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devi-town · 3 months ago

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this is your reminder that if you love horror, gross stuff, the wonders of the human body and the best bacteriophage design ive ever seen. https://bogleech.com/awfulhospital read it. read it please. im fucking begging yo

#awful hospital #im so fucking high right now

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fagnumopus · 8 months ago

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I feel like the kind of sex that I'm desperate to have with Brennan Lee Mulligan is the kind of sex that would make him not want to have sex with me

#i dont think he'd look at me #hes like that extremely morally upstanding dilf next door #and ur like obsessed w him but he'd NEVER do it which just makes you want him more #elliot speaks #im SO fucking high right now

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kisstheashes · 2 years ago

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tbh my first impression of you was spooky but great author, now ur just horny spooky great author who has fantastic taste

......wait how long have you been following me i thought you only followed me after i stopped posting much writing-

and then we get to the second half and i just

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have no words this is

thank you???

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have no reaction images on hand so have a hit from my bong?? is that good??

#asks #raptures-songbird #im so fucking high right now #excuse ny behavior

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miasmaticinfection · 8 months ago

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#im so fucking high right now

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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 months ago

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:-P

#me: ive gotta read so fucking much by monday if i dont wanna look like a fucking idiot in my lab meeting monday #also me: if i dont draw maid sanji right fucking now im gonna puke #can u tell what my 2nd favorite shojo was in high school? many scenes still live rent free in my head #clannad was my 1st fave btw lol #also. god i kno i say this on every sanji post but i think abt him so much ever sing day #she is my absolute favorite babygirl. i hate him. i want her to suffer forever #female sanji #me in 2014: what if girl sanji? me in 2024: what if girl sanji???#vinsmoke sanji #sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #one piece

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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months ago

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this has been a roller coaster of a design journey but finally I can present you: class swap artificer!adaine and rogue!fabian

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhfy #fhsy #fhjy #fabian seacaster #adaine abernant #fh class quangle #goodbye... goodbye hoodie kid adaine..... we have mecha pilot/power armor adaine instead #I couldnt really land how she'd get a hoodie reliably in freshman year given the abernants pattern of confiscating shit from her #so I kinda switched gear and dug a bit into a like sukeban aesthetics instead. and since shes with the AV club I like the idea of #like a radio coord thing for her. hence the suspenders #I fully admit the sukeban thing is influenced by the hacker woman in ghostwire tokyo who I have a small crush on #she's SO cool. too bad about a number of things with that game #the jacket of useful things is a racer jacket this time bc Im predictable like that #her ensemble in junior year is her tank top + overall it might not be clear enough in the pic...#just had the thought ''man I should do turnarounds for all of them'' and immediately had to slap myself out of it #anyways uh! fabian I have inflicted with my favourite thing to do to characters who like to stealth or fly under the radar #which is Bright Extremely Noticeable Jacket That Hides Your Hands #fabian's ghost motif has led me to the famous horror movie trope of silhouette with iconic jacket from afar #(see Sinister and Alice Sweet Alice)#and I love to imagine him hanging the coat up somewhere and opponents aiming there instead of at him #but also the raincoat is specifically modeled after the yellow fisherman's raincoat #and. that led to. me thinking abt fabian pulling riz up at that cliff with a net instead of the battle sheet lmao #so his junior year design is fully Fishing. which is so fucking funny it has obliterated all other possibilities from my brain #ranger flavour: captain ahab #I still debate making him carry around an actual fishing rod tbh. right now Im giving him a rifle grappling hook thing #gods. I just think High School Classmate Suddenly Gets Way Too Into Fishing is the funniest fucking thing that can happen #thank you fabian. thank you for giving me this. love you buddy #still blanking on kristen but! throughout this whole storm here I've realised I just need to fuck around

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sciderman · 3 months ago

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when did anons get nuked 😟

they wouldnt stop spoiling deadpool 3 and now i've seen it but kept anon off to prolong the punishment so they feel it

#sci speaks #i'm kind of glad i have anon off at the moment. i know i'd be getting so many bad deadpool takes in there right now.#im seeing so many bad deadpool takes on the internet at large right now #i hate when i bad piece of deadpool or spider-man media is released because i go through the inevitable motions of #“they dont know them like i do” and i hate being like that #i think its a curse having hyperfixations that are so high profile but only because of like. bad movie adaptations.#they're otherwise obscure. and with wade wilson who has. so few actually good adaptations actually. its nearly impossible to find #a good faith deadpool fan who doesnt just like him because hahaehehe he says fuck in the movie #did you hear that he said fuck! thats so smart and subversive because usualy... superhero dont say fuck.

