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wow-an-unfunny-joke · 1 month ago

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I love having frequent panic attacks over graduation. Yay. This is so great and awesome and I’m bashing my head in.

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alumirp · 9 months ago

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luffy gets a girlfriend

He is blissfully unaware of this fact, however. He meets Torao at work, he's a firefighter and she's a doctor. She stitched up a cut on his arm and he gets hungry, spontaneously invites her to eat and she accepts, probably hungry too (or totally thinking that the cute guy with the stupid smile is asking her out).

They go out several times after that, usually with Luffy showing up at the hospital randomly, either injured or bringing in a patient, or simply to bother Torao because he was bored.

Luffy gets a new (girl) friend.

They're weird friends, though, because one day Torao just leaned in and kissed him. On the lips! And he liked it for some reason, so they kissed countless more times.

And sometimes things get too hot when they kiss and one thing leads to another and- well, they had sex. Several times. Which is weird, because Luffy definitely has no desire to kiss, much less have sex, with his other friends. But it works, so he just classifies them as weird friends.

He's pretty sure they're NOT lovers, because neither he nor Torao made fancy proposals, with roses, candles, fancy dinner and fancy rings, like Sanji and most TV shows tell, so, definitely weird friends.

And its okay, he likes being weird friends with Torao :D

(They're totally dating and no one believes Luffy when he says they're just friends. Because he shares his meat with Law, he actually, like, listens to her opinion instead of just doing what he wants, he takes her side in arguments no matter how obviously wrong she is, he fights with Ace, physically, when his brother says Law should get out of Luffy's life.They are totally dating, Luffy has a girlfriend, it doesn't matter that he doesn't know it.)

((law is just happy to be here, even if her boyfriend is a little slow))

#its like roomariage but the other way lol #law is tired poor girl #shes dating a moron lol #and if you're asking yourself:#“why its law not stressing over the fact luffy doesn't admit they are dating?”#everyone and their mother knows they are dating #she does too shes smart #aka: fem law is less dumb than og law bc women #women #do you see the vision? women #anywaysssssss #again #again everyone and their mother knows that they are dating #everyone but luffy #he genuinely thinks they are just weird friends #and then proceeds to get FURIOUS when Nami suggests that law should be weird friends with her too #imagine all the blackmail material nami will have against future Luffy when he finally understands what is going on #oh shes about to be so so sooooo rich im not even joking lol #ace being an idiot for plot reasons #but i love him i swear its just like once #hes sorry he was drunk im sure #lol actually he thinks this tall gothic and super hot woman is taking advantage of his little brother #and he actually thinks she should take advantage of him #(hes jealous hes lil bro got a baddie when all he gets its his right hand )#im sorry #kjgfhkhkjghkgfhdkghdfkjh okay that it #one piece #one piece lulaw #lulaw #lawlu

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sundial-bee-scribbles · 5 months ago

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save them tbh

#my art lol #shitpost #vocaloid #flower vocaloid #fukase vocaloid #oliver vocaloid #utatane piko #zhiyu moke #stupid joke i've been meaning to make for a while lmao. 'quick' doodles done in an attempt to save my mental state a bit (didnt work)#i'm sure moke's got issues too but nothing overtly bad ever happens to him in my shit i think... but thats more bc i forget abt him 😭#i think i keep accidentally proving my theory that vocaloid is my default hyperfix bc especially more so in times of stress i go back to it #and bc ive been doing rly bad lately YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!! inflict the horrors on those poor guys. 😇😇😇#im not gonna get too into it rn bc im just gonna post this + something else rq and then i really have to get back to studying #but my faves always always suffer thats just the rules of how my art works lol.#its my trauma and i get to pass it on to fictional characters of my choosing in an attempt to cope and process it!#because as much as bad shit happens to them SOMETIMES they get happy ends. and if thats possible for them maybe one day for me...

