#imma either celebrate or cry

[buddhaphoenix2021]

Almost 8 o clock and only ONE trick or treater?!?!?!

this town sucks

[hughesmedicine]

baby announcement | q. hughes

part of the mount everest au🏔️

quinn hughes x !zegras reader (clover is her nickname and what she will go by in this au)

cloverzegras

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cloverzegras can’t wait to meet our girl in september🩷

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_quinnhughes these 6 months need to go by fast, I can’t wait to hold our little girl and admire her forever🩷

cloverzegras she’ll have the best dad ever🩷

lhughes_06 you mean to tell me there’s a possibility my niece can be born on my birthday?!🥹

cloverzegras yes and i hope she is!! I guarantee you’ll be her favorite uncle!

trevorzegras what the fuck???

jackhughes I hope she’s not born on your birthday!!!

lhughes_06 @/jackhughes your jealousy is showing bro

jackhughes shut the fuck up.

lhughes_06 grouchy much.

trevorzegras I can’t believe imma be an uncle and we’re gonna be related soon!🥹 @/jackhughes

jackhughes I know dude I can’t wait! Hopefully quinn pops the question soon!

cloverzegras woah slow down there, there’s no engagement happening for a while 😭

_quinnhughes what she said, we’re not ready and we want to focus on everest first

jackhughes ugh fine but hurry up, z and I need to celebrate it

cloverzegras I’m slapping you

elblue6 can’t wait to meet my granddaughter, she’ll have the most amazing parents ever🥹🩷

cloverzegras I’m sobbing omg momma el I love you😭🩷 she’s gonna have the best grandparents ever

colecaulfield I think the best uncle is gonna be me so fuck you all!

_alexturcotte there’s no way you’ll be the favorite uncle like that’s impossible?? It’s gonna be me obviously

trevorzegras you guys aren’t even her real uncles so like it’ll be neither of you!

jackhughes exactly! It’s either gonna be me Luke or trevor

cloverzegras and we all know it’s gonna be luke

lhughes_06 ha suck it! I’m gonna be the favorite uncle!💃I’m gonna be the favorite uncle!🕺

_quinnhughes

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_quinnhughes excited to do this with you forever🩷

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cloverzegras forever with you and our girl🩷

_quinnhughes can’t wait💙

jackhughes you guys make me sick but im so happy for you guys and I know this kid will have the most amazing parents ever. I love you both so much.

cloverzegras she’s gonna have an amazing but annoying uncle and couldn’t have asked for a better one than you j💙

jackhughes okay you do know how to make a grown man cry.

colemcward I’ll be back in Vancouver when it’s her due date!

cloverzegras you better!! I’ll need my son at the hospital with me

colemcward how about I fly out earlier then? I’ll have to reset up my room and I can help with everests!

_quinnhughes why did I forget he lived with us.

cloverzegras you forgot your son lived with us??? you’re on the couch sir, cole can room with me and you have to set up his room before he gets here!

colemcward mom and everest sleepover woohoo!!

_quinnhughes kicking him out

cloverzegras you can’t do that so ha!

eliaspettersson happy for you both! uncle elias will be getting her a jersey immediately (it’s already on the way, I couldn’t help but order it once you told me!)

cloverzegras stop are you serious?? I need you to tell me when it arrives so I can be over there with you!

eliaspettersson will do clov!

elblue6 clover hun you look gorgeous 💙 can’t wait to see how you guys blossom into parents together. So glad Quinn found the one for him forever.

cloverzegras 2 times momma el has made me cry in the last hours😭 best grandma ever but thank you!🫶🏻(don’t tell my mom I said this)

trevorzegras ha I’m telling mom!

cloverzegras and I’ll kick you in the shin!

_quinnhughes thank you mom I’m glad I did too💙

sorry it’s short! started running out of ideas but I hope you guys love the start of this series!🫶🏻

[ynbabe]

Fake texts au- pt.15 bffs with the rookies+ "come pick me up I'm scared"

Okay, I was in my feels when I wrote this one, sooo- it's sad as shit 😭, this is a CW, I think?

| Masterlist |

"Well, I didn't ask," You responded to Logan, who kept you company as you walked from your dorm to your university in the UK, he had been struggling with jet lag as he was back home for the two-week break for the Vegas GP.

"Well, why didn't ya?" He called out, you told him to do jumping jacks to help go to sleep, you didn't know how it would help but the thought of him jumping around made you laugh.

"Mate, I've gotta call you back," you looked at the huge crowd of men and women with expensive cameras and microphones in front of her university's gates, "Bruv, there's gotta be a celebrity or someone dead."

"Okay," he said, panting, "I think it worked, imma go sleep," he cut the call.

"Scuse me, imma just pass through, to actually study here," you pushed through the crowd till someone grabbed your book bag and yelled, "IT'S HER- IT'S Y/N L/N."

And then, the chaos started.

The cameras began flashing till you couldn't see, mics shoved in your face making scarps and bruises as people pushed and pulled you, yelling questions in your face.

"How do you know the F1 drivers?" one yelled,

"Are you dating any of them?" came another,

"Is it true you're related to Fernando Alonso?" A woman asked, grabbing your hoodie.

The whirlwind went on for a few more minutes, you tried your best to get out of the storm without saying something that might negatively impact their reputations, but then came those questions.

"How's the cushy life since you've got baby Schumacher's pockets?" you heard someone yell.

You finally found an exit, that's it, just five more feet and you'd be free, you know you could outrun them, "Hey, y/n! Who fucks better?" Some guy called out from behind you.

"Your Mother," you yelled back, throwing a punch at the disgustingly proud-looking, fifty-something-year-old man. Shock rippled through the crowd where laughter had run at the question just a few seconds before.

You used the distraction to run back to your dorm room, only your phone in hand, your bag having been yanked off your back in the mess.

"What the fuck?" You panted as you saw your dormmates outside your room, cash in hand, you pushed them aside and ran in, only to find your laptop and iPad missing, along with the camera Lando had gifted to you, the signed 'inchident' from Max and Charles, the polaroid of you, oscar and Logan camping in when you were teenagers and the 'Build a bear' Arthur had gotten you with him saying an inside joke.

You felt your face warm as anger and tears pricked at you.

You turned around to find the unreadable faces of your dormmates, "Where the fuck is my stuff?" You asked, hoping it was all a joke like you hadn't just lost everything that gave you hope, that gave you happiness.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHIT-" You yelled, slamming your hand on the room door, making your friends move back, one tried to speak, trying to make excuses, "DON'T CHAT TO ME, FUCK YOU-" you could hear your voice breaking, "fuck you," you did your best not to cry but it was becoming tough to not.

You ran out of the building, and despite their protests, you made your way through back alleys and corridors that only locals would know of, pulling up your hood in case anyone recognised you.

You thought of who you could call, Logan was in America, god you wished Logan was here with you, he wouldn't have let this happen in the first place, you laughed to yourself. Oscar and Arthur weren't around either. Max, Charles and Lando were all in Monaco, and you definitely not going to let Mick, someone you'd known barely for a month see you like this, and he wasn't in the UK.

You wiped your hands down your face, and dialled on your phone, "Alex..." your voice trembled against his cheerful greeting, making him worry, "Can you come pick me up please," you tried not to break down. How did it get to this?

"Yes, give me a few, are you okay? Y/n? Hey-" You cut the call, sending him your location. How were you asking for Alex's help? The same man who'd pat you awkwardly on your head every time he saw you. Someone who'd begun treating you like a little sister, along with Logan, bringing you food from the cafeteria, sneaking in Redbulls. Someone who you'd tease calling your older brother, making him cringe about 'I'm not that much older', so maybe he was the right one to go to.

You saw a car pull up and you knew it was Alex, seeing him through the driver's side window. You got into the car, only phone in hand and the clothes on your back. "Hey, what are-?" Came a protest from George, who was in the passenger seat, but stopped as soon as he saw you sitting in the seat, you really didn't want this to be your first impression.

The car didn't move, like he was waiting for some form of explanation, "You'll see," you whispered, making him sigh and drive.

As he passed the gates of your university, they saw what you had been running from, and both their eyes widened. Alex looked into the back-view mirror at your face and decided not to say anything. George on the other hand, began cursing the crowd, calling some people on his phone.

You couldn't make out what he was saying, too tired and too scared.

"Hey, y/n wake up," Alex moved your arm, startling you awake, you saw you were in a car park and got out the car, following mindlessly, behind George, who was typing his code in. If Alex noticed it, he kept it to himself, but you could tell he was concerned about something.

You followed as they led to the apartment, you sat on the couch, if it were a normal, visit you'd be off the walls about the beautiful place, with floor-to-ceiling windows and plants everywhere, terracotta furniture to match the gloomy blue-grey sky.

"Um, George's place was closer, hope that's okay," Alex spoke, softly like it would spook you. He was right.

"I'll make tea, then," George nodded and walked off.

"M-My phone's dead, I think," you sniffled out.

"Y/n, that's not really-" He began,

"Can I charge it please?" I asked, if I tried to pretend this disaster didn't happen, maybe it would be like it wouldn't have.

He took the phone out of your half-stretched hand, attaching it to a charging cord, a small 'ding' telling you that it was indeed charging.

"Y/n, what happened?" He asked sitting next to you on the sofa.

"They took everything," you began, making him frown, George too, was out of his depth, placing the tray with three mugs of tea, "M-My frie- roommates, sold my laptop and iPad, and all the things I'd gotten from you all." You began, but this time you couldn't hold in the tears that pricked at your eyes.

You cried into the sleeve of your hoodie, curling into yourself on the sofa.

All those memories were lost. You had photos all the way from your childhood on that laptop and now they were gone.

"Oh, um," He went in to hug you and patted your head, making you laugh.

