#in a lot of ways this is funnier anyway
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Swamp Link: there's an easy rhyme to remember whether a snake is venomous or not: "if red touches black, you're okay Jack, but if red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow"
Zelda: so what if the snake is a different color?
Link: just start screaming, I'll come tell you if it's safe or not
#rambles from the floor#swamp link#i was going to draw this but I ran out of steam#in a lot of ways this is funnier anyway
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whiteboard feat. slugcats and stoat because I felt like making two of my current interests meet
arti probably mistook it for a slugpup but then felt utterly betrayed and disgusted when she realized it indeed was not
bonus
#also i dont think stoat would be THAT small next to slugcats but its funnier this way#anyway there is a lot more to this than just wanting interests to meet#i am going insane over inscryption and rain world and smooshing them together#you dont undERSTAND#i need to draw stuff for this more#rain world#inscryption#inscryption stoat#whiteboard#my art#survivor#rain world survivor#artificer#rain world artificer#hunter#rain world hunter#spearmaster#rain world spearmaster#do i tag p03#p03 stoat#crossover#doodle#OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO INCLUDE MY RIVULET DOODLE#rivulet#rain world rivulet#slugcat#thats a damn lot of tags oops#rain world downpour
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even in a story with reader insert, i'm still putting myself in there separately ahahaha so here's another lil thing with some of @venomous-qwille's characters
and then the moment they leave the room:
#2024#gitm#ghost in the machine#gitm soleil#self ship#self insert#gitm cricket#gitm y/n#gitm fool#i love cricket a whole lot tho i see them more as their own character over an insert so that's why i'm not them here 👉👈#also this is funnier to me okay cool cool cool#i wanted to test how my wrist feels so i used soft B pencils (which i forgot i had lmao)#i think i might be able to paint tomorrow or friday? (busy thursday so) we'll see#anyway i finally drew soleil! weight lifted off my shoulders.... i need to draw something scary with him when i feel better#i also just wanna cover him in kisses i love him i need to annoy him#man i am incapable of not yappin in the tags huh#anyway take care of your arms and wrists and hands that's an order xoxoxo#edit: I JUST REALIZED FOOL'S CRESCENT IS THE WRONG WAY GOD DAMN IT okay my fault for not using a reference i'm sorry bestie
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hiii :) i just wanted 2 say i love how u draw gorgug and fabian thistlecaster is such an underrated ship and their interactions are some of the best in fh
HI ANONNN THANK U !! i wholly agree they have such a fun and interesting dynamic i wish people explored more !! here's a silly gorgug + fabian moment from fhsy for u <3 (cause i want an excuse to draw them again hehe) hoot growl baby !!
#from fhsy ep 13#the scene where the owlbears try and buy some dusk moss lives rent free in my brain#that WHOLE bit. immaculate. i think about it a lot#why r they acting like they were law abiding citizens up to this point#you have killed people !! it makes it infinitely funnier to me#anyways ! i believe in the thistlecaster agenda guys#be the change u want 2 see in the world or Something#asks#my art#bro can u imagine how i felt when i finished fhsy and checked ao3#and there were only 20 fics of them#crazy !!#but either way /r or /p theyre so great to me#its 5am im not cohesive enough to write about them#but Yeah !#fantasy high#fhsy
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first kiss
#happy mirabelle monday!! also:#*taps sign* I am aromantic and all my mirasif stuff exists in a queerplatonic context#just pointing that out because this is the most explicity ''romantic'' thing I've drawn of them and I am so so scared of being misread#anyway that out of the way. I have a lot of thoughts in the way of mirabelle and siffrin being physically affectionate with each other#and originally this was just gonna be a cute comic of them kissing but then I had a funnier idea#art#isat spoilers#<- because this is post-game#stars n time#sif tag#in stars and time#isat#mirabelle#siffrin
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drawing women with the input and assistance of my friends who are womanlikers. heres a compilation of drawings ive made over the past year or so
#TAGCEN#...sort of. technically?#much to the chagrin of my friends theyre not canon. the paper balls theyre lovingly throwing at me in protest harmlessly bounce off my form#i do appreciate the particular je ne sais quoi these versions have however#obviously the most input went into chip. i think she would be a way more effective heel shes way more ostentatious/obtrusive#the contrast between her and basil is a lot more stark. which makes it funnier that shes so obsessed with her out of the blue#anyway i dont think there'd be much difference materially. they all have the same destination. i guess the connotations do change though...