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proselles · 5 months ago

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thing one and dumbass two

#fengqing #is unfortunately who i was thinking of #why are they so stoopid #unfortunately the idea of a marriage-tied southern martial temple appeals to me greatly so i keep marching on the path of tomfoolery #tgcf #text post #my posts #heaven official's blessing #i thought it was heaven's official blessing for a VERY long time btw #like i read the book in like 2020/21 and i was corrected literally a month ago #embarrassing for my foolish mind #anyway im rereading mxtx books over the holidays #because theyre the only books of great length that will bring me joy and whimsy while interacting with my mother for a month #i also have crime and punishment on queue although i suppose its considerably less fun #i still need to read priory i will do it the time is nigh #and finish flv i have plans for something new but not until flv's finished i promised myself that #feng xin #mu qing #i hope they crash heads and die #its actually imperative that i finish tgcf i think i read it too fast before because i did not appreciate yin yu or quan yizhen enough #beefleaf of course remains iconic and toxic they stay winning. free sqx my girl was stressed of course they called the wrong name #have not forgive he xuan for not taking the infinitely more funny and angsty revenge of dating sqx and rubbing it in shi wudus face #tells the guy straight up hes black water and sqx thinks its shi wudus version of a joke when he tries to tell them #beefleaf #i only truly love ships with a friends/lovers to divorce arc to lovers its the only correct way to do enemies to lovers its about equality

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solargeist · 1 year ago

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despite my previous post, I don’t know how to handle when people talk abt things I don’t know or understand bc I focus too hard on my own reactions so I don’t accidentally offend them bc there’s only so many times you can say “oh really?” before you sound sarcastic ‼️💥

#LIKE I DONT WANNA ONE RESPONSE THEM BC I HATE THAT TOO YKNOW !!#i get saur nervous #it’s an even tighter pickle when it’s a media I dislike bc I don’t like lying or being rude so I go into customer service mode #but usually I’m interested or like to hear without wanting to seek it out myself #but it’s one of those social skill (?) struggle moments where I don’t know what to do but I try . but end up nervous #job interview ass #‘’right! yeah. uh huh! really!’’ (I feel like the devil !!!)#ALSO THIS IS ALL WORSE IN PERSON BC I WILL NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT AND I THINK IT MAKES ME LOOK SOO BORED BUT IM JUST TRYING TO HEAR #ur honour im turning my ears toward you #also looking at peoples face make me feel exposed and I will immediately focus more on my position again #there is just too much work ‼️‼️‼️‼️🤮🤮🤮🤮#ive stopped trying with the eyes it’s too stressful my heart races #in my head I’m like And this is where I ask a specific question abt this part of the topic ! as if it’s a puzzle (it’s a puzzle to me)#i Hope i dont sound like a hypocrite I was mostly joking in my other post I think I’m aware of when I’m doing too much phphph

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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Notes:

I think I definitely like the original versions more than the edited ones. I'm more happy with the grumpy Fernando one, whereas the bratty Seb one made me want to cease painting forever. So hopefully he looks good?????? I'm sure I'll soften on it, but yeah, not TOO pleased with it right now. His facial expressions are so cute and dynamic and unique until you have to try and paint it and then you dont love him anymore(kidding ofc, how could I ever hate my beloved boy king 🥺)

Anyways, these are them:

