#im traumatising all these guys

[elise-the-blind]

haha trauma go brrrrr

I got it that this au version of Phoenix is gonna end up abit more awkward about being a pirate, is much more familiar in a military setting and forgets how quickly his fellow pirates would turn against him. He used the hate of Skyheed to rally them to his side but hes far too 'soft' to earn any real respect from the pirates

bro is not doing good after seeing his fellow citizens be turned into monsters

[berrysquared]

hunger au!Grian fanart for @definitelynotshouting beloved <3

[kkoct-ik]

another rendering practice with a silly guy

[kindaasrikal]

“Kai, Jay and Cole are the best trio!”

“Nya, Jay and Zane are the smart trio tho!!”

“But Lloyd, Kai and Cole are the strong trio!”

Shut up and listen to me right now.

Zane, Lloyd and Jay are the loser trio.

Nya, Cole and Lloyd are the petty trio.

Zane, Jay and Lloyd are the emotionally unstable because of both trauma and too many feelings trio.

Cole, Jay and Zane are the OG trio and bully Kai.

Kai, Nya and Lloyd are the second OG trio and they tackle the others every chance they get.

Not a single one of them are better than the others they are collectively one body one brain one soul that chooses when it wants to work right.

Which is never.

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: Anyone else still traumatised from doing maths homework at the kitchen table with their parents?

Jesper: My Da flicked me on the forehead once cause he was so frustrated. He is the least violent person I know but he was sooo mad at me

Wylan: My Father used to hit me with the textbook like it was going to transfer into my head 😅

[applescabs]

Hey guys? Hey? Can we fucking help her already? Can we get that forgiven percentage up please? Pretty please?

[ipromptography]

h...hi...🥵

[mukuberry]

webtoon would be such a better app if they removed comments

[ohdearlordspencerreid]

I think my lock screens speak to my bisexual panic rather well 😅😅

Credit to @skeleton-squid-boy and @togetherlikepeanutbutterandjelly ❤️❤️

Also honourable mention to @lockwme for proving I don't have a single originally thought 😅 this exact sentence is in my tinder bio..

[sophiethewitch1]

kinda wanna write a fic where the dog is literally the deus ex machina

[im-smart-i-swear]

guy trapped in a hell of his own creation: haha ive never done anything wrong in my entire life. and im always right:] anyway. why did my little brother move out:(

its so funny to me that at first glance tashi seems like hed be the most 'normal' out of all the clones but at least all the others are slowly healing n shit while hes just getting more and more insane each day and one day hell snap and explode and maim someone

[miamicommune]

it's been so long since ive been even slightly optimistic abt the future

[fruityumbrella]

why is it so hard to not be embarrassed of liking happy endings

[returnofahsoka]

"It’s Rocket who presents the idea to Peter and he neatly avoids even implying that taking the animals back to Terra is also a convenient excuse for them to give Peter a ride. "

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Rocket and his family. The sky, a couple of funerals and a trip to Earth.

my brain would not let me rest until i wrote this, so i guess you guys can read it too

[hopeheartfilia]

oooh they are going into a trap. jokastes maid that he remembered would be harder to convince to keep quiet. She did Not make that arrangment with the nurse the regent did

or so i believe. This just stinks of trap. Go back. Go back and let her go to ios alone. It is hard to know if it is your son or kastors son. But it is jokastes son. Yes its agamble to believe she would try to keep him alive but its the best gamble youve got. If she goes its most reasonable to tel kastor it is his child. Whomevers child it is they are brothers and its unlikely that the child will show signs int he first few months of being one specific half brothers. So. let jokaste go. Its in her best interest to convince kastor it is his and damen it is his. the truth doesnt really matter much but in case it is kastors and he wins you get to be mother of the next king, in case damen wins youll probably be exiled but likely under better circumstances, and you could argue for specific allowances over keeping the child as safe as you can

all in all its double insurance and she would probbly use it, so best to just let her go, shes probably smart enough to at least protect the child a little bit from the regent and knows kastor better then him

[whumpitisthen]

here's a quick rundown on astarion: gay vampire spawn (not a vampire. like a demo version vampire. a "lesser" one but don't let him hear that) who has been kept for 200 years by his master as a slave. guy (who was an actual vampire) carved him up, tortured him and forced him to lure victims into his manor. astarion has been abused in so many ways i'd hit some sort of character limit if i listed half of them. he was only allowed to feet on rats and small vermin in the sewers. poor little meow meow astarion is now free due to [game story] reasons and seeks power and revenge -- he's an edgy fuck with a lot of swag and no moral compass. bro is a menace and loves causing problems on purpose. [slight spoiler] he will literally try to suck some of your blood like a day or two after you meet him and unless you succeed a skill check he'll just keep doing it until you die. if you resurrect yourself afterwards he'll go like "ooooh ooopsie sowwy! i wouldn't kill you if i knew you'll be back teehee can we forget about this? ;) <3 don't fucking kill me". he's such a good fucking whumpee you don't even know. it's insane. i don't want to ramble but he's almost everything i've ever wanted from a character like this in a large scale rpg. [slightly bigger spoiler] despite being the go-to "fuckable" character who everyone finds hot as hell (both in-universe and online) he's HORRIBLY traumatized by his sexual experiences from when he used to be a slave and when you romance him a good portion of his storyline revolves around trying to make him realize that he's more than just a slab of very attractive meat. he hides his feelings behind a facade of "evil tumblr sexyman-esque" mannierisms and getting to finally peel it back and see him for the poor wet cat that he is is so fucking satisfying. [an even bigger spoiler] i loved watching him cry when he finally gets to confront his former master. pristine content. there's so much more to his character (and this game in general) but if you ever need to justify spending full price on a new videogame release, there's nothing better than bg3. if i could choose one game to beam directly into the brain of each whumpblr user, it'd be this one.

Okay so i already loved him from the very little information i had about him, but this is so delicious

I saw some pics of bad scars which are always hhh and heard that he is a whumpee but i didn't know the extent and now i think ive collected a new blorbo

You are telling me he meets his old master at some point...... and he cries..... and hes all sad....... he rly was made for tumblr but especially me youre telling me he has white hair and is a vampire twink who was a slave and hurt and traumatised and he has incredible sad wet cat energy and he only has a flimsy layer of confidence and absolutely no idea what morals are. i knew i needed to know more you have to understand my knowledge of the game stopped at the bear sex scene like that is it and yet i somehow always find the most pathetic little men no matter what in any media i could not give a shit about any of the rest i will consume the entire thing just to know the exact extent of his sad little life

Also i wish i had the opportunity to even consider buying a full price new release no matter how good the game is there is no world in which id be able to pay for that. Also idk about the gameplay either it seems very story oriented roleplay and almost dating sim-ish? Not a huge fan of those in general its gotta have more gameplay than walking around and basically watching a movie, but, again. No idea about anything, maybe it has incredible gameplay and i just dont know. Dont tell me if it does itll just make ms sadder bc that would absolutely make me wanna play it myself. Its kinda funny honestly the longer i spend not knowing anything the crazier everyone seems to me both online and irl. Its like im living in a separate world, i know no one who hasn't played this fucking game fjfhskhfd