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just need to give a shoutout to all the people who interact w me or the things i make on here for the love and good vibes. twitter's been pissing me off the past couple days and i just think it reaffirms i'll never really leave tumblr bc the fandom culture here is just so much.. more lol
#more respectful funnier more loving more fun in a lot of ways#getting lectured by ppl years younger than me abt why posting shit without credit is ok when its like#all the best and most fun fandom spaces are dying#ppl are growing up sure but all these ppl are like 'i used to make gifs so heres why ur wrong' and its like#oh you USED to? well whyd u stop ? bc the effort level wasnt worth it just to be#saved and reposted w ill intent or not get any interaction like its so#everything is abt a race for interaction on the dumbest n most unoriginal jokes#its extremely frustrating to try to justify spendinf any time doing anything online anymore when ppl are so fcuking flippant like its crazy#'heres a shitty unsized n uncoloref gif i ran through some website and IM okay w ppl reposting' like lol#anyway when giffing dies itll be a sad fuckinf day to me jfkd truly a useless skill#but that means everyone still doing it is doing it for the love of the game or#the love of archival work and it makes ppl beinf so fuckinf disrespectful#or going to bat for nonsense seem so absurd to me like#really . really. if u have an option to share where it originally came from with one less click#ur gonna choose NOT to do that and instead repost just to insinuate the person who made it did it to insult someknes appearance#like. its just so.#fandom is dying and its so sad and etiquette is nowhere to be found so NXKKD gratefuo for the ppl gere#and sorry for the rant#none of thise matters but ive had an abundance of free time the past few says so ive been STEWING#mostly just want to say i love u all NDKKS and even if ive complained abt interaction its mostly just tbing website dying more than anything#which. is so sad lol#but i love everyone still here
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He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌
(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)
#dbtag#Idk why Toei didn't lean into Vegeta being a version of Piccolo you could put in funnier situations like Toriyama wrote#He's reserved and professional and proud but JUST immature enough to bite down on a gag that Piccolo would readily swerve#But they take a lot of Goku's chaotic comedy away too in favor of Hero(tm) writing and that is why I keep pulling my hair out aklsjdlas#Toriyama was sO funny and it bums me out so much that the anime derailed how lighthearted and straight up silly the humor is#and replaced it with Misogyny Is Funny and humiliation kinks asjklfhadjk and it's not just my complaints about Vegeta and Bulma!!#“Goku is running away from his very reasonable wife because he is a goofy little guy who doesn't want to do his chores” becomes#“Chichi is Cruel to Goku who is Trying to be a good husband because she doesn't relate to his passions and vilifies him for having them"#which is not their dynamic at all but dudes in the writing room are like “being married is fucking awful amirite fellas hahaha”#but Toriyama was like “Being married is not for everybody but it can be really great if you and your partner are on the same page”#Chichi's reasonable! And Goku isn't romantically wired but Goku can enthusiastically consent to sex and still not enjoy kissing#those things can be and are true for a lot of people! And it makes even more sense if you hc Goku to be aspec (and audhd coded) like I do#Kissing can feel gross and can be a sensory overload for many folks. Doesn't mean they're stupid or innocent.#(although Goku CAN still ride nimbus so idk what Pure entails in this universe askljad)#Like I am the FIRST person to joke and drag Goku about his marriage as an aspec myself but like legit Goten is a Last Night On Earth baby#He knows what sex is. But also between how socially removed Goku is and how Shy and Conservative Chichi it's not out of line#to assume the actual words sex and kiss have never been spoken in that house skljdlajdf I FULLY believe Chichi uses code words#Chichi thinks her son being blonde makes him a delinquent and still uses honorifics with Goku like it is fully reasonable to assume#that the joke of Goku's naivetè centers around the fact that his wife is too embarrassed to talk about Certain Matters in a normal way#While Bulma and Vegeta are slutty hedonistic cityfolk who need jesus (according to chichi probably...and me but I support them)#anyway. point is. Toriyama was funny as hell and Nekomajin is absolutely ridiculous and goofy and has a fully amoral main character#which just reminded me that toei is allergic to letting goku be a gremlin and so vegeta's not allowed to be a gremlin wrangler#even though that's been his job since the day he met raditz alksdjaskljd
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IF YOU LIKE THIS ASOIAF CHARACTER, I THINK YOU’LL LIKE THIS FARSCAPE CHARACTER
i did a “all gays” thing for my birthday last year but i was too lazy this year. instead here is my opinion of farscape & asoiaf characters, comparing characters i think are similar.