''See! There we go!" He smiled wide, making you laugh more, "Here," he passed you a mug of tea, it had cooled off a little, so you could drink it.

"You punched someone?" Came George's voice, it was the only thing he'd said to you.

You looked sheepishly at your right fist, the knuckles of which had turned a nasty red.

"No worries, I'll go get a first-aid," He said, walking to get it, when he was back he sat you on your other side, "You know," he poured some anti-septic onto a cotton pad, "I think, you handled it quite well, they were some stupid questions," He said as he moved onto your face.

You hissed, "Wait, what?" You asked, "It's already on the net?" You felt another wave of anger and tears.

"Yup," Alex said, moving his phone to you, showing a reel on Instagram, where the man was asking you that question, edited with the 'your mom' sound and a 'thwack' when the punch landed, ending with an edit of you in cat ears and a high-pitched fast-paced song.

"What... the fuck?" You didn't know where to laugh or cry.

"Mate, why the edits?" George asked scoffing.

"Wait, check Twitter," You suggested suddenly seeing the hilarity of the situation, "ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME?" You yelled, gulping the last of your tea, "YOUR MOTHER IS TRENDING??" it wasn't on top of the trending list but it was there.

"Y/n... I think you're going to love this," George showed something on his phone, they'd turned your voice into an audio, and there were already hundreds of videos being made on it on TikTok.

"Fuck my life."

.xX A few hours later Xx.

George had given one of his flannels, noticing how dirty your hoodie had gotten.

The three of you ordered takeout and watched The Walking Dead all afternoon, he genuinely reminded you of a posh London Mother.

In the middle of season 2, George got a call, "Hello-" He began but was cut off almost immediately and you could hear the man on the phone's voice till out.

"WHERE IS SHE?" Another voice yelled, "IS SHE OKAY??" All the sudden noise made George flinch and pull the phone away from him.

He quickly passed the phone off to you, and you were bombarded by three heavily accented Monganesque accents, "Hi, guys it's me," You responded making the call go silent for a second and then they all began screaming again, loudest was Arthur, then came Charlie's voice. Lastly, It was Lorenzo who got both the others to keep quiet.

You used the peaceful moment to excuse yourself to another room.

"Are you okay, y/n?" He asked and you replied with a small yes, he hummed and passed the phone.

"Y/n, oh my god, I saw the posts," Charles began, "Those people were stupid to attack you like that," He comforted you.

"Thank you, Charlie," You said, a small smile on your face.

You waited as words were exchanged in French and you heard footsteps on the other end of the line.

"I'm sorry Y/n, that should have never happened, it is all because of us," his voice rang sad.

"It's okay, Arthur, we'll talk about this when we're together okay?" You responded, and he kept apologising as he cut the call.

Next came Logan's call, just as you were about to call him, "What the fuck is wrong with people?" He questioned, his tone angry, "You could have gotten hurt. Like seriously hurt. This is bullshit." He yelled, but then his voice softened, "You aren't hurt are you?"

"No, not much, I've got a few bruises and cuts but all mint other than that." He hummed as you spoke, and began asking you other questions and you told him about what your roommates had done, you could hear that he was livid but kept trying to be calm for you.

And when Oscar called, that's when it finally hit you again, that feeling of losing everything that you held dear, "Y/n, please don't cry," came his voice from the other end, "Please don't cry while I'm away cause then I can't do anything about it," his voice broke.

"They took all our stuff, Osc, all the way from the first time we met to the last time we got McDonald's together, everything," you sniffled and you could hear the frown in his voice.

"I'm sure we can get it back, don't worry y/n, we'll figure it out, ya know, we've all got your back, speaking of which, you'd better call Max right away, he's with Lando, his bombarding my phone as we speak," He complained, returning some normalcy to your situation.

You cut the call and called Max, and it was Lando who spoke first, cursing at the media and complementing your punch and quick response and then Max took over.

"Firstly, are you okay?" He asked, making you say yes, "Secondly, I've got a lawyer ready, tell me and we'll fight this. We can find a way to get your stuff back." you didn't know what to say.

"Yes, yes, please," you spoke for a little longer before you had to excuse yourself. You had to call someone, someone you know who was going to be livid.

"Hiiiiii," You spoke into the phone, awaiting a response.

"Y/n, how are you, kiddo?" Your uncle's voice rang out. He had been taking care of you ever since you were a teenager, not that you needed much, a place to stay and school.

"I'm fine, it was bound to happen one day," you exhaled at the unfairness of it all.

"I know, I heard what your bastardas friends did," and you could hear the anger in his voice, "Names, and I will get it sorted," He asked making you giggle, he'd always been like this ever since you had showed up on his doorstep.

You told him not to do anything rash but that Max had gotten you a lawyer, he seemed proud of Max for that.

You told him you had to leave since it wasn't your phone you'd been using.

You walked inside, apologising for hogging the phone but George just waved his hand, too invested in whatever episode that was playing. He'd gotten out a bottle of wine (Of course he had,) and he and Alex were busy deep-diving into the show's lore.

He'd kept you a glass, which you gladly accepted.

As the day progressed, you took your leave, but not before George offering you the guest room, saying Alex would take the sofa, which made the other man kick the taller blonde, as you took your leave, having booked an Uber and hotel room for the week, you could still hear them play fighting.

As you were in the car, Mick called you, and you were surprised he had.

"Hey, Y/n! How are you?" He asked,

"Good, you?" You were good at pretending everything was okay, you got an A+ in coping mechanisms class in school!

"Can't be worse than, you know, punching someone," he laughed, you had realised, that the both of you had a sense of humour that really just clicked.

"Oh mate, that was the good part!" You made sure that your payment had gone through with the Uber driver and walked into the hotel. They already had your room ready (courtesy of George, you were sure,) and you only needed to show an ID to be led in, without any other questions.

"Yeah... I saw all the clips on Instagram," He sighed.

"It was kind of crazy, I can't even imagine how it must be for you guys!" You put the phone on speaker and looked through the room service options.

You were going to have lunch in your dorm's cafeteria but that loan had kind of fallen apart, and anyways tea and wine wasn't nearly enough to make you forget the shit show that happened today.

"Mate you won't believe what else happened," You told him about the laptop.

"What the fuck,"

"RIGHT- anyways, I hope they don't get into my drive 'cause I have some in there that is not for public eyes, like imagine they saw the video of your horrible Ghostface impression?" You laughed at him, making him remember the party.

"Oh, Please, it was amazing, I scared you!" He yelled,

"And then you shrieked when Logan did the same to you,"

"Well yes, but he was dressed as Anakin, y/n! I'm not competing with that!" He gasped, shivering at how the hair on his neck raised when Logan did the voice.

"Oh mate please, but that's not even the worst of it, I've got a video of Max and Charles, slow dancing, and literally everything Lando and Carlos do is incriminating."

"That is true, I didn't see them for half of the party," he insinuated.

"Well, you and Arthur were pretty busy seeing who could down more shots," You snickered.

"Well, it wouldn't have become that big if Oscar didn't egg us on!" He complained as he had for days after the party but all he got from Oscar was a smug smirk, with an evil look in his eyes whenever he did something like that.

You spoke till room service came in and then excused yourself to drown in pasta and Netflix.

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[crystlizabeth]

I'm madly in love with Alex keller I need that Pringles man biblically

honestly I will take anything with top!reader I know he whimpers and I would love to hear it

fem, masc, gn, you have free reign have fun <33 I literally just need to top that man

praise (reader giving) maybe? as a treat?

Whats wrong baby?

Alex Keller x Shadow!femreader

Summery: Just some fun with Alex after a successful mission.

Warnings: non established relationship, lieutenant reader, cursing, use of mommy, praising, top!reader, bottom!alex, not properly proof read!

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It’s was a successful mission to say the least Graves had put you with Alex and of course you didn’t protect he was fun to work with. With a mission finish it was now time to celebrate The shadows had invited Alex and his partner in crime Farah but she declined leaving Alex with you guys. You’d be lying if she didn’t make you a tad bit jealous, for one she was gorgeous and strong and with the way that brunette looked up to her and at her..

Not that you really had to worry but you’re just a girl. “Ya’know Keller I thought you’d head back with y’er girlfriend.” One of the shadows spoke your eyes looking over to alex watching his response.

He chuckled nervously his hand rubbing the back of his neck “she’s not my girlfriend.. but I thought I hang back catch up with y’all.” He answered.

You smiled a little his eyes catches yours when he said he was here to catch up, not with them of course but well, you.

He’d missed you, your soft hands running down his chest and you whispered in his ear. His soft whimpers as you kissed him tenderly, “what’s wrong baby?” You teased, your lips kissing the bottom of his happy trail.

Alex shook his head “Sensitive.. god.” he drawled. His hands were tied above his head as he sat his back against the headboard of the bed.

“Where? Here..” you asked innocently kissing the bulge of his jeans.

His body shuttered, you let out an amused chuckle. The effect you had on him was like no other, he would worship you and you did him except you wear mean with it teasing his until he would cry begging to feel you.

You laid on your stomach as you stroked him his cock twitching in your hands. Your saliva and his cum are the perfect lube letting your hands glide up and down so smoothly. His sweet moans were music to your ears head dropped from the overstimulation making him spill over the edge “Please.. Please Imma cum..” he whimper his brows frowning.

Your tongue ran up his length and of his tip slowly your lips attaching to him only to release with a pop, “Hm? Is that how you ask handsome, common tell mommy what you want.” you spoke a pleased smirk displayed on your lips.

His legs started shaking going to close on you but your hand held him down, “Open your eyes and look at me Handsome common, ask me.” you whispered.

“Please, please may I cum.. Mommy, please let me cum,” he begged in a whiney tone his blue eyes meeting yours for approval. With a nod that's all he needed before his balls tightened a pretty moan slipping through his lips.

