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I don't know shit about one piece, all I know is that one piece artists will drop the rawest fucking art I have ever seen in my life and then I'll look at how the actual character is designed in the source material, and it's like this
#one piece#like seriously#i just saw art of luffy that was so insanely#raw#but he looks like#the dorkiest little weirdo in all of manga#in canon i mean#one piece artists are nuts#posts that wont do well bc it might sound complimentary but its also insulting#im insulting the mangaka#this is an embarrassing way to draw women#the fuck is wrong with her body
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The Seven + Two: How Would They Scream?
Jason: yelps, sort of like a wolf. That’s the best way to describe it. Definitely Lupa’s influence.
Piper: scream has been described as ‘melodic’ and ‘evocative’. Nobody knows what that means because they’ve never heard her scream.
Leo: Screams like he’s in a gory horror. Does it for the heck of it.
Percy: Screeches. Very shrill. Might burst a few eardrums if not careful. Does it for the heck of it.
Annabeth: Opens her mouth and makes extremely horrified expression but no sound comes out. Would use an image of her as an art reference.
Frank: screams with his whole body. Jumps surprisingly high. Might transform into an animal.
Hazel: only ever gasps, no matter what. Perfect for a film noir.
Nico: screams in lower—maybe even lowest—case. Startles easily.
Reyna: Will punch whatever it is before screaming. Expletives follow shortly after. Doesn’t startle easily.
[BONUS]
Coach Hedge: bleats loudly. Most likely to play dead; does it every single time.
Festus: Just like Leo except breathes fire. Both almost got banned from horror night. Multiple times.
#pjo#hoo#Jason Grace#Nico Di Angelo#Piper McLean#Coach Hedge#don’t really feel like tagging the rest#Festus the Dragon#Leo Valdez#don’t ask what inspired this#just tell me whether you agree or not and why#sort of ignoring canon here cause I’m not sure if Piper has ever screamed or not#in canon I mean#reyna avila ramirez arellano#RARA cause we love that
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Thinking about Salad in my Best Men AU and how Eddie is a man who is subconsciously obsessed with getting his son a step-parent to complete the perceived void of a Second Parent vs Sal who is completely divorced from the idea of a future partner being a parental figure for his daughter and doesn't even want Eddie and his daughter to meet....
#they need to five Eddie a love interest that's also a single parent#in canon i mean#saleddie#salad#five?#GIVE
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SO I stumbled on my first cishet couple I actually ship in one piece (Sanji and Pudding because they are both absolute idiots in ways that compliment each other), went to tags And I found out people actively ship Luffy/Nami, which. Ok cool everyone ships what they want. ...but then I saw long post after long post insisting that they are Canon and End Game.
Which. Yikes.
My brain actually imploded a bit ngl. Especially as at this point we’ve seen Oda is actually half decent at romance set up when he tries and realizing what people used to insist on it is like. Times when they are vaguely in the same panel but not even right next to each other, or Nami acting towards Luffy like everyone in the crew does, or Luffy acting towards Nami like he does everyone in the crew T_T I mean dude if we are making End Game arguments with stuff like that Sanji/Luffy is more than end game at this point (and no I don’t ship them).
But sidenote this is why one of my ships is just The Thousand Sunny aka all these bitches are dating each other it’s a huge ass polycule. Because the dynamics are SO GOOD between everyone like hell.
#fandom rambles#Like with how good a writer Oda is if he wanted it to be canon there would be WAY more set up#especially as we are in the final saga now#tbh at this point I don't want Luffy to end up with anyone#in canon I mean#fanfics are fair game#Also I say first cishet couple but like I just mean 'as far as we know' tho Sanji being genderqueer is a reading with a ton of evidence#why do people take shipping so seriously btw#like my dudes chill these are paper dolls we are making kiss
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no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity
#we used to be a proper country#or something#this post is brought to you by me coming back from work and being like okay what now 🧍🏻♂️#i mean obviously i have stuff to do but these are just chores and what i need what i have been programmed to need is a 40 minute long#episode of stupid cw show with a gay ship that's never gonna go canon... :(((#tumblr#fandom
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Little Gummi and his mummi
#toad’s notes#The amazing digital circus#tadc#gummigoo#What do you mean this isn’t canon#I gave her a candy apron#tadc gummigoo
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That was Michael’s room in FNAF 4,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf 4#micheal afton#jeremy fitzgerald#bonnie bully#mangle#this is unserious#but I want I believe#I KNOW this room brings up a lot of different theories#well my theory it’s Michael’s#my evidence is obviously as a foxy liker he’d like mangle too#also just cause it’s pink means nothing#Michael likes soap operas canonically#he’s girlypop at heart
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Have a meme because I have no self control
Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)
I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏
Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):
#WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE A BOWTIE#As usual my handwriting is dogshit hope u enjoy the meme <3#I know Charlie is bi but that also means she likes girls so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#Lucifer has a ‘tHIS biTCH’ expression specially for alastor it’s canon viv told me#hazbin#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel art#hazbin hotel 2024#hazbin art#hazbin lucifer#hazbin angel dust#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin charlie#hazbin chaggie#hazbin hotel alastor#radio demon#vivziepop#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel anthony#angel dust#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel husk#husker#chaggie#charlie x vaggie#thorium.art
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ghost doesn't think he hears you correctly, not at first. there's a ringing that's still in his ears from the bullet he nearly ate earlier. (cw: dubcon, 18+)
"wot?"