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boobliker42069 · 2 years ago

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we put him in the bong and smoked him

#mcr #my chemical romance #frank iero #mychem #im still so fcukigb high right now thid took me so long to post #tagging this as fuck bc its funny

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fagbfcore · 2 years ago

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yeah yeah not much just taking some time off work to really focus on my hobbies (scrolling through tumblr while squeezing my thighs together as i get wetter, feeling my tdick twitch against the soaked through fabric of my boxer briefs, squirming around in bed as i read all your posts, craving to be rubbed and sucked soooooo so fucking bad but not even touching myself about it bc being so riled up and horny and desperate and needy feels sooooooooo so fucking good fuck)

#just on my side rocking ny hips back and forth.....soooo fucking needy hmmfuck. fuck fuck fuck i need to be edged so bad ughhh fuck #ftm nsft #nsft concept #trans nsft #queer nsft #im so high and so wet right now goddddd i'm throbbing so much it feels so so good

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hayaku14 · 4 months ago

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gymnast kaito x sharpshooter shinichi meet-cute in the olympics au

#kaishin #i can already hear my brain going BUT SOCCER PLAYER SHINICHI RAAAAAAHHHHH #but shapshooter shinichi tho cmoooon CMOOONN #yall have seen the olympic athletes yall have seen the flavor #i saw yeji and yusuf and im like OKAY SHINICHI SHARPSHOOTER #also gymnast kaito this is canon in my brain idc #i would love to see kaito's floor routine like pleaaaaaseeee #also that one epke zonderland london 2012 high bar routine but make it kuroba fucking kaito RAAAAHHH #also also in my mind shinichi would only wear glasses and he'd affectionately call it 'conan'#idk a whole lot about the olympics and either sports so im not confident enough to make hcs #thats why im just yapping here LOL #might binge watch some olympics related videos and articles later idk #yell some hcs for this au at me I'd love to know!!!!!!#dc prattles #ALSO FUN IF KAITO GREW UP IN PARIS AND HE'S REPRESENTING FRANCE WHEWWWW #but it's also fun if kaishin are both team jp and theyret meeting for the first time yippeeee #akai would be shinichi's coach maybe 🤔#also i looked it ip and apparently karate was removed from the official olympic games FUCK but WE DONT CARE BECAUSE #OLYMPIC ATHLETE BESTIES SONOSHINRAN MY BELOVED I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU #anyway sonoko in gymnastics ran in karate and sharpshooter shinichi WOW WOW WAIT MY BRAIN HAVING A MASSIVE ROT RIGHT NOW #oh you just know sonoko does all those tiktoks with a shy but excited ran and completely forced to participate shinichi LMAO #kaishin meet through sonoko ofc 👀👀👀#sonoko and kaito are besties too and are familiar with each other for both being in the gymnastics scene #anyway kaito and shinichi meet and kiss and fall in love #ALSO SHINICHI THIRSTING OVER KAITO'S MUSCLES LMAOOOO #AND KAITO THIRSTING OVER A FULLY CLOTHED SHINICHI POISED FOR A SHOT LIKEEEE #oh they wanna makeout real bad i fear #ALSO KAITO IS THAT ONE ATHLETE WHO KEEPS STEALING THE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE LMFAOOOO #the tiktoks of that guy was so funny lol i just know kaito would do the same #you know what maybe I should've just typed this on the post and not on the tags but it's too late now LMAO i want more of them tho omg 😳

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scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde · 8 months ago

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albus severus is the human embodiment of be gay do crime, in this essay I will-

#shitposting in its rawest form #im right though #this boy saw that phrase said bet and never looked back #harrys a cop its neccesary rebellion #and he is into some dark magic shit i am telling you right now #he has been dabbling #he commits low level crimes on the daily #and is very open to high level crimes when the situation arises 😗😗#source: my brain #also actually the entire fucking play #that is not a teenager who follows rules or makes sound sensible decisions #hes the type of kid to just go out one day and accidentally commit fraud embezzlement buglary and join the mafia or something #half by accident half just cause he felt like it 🤷🏻‍♂️#scorpius is not like this yet is always by als side when hes getting into trouble so he might as well be lmao #the be gay bit is very self explantory #he would commit unspeakable crimes for scorpius which just ties it all together so nicely #scorpius is the source of his gay and his crime 🙏🏻#hashtag soulmates 😍😍#albus severus potter #scorpius malfoy #hpcc #scorbus

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slumbering-shadows · 6 months ago

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Camera cuts to Oision Hakinvar, riding a dragon through the roiling stormclouds. His phone starts pinging wildly. He pulls it out, quickly, intending just to silence it, and sees an urgent notification from KVX Bank.

His nemesis list, somehow, now includes thousands of very strange names of people he has never heard of before. The Bad Kids being there makes sense, but- he squints at the screen. Who the hell is Siobhan Thompson?

He watches Riz Gukgak blast his fucking cousin out of the sky with a cannon.

The shockwaves cause his phone to slip from his grasp, and disappear into the clouds.

#fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high junior year spoilers #SORRY THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID BUT ITS FUNNY TO MEEEEE #the implication is that we as the viewers are now on the nemesis list. btw #also did i spell his fucking name right. idek. im dyslexic #i need to go back to bed fr

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syn4k · 9 months ago

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