#im so sorry sweetie

[1loer]

How it feels when i remember that i was supposed to be an ishimondo shipper and a kiyotaka stan not komaeda weirdo #56829283006000

[beckiboos]

Making local wizard very sad that an imaginary kiss does not a boyfriend make

[lumaxramblings]

People saying that Jonathan was useless in season 4, when he is literally the one who came up with the plan to go rescue El...

jonathan did not nearly lose his mind trying to keep the cali gang alive for ppl to call him useless

[fanboyvini]

me @ huntlow shippers that draws willow skinny

[defectivegembrain]

Shirley (about Abed): Boy knows things...things he shouldn't...things he couldn't

Troy: Are...are you saying he's a witch?

Jeff (sarcastically): Yes, Troy, he's a witch. He has had congress with the beast.

Troy: He's in congress?

[rippedstitch-s]

FMK: Aria, Lee, Audra

"...Yeah, um. I suppose... fuck Lee, marry Audra, and kill Aria."

@leemalkovich @ariaboughton @audrasmythe

SEND FMKS IF U WANT - ASA // VAL // MARS // OZ // GUS // MAL

[lizormianillustration]

nothing makes me more emotional than sad gromit

like I actually cannot cope

[bamsara]

what have you done.

[altruistark]

watching dofp & i love that future charles is so vague w his warning to logan like. tf u mean “be patient w me” u were a DEPRESSED DIVORCED DRUG ADDICT with a DRINKING PROBLEM i think bro deserved a little more of a heads up

[echolocalia]

i havent abandoned this blog i swear

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Do you think Minos prime will let me put my dick in his face hole?

And if he did, how do you think it would feel?

Would it be like... Palossand in Pokémon?

And my soul would be sucked out through my dick?

Audio source

[nadjasnandor]

nandor being normal about derek in 5.10

[blueberrybeomgyu]

୨⎯ "pretty mess" ⎯୧ (mjh)

+*:🐨:*﹤smut, sub!jaehyun, cockrings, petnames: baby/sweetie pie/baby boy/sweet boy, potential subspace, reverse cowgirl for a little, fem reader / wc: 3.2k / masterlist / a/n : this probably has typos but im not feeling great today so please just ignore those, babies

✧･ﾟ: *

underneath you, jaehyun mewls desperately, fingers twitching where his hands are laying against the bed sheets. he's physically drained, so tired he can barely move, but he's still so tense, vibrating under you as you bounce up and down his cock. you're facing away from him, using his knees as leverage, because you know if you look at his face, splotchy with tears and nose snotty, you'll give in quicker than you’d like to.

"what's the matter, jae? something wrong?" you ask breathlessly, feigning ignorance and working yourself on his cock. every now and then, his hips twitch weakly, causing the head of his cock to bump into your sweet spot and making you gasp before you recollect yourself.

jaehyun babbles a mess of incoherent pleas and complaints, and you can barely make out "cum, n-need t-to-- pl-" through his ragged breaths and loud gasps. 

"if you need to cum, why don't you? go ahead, baby. just do it." you tease, putting on your most innocent voice through your own shaky sighs and low moans. you're glad he can't see your devious smirk – you've gotta keep the act up, after all. 

you bottom out and roll your hips. jaehyun starts babbling again, thighs shaking as he weakly thrusts up into your cunt.

it drives him crazy, the feeling of being so close to release but having no way to reach it. he's so frustrated that he's crying, tears trailing down his cheeks and wetting his neck, as well as the pillow he's laying on. 

his head is so fuzzy, and when you tighten around him, he sobs. you're so wet and warm, squishy walls squeezing him just right. he’s pretty sure he's going to explode if he doesn't get to cum soon, and he tells you this, or at least, he tries to–

"need it, need it, mmfg, 'm gonna die, gonna die, fu– pleas–" he manages to mumble through heavy lips, and everything about him is so heavy, like he's underwater. the room is filled with such dirty, slopping sounds when you and jaehyun’s hips meet, and he's so overwhelmed, so, so frustrated.

you’ve worked him through so many dry orgasms that his dick actually hurts. he just wants to cum, needs it desperately, but he can't, not with the snug ring you slipped around his cock earlier in the evening. he thinks he's going to have another dry orgasm, and the thought runs cold fear through his body, because he can't do it, he can't take it anymore, it hurts so bad, and he wishes you could read his mind, because his tongue is thick and useless in his mouth, too heavy for him to get it to work.

