubcon, exhibitionism
October 1st
on trial - ModernLawStudent!Coriolanus Snow x Reader (cunnilingus)
October 2nd
bro code - Brother'sBestFriend!Rafe Cameron x Reader (cnc & thighfucking)
October 4th
hot wheels - Sam Woodbridge x Reader (quickie & car)
October 7th
scaredy cat - Billy Bonney x BountyHunter!Reader (gunplay)
October 9th
embracing the embrace of chaotic chaos - Eddie Munson x Reader (piss & somno)
October 11th
mrs. plinth - Husband!Sejanus Plinth x Wife!reader x Coriolanus Snow (cuckholding)
October 13th
come right on me - Sam Woodbridge x Reader (cumplay & edging)
October 15th
touching me, touching you - Academy!Sejanus Plinth x Reader (massage)
October 18th
hostility maintenance - Patrick Zweig x Reader (hate sex)
October 19th
prince in distress - Prince!Coriolanus Snow x Knight!Reader (body worship)
October 20th
closing argument - Jack Prescott x Intern!Reader (office & power play)
October 22nd
royal reckoning - Prince!Billy Bonney x Villager!Reader (lovemaking & angst)
October 24th
bloody, bliss, belt, and billy - Saccharine!Billy Bonney x Reader (bloodplay & fingering)
October 26th
conflict accumulating in clothed collisions - Academy!Coriolanus Snow x Academic Rival!Reader (dry humping)
October 27th
duty of desire - Peacekeeper!Snowjanus x Reader (dubcon/noncon & piss & **** ******)
October 29th
in the jailhouse now - Saccharine!Billy Bonney x Reader (exhibitionism)
October 30th
erotica - Coriolanus Snow (collections from Coryo's journal)
October 31st
the midnight prairie - Billy Bonney x Vampire!Reader (bloodplay & cnc)
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Please help my family in Palestine
Hi, I know I haven't been active on my socials much, but it's been very hard for recently.
This post is a GoFundMe for my family in Palestine.
I am a Palestinian who refuged in 2015 after the 2014 massacre at the age of 5.
I haven't seen them ever since 2015. Only contact was through calls and messages, which is now nearly impossible due to the war.
Yes, it's still going right now. It's not recent at all. It's since 1948, nothing new. Living in Gaza was like an open jailhouse due to the occupation, and I am speaking from experience and memories.
2014 was no small conflict. It was an attack by the Israeli against innocent Palestinians. I could go on about my near death experiences, but this post is about my family now.
Knowing that this war is 10 times worse gives me on and on nightmare. I can't believe how inhumane we humans can get.
We are trying to get them out, but it isn't an easy route. It's highly expensive, especially for a big family. Some of my family have (heart) diseases, and medical care isn't approachable anymore. Some of my aunts became widows and now have to take care of their children on their own.
Donating and sharing this would help them a lot.
Houses are ruined, mothers become widows, children become orphans... This needs to stop.
#palestine#free palestine#free gaza#gaza strip#gaza genocide#gazaunderattack#gaza#help#fuck netanyahu#netanyahu a criminal of war#netanyahu is a zionist and nazi fuck#stop occupation#stop the genocide#stop war#pls help#please help#fyp#fypシ#tumblr fyp#gofundme
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