#imagine a burger

[lemurlord]

To be entirely fair to usamericans, burger is a very solid vehicle for various analogies and metaphors.

[sachyriel]

Jalapeno bacon cheese burger

On the left bottom bun, red onion 🟣 sticks and pickled jalapeno 🫑 peppers on top of chipotle aioli 🟠 (yes I know chipotle is dried jalapeno). On the right some bacon 🥓 on yellow mustard 〽️. The bun is a bit rough, defrosted in the microwave and cut while still hot, didn't toast it I'm sorry for my burger sins.

Burger patty slathered in barbecue sauce 🟤 (I poured too much both sides, derp) on top of a bed of lettuce 🥬 with real cheddar 🧀 melted on top.

Great end to the week, no fries but I have perogies in the freezer. 🤔

[sugarcoatednightshade]

america moment happening in my online class this morning

[bicth-and-in-that-order]

[sugarcoatedrattrap]

[dzozef-art]

yes i am a control freak yes diavolo is my favourite villain

[wuthering-tempest]

burger destroyer 9000

[evilfarmin]

Hi @fridurwrites happy holidays! @phandomholidaytruce gift for you ^^ what is trucies but the perfect excuse to put Valerie in a situation

[hyper-fixated-delusions]

Visibly angry Wanda: Kids. Bed. Now. I wanna talk to your mother.

Y/N: No, kids, stay. Please stay.

Wanda: Go.

Y/N: Stay.

Wanda: Go!

Y/N: Stay!

Wanda: You go!

Y/N: Kids stay!

Wanda: Now!

Y/N: Tommy don’t move!

Wanda: You go!

Y/N: Billy stay!

Wanda: Get out of here!

Y/N: Don’t leave me!!

Wanda: You get out of here!!

(The twins move away gradually)

[fourkicks]

my talent is seeing fred durst and jonathon davis in all media i engage with

[kyndraww]

all clowned up

[tojosuggestionbox]

I always keep the Chairman in my thoughts. As his advisor, it's important that I am always considering how best to assist the Chairman at all times.

While this is not a suggestion and does not necessarily suit the purpose of the box, this is a good opportunity to remind all members of the clan that they too should keep the Chairman and his executive decisions in mind.

[duchessofostergotlands]

"We have this plastic alternative company that won the Earthshot Prize and they make these things for stadiums to replace hot dog and burger packaging, and (Prince William's) called *starts chuckling* all the individual owners of all the football stadiums in the UK and is almost done replacing all the plastic in stadiums in the UK personally."

-Jason Knauf, former CEO of the Royal Foundation, in the 60 Minutes Australia interview

[redlenai]

Mouthwashing AU:

Everything is fine, but everyone's mental health declines as the months pass by. But instead of being some horror shit going on, just Swansea being trapped with 4 people younger than him, starting with them pranking each other, more and more chaos and even fist fighting between them. Basically DadSea losing his patience

Daisuke got his hand superglued to a Sweetener package, after someone snitched he stole one (Curly did it)

Anya stealing everyone's sweaters and never returning them, she gives the middle finger to Curly and Jim the most (As Gymbros, their sweaters are gigantic)

Curly being the one that still acts like a Captain but sometimes its like a switch is clicked and suddenly he is the most uncooperative bastard

Jimmy hasn't sleep for 2 weeks, he doesn't know HOW but whoever put the damn Polle statue on his room is going to pay if he ever finds out who did it (Team work, except Swan), he can't sleep there anymore

Swansea had to break a fight between Jimmy and Curly because since they have similar builds, couldn't differentiate whose uniform was whose and literally accusing the other of stealing their stuff.

Swansea had to scold Anya and Daisuke for being overly competitive during game night, throwing pieces at each other, having a screaming match that ended when Swan claimed the Screamer title

When he is really about to lose it, its like all of a suddent the chaos ends and he is then having one on one conversations or having to act like a parent to each of them, because their behaviors are clearly caused by being overwhelmed with the isolation and silence from space.

Curly finally breaking down about the many responsabilities he has and the high expectations everyone has on him

Anya having crying fits over feeling stuck and wondering if she'll ever go to Med School

Daisuke unable to trust the fact that he is learning and improving as an Intern

Jimmy just terrified about what is he going to do when they land, what other job to apply or that he'll end homeless.

Goddamit I'm rambling so much but like yeah, a nice AU about found family, hitting rock bottom and an old man whose wisdom is the ladder to help these younger folks to move despite the unknown, and maybe Swansea noticing small glimpes of the people that raised his crewmates? Overachiever parents for Curly, single parent struggling to support Anya's education, Daisuke and emotionally absent parents, Jimmy who didn't had parents and was tossed from one foster home to another. And Swan doesn't learn these things by talking to them, they barely share these things except when they hit their limit, but he notices, by the small habits, behaviors and routines.

Of course, Daisuke being everyone's little ray of sunshine and the easiest to manage. Swan also felt his cholesterol raise when Anya mentioned craving the most disgusting, greasiest, unhealthy trash food known to man and in fact the gymbros sweating as they watch (As much as they can) what they eat.

Swansea: Ain't ya' supposed to be... the healthy one?

Curly would be ready to puke imagining the trash food, while Jimmy is lost trying to calculate the possible calories that foul thing has.

[lightbulb-warning]

shit man he's downright POSTITNOTE'D

[mammons-lover]

Diavolo (saying something out of pocket, then looking at Lucifer): Oh no... Lucifer, I didn’t mean to.

The brothers: (gasping)

Lucifer (visibly pissed off): Boys, bed. Now! I want to talk to Diavolo alone.

Diavolo (panicking): No, guys, stay, please stay.

Lucifer: Go!

All the brothers starting to walk away.

Diavolo: Stay!

Lucifer: Go! Now!

Diavolo: Mammon, please stay!

Lucifer: Mammon, do not look at him!

Diavolo (begging): Leviathan, please! Don’t leave me!

Leviathan (mouthing): I’m sorry.

Lucifer: Leviathan, if you don’t start moving, you’re next!

Diavolo: Please!!

Lucifer (pointing at the brother leaving): Get out of here!!