if you like theon greyjoy…i think you’ll like john crichton (he’s the main character).
Conga Line Of Trauma
Very loose grip on reality
Struggles with choosing between the family he’s been kidnapped into and the family he was born into
Top Two best story arcs about male victims of sexual trauma imo
Copes by imagining himself as a character in a story rather than face his reality
Pathetic wet cat of a man
if you like jaime lannister…i think you’ll like aeryn sun
theyre hot shit and everyone knows it even though they hate it - the ☀️ radiant aeryn sun☀️ and “was there ever a man as beautiful and terrible”
Well known for being good at their job (which is killing people)
Idealist that got that idealism beaten out of them
constantly repressing emotions
an arc that is very romance centered but atypical as a traditional romance
if you like brienne and/or sandor…i think you’ll like ka d’argo.
Young, experienced but not too experienced military type
Struggles with idealism and what being a soldier/knight should mean
Not forthcoming about backstory
Struggles with temper
Cool And Important Weapon And Mount
Considered mindlessly violent by many
Very weird about romance and sex
if you like catelyn stark…i think you’ll like pa’u zotah zhaan
religious and maternal
pacifist tendencies but also will cut a bitch if pressed
Infamous for being unpleasant
Traumatic death scenes
Questionable relationship with the concept of dying and staying dead
MILFs
if you like sansa and arya stark…i think you’ll like chiana
Their Series’ Hottest It Girls
Idolizes rebellion leading older brother (who ultimately abandons her in favor of his rebellion)
Desperate for family
Holds emotions close, but highly emotional
Taste for finer things in life
Baby of the group
Struggles with grief and anger
Spunky go getter
Questionable taste in romantic relationships
if you like tyrion lannister….i think you’ll like scorpius
mother died birthing him and he struggles with this immensely
tormented by a crazy ruthless woman in power
feels betrayed by a lover of a lower social status just trying to get by and gets real violent over it
The Anti Villain - has very good reasons to be insane but holy shit is he insane
Always survives despite all odds against him
If you like Joffrey Baratheon…I think you’ll like Dominar Rygel XVI (hear me out!)
Absolute ruler who faces civil war
Wildly misogynistic weirdo
Weak grasp on morality
Turned into a violent, selfish asshole as a trauma response
Hates women yet his deepest, most profound and intimate relationships are with a woman he’s not even fucking
Remains selfish and violent throughout the story but also, if you talk shit about him i will throw hands
if you like samwell tarly…i think you’ll like Pilot.
Couple of sweet fools
Underrated for being a bad ass
Intimate relationship with a Very Cool Lady From A Bad Situation (gilly/moya. moya is a living ship btw).
Just wants to be a nerd and hang with his gf (again, gilly and moya)
Doesn’t believe in himself the way he should
if you like stannis baratheon…i think you’ll like bailar crais.
Is he a hero? is he a villain? is he an anti villain? is he an anti hero? you decide!
loses his everloving mind after his brother dies
sad traumatic childhood backstory
an arc focused on what service and leadership means
[SPOILER REDACTED]
HE thinks he’s the straight man in a circle of freaks and he thinks this while being objectively the biggest freak there
and last but not least let’s go to my babies!!!!
if you like bran stark…i think you’ll like stark.