“Yeah that's a good boy, that's a good fuckin’ boy.” you praised your hands milking his cock for the second time.

With his head hung low you let you hand prop his chin up your your finger “you think you can go another baby?” you asked eyeing his tired stated.

“I can.. I can I— I wanna feel you please..” he babbled.

You moved on top of him your thighs on either side of him his face still remains resting his your hands. You kissed his face moving his hair out of his face it sticking to him because of the sweat. “You're doin’ so good handsome,” you spoke both of your eyes meeting one another. God, he was pretty.

You untied his hands guiding them to your hips. “You ready for me?” you aligned yourself with him.

“Yes ma'am.”

His hands squeeze your hips as his cock began to slip into you. A soft moan came from your lips feeling him fill you up, his face falling against your bare chest as he whimpered from the feeling of your walls fluttering around him. “God I've missed you..” he spoke.

He missed you, he missed how you fit him so well how you were made for his cock nobody else would have him like you did. Your hips moved as you held onto the back of his neck his beefy arms holding you close. “Fuck Alex.” you clawed as his neck.

You missed him, being with him at this moment made you hate the job because you were never with him. Your bodies intertwined as you fucked him a mess of your arousal made a mess on his lap.

“You were made for me.. Just you..” he spoke his voice softy but still whiney.

“Just me,”

“Im all yours.. Fuck I'm all yours.” he cried out his face in the crook of your neck.

“Your all mine Alex,” you dragged on.

Leaning back your hands held his face “Your mine.”

His eyes never left yours as he nodded, this wasn't just pillow talk anymore but the feeling that had been building up for years.

“Please cum with me..” he spoke gently.

“Do you wanna cum in me, baby?” you asked a smile on your face.

“Mmhm! I do please can I cum in you.” he asked your name leaving his lips.

Your hand grabbed a handful of hair pulling his head back “you better cum then.” you spoke your orgasm finally hitting you as your ride him.

So he did his fingers digging into your thoughts as he came in you.

Your body fell against his your arms wrapping around his neck holding him in a hug his arms soon wrapping around your waist. The two of you be a thing heavily, coming down from your highs.

Minutes had passed the aftercare process soon finishing, the two of you sitting in front of one another he watched you as you pulled your shirt back over your head. His gaze had never left you even as you both cleaned each other up, your pretty hands needing as his legs massageing them.

You felt his hand touch your face causing this to look up at him “yeah?” Your voice soft a sweet.

“I meant what I said, I'm all yours.. I want to be all yours.” he said his thumb creassing your cheek.

“Alex..” your tone warning him.

You both knew that this, what you two had could be nothing more than just a casual fuck. Even with the heavy feeling that you both shared and made worse every time he held you close. And that was no different than that night. Him holding you in his arms as you traced his chest, the love you two shared would always be put on hold.

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A/n: it's kinda short but I hope you like it it my first time writing for Alex ill get better at writing for him trust.

[yawn-junn]

♡︎Liz girlfriend head cannons♡︎

♡︎Special thanks too: @eumppappasgrippers , IVE, Liz

♡︎Note: my first IVE request!!!!! Thank you eumppappasgrippers (your name dear God 😭)

♡︎TW: mentions of jealousy : kissing : established relationship : readers gender isn't specified : a little bit of cursing

♡︎Taglist: no one yet but you can join by either messaging me sending me an ask or commenting the group you want under this post

9-3-23

♡︎Shes soft but gets embarrassed easy

♡︎She loves cuddles specially the kind where she can snuggle into your arm or chest

♡︎Her dimple (literally pass away everytime I see it) she'll get hella shy when you either kiss it poke it or simply compliment it

♡︎On the topic of kissing she really likes cheek kisses and nose kisses

♡︎If your confused by nose kisses what I mean is she loves kissing your nose and loves when you kiss her nose or she loves rubbing your noses together

♡︎I don't see her as a big romantic but she has her moments

♡︎Jealousy she's more of a pouty jealous type than full on fist fight

♡︎She is extremely silly especially late at night during crack head hours I think you'd have to give her melatonin is she's too much

♡︎Her favorite activity with you is late night walks when it's calm and she doesn't have to worry about what people online are saying or the way she acts and looks

♡︎She'd like to sing a song about you or something but the company won't let her

♡︎She is the type of girlfriend to include you in her dreams no matter it be day dreaming or sleep dreaming your always there

♡︎She always remembers random details about you like say you mentioned having a crush on a celebrity when you were 10 she'll remember it

♡︎She has your order for restaurants and cafes down pact

♡︎If your sad she'll cheer you up by doing anything like if you want her to dance weirdly she will

♡︎Back to the dimples if you have dimples (like me!) When you kiss or poke hers she'll turn around and do the same thing to you

♡︎She wears your clothes she wears them more than her own

♡︎Overall she is an adorable girlfriend and now imma go cry cuz I ain't got a Liz

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Dutch GP 2023 Reflection

I don't know who Mercedes's strategists were for this race but they need to reevaluate EVERYTHING. I knew they were on some bs when the race started Lewis was on mediums and 19 other drivers were on softs? Like don't piss off!

The only reason why Mercedes were able to finish with some points is because of Lewis's skill. Going from 13th to 6th is something is commendable. But we know Lewis rarely complains and I doubt that he's going to say anything about the team that could be seen as negative

I don't think anybody predicted that Pierre would get a podium since he started 12th. But Alpine got the strategy right. Considering everything Alpine has gone through, they definitely needed this podium. Pierre celebrations are always great.

I feel bad for Zhou because he was 2nd at the beginning of the race. Was in the points for a long time. Then he DNF'ed because they didn't bring out the red flag sooner so he aqua-planed. If he for real loses his seat after this season imma be salty. Someone should lose their seat in that team and it ain't him 🤥

Ferrari just keeps making Charles look dumb. Charles called for Inters at the best time. The pit wall wanted him to stay out (idiots). Charles goes into the pits anyway, and the Inters weren't ready. If Ferrari pit him at the right time, he definitely would have been in the top 5 for a while. Then they kept rubbing salt on our wounds having him stay out when he was being overtaken by everyone. When I saw George on hards overtake him I knew it was a wrap

Speaking of George, what the FUCK was Mercedes doing putting him on hards? Hards aren't suited for this track, and he was like the only driver on the grid who went on them. He also had a snap with his car and was driving on the grass for like 2 seconds. Don't know how he survived that at all. And that moment also made me nervous because Lewis was directly behind him on that turn. Then he DNF'ed on like the last couple of laps in a points scoring position. What a disaster 😭

Yuki started p17 due to impeding Lewis in quali. So i wasn't expecting much. But then he ran P5-P8 for a significant part of the race. He managed to keep Lando behind all those laps. But then AlphaTauri didn't pit him sooner, and he was on old softs for a long time. But when he was aggressively defending I was very proud. But then he got a 5 second penalty for (???) and finished last. Yuki and Charles are the most unluckiest drivers on the grid

Lando went from P2 to P7. It really doesn't matter what happens in a race, he finds a way to finish P7. I don't know whether to laugh or cry for him.

I'm so happy Alex finished in the points. That makes Williams P7 in the constructors which is HUGE. I feel like Williams can cook at Monza too so I am excited to see how the next race goes

Sad for Logan, he got lapped after 8 laps then crashed into a wall. You made us Americans proud though like compared to where he started in the beginning he has grown a lot. Even though on paper it doesn't look that way🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Lance had 7 pitstops and somehow ended exactly where he started in P11. I am not a conspiracy theorist but why is Lance always on a drastically different strategy than Fernando? I don't get it all, and I don't think the team is deliberately sabotaging him either.

Alonso is back to looking like how he was at the beginning of the season. But I need Aston Martin to make bigger gains because he looks like the only person who has a chance at stopping RedBull this season

Overall, this is like my second favorite race this season. Silverstone is still my favorite, and I don't see that race getting dethroned this season

[bonemittens]

Okay imma try not to get too off track but here’s the Wiggle post I promised :3

Wiggle doesn’t have a lot of fans so I’ve had plenty of time to look at her character with little interference :3

An artist struggling for her art, a tail as old as time. I love how much she loves music, she references it every damn second. But when you love something so much you can’t help but gush about it anytime! She uses it to express herself in every way. It’s her way of crying, screaming, losing her mind.

It’s terrible to think that if her fans weren’t liking the music she puts out, they’re not caring for the messages. She’s pouring her soul into her songs and they get pushed away. Reinforcing the idea that no one cares for the real her. She feels she didn’t write “Do the Wiggle” with that same heart she does, as why she views it as a “vapid waste of a song”. That song came about from her worst qualities.

Pushing herself to the edge to make something perhaps… days and nights past and you still have nothing to show people. To prove you’re worth listening to. To prove you’re worth caring for. To show them how good you are…. That validation is tantalizing. She wants to be seen and heard for who she is and she isn’t.

She grows desperate and would do anything to give her that taste of nirvana again… even if that means dying for it.

The way she was treated in the music industry just reinforces the idea that she needs to keep pushing herself to the edge to be adored. All the things she said she’s done are extremely dangerous activities (especially that reverse exorcism, damn girl). She’s very similar to Chandlo in a way. Of course this isn’t about them, but it would’ve been nice to see them interact with each other more.

Which is why her relationship with Gramble could turn out so sweet… she needs someone like him in her life. Someone who loves her for her… not for being some big time celebrity who created a song that topped the charts. He loves her unconditionally. And during a time where she’s questioning her own talents and therefore her whole identity… she needs him now more than ever. And he needs her too but this ain’t about Gramble.

I could go on and on…. I love her because of how she tries and tries her best to meet the bar she set for herself. She fails time and time again. She’s at the end of her rope. I could’ve best explained it as that she has imposter syndrome and is an addict. Relying on bugsnax to motivate her when in reality it just scratches an itch that will come back hungrier and stronger than before. Leading her to do things like steal from Gramble.

