#in the gryffindor towers

[chocolate-froggy]

Fred & George’s and Ron’s hidden notes in the Quidditch Pitch

[plantsonplutoart]

here’s Wolfstar being a couple of menaces and driving James up the wall while he’s trying to study (he’s only “studying” in the library in attempt to impress lily, so no harm done)

I’ve been hoarding a bunch of Marauders scribbles I’ll probably never clean up so expect more incoherent chaos

[propussyslayer]

harry: tell me about my parents, professor. did you and my father get along?

remus:

remus, who shared his first kiss with james while high: well we weren't that close but

[moutainrusing]

Lily: Raise your hand if Remus was your gay awakening.

James: *raises two hands*

James: He makes me so gay.

Regulus: *raises hand*

Barty: *raises hand*

Evan: *raises hand*

Peter: *raises hand*

Marlene: *raises hand*

Lily: Marlene?! You’re a lesbian.

Marlene: Yeah, I knew something was up when I didn’t have the hots for Remus.

Mary: Oh, true.

Mary: *raises hand*

Dorcas: *raises hand*

Pandora: *raises hand*

Emmeline: *raises hand*

Sybill: *raises hand*

Sirius, dreamily: Yeah, Moony is so hot…

Lily: Your hand’s not up.

Sirius: He can’t be my gay awakening when I’m straight.

Everyone:

Sirius: What?

Everyone: #!%$£&#$!%

[redadidassneakers]

Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

[yourgalgremlin]

Everybody getting on the train 4th year:

Remus Lupin:

Tall af, a cig in his mouth, jeans, & docs.

Sirius prolly gets a nosebleed.

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Sirius Orion Black being the tallest, strongest, smartest, most powerful, and most attractive Marauder. Everyone in the castle wants a piece of him. He’s slept with most of the people in their year, along with the ones above and below theirs. He is, quite literally, the Casanova of Gryffindor Tower. He doesn’t study, but he still gets straight Os in every single class. He takes every single course for his NEWTs and gets Os in all of them. He’s one of those people that’s good at everything he gets his hands on. He’s friends with most people in Hogwarts, and has all sorts of connections with all sorts of people in every single social circle.

Enter Remus John Lupin, his geeky, awkward, kind of ugly, virgin, dork, studious, average height boyfriend. His idea of a wild evening is sitting in a corner, reading a book with some mildly sexual content with a cup of tea and a bar of chocolate. He clings to Sirius’ arm in social circumstances, twiddling his thumbs and silently watching everyone.

No one understands how, exactly, they got together. Everyone just knows that they’re absolutely adorable and madly in love.

[wo1fst4r]

i don’t know if i’ll ever move on from hyperfixating on the marauders, but honestly, i hope not lol

[mydeadgaywizards]

headcannon that remus was literally everyone’s first kiss except sirius’ (sirius’ first kiss was james)

[addsalwayssick]

Remus, existing:

Barty: OMFGGGG HES SO HOT WTFFF

Evan: JSJDJSSKDKDLOSJSHDHD HAVE TOU SEEN HIM???

Sirius: BACK TF AWAY HES MINE

James: He was my first kiss.

Regulus: He was my gay awakening.

Remus: ???

[percyweasleyapologist]

(While hanging out in Percy and Oliver’s dorm)

Penny: A SPIDEEERR!!!!!!

Oliver: KILL IT! SMASH IT!

Percy: BURN IT!

Penny: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!

Audrey: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

[alexsays-no]

*playing Lay all your love on me*

ILOVETHEM ILOVETHEM ILOVETHEM

[moutainrusing]

Sirius: I’m sorry, James. This food is delicious, but way too spicy.

Sirius: I could never eat something this hot.

James: …Remus is hot and you still eat him.

[versatancore]

james : *is getting dressed*

sirius *whistling* : damn it deer boy, you got a very slutty waist over there!!

remus *grinning* : look at those thighs!!

james *is sick of their shit* : peter if you join them, i will be your worst nightmare.

peter *laughing* : alright but first, you have to give me a kiss.

james : PETER!

[yourgalgremlin]

I’m a big fan of punk Remus Lupin <3

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

I am so sorry but Remus John Lupin was not a sex god. Bro had never even seen a dick until Sirius. He was genuinely a little bit afraid of it the first time (it’s okay, though, because Sirius was very sweet and patient, of course). He thought people kissing in books was wild and sexual. He turned into a tomato and hid his face whenever there was a kiss in movies. He took things so slowly with Sirius that Sirius had to ask if he ever wanted to have it or if he was asexual or something. Then, once he got a taste, he became the most insatiable thing ever, practically begging for it every night.