#the caption is a multi-pronged reference so if you get it you get it 🤭#hint: the quote is both a translation of a vettonso thing but its also not...exact. i added a little spice to it #so yeah translate all of that first(the first part of the quote wont work in google translate tho)#and then also the rest of the caption is both a reference to a real life thing but also me making it AUified !!#hehehe let me know your thoughts 🤭 was so fucking pleased w it when i first told C about it #ngl putting that quote was the main thing pushing me thru finishing the seb one #im like CMON YOU CAN DO IT!! IF YOU FINISH IT YOU CAN PUT YOUR SILLY LATIN JOKE!!! YOU LOVE LATIN!!#anyways i drafted this before i even really started the seb one #and my god LOOK AT THEIR HAND SIZE DIFFERENCE WOOF WOOF WOOF #did you guys notice...seb's ring...his wedding...ring? 🤭🤭🤭#wanted to add one to nando but his left ring finger isnt really visible but just so you know hes wearing it #I have a lot of thoughrs about rings and ungloved vs gloved hands grrrrrrr #theres a lot of meaning in it to me and it adds to their characterization so ill try and make a post abt thay sometime !#anyways pls enjoy the fruits of my labor.....#vettonso so good it makes me PAINT TWO PORTRAITS #i think before this au i was kinda trying to get away from painting csuse it stressed me out too much #and then the vettonso brainrot is so horrinle that im willing to paint for like...an undisclosed amnt of time #undisclosed not bcs im being secretive but bcs i have no idea and irs 6 am and i have school JSKFLVL #okay bur yes yes please enjoy. and enjoy my suffering as a purveyor of vettonso 🥹 id do anything for my lieges #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #catie.art.#boy king au

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cofiifii · 23 hours ago

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#want to jump off abeidge #itd be so easy #just take my car #buy some gas #find the nearest tallest bridge #and then #1 jump #sure the fall is scary #im scared of heights #but itd be alot less stressful than putting a shotgun towards my mouth #and its so funny that we always joke(d) about that #it's always been a possibility for me #and you never knew #no one would care #just another artist who disappeared from tge internet #i would need to cancel all my subscriptions too though #but i dont have $10000 right now #my dad told me funerals cost on average around that amount #in fact i saved up that much from a job #then i quit and nearly planned it as well #but i stopped because of something #i think i was just so numb that i got distracted #late nights like these make me realize how worthless i am #no one cares to ask me to do things #only when they want to make me suffer #im sorry i ask for so much #i just want to feel things #im sorry im sorry im sorry #im not perfect or reliable or on time or making the best things i can #i havent been for years

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loveforjenae · 6 months ago

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i haven’t done any of the work yet either, lmao idk how i’m gonna get through this

#literally last week i had to worry about an english project #the stress for it was insane like i’m tired man i don’t wanna do this anymore #i joke to my friends about killing myself but ts looking real nice rn i can’t do it bro #i feel like a failure #vent post #rant #i find myself thinking of my future too. idk what i’m gonna do and i can’t even imagine myself having one #i don’t know how to explain it but every time i imagine myself in the future #it’s me as someone else. like i want to be anyone but me. you know? i can’t imagine myself. it’s always someone else’s characteristics.#i think that’s why i wanted to shift so bad. to be someone that just isn’t me. idk how to explain it or how to even get through this but im #tired man i’ve been hating a lot of things about me. i hate my chin i hate my body i hate my arms i hate my acne i hate being in my skin #i can’t even take a nap because i have to atleast work on this presentation soon and maybe some of my study guide for my test tomorrow #i have the class first hour too #like i can’t win man. whoever’s out there in the universe let me be happy with myself just once please

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the-acid-pear · 3 months ago

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#luly talks #i'm brainstorming ideas im a slow artist so if i want to get it done by february i need to start now #also so i dont get so stressed i start holding the gun up to my head and screaming like that shelby picture #...you guys know who i mean by shelby right. i am not having a dont even joke lad moment. you guys recognize him he was huge #anyway. i just think it'd be cute #you'd argue it'd tie with the little gimmick of heart attached to a string in hand #not giving away their heart ...#i might make a jackalope too btw. unrelated to this one but i might

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spaghett-onaplate · 4 months ago