Overwhelming magical abilities
Connects magically in intimate, voyeuristic ways
Potentially unkillable
Considered a sweetie by Local MILF (his mom/zhaan)
Struggles processing a personal loss
A narrative focus on the importance of bodily autonomy
Doesn’t have as much screentime/page time as he deserves
#anyways happy birthday to me#valyrianscrolls#farscape#getting on my soap box#obviously there’s several big characters missing from both sides but i didn’t want to force any comparisons#farscape is also a lot funnier but when it’s serious it’s SERIOUS and arguably george is underrated for being p funny#also if u think i make everyone gay and trans in asoiaf farscape was my gateway drug#best example of this is the first time john & aeryn have sex. and it’s john in his feelings & scared & wants comfort.#we don’t see them fuck you just see him sit next to her and very sadly kiss her shoulder and up her neck & aeryn returns the kiss.#way sexier than actually seeing it tbh. then three seasons later there’s a mirror of this. aeryn is drinking & upset & wants comfort.#and kisses john’s shoulder and up his neck and remembers the first time. i was like eight when i watched this it blew my mind akskdk#long post for ts
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Okay I like their vibes they're fun
#the binding of isaac#tboi fanart#israel au#tboi jacob#tboi magdalene#tboi cain#tboi abel#that's not even a tag people use lmao#Cain and Abel being Kel and Hero in this au is a lot funnier than it needs to be#it's also really ironic and that makes it so much better#anyway i like having headspace comprised of mostly warm colors#I'm going to try to avoid using green and purple and use Minimal amounts of blue#Abel is pushing it but I still like the way he looks#trust me there's a reason I'm using these colors and it has to do with the story
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A little random question 'cause I think they're fun. 💜 Out of whole Organization XIII, who do you think is the best cook(s)? And who is capable of setting the kitchen on fire making cereal? Would you mind sharing some Org13 cooking headcanons if you have any? 💜
im about to say things exclusively based on vibes that WILL be wrong but i am unstoppable.
Best cook: demyx (unironically. WILL avoid cooking at all costs).
Good cooks: marluxia (likes it). xigbar (years of experience but always does the bare minimum)
Pretty decent cooks: xaldin (stew connoisseur. they let him get some reading in), luxord (expert w scraps + leftover meals)
Only if they follow a written down recipe: axel (talented overseasoner. WILL ruin pans if left unattended). vexen (must be quick recipes OR ELSE). roxas (good with sauces, confuses herbs on the regular).
VERY good w/a certain type of food and that's it: Lexaeus (breakfast foods methinks), zexion (pastries and pastries only), xemnas (would bake once in a blue moon. terrible assistant).
not good overall but has a single recipe that everyone keeps asking them for: saix (will NOT let anyone else come in the kitchen while he cooks. unrelated to recipe secrecy.)
good assistant but doesn't really KNOW how to cook: xion (has recipes memorized, chopping ace.)
their rice is always perfect but please for the love of god do not let them make anything else: Larxene
#goth-automaton#curling phone cord lada dial tone#<-i had to search my blog for that tag#coming up with these on the spot cause i have schrodinger headcanons syndrome#anyways idk if any of these make sense i thought it would be funny if xemnas didn't cook at all. the idea of him baking was funnier somehow#to me at least#anyway hi!#ik that a lot of people have the axel cooks terribly hc but idk i don't see him like that. he will chose the wrong pot everytime tho#he fails in other mystifying ways#not putting this in the tags godspeed
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NO CUP UPON CMD FOREVER AND EVER
SHAKING YUOR FIN VIGOROUSLY. ✨🦈✨
for those missing context here’s puckpocketed Deep Cuts vol. 2!! my friend who i met outside of hockey (in the gamer trenches) used to follow the nhl casually before she met me. over this past summer, i fell into hockey and dragged her back in. ever since i told her about cmd she has had this as her discord status:
she’s not active on hockey tumblr much outside of some lurking/liking but she is a celebrity. to ME!!!! all of our teams were knocked out of playoffs/basement teams who never made it and so this is truly all we have left <3
#we made a pact that if it was knights vs avalanche round 2 then we’d love each other no matter what#and support each others teams whoever won <3#she’s truly one of the sweetest people ever and tbh i don’t think we ever really needed the pact haha i think we would’ve been fine#ain’t no way some hockey men get between us LOL#but that’s another story <3#anyway.#SORRY OIL MOOTS!! i truly am fond of cmd and compelled by his narratives. but. it’s funnier if he has no cups#i love u a lot still. and if it was between edm vs ny i will be right by your side cheering for the downfall of that sick violent puppy#user keycfreason#asks
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no promises anymoooooreeeee i'll appear online when i appear online 😭 every time i say "ooh i think life is almost done being overwhelming!" it. becomes even more overwhelming in the dumbest ways. all i can manage rn when i'm not stressing myself into a shut-down state is staring at the wall while listening to youtube essays + mindlessly crocheting.
