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To the girl in my history class who keep putting her hair on my computer even though I have repeatedly told her to not
(The words are by my bestie)
#in case people can’t figure it out#im saying im gonna cut her hair off if she keeps doing it#school#american schools#american school system#public school#public school stories#hair#haircut#scissors
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Danny Fenton, aka Phantom, has been given a new task!
In short, literally no one in the Ghost Zone/Infinite Realms wants their mostly peaceful afterlife to be rocked by a certain Gotham rogue named Joker. Which, when he dies, is almost sure to happen because of whatever the hell was in that vat he dropped in included ectoplasm. So, yay, he’s also a little ghostly too, meaning he *is* pretty hard to kill. Unfortunately, there’s also a certain vigilante that is quite keen to murder him in recent years.
So now Danny has to keep the mass murderer trauma clown alive for as long as he possibly can while attempting to keep the Joker from. Well. Being the Joker.
Oh, and naturally, Danny got this assignment AFTER Joker got out of Arkham. Again. And entirely blew up the asylum. Time to join the Goonion, he is NOT doing this without getting PAID, thank you.
#danny phantom#dpxdc#dp crossover#the idea is that Danny is now an. assistant? henchman? who will NOT let this man die but also can’t let him just put bombs everywhere#Danny’s search history is stuff like how do I give enrichment to a super villain so he doesn’t kill more people#it shockingly has results#there’s also possibly a ghostly court case bc some people who died DO want joker dead and are willing to re-kill him once he….#…. re-emerges as a ghost if that’s what it takes#danny is the MOST reluctant body guard#he’s using Psycho Babble! he’s using Jazz Fenton Language!#he hates it! he can strategize and such just fine but he’s really more of a…#… punch thing until it stops being a problem#sort of guy. percussive maintenance as his dad would say#he’s just there like#Hello Mr. Joker#have you considered NOT setting the orphanage on fire? there are better ways to get senpai to notice you#I heard flowers are nice. wait no do NOT call Poison Ivy-!#Danny is having a bad time. joker is having a time once he realizes Danny would rather not be here but is seemingly stuck#also joker maybe tried to kill him and it failed so he’s like#well. hm. that’s. not as new as it should be. have you met lord deathman?#the bats are trying to figure out this dynamic and failing miserably. they even call Harley and she’s like yeah no clue good luck tho
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a lot of people act like sqq’s main character trait is obliviousness and i could not disagree more
#it kind of always implies that binghe is being obvious about his feelings and is not the king of mixed messages#shizun i’ll quote romantic poetry at you but while hunting you thru the streets so u can’t even think about it#shizun i was just remembering how you treated me well (chokes him out)#binghe: gives him his robe when he tears sqq’s clothes after threatening to use the blood mites to bite at his organs#i could keep going#when people in the jianghu start to theorize that there’s something romantic going on they’ve had FIVE YEARS of luo binghes bullshit#to start figuring out alternative explanations to explain what he’s got going on#sqq gets like a week before he runs into binghe again and gets nearly killed for LOOKING like sqq#do you see what i am putting down#can we just be honest about the situation being complicated and sqq having to make sense of a LOT of conflicting information#this isn’t even getting into how he feels genuinely threatened by lbh being sweet bc it was a precursor to bingge planning something awful#which we get literal proof of in the punishment protocol#sqq’s got the worst case of confirmation bias
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“The QSMP doing events and lore feels off given the admin situation especially since we haven’t had an update” and “we likely will not receive updates on what is being worked on behind the scenes and if we do it likely won’t be in depth, we’ll have to wait and see what happens” are two things that can co-exist
#qsmp#qsmp neg#qsmp situation#can’t say I’m personally a fan either#but Quackity did say roleplayers were on hold till things were sorted#I’d rather believe they figured it out with the NPC/admins we’re currently seeing#and that’s why they’re on the server#but we also want really know unless someone with QSMP comes forward#as much as I’d like to know things are going well#Quackity already said he’d put in work to make sure people are paid#a stream repeating that isn’t going to help#and I can’t see him giving more details than that because at a certain point it isn’t our business#if something is going wrong we’ll have to wait till somebody comes forward about it#or in my case wait till somebody posts a link from Twitter