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new years vibes

#in the city for thr fireworks woo and everyone is worried bc my mum lowkey threatened to kill herself..#cant tell if we are all over or under reacting #eiee i hope she will be ok tho im texting her rn. should have gotten up earlier to get ready with her #so she could come along to the city too #but anyway. all should be fine. hopefully #the fireworks are really good #the 9pm ones were decent and it isnt long til midnight now #idk i feel mostly unemotional abt the new year but it also makes me feel like a particularly unaccomplished loser #but then. being upset over all i lack does not make me work toward improvement. so there is no real point ij being upset #anyway. happy new years everyone #i am a bit concerned about some friendships. and about the slight crush stirrings #bc i swear im not delusional. he was always the one to approach me and keep in contact. more so than any other friend ive had #which is firstly just yay nice friend but now were joke friend flirting except hes come out to me? helloooo #like. after the initial spiral i mostly don't feel super emotional about it #but a bit confused and stressed #eeee #anyway hope my mum is ok.. tbh i think my brothers gf shouldn't be so upset over it #like yeah its concerning and kinda inappropriate to say to a child #but isn't being upset over this indicative of the privilege we have of this being uncommon #oscar.exe

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connormoving · 6 months ago

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loveee when a character is crushed under the weight of someone elses expectations for them love when a character dedicates their entire life to something they never even wanted for themself love when the only reason a character keeps going is because theyre Supposed to and bc theyre supposed to make another person happy/proud. YES !!! CLAPPING !!! YES !!!!!!!!

#this isnt rly related to any character in particular i just thought abt this and it made me scream.#flirting at a bar Damn girl you look like youre trapped in a life you built to please someone else. and then i kneel down and pull out a 💍#sry i ran out of space for the full word ring. also why when i type 💍 Ohh theyre hiding it. bc now the emoji is 💍 Oh they changed it again #pox on their home..originally it was 🔐 sughested emoji #but then the second time it was 😭.... very anti marriage. well ig maybe the sob could be like OMG... YES!!!!! I WILL MARRY YOU!!!!!!#ngl getting proposed to is such a big fear of mine like. i dont think id ever be able to propose to someone so id have to be proposed to i #suppose but it makes me quite nervous not bc im like ohh nooo dont propose i just rly worry ill react the wrong way and theyll change their #mind. like its a very high emotion moment so ik i would be supposed to be emotional And i would be but idk if id do it in the right way . y #idk. what if my autism looms and i end up just being like 😐 on accident. fuckkk. what if i say somethinf dumb. like i try to be like YES !#but instead im like YEP! god. can you imagine. id have to just bury myself at that point. so embarassing. or like what if i get excited and #flap my hands but it was supposed to be more of a like. joyful crying type of thing... or what if im supposed to just be shocked and like .#Oh my god ....#and am I supposed to run at them and sweep them into a hug or do they do thst to me. UGH. ITS SO STRESSFUL. i suppose ill just remain alone #forever so I never have to confront any difficult situations ever again . Joke .#idk it just makes me nervous. but i suppose hopefully the person proposing to me will love me . that would be nice so hopefully they wont #mind if i dont respond the right way . and they wont be upset with me bc they love me eversomuch. a girl can dream i suppose... my head lik #is pounding sry. i need to sleep probably.. stayed up too late again -_- 8am -_- and im sposed to do laundry today But i dont want to . and #since im gonna fall asleep i fear it shant happen. UGHHH #wtvr. idk what my ideal proposal would be likeee. i don't want to be blindsided ig #i like surprises but Obviously im too worried abt like. my immediate reaction #+ i think its important to talk abt marriage Before proposing just so everybodys like #on the same page and such. Obvs... but ya. i dont think id want a super public proposal like. id like it to be somewhere nice with maybs #significance to our relationship and such. and its fine if theres like Some passersby but id hate for it 2 be like. somewhere crowded. or i #a restaurant or something #Altho if it was in a restaurant maybe we could get free food..#but maybe that can be just fake proposals later on. and our real proposal can be somewhere else. YIPPEEE. me and my imaginary future spouse #who is To be honest rather bare minimum #normal girl will be like Wistful sigh maybe my future spouse will even love me and wont scream at me and will like to listen to me speak 😍#but anywyas. my beddybye time. SURPRISE GN POST #woahhthis got off topic i forgot what the original post was this always happens. i do love characters like that