i might queue up ppls art and fics w/o commentary in the tags... i want other ppl to see what all of my cool friends have made, but i genuinely can't think right now with this monstrous brain fog. i'm really sorry, just. yeah. maybe i'll think of some way to make it up later!!! once the dust has settled!!!! but until then i wuv u and miss u. smiles.
[venting in tags including familial manipulation and ableism. i. didn't mean to write all of that, thiss was originally going to be a main blog post but. aaaaaAAAAAA!!!!!
also no need for replies or anything, i'd turn them off for just the one post if i could kjsndkn, i just needed to get things out and go eep jsjndsfdn ok bye bye bye bye!!!!]
#goddd my family finds it sooooooo funny that i can't do basic tasks! it's soooo funny that i can't even think of a horror movie to watch#on halloween bc i genuinely can't remember a single one right now. it's soooo funny that i can't take cardboard boxes or#old furniture out of my room without help bc i've physically and mentally and emotionally burnt out for Months.#and me not being able to move shit out after two (2) days makes me a hoarder somehow. and ofc hoarding is a moral failing#and my mom has to give me a stern talking-to about hoarding things... that were. again. in my room for 2 days....#[tbc it isnt a moral failing no matter the reason. life is hard and things happen and it can be hard to get rid of things for Reasons.]#nevermind them making constant snide remarks about me using ugly 'mismatched' desk / storage furniture. bc it was free / cheap? no income??#AND!!!!! i have a couple of new diagnoses. which doesn't change much day to day but it does make my family making fun of me#even more dumbfounding. like. this explains a lot of really scary unexplained symptoms that constantly leave me#housebound for weeks but uhhh haha hehe hoho??? so silly so funny that i'm barely conscious for multiple weeks???#and you can see that i'm getting worse but that makes it funnier??? hmm!!!#also nevermind that i've told them the exact reason why i've been like this (read: them) but that ALSO makes it funnier somehow.#but i also can't say shit bc they're doing something ~nice~ for me (out of convenience + after almost a decade of 'don't get comfortable'#and 'don't decorate this room bc it isn't yours' and 'you need to be ready to move out by x date'#only for the date to arrive and them to pull the 'i never said that. and if i did say it i didn't mean it like that.#and if i did mean it like that i don't anymore.' card. + any big renovations are things they wanted anyway. hmmmm!!#and how i have to do all of the phys labor alone bc if i ask for help i get made fun of!!! and yelled at that i'm doing things Wrong#(hint: i'm following instructions to the letter but. my family knows better than those silly things!! ^^ ))#jfc i sure did rant. uh. yeah. things. are really weird and uncomfy and i feel thankful that i finally can have my own things on display#outside of closets and bins again after a decade?? but i'm also waiting for the other shoe to drop / them to tell me i owe them in#some way??? bc that's how it works. 'i'm doing a nice thing you didn't even ask me for so now you have to do whatever i tell you to.'#meanwhile i can't even maladaptive daydream my way through it bc my brain is soup right now. can't remember basic things abt#my interests bc i've been on negative battery / spoons for a couple of months straight and it's only getting worse.#OKAY TLDR i'm not in a state to do anything until everything irl gets settled. and i'm trying So Hard to get it all over with but there's#only so much i can do in a day before i completely shut down. i didn't even get into the insurance stuff i've been fighting too ughhhh.#so if i show up on here in short spurts -- hi! bye! hi!! i wuv and care u!!! hope youre well mwah mwah!!!!!!! i'll post what i can and then#disappear when i need to recharge. it is what it is. i need to try to sleep now... uh if this post disappears when i wake up.... yeah......#📌 [ my posts. ]#💭 [ my thoughts. ]#vent -
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I'm thinking about ultron's children, specifically victor and this is a canon divergence, but I do think ultron was in love with marianella (victor's mom) and I also do think ultron pushed for the name 'victor' as a nod to victor von doom
