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you are not gonna be able to guess what lucky circumstances I managed to accidentally get myself into this time lmao I secured myself a spot at a nude drawing class without even knowing it was a nude drawing class. it’s absolutely fantastic tho! the class is usually super popular and spots are hard to get so I was really lucky
#I’m just gonna pop by every few weeks spam reblog a bunch of posts and then yell about my personal life#without responding to any messages or anything else#and that’s gonna be my blog for a while ig#sorry!#but yeah it was rly funny when we entered the room and my friend and I set up our supplies and just chit chatted with them#and some other students#and I suddenly was like#wait so this is completely a nude drawing class?#and everyone was like#classic Gigi move#in my defence:#I assumed it was a general drawing class#cause the course description had mentioned it being a basic class#'from nude drawings based on models to portraits’#so I was aware it would be a part of it but not the entire class#so yeah#I’m facing my demons this semester#in a really mild way#cuz I actually do not enjoy drawing and painting that much#it’s why I rly struggled in all of my drawing classes#so when I picked classes for this semester I was like well#the description explicitly said everyone even absolute beginners were welcome#and it was about personal skill development rather than already having skills and being graded on them#which is why I thought hm I should do this and stick to it#if I stick to it I will definitely build my skills and if I don’t do that at uni I certainly wont do that at home#sorry for thw long ramblings#I am trying to be healthy and also responsible this semester and stick to actually going to classes#and not chickening out in them and staying home because I have weird compulsive thoughts that keep me from leaving the house ✨#and I also want to be diligent and hard working this semester#gigi babbles
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me an european whose first language is not english: ”manhole cover??? pothole??? drain cover??? which one is it”
also my first thought after i thought that it was a manhole cover: ”holy fuckin shit”
then me seeing that it was drain cover and then reading the damage it did: ”still holy fuckin shit x2”
#making fun of myself#so like yeah#formula 1#las vegas gp 2023#text post#in my defence:#we only have manholes in my country#at least i have not seen drainholes like at all#but like imagine actual manhole cover flying off#actually terrifying and prob deadly
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Sometimes you just gotta tank a few noise complaints from neighbours for loudly snging Les Mis at 4AM. 🤷🏻
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Soap gets Ghost a blanket with little ghosts on it right before Halloween as a pisstake, and he's positive that Ghost just tosses it in a corner somewhere and leaves it.
Until they start touching tips on the regular, and Soap decides to bother him one morning on base when they have fuck all else to do because he's bored and a little horny.
So, he finds himself outside of Ghost's door and just lets himself in instead of knocking because he's like that and instead of finding an angry 'built like a brick shithouse' man glaring at him angrily, he finds a very asleep Lieutenant in his bed. Ghost is sprawled out, hair sticking up at every angle, and Soap can hear him snoring quietly, but what he really cares about is the fact that Ghost has a death grip on the corner of the ghost blanket and the rest of it is under him.
Soap would wake him if it weren't for the fact it's the most peaceful he's ever seen the man, and Ghost is drooling onto the blanket where his face is smushed on it. Suddenly, Soap is overcome with this warm fuzzy feeling in his chest, and it hits him like a truck. He isn't content, just banging his lieutenant. Nope, he wants Ghost. All of him. He wants to wife up his lt.
#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghostsoap#soapghost#forgive me for how poorly this is articulated but in my defence im currently fighting off the urge to just drop my phone and fall asleep rn
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Something we don't consider enough in Howl!AU zukka. Is Zuko harassing the old man sokka. but he does so with young sokka as well hm...
idk how to post these but crused blond zuko and sokka aged compared to his youthful look side by side
(ID in ALT text) i tried with blond zuko, but i really can't commit to that sorry
#atla#zuko#sokka#zukka#Howl!AU#only me thinking of zuko absolutley not caring what age sokka is#and just ready to show him all day long how much he just wants to to be sappy and cute with him?#while also not caring that he is gona brake the old mans back#-rumanges though my doodles that are screaming to be done-#though snapping sokka s spine in two or plowing out his back is for sure on zukos mind a few times a day#between the one or the other petty fight they have#in zukos defence what is ther enot to love about sokka???
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I got bored today and made an entire slideshow explaining my sexuality, romantic orientation, relationship, and pronouns.
Am I out to anyone but my partner and my brother? No.
Am I planning to come out to anyone anytime soon? No.
But if I ever need to explain any of it, I have a slideshow.
#queer#lgtbqia+#asexual#aromantic#aegoromantic#arospec#aroace#apothisexual#queerplatonic#queerplatonic relationship#qpr#queerplatonic partner#qpp#she/her#fae/faer#neopronouns#...in my defence it was fun to make...?
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[Jason and Steph hanging out at Jay's apartment]
Jason: So you and Tim are like, done, right?
Steph: Oh yeah, it's definitely over. It was pretty mutual, too.
Jason: Oh, thank God. I didn't wanna say it, but it was a bit annoying whenever I invited you over, and you dragged Tim with you.