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#just want to apologize to anyone who has tried to reach out lately#just like I texted my friend I’ll tell you guys the same#haven’t been talking to a lot of people lately tbh#pretty sure I’ve mentioned php a few times by now#monday was my last day#and I was feeling on top of the world on Monday#I don’t remember the last time I was so genuinely happy#figured it was the med change or something#so I was feeling pretty optimistic#I’m in between programs now#and today was not the best#not as bad as some of my days#but definitely not even near the day I had on Monday#I just wish I could feel that every single day#I’m working on it but still#waiting to start ‘adult day treatment’ and case management#and I think case management will help me find a place??? I’m not sure exactly but that’s kinda what I was getting#which honestly? I know I’ve bitched about how badly I need to move#but while I was in php I realized I don’t think I’ll truly be able to heal while I’m living here… and that’s a scary thought#idk there’s a lot more deeper things that I don’t wanna talk about#but the fact I don’t have space and I don’t feel safe and comfortable here is hard….#my ‘safe’ space was my car but now that I’m trying to quit smoking my car isn’t the best place for me#I’ve been kinda getting used to my room and I’m finally trying to move a few things around#(now that I have a little energy again)#it’s just……. my arachnophobia is KILLING me here#in the past week I don’t even know how many spiders I’ve seen and killed#they haven’t been crazy and I recognize I don’t live in Australia or places where the spiders are as big as fucking cars#I came home and I was in a good mood until I saw a spider in my room 🙃🙃🙃 tried to vacuum it but not sure if I got it……..#so guess im sleeping on the couch….. again…. but can’t help think if out here is any better…#shut up rosie
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Cursed Twst thought:
TW: Blood
F! Yuu having their period while under Malleus’s spell.
(Explanation in the tags)
#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#malleus draconia#cursed twst#ok so I would imagine a period operates the same way as breathing in this case since it’s involuntary/automatic#like you can’t hold it in like pee#so I assume in this case F! Yuu would still get their period#and yes I know you can stop having periods via birth control#but imagine malleus’s surprise when Yuu is bleeding all over the floor and ONTO OTHER PEOPLE#LIKE IMAGINE WAKING UP AND YOUR BOTTOMS ARE RUINED AND YOUR BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE LIKE A MURDER SCENE#and we all know malleus wouldn’t know how to handle the situation#especially when he figures out where it’s coming from#cursed thoughts
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Thank you, Tumblr, for rectifying my follower count last month and finally removing all those “ghost bots” from October 2019 ♥
The few of you whose names are hidden in the list aren’t included in the displayed number anymore either, unfortunately, but at least I know who you are and that you’re real :)
#did this happen to you too?#did you suddenly 'lose' dozens of followers in december?#if you did don’t worry the vast majority or even all of them were bots#in my case: 155 bots and 27 real but also invisible people which means I 'lost' 182 followers#but now finally the number makes sense!#because yes I have a word document with all my followers and number of posts (total and for each month) among other tumblr stuff#yes I am weird like that#in fact it was precisely because of that 2019 bot invasion that I started making this list to keep track of real/fake followers#thanks to the document if something/someone disappears or gets flagged without warning I can easily know what/who/when#that’s how I found out three of my posts were now hidden and not included in the total count because they’re 'explicit' (they’re not)#I can’t appeal that decision because they’re reblogs from deactivated blogs though#and the list also helped me figure out the likeliest reason for my wrongful termination back in november 2022#a post in which I quoted what spam accounts were saying at the time and that I’m certain I’ve never deleted has vanished#psa: don’t ever quote or post screenshots of bots because the algorithm may think you are one of them and delete you :’)#also go ask tumblr support on x (twitter) for help instead of waiting for them to reply to you here#if your obliteration was indeed unfair give them your url and they can usually revive you in less than 24h!
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it’s so funny watching antis of certain characters shit on said character for literally being nine like okay?? they’re mature but that doesn’t mean they’re not literally single digits in age. they’re gonna do stupid things, say stupid things. like if that’s your only justification for hating a character idk what to tell you. learn how children work ig.