Small note: I truly believe there is not solid evidence that she’s stolen bugsnax before the event in game. While Gramble states that whenever she’s around his bugsnax, they disappear. It also is said that those same pets of his go running off. So it could be either or to be honest…(both are pretty unreliable narrators too)

I could continue but this post is long enough and I’m not entirely sure whether my points were clear enough. I’m willing to clarify if anyone is confused but I wanted to do this because I’m very passionate about reading characters, especially ones I love. It does, however, make me sad that so little people like her. But hey! At least I don’t go around making bad faith essays because the character I like isn’t popular :)

I don’t mind if yall ask me questions about my thought process for something’s, I like interacting with the community :3.

Y’all have a good night now. Luv all of you 🌺

[celestie0]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS2RSBkv1/

Ellie I’m gonna cry I was never into any of this stuff until kickoff like the trajectory of my brain chemicals has just been manipulated by ur writing I’m so hyper fixated and ofc the reason I was reading fanfictions in the first place was bc I was victim to the gojo girl labotomising pandemic that came with jjk season 2 like after growing up and being out of anime and all for a good year and a half and then that happened so suddenly when I was literally reluctant and cynical in watching the season on a whim and next thing I knew I was deranged in my gojo/geto/satosugu obsession but girl if I had one wish and I’m being so fr rn like if it had a time limit and I couldn’t have a family discussion to deeply contemplate what would be the most worthwhile wish that they dictate to me, if an angel came down to me and I had like 10 minutes and I had something in my system so I don’t freak tf out and I’m feeling chill and don’t think about being selfish then you’d think I’d wish for gojo to come to life and fuck me into the earth but the logistics of that are fucked so I’m pretty decided that I’d either wish for kickoff gojo to be my bf irl or to be y/n in kickoff and be written by you <3

moral of the story now I love ur fic and version of the characters more than the actual series

I’ve used my sign off too often I hope this isn’t annoying or creepy im just going into college/uni next year and I have a lot of dreams and aspirations so ig kickoff rlly resonated with me in that way

this isn’t the fat ask that’s pending hehe I just wrote this sitting on the doorstep of my house with my shoes still on cause I just got home

imma need a good relaxed night to get that down but I’m sorry I didn’t offer my support earlier I’m glad sm people did bc even though my possessive nature makes me think I’m ur biggest fan the truth is a lot of people are as taken by you and ur work as I am, I just should of typed up something on the matter as soon as I saw ur post but I rlly wanted to put thought into it and any kind of writing is a real chore for me so I’m waiting until I have that down time

ik it’s not much to anticipate but it’s important to me lol I wanna be here for u along with the many other anons

also that TikTok was random but this Olympic lovey doveyness is making me sick while im in such a state

this was never suppose to be this long I belong in yap jail

-spinster anon or wtv

AW SPINSTER ANON!! THAT'S SO SWEET PLEASE!! OF ALL THE WISHES YOU COULD HAVE!!! (yes def look out for your family first though xd...although i can't lie and say i wouldn't at least THINK about wishing for gojo to come to life and put me in a mating press)

TO SAY YOU LOVE THEM MORE THAN THE ACTUAL SERIES CHARACTERS i'll sob stop. and aww i'm so glad kickoff is resonating w you as you start your journey to college!! that's really why i started writing it. there was so many things i wish i had done differently and also so many things i think i took for granted in college, but also so much to celebrate and find joy in! it's hard especially when you don't quite know who you are or what you want and yea i think that's kind of a theme in kickoff, and will be through to the end, but anywho i'm like being very preachy rn haha i wish you best of luck in starting college <3

and aw that's sweet bb thank you, i appreciate you. honeslty the thought enough and to know you love my works is so much support enough!! :'') i appreciate you. and yes that olympic couple was sooo cute i love the way he just picked her up how cute.

[cupidjyu]

HIHI !! can u do a tbz ot11 head cannon on what would they do for your birthday ???

your celebration

tbz ot11 x reader (platonic) happy extremely belated birthday !!! TT sorry

genre: platonic, birthday celebration, bickering, clumsy losers notes: imma be so honest but i lowkey struggled with this writing like how do i incorporate all eleven of them without making it sound corny?? so im sorry if its a bit cheesy LMAO i tried word count: 0.6k

eric laughed loudly, pointing at you, “you are devouring that cookie.”

you glared, “it’s good, okay? haven’t you tried it?”

hyunjae jumped into the conversation as he was also eating one of the cookies, “it is good eric, won’t you listen to them?”

“but noone asked for your opinion,” chanhee deadpanned. he earned a slap from hyunjae, in which chanhee then curled his fist, ready to punch. you laughed, watching their antics.

“woah,” sangyeon entered the room, sitting on an empty spot on the couch.

you looked around, smiling slightly. everyone was gathered in the living room of eric’s place, either talking about weird topics or listening to those weird topics and laughing along. it was eric’s idea, to invite everyone over to his house, for some reason.

you had thought that maybe, it was to celebrate your birthday, but eric simply said it was a “casual get-together”.

okay so maybe they might’ve forgotten.

but it didn’t matter because they all were with you, hanging out and making you smile.

“wanna watch a show after the ca-” changmin suddenly blurted out, turning to you. but before he could finish his sentence, to your bewilderment, juyeon slapped a large hand over his mouth, shushing him. changmin protested.

you stared at them, tilting your head in confusion.

kevin nervously laughed, as if trying to cover up a lie, “look at how juyeon’s hand covers his whole entire face!”

you were even more suspicious because why was kevin suddenly yelling out the obvious?

now, it was jacob’s turn to laugh oddly loud. he has a fairly quiet voice, but suddenly it was loud.

“any show ideas, y/n?” jacob asked nicely.

you thought for a moment. you had so many that you wanted to watch with all of them but you just couldn’t decide. so, you started to go on this whole tangent of movies that you wanted to watch, varying in different genres, from horror to romance. they all listened quietly, pausing their conversation.

you were so into it that you hadn’t noticed sunwoo and haknyeon get up and sneak off into the kitchen. they were giggling to themselves, also shushing each other.

after the last show you talked about, you heard a loud clatter come from the kitchen.

“why’d you stumble?” you heard a hushed whisper come from that direction. it was sunwoo’s voice.

“it’s not like i meant to!”

they were bickering for the longest time. hyunjae awkwardly cleared his throat, eyeing the others with a forced smile. sangyeon only sighed, shaking his head as if he had expected it.

finally, they walked in, the lights suddenly being shut off. your eyes widened. there was a cake in their hands. the candles were lit and the design was exactly your style. 

sunwoo and haknyeon were smiling sheepishly as everyone else started singing the birthday song. you were surprised but couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

everyone was so out of tune. it sounded like a bunch of crows screaming in different pitches. they set the cake on the table. 

“i almost thought you guys forgot…” you say, observing the perfect-looking cake. you even feel yourself start to get teary-eyed.

“y/n’s crying,” younghoon stated in a teasing tone.

you glared, “get out.”

“harsh,” haknyeon piped up, sitting next to you.

“make a wish!” eric said. then, his eyes darkened, planning something. “or else, i blow the candles out myself.”

sunwoo slapped him on the shoulder, “it’s not even your birthday.”

“so?”

you ignored them. you thought for a moment and made a wish as you blew out the flames on the candles.

“what’d you wish for?” sangyeon asked curiously.

“you do know you’re not supposed to tell right?” kevin replied. sangyeon shrugged.

you laughed, “and if i said i wished for a hug from all of you?”

you heard a loud, honestly, evil, laugh sound in the room. of course, it was changmin. he pushed his way through and tackled you down into a tight hug. you giggled in response as you felt everyone else join, all smiling.

until juyeon accidentally elbowed eric and he screamed.

[sleepy-achilles]

I would love to Kevin and Shawn at Halloween! 🥺

If you didn't want this to be ship fic, I apologise.

The Og Husbands- Halloween

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Kevin frowned as Scott snickered at him. "What? What is your issue?" Kevin bites. "You couldn't of just been a werewolf?" Scott asks. "No, because it wasn't what Shawn wanted. And you can't say much you've literally dressed up as yourself!" Kevin protests. "Why spend money when I have the costume already?" Scott smirks as shawn walks in.

Shawn looks up from his script at the low whistle. "Oh hi scotty" he smiles. "Give us a twirl chica" Scott smirks, earning him a shove off Kevin. "You look gorgeous doll" Kevin smiles moving forward. Shawn tilts his head back and smiles. "And you look handsome" "for a grandma" Scott teases. "Well he can't just be a normal wolf Scotty! It's little red riding hood and the big bad wolf! The only thing that would separate him from a normal wolf would be the grandma look" Shawn explains. "And I will not let someone dressed as himself judge my boys costume" Shawn hums moving past both men.

"You lucky that little skirt makes you too distracting to be angry at" Scott mutters. "Eyes up scotty" Kevin orders. "Whats kid and hunter dressed as? If you say theirselves I will cry." Shawn asks. "I actually don't know. I haven't seen them since the show" Kevin answers sitting on the bench. He watches as shawn puts his script in his bag. "It any good?" Kevin asks. "Oh yeah, I'm apparently trying to sleep with Diana. Perfect little homewrecker I am" Shawn huffs. "If only they knew" Scott huffs as kevins hand lands on the back of shawns bare thigh. "They'd have a fit" Kevin snickers. Shawn shakes his head and leans over to adjust the shower cap on Kevin's head, making sure the dog ears are visible.

"Tonight will be a blast, if the boys hurry up" Scott groans. "Their costumes better be good, they've been gone for an hour" Kevin huffs pulling shawn into his lap. "They probably don't have one" Shawn shrugs adjusting his hood. "I feel like this would make a really weird porno" Scott comments watching his friends. "Your mind always in the gutter Scott?" Kevin smirks. "With you two? Of course" Scott chuckles as the door opens.