Steph: yeahhh sorry about that
Jason: It's just nice spending quality time without the rest of the bats butting in. I already have enough to deal with whenever I visit the manor.
Steph: Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore. I'm gonna be 100% batboy/Robin-free from now on!
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Steph showing up to Jason's apartment 1 month later with Cass in tow: So here's the thing-
#steph: in my defence i didnt say any batgirls were off my radar#jason (100% supportive as long as it's not tim): you always do this.#listen i understand a lot of ppl ship timsteph but i feel like my girl deserves better 😩 and theres no better than THE cassandra cain!!#dc let my girls smooch. just a lil kith pls#stephanie brown#stephcass#spoiler#cassandra cain#black bat#jason todd#red hood#dc comics#incorrect quotes#batfam#batfamily#batkids#crack#fanatical posting
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they're so in love im gonna throw up real quick
#in my defence i had warned you i was going to be the most annoying fucker on earth#what the fuck guys this is too much for my brain to process#they're so in love i want to jump from the balcony#LOOK AT THEM#this is after the blitz and aziraphale had the courage to say CROWLEY was going too fast#MY ANGEL IN CHRIST YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO GIGGLE AND TWIRL YOUR HAIR YOURSELF#michael sheen commiting to make the softest warmest most loving eyes every chance he gets#what and i cannot stress this enough the fuck#my dads (real)#tumblr text meme#tumblr text posts#good omens season two#good omens#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#user purrvaire
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peace and love on spaceship lost light :)
#nautica#ravage#transformers#maccadam#nautica my love u r so hard 2 draw </3#ravage was also hard 2 draw but in his defence i did not look at any reference until like halfway thru drawing him#''yeah i know his general shape. alright maybe i dont'' asfjkdfsdk#n i didnt wanna redraw him so i just messed w/ what i done already teehee#also ravage just uses a regular metal bowl 4 drinkin in da comic but i figured glass ones would exist. .............#idk how well it comes across but i liked the idea so !!!!!!!!!!! i did it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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huaisang, do you have spurs that jingle jangle jingle as you go ridin' merrily along--
#to that niche subset of cql/mdzs fans who are also fallout new vegas fans#i am sorry for the song that you now have stuck in your head#but in my defence#if i have to have the jingle jangle song stuck in my head this morning#then it's only fair that you do too#mdzs shitposting#mdzs#cql#the untamed#nie huaisang#nie mingjue#let him have birds!! 🕊️
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just one bite??? 🍎🍬
#WELCOME BACK MAFUEMU. GYAAAHAHSISHAIAHAUAHAHHA#project sekai#mafuemu#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#mafuyu asahina#proseka#emumafu#colorful stage#I SNILED SO SNEETLY MY MAFUEMU MIXED EVENT ITS HEEEERE ITS HEREEEEREERRRE ITS BEEN 80 YEARS.#I LOVEEE EMUS CARD AND HER STUPID LITTLE OUTFIT SHES SO CUTIEPIEEEE#did my best on ehr iutfit from the outfit preview videos the pjsekai jp account pists. i am not downloading jp again.#just the one prison is enough thankyou.#sorry its mikus birthday and im hitting the yuri but in my defence it's what she would want
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Aziraphale, misogyny and the female character treatment
I don't know if anyone wrote a post about this but I see from time to time comments to this end - that Aziraphale is treated like the female leads in films often are, obviously especially romantic films. So I'm gonna try to point how I see this. I welcome further insights of course.
Say we take a basic premise of a romantic film: A girl is wooed by a bad boy for example. And she is a good girl, from a good, proper family and everything so she refuses his advances. This goes on through his various ploys to entertain and romance her, do things for her etc etc and frustrates us as the audience because we can see the bad boy is actually good, her family is oppressive and holding her back and that she (deep down) cares for him (if only she was brave enough to admit it to herself) and so we want her to open her eyes and say she is actually in love with him cos her life will be so much better should she (finally) give in and run away with him.
Familiar? Reasons Aziraphale is not her and the analogy does not fit (but that I so often see in metas and takes about her):
Aziraphale always knew her family is shit. Or at least longer than Crowley did. She was already anxious in Before the Beginning about what she thought Angel!Crowley could and could not say or do without getting into trouble.
She knows Crowley is good. She never doubted him. Whatever he says or does or pretends to do or must do for his job. Aziraphale knows he's inherently good and would always do good if he can.
She knows she's in love - I mean we can argue about when each realised this and also when each realised the other loves them back just as fiercely, but they both know. And they both love. And they both long to be together. Aziraphale is not ashamed of her feelings nor hiding or suppressing them for fear they are wrong or immoral or other BS like that.
Aziraphale doesn't need to overcome her love for her family/employer and finally make the leap to be with Crowley. They simply can't leave their bosses without punishment. Neither of them. They live in a dictatorship with nowhere to go. And just because Crowley experienced both sides, doesn't give him some huge insight that Aziraphale completely lacks. Both places are awful. Their separation isn’t about fear of societal judgment (or Aziraphale's unwillingness to give up Heaven, being seen as good, being an angel - and to what end, to Fall? I really don't know what takes like this want from her, it would not work anyway), it’s about survival in a system that won’t let them be together.