#i mean the people who will shit on kyle and say he’s a bad person for like…the stuff that happened in the chicken pox ep#he’s nine. he just regurgitated what his dad told him#same thing with butters#you can’t hate him for being nine and not understanding how the world worked#of course this isn’t always the case but like…come on#you didn’t have your life figured out at nine either#nobody did#south park#skipper speaks
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I feel like I came out of the womb with raging anxiety
#never been fully relaxed a day in my life#literally had a panic attack at age 6-7(?)#I’ve been super self aware for as long as I can remember#the tension in my body is my natural state#I’ve BEEN imagining every worst case scenario since I could form thoughts#7th-8ish grade is where it got worse#had panic attacks like four times a week#and then heart palpitations started and holy shit I was googling symtoms and that would make it worse#was convinced I would get a heart attack#having a headache is part of my daily routine#then I got a crush on a guy and with it came body dysmorphia#couldn’t look people in the eye from how ugly I felt(still struggle with this one but we got this💪🏼💪🏼)#now I mostly just cry#like I deadass get stressed and overwhelmed and just cry#depression came next and I was honestly not surprised#and it tampered my anxiety a bit but I’d honestly rather feel stressed than feel so numb#yeah I wouldn’t recommend#so basically I lie awake feeling aware of my own heartbeat or of my body#oh and I can’t forget the physical pain that anxiety caused me#muscle aches literally convinced me there was something wrong with me#went to the doctor numerous times bc I NEEDED to be diagnosed with something or I would go crazy and instead got told to see a therapist#and the therapist basically told me everything I had already figured out myself but at least I can talk to someone#tw anxiety#tw depression#tw body dysmorphia#anxiety#mentions of depression#and I’m only a teenager so should I be worried about what happens in the next few years? bc this already sounds like a lot to me#this was supposed to be a funny little post but nvm I guess?? don’t worry about me I’m good though many good things in my life#teenager
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1. it’s my 24th birthday today, so my goal of being published by the time i’m 25 is now a one year looming monster, but i never specified what kind of published and am currently looking in various literary magazines that are recommended for writers who have yet to be published, so i’m surprisingly confident that i can make it work? and tbh even if whatever i write isn’t officially published before my 25th birthday, if i have someone in the process of being published then i’ll be happy!! no matter what though, i’m gonna try to be proud of myself for at least giving it my best shot!!
2. i honestly love that my birthday is on the ides of march because the ides of march meme shitposting is only a thing on tumblr but it also being my birthday makes it easier to like. be excited about the ides of march outside of tumblr. like even in person i can be like “it’s my birthday! i’m an ides of march babe (:” and if someone is like oh what’s that? or if they say something along the lines of oh like julius caesar? i can be like yep!! and even if it’s a small thing outside of tumblr it brings me immense enjoyment and amusement being able to bring it up off of tumblr
3. transportation situation has been very rough since june 2023 when i totalled my car, my gap insurance are being assholes and i ended up putting my foot down on the phone with them yesterday which i’m pretty proud of because i am NOT a confrontational person (something i’ve been working on this past year, so seeing some improvement with my ability to hold my ground and not be a pushover yesterday was very cool!!) i was told i’d get a response from them by friday next week no matter what, and if i don’t then friday of next week i will continue to wreak havoc upon them. but my moms car which i’ve been using since my accident broke down yesterday, hopefully it’s fixable but my parents were saying it might be done for, so trying to think of how i’m gonna get to work next week is kind of stressing me out lmao, but for now i’m just gonna focus on enjoying my birthday the best i can because i don’t want to start off being 24 with an overwhelming anxiety for something that won’t be a potential issue until monday. plus i already messaged my boss today to let her know that i’m going to do everything i can to make it work out but just so she’s in the loop and knows of the potential of me not being able to make my morning shifts (one of my coworkers said she’s more than happy to give me a ride for our afternoon shifts which does help relieve some of the stress!) and i told her i’d let her know for sure sunday so that if necessary she can have time to figure out someone to fill in for me in the mornings!
overall: life is weird and i ended being 23 yesterday with a shitty situation but a positive outlook and i am going to enjoy my first day of being 24 no matter what because honestly i fucking earned it. happy friday everyone, i hope it’s a good day for you and me both!
