#making fun of myself

[cicidarkarts]

More Hogwarts Legacy memes, including my own character, Credence Painter

Anne Sallow is 100% ADHD don't @ me

Blood Defied, the fanfic that introduces Credence Painter Ominis Gaunt x Cree

The og meme thread

[gemini-forest]

Arthur: *breathes*

The fandom:

[matcha-squid]

Behold, janky ass Zelda art from early 2020 💀

before COVID struck the us, I was in the middle of a major Zelda phase of similar intensity to the one I'm currently in now. Problem was, I had no clue how to draw humans. So... BEHOLD

Janky ass hero of time. Look at him in all his incorrect anatomical glory. His awkward pose, his unappealing coloring, his oversized melon head with banana hair, he's glorious. This was the peak of my ability to draw humanoids at the time. Now let us move on to our next glorious beast

Truly a relic of its time, no? This unholy amalgamation of 2019 trends was the spawn of my boredom in 9th grade world history class. The croc boots. The floating hydro flask. The weird combination of these things with dyed hair and copious piercings. It's as if the alt kid and the vsco girl had a lesbian love child. To cap it all off, we have a stilted stance and a shitty color job. Splendid.

Say it with me class: "ANATOMY." Weirdly big head, hair with no shape, strange rectangle body, STRANGE looking limbs, and of course we gotta throw in the shoddy coloring job and the half assed background. And good god his wounds look NASTY. I'll give myself some credit here: those look genuinely painful. Bros dying over here (genuinely I want to do a redraw of this just to do a side-by-side comparison) One detail I do really like- the specks of orange embers flying around are a nice touch. I put forethought into this drawing, past me was not lazy. Just unskilled. (Well, I was pretty lazy but not with art) (I am still lazy at non art stuff)

These links need therapy. I put them in line for the therapists office. You can tell by the sign that says "Therapist's office." Never finished this one. To be honest the forms are not THAT bad. I finally ditched the melon head model and got better at human faces. Also... why did I think that ALTTP Link was physically unable to speak? Nothing really pointed towards that... and Echoes of wisdom don't even come out yet (I know EoS Link isn't the same as ALTTP but eh similar art style) This ones not bad but not good either.

Now this one. This one's a hoot. This is a knee slapped right here. Ya see, Twilight doesn't have an instrument cause he howls cause he's a dog. So the other links take their instruments and blow them in his face. RIP twilight, dies by decibel overdose. As a proud band kid I channeled my passion for woodwinds into this goofy sketch. Again, there forms are not bad, we're seeing some improvement especially on the faces of each link- wait a minute. ENHANCE.

SKFHSKFHFHFH SPIRIT!! What did I do to you?? Why did I put you off to the side?! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?? My boi... look how I massacred my boi. He's not even in uniform... it's all wrong. His ear is all the way up his head. His limbs are so half assed it hurts. His face. His poor face. He don't even have a mouth. Just a weird scowling eye. He's not even playing the spirit flute, it's just a random set of pan pipes!! This is a disgrace to the good name of trains. I'm so glad I'm better at drawing now so I can do him justice.

anyway thanks for reading me bashing my younger, less experienced self for being unable to draw humanoids in an appealing way.

[stealthrockdamage]

(trying to romanticize being a bad texter) i uh. make moves in silence

[yellowhollyhock]

I feel like anemone is always used as the example of Ms and Ns words that are hard to pronounce, but it's actually one of the few I can say without stuttering or stopping to think. Possibly because it always gets used as the example? But there are plenty of other words that I know how to pronounce, hear pronounced all the time, know how to spell, have opportunities to practice saying all the time, and still stumble over because of those m and n sounds. Like

enemy

enmity

nominal

ignominious

And then there's this word which I'm pretty sure was invented to bully me specifically

Magnanimous

or, as I like to call it, mangonomnomninnymess

[irritated-epicure]

All these mushrooms and no maitake??

[threephantomrey]

me because 2 of my favs are both not members of the gang and aren’t in a lot of Scooby media

[klausie]

irish food is so good 😍😍😍

irish food:

[hiddenmoonbeam]

why can’t people who would love my fic ideas reach out randomly and just start chatting with me what do you mean no one knows what my fic ideas are what do you mean I have to post about them first is it not enough I’m obsessivly thinking about them can’t people magically feel that???

[daxwritesstories]

This is about me btw

[unidentifiedprimate]

me (telling the story of how I got severely injured): and in conclusion, I stand by my decisions because it all worked out in the end and no one got hurt :)

everyone: ....YOU got hurt

me: yes. no one important got hurt :)

[klickklackwack]

me an european whose first language is not english: ”manhole cover??? pothole??? drain cover??? which one is it”

also my first thought after i thought that it was a manhole cover: ”holy fuckin shit”

then me seeing that it was drain cover and then reading the damage it did: ”still holy fuckin shit x2”

[shellyswirlz]

PARDON ME..??

_____________________

[yellowhollyhock]

anyways I learned. this year. won't say when. that fortnite is a fighting game not a dancing game

[thestarlightforge]

Do antidepressants… Work?? 🫢

[bungirl-orchiectomy]

uughghguuughhghhg my side always feels tender when i notice it feeling tender. this must mean my appendix is on the verge of exploding or im about to pass a ten pound kidney stone