"can you please please please--pretend to be my boyfriend--just for one minute--!"
"heyyy, sunshine," a nasty little voice sings. you spin around, cowering by the bar, just as someone a little too drunk and a little too big comes into your space. you scoot away from him, but he's coming closer, leaning over you, and ghost tilts his head to the side as he watches the way you flinch at the stink of his breath.
ghost fits into the space at your back quite easily. your back arches a little as his big hand finds the bend of your waist, and you squeak a little when he forces you back, pressing your ass against his pelvis as he tucks you into his shadow.
"who's this fuckin' nitwit?" ghost mutters, clicking his tongue under his mask. you swallow, blinking up at the man, shrugging as you try and press yourself a little closer against his heat.
"i-i dunno," you whisper, and it's shaky, afraid. "h-he won't stop...following me."
"tha' right?" ghost hums, and you're so afraid of the man in front of you that you don't really register the way ghost's big hand is slipping lower, over the curve of your denim jeans and squeezing the fat of your ass that fills the palm of his hand all too nicely. "ya botherin' 'er?"
the man swallows a little, hiccuping. he stands up straighter, a little more sober, and he just shrugs as he takes another swig of his beer.
"just...she's so pretty, ya know--agh!"
ghost reaches over and grips him by the fat of his neck. he squeezes hard, drawing him closer, would be spitting in his face if he wasn't wearing the balaclava over his head.
"'f i see ya around 'er again, i'll paint the fuckin' walls with y'r teeth, mate, yeah? now get outta my fuckin' sight before i do it just for fun."
when ghost lets him go, he struggles to breathe, holding onto the bar and coughing as he scrambles to put distance between you. you shake a little, turning towards the bar, picking up what you assume is his drink and sipping it slowly to try and calm the nerves. you close your eyes gently, shaking your head.
"thank you," you say softly. "i-i couldn't shake him off, he was following me everywhere, i..." you turn your head and meet his eyes, smiling up at him. "that was really nice of you. i'm...sorry if i caused you any trouble."
ghost tilts his head to the side, fitting himself back behind you. he reaches over, putting both arms on either side of you and leaning over one shoulder, breathing hot against your neck.
"wot you mean?" he murmurs, and you blink, not understanding.
"for pretending to..." you laugh a little, looking into his eyes. "just...it was nice of you to do that. to pretend like that, i--"
"dunno wot y'r talkin' about," ghost chuckles, and you seize when he reaches down between you, cupping you between the legs as he palms at your pussy over your jeans. you keen a little, leaning into his touch, nasty brute pressing two fingers against where you're most sensitive and forcing your ass back against him, where he's hard, chubbed up since he first saw you, leaking into his cargos.
"i-i--" your eyes are wide, but you don't pull away, don't push him back--why am i not running? why can't i leave? what's happening to me--
"i wasn't pretending. were you?"
#i mean this is canon#this is how dark!ghost picks up girls#he sends johnny after them so they have to resort to the scariest guy in the room#works every time :D#but im a freak and would give in js#like i say dubcon but im into it if its ghost ok ok#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#ghost mw2#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#ghost mwii#ghost x reader#cod#call of duty#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut#simon thoughts#dark!ghost#dark!simon
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True pacifist ending.