The trio look as the two other men walk in. "Jesus christ" Shawn huffs. "The undertaker and Paul bearer? That's your big costume idea?" Kevin asks. "Well, kid forgot to pick up our costumes like I asked and we were panicking about what to do when we saw the deadman, with your kid by the way, and knew immediately what we should do" hunter smiles adjusting the hat. "Youve left John with taker?" Scott asks. "They get on really well, I trust the big guy with John, John feels safe with him, my babysitter cancelled as you know its Halloween and she's one, watched two many slashers about babysitters and Halloween and two a teenager who will be out drinking and I was telling taker about it and how imma have to cancel tonight when he said he'd take him as he has no plans." Shawn explains. "His room is on our floor aswell so we can get him easily and he had no Halloween plans anyways, said he was either going to use the hotel gym or watch tv" Kevin adds. "And everyone else is out celebrating. Not that I would like to leave John with the harts anytime soon. Maybe Owen or Jim. But not the others." Shawn comments. "Is he gutted he can't go trick or treating?" Scott asks. "He was at first but once he found out he can still dress up and taker offered him pizza and sweets and he immediately cheered up" Shawn smiles as he stands up.

Hunter looks at Scott. "Are you dressed as yourself?" He asks. "Oh please your literally dressed as you own coworker because you forgot to buy a costume" Scott snaps. "Of course kev and shawn are the only ones with decent costumes" Sean huffs adjusting his tie. "Only because shawns been planning this since last Halloween." Kevin smirks as shawn flips him off. "Its the only time of the year were we can dress like mugs or sluts and no one can say anything" Shawn states. "You dress like a stripper every day" hunter points out. "And people always say something about it" Shawn nods as hunter proves his point. "Hey, I don't care, he looks good and if we time it right I can have some fun before we have to pick up squirt" Kevin smirks squeezing shawns hips. Shawn shakes his head. "Cmon let's go before it's too late" Shawn huffs. "Yeah, thanks for taking so long dickwads" Scott smirks pulling Sean into a headlock. "Atleast you three have a group costume now" Kevin smirks. "Im kinda glad. Otherwise people would think me and Sean has a couple costume like you two" hunter winces causing the others to laugh as Sean acts offended.

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Kevin leans against the bar. He didn't see the joy of Halloween as a kid, but then again he's from detriot, however as he looks at everyone on the dance floor in their costumes he can understand.

"Earth to big guy" Shawn calls. Kevin looks down at the smaller man. "Mmm?" Kevin hums. "I need my big bad wolf to join me on the dance floor, otherwise my costume makes no sense." Shawn smiles. "Really now?" Kevin smirks taking shawns hips into his hands. "Mhm. Unless you wanna go trick or treating instead, but John will be really mad that we did" Shawn smiles. "I guess I can dance. As long as its nowhere near the three dumbasses" Kevin huffs. Shawn giggles and looks at them. "They coulda done the three musketeers if they were smarter." Shawn states grabbing kevins hand.

Kevin downs his drink before allowing Shawn to lead him away. He will never turn down a chance to dance with shawn.

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Unlike the others, shawn and Kevin don't stay out long.

He takes his jacket off and slings it over shawn on their walk back to the hotel. "Next year you should be a lumberjack." Shawn yawns. "Yeah? What will you be?" Kevin asks. "I don't know. Maybe I'll let you pick" Shawn smiles taking kevins hand and pulling him towards the hotel elevator. "Now that, that I like" Kevin smirks leaning against the elevator wall, pulling shawn close. "Reckon John's driven taker up the wall?" Kevin yawns. "No. My baby is a sweetheart, gets it from me" shawn states. Kevin can't help but laugh. "Sure baby, sure"

Shawn shakes his head and leads Kevin towards their hotel room. "Want me to come with?" Kevin asks opening their door. "No no. Just get his clothes ready for him to change into. We will only be a minute" Shawn smiles kissing kevins cheek before walking down the hall. Kevin smiles before walking into their room.

Shawn hums to himself as he walks down the hall. He stops outside takers door. It's quiet. He knocks and waits. He smiles as the door opens. "Your back early" Taker comments. "Yeah, decided we'd rather watch a movie. Has he been good?" Shawn asks. "Yeah, a real angel. He's asleep. He's eaten and fell asleep during the first minutes of whatever movie he put on." Taker explains opening the door more. Shawn smiles slightly as he spots John curled up on the bed. Taker looks at him. "Would you like me to carry him?" Taker asks.

"No its okay. Thank you for watching him" shawn smiles moving in and gently picking John up. John snuggles close to his Papa. "Its no problem. He's a good kid" Taker smiles. "He is." Shawn whispers. Taker watches the man before speaking. "Ill see you tomorrow shawn." Shawn glances at him and smiles. "You too Takes."

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Kevin yawns as he pulls the shower cap off and ruffles his hair as shawn walks in carrying John. Kevin smiles at the captain America costume. "Out cold" Shawn whispers with a smile. "You want help?" Kevin asks. "Nah. Find a film" Shawn smiles laying John down on the spare bed. They always requested a cot to be put in their room for John. It wasn't always that way. John and shawn used to share. But, things change.

Kevin turns the volume down as he surfs channels and shawn changes John into his pj's. Shawn tucks him in, whispering his love to the boy before moving towards the bathroom. He stops and glances at kevin. "You coming big bad wolf?" Shawn smirks. Kevin drops the controller and stands. "I think I'm starting to love halloween" Kevin smirks. "Better have picked a good film" Shawn yawns moving into the bathroom. Kevin glances as the tv tells him nightmare on elm Street is on next.

"You know it baby" Kevin smirks before moving too the bathroom.

[quodekash]

OKAY I HAVE ONE HOUR BEFORE THE OS2 MSP EPISODE COMES OUT SO HOPEFULLY I CAN FINISH THE ABAAB EPISODE BEFORE THEN, imma try to dial it down on the commentary so that its faster 

(also fun fact, i tried to do the mouthfuls of water when i mention how pretty anyone or their hair is thing that i suggested. and i had 48 mouthfuls of water and an immediate need to pee and i was worried that throughout the night i would suddenly become a 3 year old child and pee my bed. anyway.) 

AH SHOOT YEAH THE NOTE HE LEFT 

where the hell did cher go 

we’re probably about to find out but i wanna formulate my thoughts first 

(dang it now im thinking of first kanaphan bc i said ‘first’ STAY ON TRACK STAY ON TRACK STAY ON TRACK) 

presumably hes gone back to like his home town thingy 

but... why 

i have no idea 

we shall see 

OH, STUFF YOU 

VAFFANCULO TU OMOFOBO PEZZO DI MERDA 

LA DETESTO, DETESTO MOLTO 

LEI PUÒ MORIRE IN UNA BUCA FREDDA E BUIA ALL’INFERNO, PER FAVORE 

STRDYTCFUVJYHKB

“you two are not a good match” LIES, LIIEEEESSS 

NOOOOOO HE IS SADDDDDD 

HHHWHYYYYY 

“take care of your health” i love jack so much 

guys we’re nearly 6 minutes in and i havent mentioned jack’s hair ONCE 

okay well i just did BUT THAT DOESNT COUNT 

THIS IS A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION 

I EXERCISED ✨RESTRAINT✨ 

“please tell him dont be too hard on yourself, and take care” AWWJRGKHB 

poor dude misses cher so much he keeps hallucinating him 

at this point the real cher is gonna show up and he’s gonna think its one of his hallucinations for goodness sake 

gun, go to therapy 

hes so pretty tho 

i love him 

and you didnt have a chance to say goodbye? because you didnt know it was a goodbye? and you desperately want to see him again but youre also terrified of that ever possibly happening because you know itll mean there’s going to be a goodbye, either that day or just at some point in the future, there will always be a goodbye, and you dont know if its worse to never get a chance to say goodbye or being forced to say goodbye against your own will? and youve had too many goodbyes in your life to know how to deal with it but you keep forgetting to bring this up with your psychologist when you see her once a month? 

whaaaat, me? projecting? no wayyyyy 

i love porsche 

porsche and gun are like lesbians 

that makes sense somehow 

porschegun are lesbians 

i will not elaborate 

“you, thyme, and cher. everyone left me. i have no one left.” jEEZ THAT ONE REALLY STABBED ME IN THE HEART SIX TIMES 

KILL MEEEEEEEEE 

whaaaat i have attachment issues? my psychologist said i have high signs of separation anxiety, like im a dog? noooooo waaaaaayyyyyyyy 

bro

DANG IT OF COURSE THAT WAS A DREAM 

“hes been drinking his old coffee for five days in a row” HOLY HELL HES NOT OKAY SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE OR SOMETHING 

i love him

and his hair 

sorry, i know i said i would dial it down but the episode is nearly over and it wouldnt be an abaab commentary post if i didnt mention and screenshot jack’s hair AT LEAST once. 

HES JUST SO PRETTY 

just. look at his face. appreciate his face. and his hair. 

JACK’S SAD LITTLE SMILE AND THEN HE LOOKS AWAY- IM GONNA CRY I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH 

CHER!! :DD 

and... yacht???? (seriously, IS that his name) 

HIS FREAKING BLUE HAIR IS SO PRETTY WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL 

second best hair in this show 

“without you, my tiny room seems tremendous” FIHREBGKJB 

GROUP MOMENT 

THREEZOOOOOO 

PLS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 

“you’re making us horny” GIUERDBJSGOIRE THIS IS SO FUNNY WHAT THE HELL 

HE IS AMAZING 

AND ZO’S LITTLE FINGER SHAKE DSFDSGSGD 

MY BOI IS GRADUATINGGGGG 

MY BOI IS SEEING HIS BOY 

JRGFJFNGGFVC 

A WONDERFUL END TO THE EPISODE 

THAT WAS EXCELLENT 

I LOVE THEM 

aight time for msp in like. five minutes. 