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bmpmp3 · 9 months ago

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its interesting as someone who used to be a bit closer to the very online capital A "Art Community" but is now a little more outside of it and focused on local art academia etc instead because the former always compliments me on "art style" and the latter always compliments me on the supposedly bizarre subject matter choices i make... its not bad its just interesting to see those two bubbles and how surprisingly separated they can be. unfortunately for them both, my art style is only Like This because i have a learning disability that slightly colours every line i draw and the unusual compositional choices like only drawing one eye and shit is because i was on deviantart in 2009 <3

#i dunno i was thinking about this because i was doing some experimentation with different ways to draw cartoon characters #i used to do it way more often but recently ive been super busy from school and family stuff going on (nothing bad just a lot of work)#the bmpmp3's artstyle is only extremely consistent when shes stressed!!!! jk jk but kinda LOL #if im too busy to play around my drawings will slip into whatevers comfortable for my dysgraphic hand <3 <3 <3 #but i loooove experimenting and fucking around. consistency for brand purposes is long outside of my perspective at this point #do i wanna draw detailed hair and faces... do i not.... who knows. it will change within the hour #i do appreciate when people compliment my art style tho even tho its not something i really try to do #because while i dont try to make things look a certain way - recently i had decided to not hold back on my dysgraphic nature #i probably talked about it before. instead of painfully agonizing and trying to get a line perfect and scrapping a whole drawing because #of the hand-got-tired-after-2-lines jerks and wiggles i just decided to leave that all in. show off the drawing even if its scribbly #the other day i got a compliment saying my art style is robust. im not sure i fully grasp what that means but i really like that compliment #its very evocative. robust..... gonna be thinking about it for a while #but im not joking about the academia thing professors get so baffled by some of my drawing choices and like i straight up tell them #these are habits of children largely. children on early internet in my case that i never grew out of but also habits that children still us #go on an art website and sort by new and look up fanart for something popular with kids and you'll probably see someone doing #stuff with similar artistic choices. maybe not the same because i am 26. but similar. coming from similar places.#they always laugh and seem to think im being humble or making a joke.... im not orz im not trying to downplay my skills either #if anything im trying to bring up the skills of a thousand children uploading oc art every moment of every day.... they are out there...#yeah i dunno its funny these different relationships im having to different art worlds. in the end i will always probably be a tiny bit #outside of them all as some kind of alien or creature masquerading as human but i think thats what we're all doing after all

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pankomako · 2 years ago

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dude i swear if i actually make gang's bay a real show and i write a joke about being trans people are gonna be like "this is incredibly offensive to trans people" and im gonna have to come out and be like "yall im literally a trans person writing myself im just having a laugh why cant you too"

like seriously where's the line between a joke poking fun for laughs and a joke that's actually offensive? i feel like that's a little bit subjective dontcha think

#sorry i literally cant stop thinking about this #i think we need to learn how to laugh at our own imperfections and just our attributes in general #even when they're being joked about from an outside perspective #people laugh at italian stereotypes and little german boy and conservative cartoons actively trying to offend queer people #oh but when a guy known to make fun of autistics makes a video making fun of 20-years-old european music suddenly thats bad #i feel like this ties into the whole idea of critical thinking too. which people are actively getting worse at on all sides #people need to learn to lighten up. not everything needs to either be 'safe to enjoy' or 'actively avoid this bad thing because its bad'#i actively watch helluva boss despite all the controversy around it. i dont give a fuck it's a funny show about hell whatever #i've been trying to avoid saying it because i was afraid people would block me about it. personally i dont have an opinion on the drama #it's just. swagever dude! im so tired of controversy over media actually what the fuck ever i dont care #there's an episode of clone high where they have a REALLY stereotyped charicature of adhd. i watch it anyway bc it's silly #are people boycotting the new spiderverse over the alleged stress workers faced? doesnt fucking seem like it!#idk maybe im just stubborn. or people REALLY need to grow thicker skin and lighten up #there is almost ALWAYS gonna be problems with something you like. learn to not give a shit and have fun anyway