#undertale#undertale fanart#grillby#frisk#frisk undertale#im such a fake ass grillby fan i legit didn't know this mf SPOKE CANONICALLY??? EVEN IF IT WAS LIKE 2 WORDS.#anyway um i cried rivers first of all bc he spoke second of all bc i started tweaking bad#familial or genuinely good friends frisk & grillby make my day tbh i love them sm#that “good job” means sm to me DON'T EVEN JOKE BRU
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#I saw this on twitter and oh my god it’s canon#I need a scene of vi sleeping with maddie#Unpopular opinion but I dont hate Maddie at all#I mean it’s Caitlyn#if I had a shot I’d shot it to#twitter meme#league of legends vi#arcane league of legends#league of lesbians#arcane#vi arcane#arcane vi#league of legends arcane#vi league of legends#maddie arcane#maddie nolan#maddie and vi#arcane 2#arcane season 2#arcane caitvi#caitvi#maddie x Caitlyn#vi x caitlyn#caitlyn x vi#season 2 arcane
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the question, you see, is not ‘is it too ooc for this character to cry’ but rather ‘what circumstances would push this character to cry’
this is the whump wisdom, go forth and make that character cry
#gav gab#‘it’s sooooooo ooc to make that character cry’ no you see I think it is ooc#to put this character through absolute unimaginable hell physically and emotionally#and NOT let them cry about it#sometimes canon framing and media format and genre#limit the ability to let a character emotionally Feel all the insanely traumatic shit that’s happened to them#that doesn’t mean that in a different medium or genre exploring these things#it would be ooc for them to do so#send tweet. let those characters feel and emote. it’s not ooc or cringe and anyone who tells you it is is a reductive dick
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Bruce is a overprotective and kind of strict parent, but he is very lax in some domains where other parents wouldn't. Here are some examples:
His kids stealing money from him. You will never catch Bruce Wayne lecturing his kids for taking his money. In the Arkhamverse, Jason steals 5 millions from Bruce's bank account to buy his army, and the problems for Bruce are: he didn't know it was Jason so it stressed him a bit, and Jason used it to buy an army.
Stealing from him in general. What is his is theirs. Unless it's dangerous. (Cars are death machines for his anxious self, which is why buying another batmobile for the young justice is not acceptable, or is kids taking it for a ride. He did made Redbird for Tim as a gift for when he got his license.)
Stealing from the cops (he has done it himself so many times)
Stealing money from rich people. In Knightfall, Bruce meets a British vigilante named Hood who steals from the rich to give to the poor, and Bruce had NO problems with that. He likes the young man. Stealing possessions is an issue tho. (Dick should follow his Robin Hood's dream, his father is fine with that)
Hacking into government facilities or anything really. Unless it's to harm an innocent civilian, like a classmate, he will not say anything. Hacking the FBI? Good. Hacking a russian mafia? Ok. As long as they do it safely and follow Barbara's instructions, it's fine.
Lying to him. Bruce is always impressed when he realizes one of his kids lied to him and he believed them. He's the Batman, after all, they have been able to fool the Batman. When he learns that Tim invented a fake uncle, he is proud of him and he tells him such, because he made the Batman believed it.
#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#cass cain#duke thomas#dc comics#my ramblings#bruce “what are you doing?” tim “hacking the pentagon” bruce “that's great sweetie”#my examples based in canon does not mean that canon always follow this logic it's my interpretation#I'm saying that before I get attacked#also as someone with an anxiety disorder: cars are death machines and I don’t trust half of the drivers on this earth
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I've been making a collection of aa4 lines that make me lose my entire mind
#the amount of times I've said 'and a sixth person could help!'#yeah I know ive posted half of these already#but now theyre bundled together for your convenience!#I mean I headcanon apollo is an anglesized version of his name. but thats not canon#making 'I call him Apollo' THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING PHOENIX HAS EVER SAID#spk plays apollo justice#apollo justice#apollo justice ace attorney#aa4#aj aa#kristoph gavin#trucy wright#klavier gavin#daryan crescend#phoenix wright
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trans intepretations of sanji do not exist disconnected from canon- sanjis entire character is about the ambiguity of gender.
#modposts#i think youre misunderstanding him if you think his character is disconnected from trans interpretations of him. like if you think hes cis#youre wrong. but he isnt trans either#in canon i mean#hes some secret third thing. gender ambiguous
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“Chuuya wasn’t in Dark Era, why is he in this art??”
wdym, he’s right here 🤨
#this is obviously just a hc & not confirmed canon but i mean lbr… who ELSE would Dazai be playing video games with???#also Dazai basically only gets worked up enough to curse when it involves Chuuya sooo 😭#don’t even get me started on the symbolism of the way he’s wearing his coat-#anyway it’s one of my favorite hcs & it’s canon to me hehe :’)#rambling about bsd again#bsd#bungou stray dogs#skk#soukoku#bsd dark era#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#bsd chuuya#nakahara chuuya#bsd hcs
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