#aritalks#i did cry a little bit when i first woke up because i dont really know what to do about work and also i hate not having a car i can use#not only because of the work aspect but also getting my license when i was 18 gave me a freedom i didn’t have before#and i don’t like having to rely on other people just to like go to the fucking store or something yk#but then my best friend/roommate messaged me happy birthday and i was like fuck it! today is going to be a good day!#the stressful uncertainties can wait until tomorrow#also one of my best friends who hasn’t said happy birthday to me the past two years#(not intentionally im p sure they were just busy on my birthdays the past two years#and then had that moment of ‘oh shit i didnt send a message fuck i think its too late now’ which i totally get bc anxiety things yk)#was one of the first people to message me happy birthday!!#i’m also hoping to still be able to go see my mom and then stay the night at my dads tonight#so i can see both my parents and also my baby siblings for my birthday#my dads working today but after he texted happy birthday i sent him a text asking if he thinks we could still make it work#my mom is asleep still i think (she called me at midnight and left a voicemail singing happy birthday!! but her sleep schedule has been all#over the place recently so i’m waiting until 11:30 to call her which is in like 30 mins)#but she said something yesterday about driving out to me to give me a hug and also bring me my diabetes stuff that got delivered#(her house is my mailing address because i know it’s not going to change bc it’s my great grandparents house that she’s partially inhereting#when my great grandpa dies but since i have moved out of my dads my address has changed twice and i didnt have a mailbox at my last place so#just for the sake of consistency and not having to worry about important shit getting sent to the wrong address i’ve had her house as my#mailing address since i moved out of my dads at 19)#so i think i’m gonna ask her if she can just pick me up instead so i can go to her house w her and hang out with her#and hopefully my dad will be able to at least stop by with my siblings so i can see them too#i’d like to stay the night with them but if we can’t make it happen then i can also stay the night w my mom and hopefully tomorrow figure#out the car situation. might have to rent a car for a week if i can afford it? best case scenario is my moms car can be fixed but i still#dont know whats wrong with it ik there are two potential problems and one is fixable the other is not#the fixable one would cost like $150-$400 to fix depending on if we get a used part or a new one#if its $150-$200 ish i can probably afford to pay for the whole thing or at least most of it#but if its more than that hopefully my dad or one of my family members can help#and i can just pay them back in like $50 increments with my next few paychecks#just realized i said i wouldnt worry abt the car thing today and also i think im at tag limit to i’ll stop now lmao xoxo gossip girl ❤️
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act 1 shri’iia/astarion dynamic where she just walks away every time he tries to hit on her makes me cackle. love pressing the leave option anytime it’s available with her bc I imagine the moment she senses someone is abt to beg for her help (for free????) or someone is gonna clown on her she just straight up leaves 😭😭
#i have to draw early act 1 shri’iia….. first couple of days she is more reclusive and quiet bc she’s figuring out what she should do and if#she can trust these people or not… also she is so scared and paranoid out of her mind she can’t even trance properly#and she can’t communicate well either she’s not fluent in the surface language so there’s a lot of frustration and fear from her ….#only in the third day where she has a better grasp of the situation and the other’s characters that she starts to play up her persona#bc if she doesn’t know how to get back and sticking w the herd is her best bet of survival… she might as well start using these people and#getting them in her side just in case something happens .. she can always get rid of them when they’re not useful anymore 🤭#<- was her line of thought but somewhere down in the underdark lolth is like girl are you fucking stupid#shut up about bg3.
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Astarion was the one who wanted to sacrifice the girl for power so he gets to be the one to eat this hag’s gross fucking hair have fun bb <3
#baldur's gate iii#bg3 astarion#I’m buffing his wisdom because I want him to be ready in case he ever has to make a save#also I think we need it because nobody in my party can perceive for shit#man I really feel like I made all the exact wrong choices in that encounter though#I killed the hag but let mayrina die because I couldn’t figure out how to get her out of the cage#so I reloaded my save and saved mayrina but forgot to toggle off non lethal attacks from when we fought the mind controlled pawns#then I intimidated the hag to both give us power and let mayrina go#but now she’s still alive to hurt more people and mayrina hates me#because her husband is still dead and she’s stuck raising a child she can’t afford#THEN I unpetrified the dwarf but he fucking died immediately from his illness#MAN SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HER BROTHERS ARE DEAD YET
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My eczema is actually driving me out of my mind I swear to fucking god
