#in system shenanigans

[gayhenrycreel]

not okay.... not okay at all. a while back i had a fling with Hvitserk and then his brother, Sigurd, married Henry who is my dad, so now Hvitserk is technically my uncle -Eddie

[mapacart]

Finally read scum villain~ I like these silly guys :^P

[awarmbowlofhomemadesoup]

Airplane knowing what would happen in the Immortal Alliance Conference, trained the An Ding Peak disciples on how to dodge and run fast to escape. One basic training he had thought of was the game of tag. Easy, no?

This, unfortunately attracted the Bai Zhan disciples who adapted the game into an extreme sport (like the World Chase Tag championship).

While An Ding focused on evasion, Bai Zhan emphasized on capture like:

This, more unfortanately, got the students to wonder: who would win in a competitive parkour of tag between the peak lords of An Ding and Bai Zhan?

Enter a chase scene tournament that could be played with Yakety Sax music while the other peak lords tried not to crack a rib from trying not to laugh.

[star-mail]

they're brothers your honor >:]

more virus shen jiu au ! :D part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4

[bloodyfries]

Runs into room

Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu probably talk to each other really informally and share "private" information about their lives. They obviously do this because that's just modern culture... but it freaks everyone else out

Jumps out of window, Shen Qingqiu style

[jackalspine]

Immortal Shen Qingqiu… on what, does he ponder….

ah.

[mdzs-is-rotting-my-brain]

Without a Cure!

Never had less effort been put into naming a poison! Even though

Shen Qingqiu had read the original work and had long known about this rare poison, he couldn’t help lampshading and ranting at the pragmatism of “Great Master” Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky’s naming sense!

The man is dying and he still finds the time to lecture Great Master Airplane about his naming sense.

[irresistibleblue]

Uh oh!

[mochiiniko]

they took my favorite game out back and shot it

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Imagine if everyone in svsss was a transmigrator trying desperately to pretend they’re not while trying to fix the plot with misinformation, plot holes, and bad characterization and it takes forever for any of them to realize that no one’s actually who they say they are.

[fireflysugarpie]

need to get this idea out about Shang Qinghua being an actual god/deity lmao

okay, so we all know that Shen Qingqiu's system has Luo Binghe as its power source and shut down when he was in another dimension right?

and that Shang Qinghua transmigrated before Luo Binghe's parents even met each other, but his system was still active, albeit less so because it was before the plot and he was a side character.

what if Shang Qinghua's system used him as a power source to run not just itself, but the entire world of SVSSS/PIDW?

I mean, the guy was transmigrated as a baby, and he's had a lot of time to butterfly effect things in ways he probably didn't even try. and since the System's main goal seems to be fixing/improving the core story for the audience's entertainment, it potbelly had to nudge a lot of stuff back into place to ensure the core plot was still recognizable.

it would make sense as to why Shang Qinghua's system was a lot more emotionless, infrequent, and stingy with points than Shen Qingqiu's system and why it was more restrictive in certain ways with Shang Qinghua.

it could be a cool concept that as the happy ending was reached and the System stepped back, Shang Qinghua slowly got more control over his world and storyline. he proudly wouldn't even notice at first, with all of the work and information he has to deal with in both realms. it would start off small with him just knowing certain things about the quality of goods a merchant was trying to sell his King, thinking he read it somewhere in his mountain of paperwork. then it could escalate into 'remembering' specific details about the lives and dynamics of side characters' families and relationships that he doesn't actually remember writing down, but obviously he must have of he knows that the 3rd sister of the Hé family hates tanghulu because she chocked on one as a child. And then that would snowball into him actually having prophetic abilities and the power to alter fate.

it would also be pretty interesting if the world itself obviously favored him, like flowers moving to face him if he meditated in the same spot for a few hours, birds and other wildlife generally being friendly or non hostile, the wind carrying his humming to the ears of those who are down in their luck, ancient and extremely rare treasures and artifacts really wanting him as their wielder, other divine or mythical beings that are able to tell something is off about Shang Qinghua but can't tell what because of the System, and other people not noticing him because he really really doesn't want them to.

just, Deity Shang Qinghua that doesn't know that he's a deity lol

[junesfool]

damn I love this brush

[star-mail]

moshang stole my hamster :(

shniff shniff

part 1 part 2 [ extra: 1 & 2 ]

[thefruitybasket]

Calling people a “sysmed” when being a system is a MEDICAL thing is crazy..

This blog is NOT endo safe!

* Post made by Davis !

[salmonyay]

Y'know what? Why is it always SJ be the older and protective? Give me an older SY where he was kind yet would kill anyone who dares to hurt SJ (Tbh, i perfer SY as a transmigator than born in PIDW)

I love seeing SJ possesive over SY but like a children to their parents, jealous for anyone who got SY attention. For some reason i love when SY is atleast months older than YQY

Imagine instead of SJ burning the Qiu mansion, its SY burning the Qiu mansion much more earlier bc QJL tourturing for the third (fourth, fifth? But never tenth)

In addition, dont give SJ and SY becoming peak lords for the same peak, Qing jing. I bet SY true nature is at beast taming peak, i mean dont argue since he was a literal walking encyclopedia of demons and have a thirst of knowledge OR a some kind of drug peak that SY accidently made when he was a disciple, its just like Qian Cao peak which is full of healing plants, the peak that SY made is full of poisones plants to make poison or smth else like drugs yknow for demons or stuff.

[bloodyfries]

Man, svsss is actually terrifying if you take away the humor and actually acknowledge what's actually happening

Like tbh I understand why sy was scared that lbh would still get revenge even after he was nice. All the other major plot lines had been happening. There were things he couldn't change, who was to say that lbh's revenge wasn't one of them

Also I don't think I'd be able to think straight if a god if some sorts played with my life, making me run around like a mouse in a maze to live. That actually terrifying. Then what happened when he failed a mission. Like, what. I'd be terrified. Sure, death was always a threat but actually experiencey arm getting ripped off??? I'd be scared our of mine to fail missions.

Don't even get me started on the occ point reductions. Imagine being ever so slightly pushed to death because you smiled at a kid.

Sqq was either not fully registering what was going on or was not all mental alright to be as calm as he was. I'd have broken so quickly under that. Sqq deserves to be a bit insane

Edit: reread the system punishment bit and Shen Qingqiu also got his leg ripped off right before the system took him out