Aziraphale doesn't want to change Crowley. She never did. She asked for Crowley to come to Heaven as an angel because that was THE ONLY option she had for them to be together in any capacity at that point. It was NOT an attempt to “fix” him—it was a desperate bid for a way they could be together at all.
One thing I don't see as much anymore is the call for Aziraphale to change. Obviously she's pretty but she would be prettier if she lost those century old clothes maybe and started listening to something made after 1950? Be more cool to match Crowley? Less stuffy?
These kind of film premises are already pointless, offensive and make me roll my eyes, but to stick them all over Aziraphale and huff cos she doesn't do what the clever sexy man in dark clothes and sunglasses says she should - well that makes me angry.
And so do takes and mischaracterisations that ignore Aziraphale as silly, her worries as pointless, sometimes excessive - maybe she's just hysterical, you know? The one time she shows more emotion, in F15, she is so often completely ignored in her obvious distress just because Crowley is trying to confess his love at the same time and seemingly 'not getting through,' because Aziraphale is not reacting the way everyone expects. So many takes that always assume Crowley is right, no matter what. Even when he calls Aziraphale an idiot. If Crowley says that, it must be true. No matter that the book spells out in Terry's voice that the angel is extremely clever.
Aziraphale’s charm lies in her kindness, her love for books and knowledge, her whimsy, and her quiet courage. These qualities don’t make her naive—they make her resilient. She often hides how she truly feels, hides her grief, her pain, her true desires, hides what she really thinks; always always to protect herself and her beloved. She is often forced to say stuff she doesn't mean. Again. To keep the one she loves and their fragile relationship safe. But where people seem to catch on with that on Crowley's side, they don't with Aziraphale. She is fierce when pushed and will defend the defenceless (humans) and the ones she loves (Crowley) to her last breath (whether she needs to breathe is irrelevant right now okay).
She loves her bookshop. She built this home, full of knowledge for herself and her demon and you can take this HC from my cold hands. That she was forced to leave it, only emphasises how little choice she had in Final 15. Good Omens has two main, equal characters; who are both gorgeous and complex and deep and neither is right or wrong or in need of saving or learning some huge lesson to get to their goal and be together. What needs to change is the world, the system they live in. And they will change it.
Just look at her!! Anyway. I love her. P.S. Just to add, many, many (if not all) bad takes on Aziraphale are also bad takes on Crowley. They mischaracterise and misunderstand just how deeply and unconditionally he loves Aziraphale. How he adores her and understands and accepts her just as she is. He does not expect or want Aziraphale to change in any way. He knows why they are not together. And it's not Aziraphale's fault, it's because of circumstances, not because of her choices. Crowley would never ever want Aziraphale to suffer, he wouldn't expect her to come back from Heaven saying how sorry she is for what happened, how stupid and blind she was and how he was always right. That's just not going to happen. ------------------------------------------ @tenok I simply must highlight the awesomeness you put in hashtags!! EVERYBODY please read:
Thank you sm for this!!
#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens thoughts#female characters#aziraphale my beloved#aziraphale defence squad#kaypost
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essential rosquez quotes from @moonshynecybin's post here (ty!!)
the "accidental contact" can be found here, please tell me ur opinion!
@pgaslys makes an endless list of motogp things found here (its great)
other motogp primers found here, here, and here (kind of). they rly helped when i was getting into motogp so ty sm to their creators.
and in general to anyone trying to get into motogp- everyone on motogpblr is super nice and helpful! i've sent so many anons and i've always gotten lovely answers!
im always happy to chat so feel free to shoot me an ask w any q's or corrections x
#motogp#mine#in my defence i have covid and I'm bored#i say that like i didn't start this pre having covid#this was originally intended for my coworkers bc I'm too deep in this hyperfixation#anyway much love to motogpblr y'all are great and super friendly#once again if anyone has any corrections i am always happy to receive and edit!!!#marc marquez#valentino rossi#i refuse to tag everyone bc im sleeby#uhhhh#rosquez#kind of?#anyway enjoy!#motogp primer#edited 18.12 ty anon!#edited again 9/3/24 ty @unreliablesnake
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hello so I watched The Terror and im normal about it
#my art#The Terror#Edward Little#John Irving#george hodgson#in my defence#i want to squish all the sideburns boys#like I feel like it'd be enrichment for them#dont mind the new brush jumpscare thats what i default to randomly#also also dont mind how they all look different in each pic ok im getting used to it shhhhh#leave a comment down below subscribe and click in the notification bell for more the terror postss#fanart
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Laios Touden, number one gagh enjoyer
#dungeon meshi#star trek#star trek tng#delicious in dungeon#yes Commander Ch'lchok#right away Commander Ch'lchok#in my defence Chilchuck was 90% of the way to a Vulcan bowl-cut anyway
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