[blorbo-hellspace]

this is a toxic ship imo and imma write it that way

PRE RELATIONSHIP

How did they first meet?

Partnered together in a class project. they instantly didn't like each other

What was their first impression of each other?

Vil thought Leona was a "sloppy, flea-ridden beast"

Leona thought Vil was a "stuck up cunt"

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

LOL no, everyone knows this won't end well.

Who felt romantic feelings first?

probably Leona. he gets off on the arguing.

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

both of them. why woukd they want each other?

If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

Vil would laugh in your face. she'd never believe something like that.

GENERAL

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?

Vil. well, more like she told Leona to ask her out (she'd never do something so embarrassing). he laughed and did as requested.

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

yes! they go to fancy restaurant (after Vil makes Leona clean the fuck up and dress up nice). Leona ruins it a little (a lot) with tasteless flirting and lots of complaining.

What was their first kiss like?

Fiery. Hate filled, tbh. they kissed before they got together. leona was being an ass, Vil kissed him then walked away. they mever spoke of it again.

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

No.

What’s their height difference? Age difference?

2 inches without Vil's heels, 9 inches with them (yes, this is canon)

2 year age difference

What’s their relationship with each other’s families?

Leona will NEVER meet Vil's father. Vil and Leona's family don't get along.

Who takes the lead in social situations?

Vil

Who gets jealous easier?

Equally jealous tbh, and it's monstrous

LOVE

1. Who said “I love you” first?

Leona. he says it as a joke, but Vil starts to cry

2. What are their primary love languages?

Idk? Vil wants to be given things and in turn wants to "fix" Leona, that's her love language

Leona likes gift giving, but in indirect ways

3. How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

They don't cuddle. but PDA, in moderation, is a must for the image of their relationship

4. What are their favorite things to do together?

make out. they don't know what else to do together tbh

5. Who’s better at comforting the other?

neither lol

6. Who’s more protective?

Leona. he denies it, but he can't let his pretty gf get hurt

7. Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

physical, both of them

8. What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?

Real Men by Mitski, Young and Beautiful by Lana Del Rey, i love yoh by Billie Eilish

9. What kind of nicknames do they call each other?

they only use nicknames in public tbh, and it's always those sugar sweet ones

DOMESTIC LIFE

1. If they get married, who proposes?

Leona. Vil sends heavy hints she wants a proposal, but she'd never do it herself. she'll get pissed if he doesn't propose with the most gorgeous ring he can get.

2. What’s the wedding like? Who attends?

extravagant. leona's whole extended family, rook and epel, ruggie and jack, numerous actors and models and politicians. neige is invited to rub it in his face that he's alone lol. it's a celeb rlwedding through and through

3. How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like?

none. Vil hates kids, and if Leona did wmat any he doesn't want them with her tbh

4. Do they have any pets?

One (1) white persian cat

5. Who’s the stricter parent?

no kids

6. Who kills the bugs in the house?

Leona. Vil won't touch them.

7. How do they celebrate holidays?

They have extravagant parties (that, yes, Leona must attend. does he want his wife unhappy?)

8. Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

Leona. he's depressed in the "i want to sleep 24/7" way and will drag Vil back to bed. it's one of the sweetest parts of their life. Vil sometimes cries during this, and Leona can do nothing but hold her

9. Who’s the better cook?

Vil is, but they have private chefs who cook everything for them

[cryptometaphor]

Axel: Dude don't follow that beast infection. She's a tranny and like the incel queen

Me: ahahahaha I LOVE IT imma go call Sarah the incel queen right now

Poof: (giggling)

Havoc: Whose this bitch?

Poof: Y'all should listen to Jim. He's the rizzler. He knows what girls want

Axel: Jim's a good friend but he a fucking simp bro

Havoc: Yeah you just want guys simping for you

Poof: Naw man. Jim's in love. Like guys are cringe as all hell desperate for sex, children, like I get it. We all want that. But when one actually explores their feelings and is in love? It's so precious.

Poof: Like, that's the thing. When you're boys, you get abused and become useless ass men. But every so often the boy comes out.

Axel: Pedooooo

Havoc: But we're wrong for desiring cunny

Poof: y'all just want cunny to goon.

Me: Ok I'm back. I saw this vintage ad of like strawberry macroon ice cream too... If this business idea works out, imma buy me and Sarah some macaroons to celebrate

Poof: Awwwww

Axel: Fucking simp man STOP you're embarrassing yourself

Me: Macaroons taste great man, you ever had them?

Axel: I'm sure they do but come-on man. Sarah isn't even here, you don't gotta put on the act. It's just use dudes

Havoc: Well and poof

Axel: She ugly. May as well be a guy

Havoc: Don't give her that credit

Poof: Jim do you think I'm attractive? I'll send pics

Havoc: Typical woman behavior. Wants to wreck

Me: I am not gonna be tempted by any mid ass woman.

Me: I mean yeah you're alright, what's your point?

Poof: Alright?! Daaaaammmnnn

Axel: Rejected

Poof: Not even. Like I know men. Jim is in-love. Like he wants to smash, but he's not gonna jeopardize what he has. Damn. How do I find that? Look at my choices Jim. These two? Most of you people

Axel: You people? Poof: Men

Axel: Well than say men. What do you mean you people lol

Me: Like I'll be honest with ya Poof, guys like me have high body counts. You're gonna have to be ok with that because finding that girl we really love is hard. Like I spent years, DECADES trying to fill that void. Women think it's attractive to act stupid and docile. It's not.

Axel: Dude shut uppppp

Poof: stfu Axel. Jim, what do real men like?

Me: Intelligence. And I don't mean (nasal voice) "well y'see, the weight of a neutron is..." I mean that's impressive, but I mean self aware. Like you've ever had a sperg rage and just thrown a box of rusty nails at someone?

Poof: LOL. Havoc: Jim likes them schizo

Me: Schizo is where it's at. The more schizo the better. Like last girl Sarah was arguing with, she was like "you have a crusty cunt!"

Poof: Daaaammmnnnn

Havoc: Jim is literally gonna die. Like Sarah gonna kill him in his sleep yandere style.

Me: I mean only if I cheat on her or something. Which I'd never do.

Axel: Simp

Poof: Shutup Axel

Axel: You a simp too. You know Jim is a short guy right?

Poof: I don't care. Never said I wanted to have his kids, but yeah I'd fuck the shit out him.

Me: Many such cases.

Havoc: That's the thing. Women just see red pill pseudo Chads as exotic pets. He might as well be the dog and peanut butter

Me: Dog pill

Poof: Yes, women are big gooners. But at least we don't cry about it and go on no fap thinking it's gonna give us magic powers

Me: This is true but like, you should be aiming for love, what does it matter if the guy is short?

Poof: Well that's cause I know life is tough and they need to be big enough to be a soldier or an athlete. Like not everyone can be a scientist or doctor

Me: I mean I don't think height has any bearing on any of that

Havoc: omg you're so liberal...

Axel: Like when you're more liberal than the woman...

Me: I'm serious like. Evidentially wars are on the decline and...

Axel: Bullshit

Poof: With climate change, economic collapse etc. you're either a bandito or dead.

Me: Well you were hating these guys but your politics are adjacent to theirs.

Poof: I know you've said yourself that's how people operate where they hate their own the most. "Better an enemy than a traitor"

Me: I did say that

Poof: It's true. Like these guys fuckup my political line cause they're stupid. And yeah they're tall, but so was Shrek

(Sarah gets on and puts her mouth right onto the mic)

Sarah: KEEP YOUR CRUSTY CUNT AWAY FROM HIM

Poof: Jump scare, Jesus lol

Me: Based honey!

Sarah: Also what's this shit about not dating Shrek? Like if you wouldn't fuck Shrek, you're not a real woman. I'm revoking your woman card.

Havoc: So are you saying...

Sarah: No, you guys are nowhere near Shrek

Axel: But Jim is always gonna be second fiddle to Shrek even if Shrek isn't real. Ten years from now you're gonna be like is this the best I can do?

Sarah: I waited for Jim for more like 20 years. Besides, he's my little puss N boots

Everyone: LOL

Sarah: Havoc is Donkey. Axel you're like... A taller Rumpelstiltskin

Axel: Wow

[coolfuffles]

Honestly, whatever happens today, I'm so glad that I've got Giant Chat tonight. I literally live for Wednesdays and I'm p sad that I'm going to miss next week.

[oriigirii]

💞 MC is a Genshin Simp 💞

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{ AN: Omg! This is my first ask so thank you anon (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)/!! This is such a vibe too haha, I hope you like it! } Warnings: None [Maybe Refs and Chars you wont get if you dont play Genshin Impact] * Probably a bit OOC too *

Reader: Gender-Neutral [Default]

( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)

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< Genshin Impact was a game that took the human realm by storm, with its open-world gameplay, its competitive PvE and aesthatic settings, it was truly something that captured you the moment the beta was announced. Although, as with any Gacha games, you weren’t only attracted to the world and its setting.

No no.

The characters were truly the main eye candy of the game. You’d been worried that when you had been sucked into Devildom, you wouldn’t be able to access the game due to, yknow, realm differences, but luckily that wasn’t the case thanks to Levi, and hence why the moment it dropped, you had been spending your life savings simping for characters on every banner.

Yknow theres handsome bois in devildom too... Theyre just kinda waiting for you to put your game down for a moment and kinda notice em ～((Φ◇Φ)‡ >

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ฅ⁽͑ ˚̀ ˙̭ ˚́ ⁾̉ฅ Lucifer

He usually doesn’t mind you playing games

Although, He would’ve preferred if you didn’t cause you kinda need to focus on your studies yknow?