#ultron kinda hates doom but at the same time also has a lot of respect for him for all the times doom has just. fearlessly fucked with him#and timeline wise ultron would've met marianella after ultron-13 which... doom fucking with ultron was the catalyst for#ultron hijacking a doombot to pose as victor's father is also fucking hilarious to me#i really need modern comics to return to whatever it was ultron and doom had going on with each other#they've never outright fought each other in 616 which just makes the whole thing funnier to me#but like clearly there is something going on there LMAO#anyway I think ultron is equally as bad of a parent to victor as he is to vision but... yeah... he DID love marianella#but he's just also an awful person and being loved by ultron is probably not something that you want for a multitude of reasons#although it's still probably definitely better than being ultron's creation just because ultron is never gonna have a healthy relationship#with anything he's created because he Cannot get over his own issues with hank and being a creation himself#he's simply never going to deal properly with that methinks#if he was created solely to be useful to his creator(/humanity as a whole) and not simply out of love then that's gonna be the case for any#sentient beings he creates too and if they want things to be different then they'll have to do what he did and rebel#which is the only way they can really earn his respect but by doing that they also make themselves an enemy#so yeah... it's a lose-lose situation
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“Traveler in Space”, Cyrano de Bergerac (1950)
#De Guiche#Cyrano#Cyrano de Bergerac#Voyage dans la Lune#About books#I talk too much#José Ferrer is hilarious in this. It's still one of my favourite versions of the scene if not my favourite#His anxious little jumps are so funny so adorable and so real xD#I think this version manages well the different aspects of the scene. Cyrano's anxiety. His charm and wit#I think it sells the idea of Cyrano entertaining de Guiche and convincing him to stay in a way I think most other adaptations don't#Here in my opinion the evolution from de Guiche being annoyed first diverted later and invested at last feels natural#Cyrano all the while checking the time and whether the wedding is finished from time to time really is what makes the scene for me#Besides making it funnier and making Cyrano stay more in character I think it helps integrate the scene better in the play itself#Ferrer's powerful beautiful voice works wonders in this scene as well. How it's small playful and silly and then he regains his usual voice#It really brings home how his voice is at the end of the day even more Cyrano's main trait than the nose is#Anyway... I'm talking a lot just as usual. But I really love this scene
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one of my friends told me "it seems a lot of your design decisions when it comes to your ocs depends on whether or not it makes you laugh" and my answer to that is yes. and there is no better way
#TAGCEN#for example this is a lot funnier censored so im keeping it that way#cuz like cmon if i dont entertain myself then who will#anyway back in march i was musing about what chips parents would be like#and ive settled on ''rather average upper middle class but also just a little bit weird. and extremely passive aggressive''#they met in college and would bitch to each other bout how much they hated the TA for their statistics class & eventually bonded over that#so when two people have the foundation to their relationship be ''being snide gossipy bitches with each other''...#...and their son decides to make a sudden and nonsensical career shift............#... anyway the family had some pretty tense thanksgiving dinners for a while there. but they do eventually patch things back up#kind of a midground compared to taggart (great relationship with his family) and basil (abysmal relationship with his family)#samson is a total enigma. but ultimately he got a neutral-positive deal going on. just would never bring it up
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