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My disease, my infection I am so impure
Reptile - Nine Inch Nails
#elden ring#messmer the impaler#shadow of the erdtree#oc x canon#tarnished#original character#artists on tumblr#oc#in front of my salad?#something something snake man has extreme self hatred and religious trauma#Stoli being the wonderful god hating mailman gf is here to help#RIP Messmer you would have LOVED the Downward Spiral by NIN#in other news#i think their official ship name is mailwives#also sorry if ur seeing this again i uploaded the wrong version 馃槶馃檹#mailwives
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Why are they acting like that in public
#they're so sick#idiots to lovers#in front of my salad?#the bear#sydcarmy#chefs kiss#charged and sexy#platonic and messy#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#carmy x sydney#everybody knows
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THERE ARE SO MANY SCREENSHOT-WORTHY MOMENTS HERE, BUT IM JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU WITH THE VIDEO AND THIS COMMENT

#sir#SIR#in front of my salad?#I'M SHOUTING#馃崒馃崒馃崒#the chocolate guy#amaury guichon#i will not lie. i fell off the couch laughing when i saw the magnum ice cream comment.
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Is this the new 'in front of my salad' meme? It is! It absolutely is! Poor Tan.
#we are#in front of my salad?#we are the series#we are series#bl drama#bl series#thai bl#thai drama#thai series#thaibl#asianlgbtqdramas#asian lgbtq dramas#thai bl series#thai bl drama
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me fr
#fyp#college student#college#uni#university#writer#writers on tumblr#writing#journal#journaling#diary#journal entry#journal enteries#meme#lol#funny#memes#in front of my salad?
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Tag yourself, I'm the 'Shadowheart disapproves' notification floating just offscreen
#bg3#bg3edit#astarion#gale of waterdeep#baldurs gate gale#shadowheart#bugbear#ogre#meme humor#in front of my salad?
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June 14, 2024 | BillyBabe
馃惙 Can you take Noo(Babe)out to eat?(Soft voice)
馃惡 I can't Jaa
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Today I learned about "The Contendings of Horus and Seth" and a part of it literally gives the same energy as:
Like, humanity NEVER changes. GOOD
#ancient egypt#funny#literature#meme#horuseth#horus#set#seth#egyptian mythology#in front of my salad?#like whaaaaaat#wtf#look it up#i dare you
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old news but like where in the vistajet contract does it say post a pussy shot
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reading fics on here during my downtime at work is like committing a crime. i scroll once in the fluff tags and suddenly people are tagging like hard thoughts and smut in fluff and comfort tags. WHY??? WHYYYYY????
#daegutowns thoughts#it bothers me just a little bit#i can never escape the smut#in front of my salad?
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As I've seen people say: our silly adorable fandom wasn't made for this level of drama.
Rest, my tired warriors, we did well

#merthur#Yep#I'm obviously talking about THE poll#I would have preferred losing to#Wincest#The fans were really cool#But I truly would have loved to lose to#hanigram#AH I LOVE BOTH SHIPS SO MUCH#But I guess we lost to the anime boys#Congratulations#sasunaru#Fans who aren't part of the toxic craze I'm happy for you#I'd wish you good luck if it weren't for the rotten apples in the bunch#But as it stands they were too upsetting to me and my salad#Yeah#All that drama#in front of my salad?#Unacceptable
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I mean... come on. How on the nose is this going to get???
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Tf does bro mean hypothetically.

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You walk into the post-post-post-apocalypse library and he looks at you like this, what you do?
#Warframe#dante unbound#listen I鈥檓 being very normal about this art#he鈥檚 just like that?#in front of my salad?
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God damn theres alot of spam in the Astarion tag today, I gotta get out of here ya'll
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why is one of the Paul brothers (they鈥檙e one being to me don鈥檛 ask me the difference bc idk) chomping the bit on MY tumblr ads
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