But hey he’s not stopping you

Usually you would stay with him as he works, but he can’t seem to focus with you constantly begging beside him

Small little ‘please’ would be heard every now and then, and a sudden look of disappointment would show on your face.

He tried to ignore it, even giving little cues for you to quiet down, like clearing his throat

You didnt seem to pick up the hint though

He was just about to ask you what you were doing in the first place that has you praying beside him (which is hella rude) but your scream of happiness has him a little more irked and kinda taken back

“LUCIFER! I GOT HIM! LOOK LOOK I GOT HIM!”

You show him the screen showing your pull results

The character held a giant claymore with bright red hair

Before he can get another word in, you snatch your phone back and just sigh as if youd just had a heavenly (ironic) experience and mumble

“I seriously love him, Im so happy...”

Bro same though, Diluc pls come home

You were truly one of a kind, because youve just managed to break the Avatar of Pride’s... well.... Pride.

Did he just get cucked by a man in a video game?

Truly outrageous.

He seems to scoff and holds back a bit of an eye roll as he tries to focus back on his work

But boy oh boy, his salt is high

“If you are going to be causing a ruckus MC, May i suggest you doing it with Levi instead, I have no time for such games. I dont see why youre so caught up in such a character anyways, he looks quite basic.”

His words were sharp, and that was enough to shake you out of your fangirl/boy mode.

You were literally ready to fight the first born, a literal fucking fallen angel, for dissing Diluc like that

like

how dare

But then you notice how he seems to avoid your gaze and a small little red tint was on the tip of his ears.

Lucifer wouldve wanted to see you that happy with him, but no, a game character steals that spotlight.

Angey.

Instead of being intimidated by the sudden coldness, you giggle and finally close your phone and set it aside

You can continue celebrating and bragging about it later, for now, you wrap your arms around his arm and give him a small smooch on the cheek, which definitely makes him blush a tad bit

“Awww Luci dont be like that, Yknow I love you more”

Potential apocalypse has been diverted

But Lucifer does smile the smallest of smiles as he sighs, finding it silly to really get jealous over such a small thing and says

“I love you too, my dear... but you do have to make up for distracting me from my work...”

Well you kinda deserve it, so it wasnt long before both his work and your phone had been ditched

( After a while you do kinda see him quite similar to Diluc and it just makes you smile everytime you think about it, seems you have a thing for the strict cold men huh?)

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Σ(‘◉⌓◉’) Mammon

Why you simping for a fictional character when you already have him?!

He’s your first man!

Your homie!

“Yeah well hes my first 5* so can you blame me?”

S A D N E S S

But for real, this man is just so clingy

He has heard from Levi that you were playing a new game from the human world, and of course, he had wanted to see what it was about by watching you play.

But since it was quite grind-heavy gacha game, he grew a bit bored and asked you to come with him to hang out somewhere else, or even go to the casino and gamble his money away cause he just got goldie back

But no matter what he suggests, you were just so focused on your grinding.

He’d prefer a different kinda grinding right about now with how lonely he is, ya feel me?

But no, you still werent interested.

“Oi! Cmon MC, whats even so important about this?”

“I already told you Mammon, Im grinding for primogems from the event! Theyre gonna be gone soon and I just HAVE to get them! Ugh I swear to Diavolo, if I dont, Imma cry! I didnt get him on their first banner too... ugh!”

Wait no--

Cmon he doesnt want you to cry!

Mammon kinda stays silent for a bit as he watches you struggle to fight the monsters with your low level team, frustration growing on your face.

But as you finish, Mammon seems to snatch your phone

“Hey! whats the big deal Mammon?!”

“Shut up and show me where the store is geez”

Mammon’s demands kinda surprises you and you raise an eyebrow at him, but you do show where it was, and sit back for a while as Mammon just fiddles around with it. You werent sure what he was doing honestly, was he interested? Did you say anything that made him act this way? All you talked about the game was the gacha system so--

oh…

OH

“Mammon! Wait you dont have to---”

“There! I got you as much primo things, or whatever theyre called”

He already has tossed you your phone back and he crossed his arms, looking away as the red blush covers most of his cheeks.

You look at your phone and you honestly felt your heart speed up and stop at the same time at the amount of primos on your account, it was enough for a full 180 pull! If you dont get the limited character on the first 50-50, you have another shot!

You felt your own heart speed up and your face burn so hard, but you do mumble him a quick “But... But why though?”

“Cuz! If you start cryin’ Lucifer’s gonna beat my ass! Dont think I did it for you, you human! I just dont want him taking away Goldie again!”

“But I thought this was your gambling money, isnt it?”

“w-well!... I mean... Hmph.. Gachas kinda like gambling right?, I know Lucifers gonna hang me if he catches me in the casino again anyways, so I thought I might as well just do this... with you...or whatever...” Hes dying, help

But so are you!

Hes too fucking cute and you just glomp him and just hug him as tight as you can!!

Flusterred boi 100

But you do spend you afternoon on his lap, both of you rolling the full 180 in excitement, whether you get that boi/gal you simped for on the banner or not, you still were happy to spend some time with Mammon

He doesnt mind losing a bit of cash for you

but you do promise to pay him back (maybe with a few kissy)

But to be honest, Gacha probably will help him with his gambling addiction...

kinda...

He doesnt go to casinos anymore but he does whale with you now

Lucifer has such a mix feeling with these results.

But he still confiscates Goldie and your card on the end, yall need to chill.

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ヽ(。_°)ノ Leviathan

He probably wasn’t even interested on the game at first

He already has enough games to play, and it just looks like another rip off of some other game he saw not too long ago with that elf looking guy

But when you came to him asking for his help to get the game, you bet your ass that he felt a switch click

Suddenly it was incredibly interesting!

You do share your interests to him almost immediately

By interests, of course i mean the peeps you simp for

The sexy ara ara in the library of mondstat, the pirate looking ass of the guards, the pirate looking ass’s brother thats a wine owner and still highkey reminds you of Lucifer, the demon slayer--- You were actually unsure if you should talk about Xiao but hey hes cool

You explain it all!

From their lore to their voice lines and whatever

But honestly what do you expect from the Avatar of Envy?

Of course hes gonna be a bit jealous! He cant compare to any of these characters! Hes not as witty as that eye patch man, hes not as sophisticated as that red head, hes not as flirty as that ara ara either!

As you go on, you notice that Levi was kinda... half listening....

It made you pout, but then, it made you worried

Uh-oh you know that look

its that, ‘im overthinking’ look

So to snap him out of it, you kinda grab his face as gently as you can

“Need Grimm for your thoughts?”

He flushes and he immediately looks away, but you usher him to look at you as you coo and ask him whats wrong

It takes a bit till he kinda explains to you how hes feeling

In your relationship, you both were practicing being more open with each other, hence why you were proud of Levi for saying it

but you did feel kinda sad and frowned as he finishes explaining

“You... feel jealous?”

“Ugh d-dont say it out loud normie....”

He covers his face with his arm and you just cant help but shake your head with a fond smile, but you do need to address this and comfort him.

“Levi... when you fanboy about Ruri chan, did you ever think she was better than me?”

Your question made him frown and look at you in absolute worry

Did you actually think that you were below Ruri chan?

Of course hes an absolute simp for Ruri but.. cmon

Now that he thinks about it, he does talk about her a lot doesnt he? oh no...

“MC O-Of course not! I love Ruri chan yes, but you... I... I Love... you more...” Levi exe do be dying

But you smile at his response and gently kisses his cheek

“I think thats sweet Levi... But thats how I am too... Youre still better than any of these characters, youre real and they arent, youre mine and I am yours~ Youre my personal 5 star!” You wink at him and Levi just dips

his heart couldnt handle the cuteness and he died, ladies and gentlemen

but for real he did pass out

Must be from all the blood on his head from the blush

But ah, he does get it, and after being showered with love from you, He kinda slowly got over his jealousy

its not immediate but with simple reassurances, you can manage to reel him in and have fun with you

He does end up enjoying the game cause he gets to spend time with you, and he gets to show off when events happen 

He also goes out of his way to memorize locations for materials for you, and when youre sick or busy, he pilots your account

true gamer

But ironically enough hed probably start simping for a character too and of course, you both start bonding over that, which just makes Levi absolutely happy

I wonder if hed simp for Barbara, she is an idol afterall like Ruri chan

Probably lowkey for now

Afterall she looks like a minor so-----

( I dunno i searched shes 16-18 lol )

But regardless, I can imagine you both just cosplaying each others fav characters too

Its a wack looking ship cosplay but yall just simp for each other cause of it, its pretty fun but the rest of the brothers just finds it hella weird

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I only have energy for these 3 as always, Im sorry! But i promise Ill do the rest!! I hope you guys do enjoy, and Id love some feedback on the characters personalities cause I know they can be a bit Ooc, But feel free to send me an ask! Im pretty open lol 〜(￣△￣〜)

[bts-reveries]

expect the unexpected | 3

“Minseok! Soojin! Time to go!” you yell, checking your phone for the time. With three kids, it’s always a struggle in the morning. But you all manage to get things done and going. 

You turn your head to see if the kids were coming out of their rooms yet but the first one you saw out was your youngest son. He smiled up at you right when he saw you looking and you laughed, pointing behind him.

“Can you call your brother and sister please? They’re going to be late for school.” Haneul turns around and runs to his brother’s room and yells ‘mommy says wet’s go!’ and then runs across to the other room to yell the same thing to his sister. Who you hear scream ‘I’M COMING!’ 

“Are you ready?” Jin says, walking up behind you. You both had a free morning so the two of you decided to take Haneul out on a little date while his older siblings were in school. You haven’t asked him where he wanted to go, but knowing your son, his ideal date would be auntie Sohyun’s bakery and the playground. It’s all a three ish year old wants. 