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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years ago

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#woof. if all goes to plan Tomorrow is the last day i have to take measurements forever. if all goes to plan. if all goes to plan. but im #not holding my breath bc thats asking for chaos. i think this week ive done a good job of not pushing it #in terms of not torturing myself and making myself insane. which is good bc its exhausting taking measurements with the ambient stress of #apartment hunting from across the country. ive toured 2 places from afar and applied to them. and im meeting with someone to talk abt #potentially being roommates tomorrow. which is terrifying bc i really just wanna beg them like pls pls like me so i can stop looking pls #like i have to rely on my charisma i guess when im a bit asocial and odd. not unlikable but idk maybe they want someone more normie idk #its exhausting. ive sent so many emails and so many places r like no u gotta physically visit. ugh #and i have to clean my whole apartment by Tuesday for my landlord to inspect bc i had to give them a 30 day notice or else they wouldn't #release my info for like referal on background checks. there should b flexibility in when i can leave tho. its just stressful #at least im doing this when im pretty stable and i stop taking measurements tomorrow but i haven't taken a break since last Saturday #and haven't really had time to properly draw which annoys me and apparently i wont get a break this weekend with all the cleaning i gotta do #but oh well. at least im better off than the other person i kno who is moving Tuesday across the country and currently doesnt have a place #to stay. so i guess theyre gonna b living out of their car for a while. im stressed enough a month out from leaving #sigh. im just v tired and my heart is beating too fast and i wanna start cleaning now but im sleepy #whenever we go sampling we joke that we have to make sacrifices to the weather gods for good conditions. i guess i gotta make sacrifices #to the housing gods 🙏 ugh. pls. i dont wanna still b doing this for another week when i wont have time bc ill actually have to focus on #things. ugh. cant wait to b in the future where i dont have to deal with this #unrelated

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toonfinatic · 2 years ago

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Being into popular things is fun because there's lots of content but also stress inducing because some people think it gives them a pass to ridicule and harass the fans because they personally do not like said popular media :')

#ive been into a lot of really popular media for a good while #and its soooo fucking stressful sometimes. i was made fun of for my interests as an autistic kid and it really stings even now when people #are like OH YOU LIKE THAT MOVIE/SHOW/GAME.... OK:/.....THAT FANDOM IS ANNOYING:/#okay cool you dont have to like anything i like! but please stop making me feel stupid for being autistic about things #sometimes i feel i should be more annoying and loud about my interests. because even when i literally barely talk about them #people make me feel bad #vent #this isnt about anything in particular really #but like about 5 different medias that people just have deemed Annoying because big fandom #but also i cant win by liking obscure media because when im autistic about obscure media it gets treated like a joke #and people think i like... dont Genuinely enjoy an obscure video game or something and its just a joke!!#oughhhh the pain of being autistic online #Must Protect my special interests and not be Too Autistic ig

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0scill4te · 2 months ago

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Im dysregulated and cant stop laughing about something

#When im stressed everything feels hilarious to me #Im thinking about a coworker saying “it feels like a slap in the face to be scheduled 30 mins shorter than 7 hours”#(He said that to our manager Bc if he was scheduled 7; he'd get a full thirtymin brk)#Then i chimed in and said yeah; thats how I felt when I was scheduled 15 mins shorter than a 7 hour shift yest #And our manager take it so seriously even tho we were clearly not being srs lol idk why i find it funny..#Maybe bc im stressed and worried abt stuff rn and laughter helps #Also its just funny 2 me how clearly our coworker was joking but our manager took it so srsly. Lighten uppp #I think my manager h8s me btw #LoL #Im exhausted and tired. 2 more days yay. Im tired of waking up at 4 am..im too sleepy for all of this tbhh

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