"hyunnie?" you call out. by now, you've stopped the hip movement, after calling out to jaehyun for a couple of minutes and not getting a response. he kind of reacts, whining weakly at the feeling of your cunt pulsing around his shaft. jaehyun shudders as you pull off of him, slipping his hard length out of your wet cunt, and now he’s cold, and this is somehow worse. then, you turn around to look at him, and every complaint he has dies on his tongue. your own hair is a bit messy, lip gloss smudged, and he finds comfort in knowing you’re also affected by this. you’re stunning, and he whines again, quietly, as his cock twitches uselessly.

to you, jaehyun is just as pretty. his cheeks are such a deep shade of red, and his eyes are barely open, lashes fluttering prettily at you. there's a thin trail of drool running down the side of his mouth. you almost wanna lick it up, feed it back into his mouth for him, but you have at least a little self control left. 

guilt pricks at you when you take in his state – his body is limp against the bed, chest heaving and lips turned down in displeasure. his penis is nearly throbbing, pulsing against his stomach and leaking precum into his belly button. 

"sweetie pie, i’m sorry. you must’ve needed me so badly, huh?" you coo, kissing his tear-stained cheeks and running your fingers through his sweat-damp hair. "can you give me a color?"

he doesn't respond for a minute, lost in the sea of his mind, and you rub his biceps soothingly to give him time. once the question finally reaches his ears, he mumbles something weakly.

"what was that?"

"gree- g-green, c-color's green." you hum at that, looking over his fucked-out state. his eyes unfocus every couple of seconds as he tries to look at you, eyebrows furrowed, and you decide that maybe he’s reached his limit.

"think you're ready to cum, baby boy?" he shakes his head, or something like that, the movement is aborted halfway through, and his head falls against the pillows again.  

"can't, can't, n-need-" 

you shush his struggling words and straddle his lap, hovering over his thighs and trailing your hands down his stomach.

"it's okay, i've got you, yeah?" you nod, and jaehyun tries to nod with you, but it's jerky and awkward. his back arches when you wrap a hand around his member and start stroking it slowly.

"haaah- ple-- pleas' don make me, hurts so bad." 

you tell him that it's okay, that you won't make him suffer through another dry orgasm. 

jaehyun’s hips follow you when you start sliding the ring off of his cock, whining about how it's not gonna come off, it's stuck, it’s gonna hurt. you hold his hip down with your free hand, placing a gentle kiss on his tip. his hips twitch, trying to chase the feeling, but your hold is firm. his cock drools precum pathetically, and you spread it along his shaft, using the wetness to slide the ring off with a pop!

jaehyun lets out a heavy sigh of relief, and his body melts into the bed at the feeling of his penis finally being free. 

"gonna let you cum now, myungie. wanna make a mess for me?" you ask, straddling his hips, and jaehyun's nodding desperately, aggressively before you even finish your statement. when his tip pushes against your opening, his mouth drops open, and his back lifts off the bed again, arching as you slide him back into you.

you're facing him now, and you regret not doing it sooner, because he's absolutely stunning, face scrunched up in pleasure.

"mm, you're so good, hyunnie. you always do so well, my sweet boy." you praise in between your own gasps and moans, grinding jaehyun's cock right into your sweet spot. jaehyun’s shaking like a leaf, fingers gripping your hips. his mouth is still open, making no move to hide his loud, desperate whimpers and moans. spit pools in his mouth and drools down the side of his chin. sparks dance behind your eyelids, and you kiss jaehyun's cheek before leaning into his ear.

"cum for me, baby boy." and he does, almost immediately, eyes rolling back before his lids squeeze shut, and his moans are so high pitched, so helpless and pitiful that the sound helps send you over the edge, buzzing while taking in jaehyun's ruined appearance.

you fuck him through it, ignoring his cries of how sensitive he is. you grind your cores together until his hips are jerking up into yours again, only pulling off then. 

you clean him up, kiss him, dote on him until his eyes are less spacey and he’s giggling when you tickle his sides. he’s so special, so amazing, deserves the best, and you tell him that until he’s snoring softly against your chest.

✧･ﾟ: *

[flyme2damoon]

put them in a room together. who's gonna come out crying first?

...im sorry furina 🥲

[fanboyvini]

people analyzing ships they like:

people analyzing ships they dont like (just to call them problematic):

(ultra bonus if is a canon queer ship)

[userjungkook97]

ENHYPEN x PRADA