“I’ve been since 6:30,” you replied. “KIDS LET’S GO,” you yell one more time. Now the two finally came running to the front door with their backpacks on. 

“Got everything?” Jin asks. 

“Yes!” Soojin yells, grabbing the door knob and walking out, followed by her older brother.

“Yeah we got everything,” Minseok replies. Haneul watches the two walk away and looks up at you.

“Where’s mine,” he says in a little voice, patting his shoulders. 

“You’ll grow broad shoulders like mine when you’re older,” Jin says, “let’s go, Minseok and Soojin are going to be late.” Both you and Haneul held the same expression as you frowned up at him.

“Honey, he’s talking about his backpack,” you tell him, pointing to Haneul’s backpack that was hung up by the door.

“I knew that!.. I was just--,” Jin replies, grabbing the bag and handing it to his son, “here.”

-

“Be good like always, we’ll see you later okay?” you tell your kids as you drop them off. 

Minseok and Soojin give you and Jin a kiss before getting out of the van. 

“Bye bye,” Haneul waves, Soojin and Minseok hug and kiss him goodbye too. 

You lowered down the window and yelled, “Love you!” as they walk away from the van.

“Love you too!” They yelled back, waving at you and Jin. Jin leans over you and yells out your open window.

“SOOJIN-AH MAKE SURE YOU STAY AWAY FROM BOYS!” Jin yells. Your eyes widen and you push Jin away. 

“Shh--”

“REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO HANA--”

“JIN!”

“I only like Yeonjun oppa!” Soojin yells back. Jin’s eyes widens.

“YAH!”

“Uncle secretary strikes again,” you laugh. “Calm down and let’s go, Haneul’s getting hungry.”

“That’s it, I’m grounding her until she’s married.”

“You’re letting her get married?” You ask. “I’m surprised you’re even going to let her date.”

“She can date.”

“And when will that start?”

“After she’s married of course.”

Haneul tilts his head. “What?”

-

“Auntie Sohu!” Haneul yells as soon as Jin opens the door to the very iconic, 24/7 Heaven. 

“Oh Haneul you’re back!” Sohyun happily says, stepping out of the counter to greet you three. 

She kneels down to Haneul’s level and he runs to give her a hug.

“I have money,” your son says with a smug smile, slightly pulling away from Sohyun to show her his ₩10,000. Sohyun laughs, standing up straight. 

“Wow! Go ahead and get whatever you want then,” she says, Haneul immediately runs off, grabbing a tray from the counter. 

It was a bit high for him but with some tippy toeing and a few jumps, he was able to grab one on his own. 

“Wah, I wonder where he gets that appetite from,” Jin says, shaking his head. You look at him, furrowing your brows as you see him with a tray of his own, already piled on with a few pastries.

“When did you get that we just got here?” you ask. Sohyun laughs, walking away from the two of you and following Haneul. 

“Is there anything special you want Haneul-ah~” she asks, bending down to Haneul’s height as he looked through the glass case filled with pretty and cute cakes. 

Your son smiles and points to a chocolate cake.

“Haneul I don’t think your money can pay for a whole cake, maybe just a slice?” you say, walking up to him.

“Just one?” he asks you, looking up at you with those puppy eyes. You smirk, reaching out to ruffle his hair.

“Those eyes don’t work on me any more buddy, your siblings overused that already.” He pouts, turning back to the cake.

“Just a wittle one please,” he tells Sohyun. She laughs, getting up to go get his little request.

“You got it,” she says.

“Is Yoongi in the back?” Jin asks, putting his tray on the counter, ready to pay. Sohyun shakes his head.

“He’s at his studio. He might be busy for a while, rumor has it, he has a popular celebrity that came by the other day that wants to work with him… but you didn’t hear that from me,” she winks. You put your hand over your mouth.

“Omo.. is it someone we know?” You ask. Sohyun, disappears behind the counter to get the cake slice for Haneul.

“Yeah I want to know too,” Jin says, you both wait for Sohyun to answer. She laughs when she turns around and faces you two, seeing your dumbfounded expressions. 

“I would love to tell you,” she says and you both lean in to hear what she says next. “But that jerk won’t tell me either,” she rolls her eyes slightly. “All he told me was that he won’t be working as often in the bakery because of it.”

“Aww,” you pout, “that’s so cool though, imagine being surrounded by a celebrity all the time?” Jin frowns down at you.

“What?” 

“Nothing,” he replies, “so is it just you right now?” The bakery wasn’t empty, but it wasn’t busy either. So you weren’t too surprised that it’s just Sohyun working this morning. As of now, it’s just your family, a couple sitting by the window, and a couple of university students. 

“No, Rina is in the kitchen and Taehyung should be coming in soon,” she says. 

“Oh Rina is here?” you say happily, stretching your head to the side. Sohyun smiles at you nodding. 

“Auntie my cakkee~” Haneul whines, placing his tray on the counter as well. You and Jin got caught up with your friend that you forgot why you were there in the first place.

“Oh, sorry baby,” you say sheepishly. Jin bends down to pick him up, having him sit on his hip.

“You have your money?” Jin asks, looking at his son and brushing his hair back. Haneul digs into his pocket, taking out his money, waving it around.

“Let me just ring this up,” Sohyun says, she then looks up at you, “do you want anything Yn?” 

“Oh, yeah, just a mocha latte please,” you say, your best friend nods, punching in the numbers. 

While Jin and Haneul pay for their food, Rina comes out from the kitchen and instantly lights up when she sees you three. 

“Auntie Rin!” Haneul yells, pointing at Rina.

“Hi buddy! Are you having a date with mommy and daddy?” Rina asks. Haneul nods his head, smiling at her.

“Hey, can you make a mocha latte for Yn?” Sohyun asks as she packs the food into boxes. 

“Sure thing, what size?”

“Just a regular,” Sohyun responds, handing you the box full of the pastries your boys chose.

“Thank you~”

-

The three of you were now at the playground at the kids’ favorite park, the one by the bakery. You and Jin sat on the bench, eating croissants and drinking coffee while Haneul made friends on the playground. 

“Can I have a bite?” You ask your husband, already opening your mouth. He brings a hand up to brush your hair away, before giving you a bite of his croissant. 

“You literally have one for yourself in your hand,” he says, as you take two big bites of his. 

“But yours is ham and cheese, mine is chocolate,” you say, mouth full. 

“After 18 years of being together, you’d think I’d learn to buy two of each,” he says, eating the rest of his food. You crinkle your nose.

“Saying the years make us sound so old. Our dating anniversary is a whole adult,” you say, eyes widening. Jin laughs at you, turning to grab a napkin. 

“Well I just like to remind myself that we started dating young and that we have a three year old to not make it seem like we’re so old,” he says, putting a hand on your chin and wiping the sides of your mouth. “I feel like I have another child,” he mumbles. You frown at him pushing his hand away.

“Says you.”

“Daddy!” Haneul calls as he runs to the two of you. It looked like his friends had left with their parents already. Jin dusts off his hands and wipes his mouth as he gets up from his seat.

“What is it buddy?” he says as he picks up Haneul when he gets to him. 

“Swings!” He says, pointing to the empty swing set. 

“Okay, let’s go.”

As the boys left for the swings, you got up to throw all your trash away so you could join them.

Jin puts Haneul on one swing as you come running to sit on the other.

“Push us,” you say, looking up at him with a big smile. 

“Yeah yeah yeah!” Haneul yells, kicking his feet. 

“Okaay~” Jin says, walking up behind you and pushing you off of the swing.

“Jin!” you yell as you stumble onto the floor. He doesn’t help you but instead walks over to Haneul and does the same. 

“Hey!” he says, pouting and you don’t know if he’s about to laugh or cry. 

“Yah, you said to push you so I did!” Jin says, backing away as he says this. You go over to Haneul and help him up.

“Let’s chase daddy,” you whisper to him. Haneul’s pout turns upwards into a mischievous little smile.

“What?” Jin says, looking at his youngest.

“IMMA GET YOU,” Haneul yells before sprinting off, you run after and the two of you start chasing Jin around the playground.

“Yah, you really think you can get me,” Jin laughs, running faster around the slides and jungle gym. Physically, yes, he’s much taller, has longer legs than the two of you, but was he smarter?

As Jin runs away from Haneul, you run the opposite direction to meet him at the other side as you three are just running in circles. 

He wasn’t even looking forward, but laughing as Haneul tried to catch him with his little legs.

You managed to get in front of him without him seeing and you immediately wrap your arms around his torso, pushing your weight against him and bringing him down.

“Mommy got you!” Haneul laughs. Pointing at Jin as he caught up.

“What should his punishment be Haneul?” You ask, sitting on top of your husband. The whole scenery actually was quite strange now that you think about it. You were sitting on top of your husband… near a slide of the children’s playground… asking your three year old for punishment ideas.

Let’s just say good thing the other kids left and it was just you three at the moment.

“Tickle tickle?” Haneul says, his knee bent as he slowly walks towards his dad. Hands up and fingers wiggling. 

“Y-yah, don’t get close to me,” Jin says, squirming beneath you. You laugh at Haneul as he creeps closer toward his dad.

“Tickletickletickle,” your son mumbles, tickling his dad’s sides. While Jin is distracted, you slip a hand into his pocket and take his wallet.

“Haneul quick, take this and run!” You say, handing the wallet to your son. You watch Jin’s eyes widen and he pushes you off as soon as Haneul runs off, screaming with his dad’s wallet.

“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” Jin yells, running after Haneul. You sit there on the floor laughing as you watch them run off, knowing darn well that Haneul was running towards the bakery. 

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expect the unexpected

♡ part three: tickle tickle? ♡ 

pairings: ceo, dad!jin x interior designer, mom!reader

a/n: sorry for the super late update! still struggling in school lol, this update has helped me destress tho?

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