#i have had this recurring patch of dyshidrotic eczema on my right middle finger for 6 months now (i searched around to find the exact#duration lol)#i looked on the subreddit and my situation is nowhere near as severe as a lot of people’s so i feel very lucky due to that#like there’s people whose entire hands are covered in it and i just have a patch of it on my middle finger#plus a few recurring patches of more ‘average’ eczema/dermatitis#my left pinky knuckle; the space between my left middle and ring finger; the inside of my right wrist; and the outer side of my right hand#are the recurring spots but i don’t get bumps there. just reddened; itchy and cracked skin#the bumps are just on my right middle finger but they drive me CRAZY#i can’t knit or write with a pen while the bumps are there because i’ll burst them and if that happens i Really won’t be able to knit#because it hurts too much#i’m trying to make christmas gifts and the whole side of my middle finger is just a bunch of tiny cuts#i’m so sick of it!!!! it doesn’t seem to respond to my normal steroid cream (betnovate) or my hand lotion (gloves in a bottle)#it has to have been sparked by an allergy but i can’t for the life of me figure out what it is. i first noticed this happening#when i started cooking from scratch a lot earlier this year. i blamed my wooden spoon for rubbing up against the side of my middle finger#but switching to a silicone spoon hasn’t helped. i only started using nail products in like august-september and this had been going on#for months by then. i mean i literally only quit being a lifelong nail biter in late july#i feel like going to the doctor is the only way i’ll get this fixed but i feel embarrassed because it’s SUCH a mild case#like i could absolutely just chuck a band aid on it and get all my christmas gift knitting done. but jesus CHRIST man#maybe i’ll see if i can get hydrocortisone via boots online. it might respond to a different steroid maybe#i have very little faith in antihistamines because this shit was if anything worse during the summer when i was taking fexofenadine#but i might take nytol anyway because fuck this#personal#ETA because i know someone is going to suggest that my pen/needle/spoon grip is stupid and i should adjust it to prevent this:#i have SUCH bad dyspraxia it’s not even funny. learning new motor skills or a new muscle memory takes me such an unbelievably long time#i’d rather put up with the eczema than spend like a year relearning how to knit#the spoon i will try to hold in a more encompassing hand grip and i’ve been trying to avoid handwriting for a long time but needles….. no
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#idk how I became to be a trusted figure but girl girl girl#talking kids down from anxiety attacks wasn’t on my bingo card for this stage of my life#and I love them and I am honored to have their love and trust. it means so much to be a safe space for them#but im also like damn why me lmao what makes me so special and then the love is so much#a 6 yr olds love. a 16 yr olds love. it encompasses so much.#when we enter this world we love out of default and we think it is everlasting and will always be returned#and then the people we love dissappint us and in some cases traumatize the fuck out of us#and then suddenly we have to wade through the real from the fake and the capacities and#realities of why some people can’t show that love the way we need and that’s a lot to handle at such a young age.#shit I dont even have a handle on it.#but anyway. tell people you love them and then find ways to show it.#love is not passive. it is an action and not done without purpose or intention
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sometimes i really wish that the people in court were fictional characters, so i could laugh at their unhinged goofy nonsense instead of just feeling depressed for the innocent people putting up with them
#taz talks#family law is really something#i’ve been here two months and i have STORIES about some unhinged weirdos who have shown up to plead their cases#but it’s hard to find them funny even when they’re objectively funny because it’s just so sad to think abt the consequences#yeah the dude ranting and raving sounds silly but there are real children having to live with this#and so many of these people need help that they don’t know or can’t afford to get#and being pro se is almost always a terrible idea but so many people don’t have a better option#it’s a crash course in the worst ways humans treat each other when they think they’re about to lose everything#and a crash course in the weirdest and most intense people in the county#reasonable healthy people do not end up in front of a judge for custody and divorce stuff#reasonable healthy people talk their shit out and sign a PSA and go home#so circuit court family law hearings self select for the people who aren’t smart stable mature sober or rational enough to figure it out#i really admire the attorneys we see at these hearings. they put up with SO MUCH#the first famlaw hearing i attended involved a pro se litigant literally pointing fingers and shouting at OC while calling her rude names#and that attorney kept a straight poker face and weathered the whole storm and played it off like she didn’t give a single fuck#and that is how i aspire to be tbh#i doubt ill ever manage it but it’s really impressive and admirable#anyone who can sit still without flinching through that kind of thing has nerves of steel and deserves an award
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#heavy fucking sigh#they finally uploaded my case online#the total amount I have to pay is $368#my heart fucking sank#idk what to do#idk how I’m going to do it#I want to fight it but also know the court is going to probably laugh in my face#and then I’ll have to pay more fees and fines#I just wish I could go back and redo that entire day/situation#I seriously have no clue what to do#genuinely wish I could find those fucking state troopers and talk to them#I just#don’t understand how someone can sleep at night knowing they ruin people’s lives#I just don’t#I’m going to try and figure out how to deal with this without telling my parents#cause once I do I have no clue what will happen#I’m so fucked#why can’t I ever catch a fucking break#shut up rosie
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