#im so sorry im so sorry

[postmortiem]

𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 . ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

@spitecrow : ❛ I will bite you if you continue this behavior. ❜

      Oh,  he  wants  to  fight  alright.    What  one  would  take  as  an  empty  threat   (  because  who  in  their  right  mind  would  start  with  teeth  )  ,  was  as  serious  as  could  be.  Or  so  Kiki  would  tell  herself  anyway.  Standing  up  from  the  dinner  table,  showing  off  her  proud  height  of  5'2"   &   approaching  Lucanis  with  this  faux  air  of  danger   —  arms  spread  out  wide.  Got  to  make  a  point  here   !

    ❝  Oh,  you  want  to  bite  now   ?   I  can  bite  back.  You  want  to  get  bitten  so  badly   ?   You  want  to  get  bitten  so  badly. ❞     Unclasping  the  leather  mask,  tucking  it  against  the  belt  around  her  waist.  Despite  the  taxidermist's  stance,  spoken  words  didn't  sound  like  real  business.       ❝ Want  to  settle  this  here  or  outside   ?   I'm  flexible. ❞

[boltlightning]

not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened

[djungleskogs]

it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

[intercrusher]

this is their foreplay

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle” ↳ "You're never gonna give up on me, are you?"

[opt1gan]

Two movies I like

[wolfythewitch]

Commission

[creepincrawl]

Shoutout to Woopy the Wooper who I just learned that I left in My Pokemon Ranch for 11 years 🫡

[biowho]

Gaby Soto is a gift

Edit: I missed one!

[rebelsafoot]

i took out the other people sitting at the table in the original comic because i did NOT want to draw glindas gay ass friends