#im so fucking baffled
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sunriseovergotham · 11 months ago
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IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE
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puncivilian · 2 years ago
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I... MULTIPLE people filled out their expense reimbursement and put... A GST number... In the invoice number space. Guys. It says right there. Invoice #. And gives an example. HOW
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 2 years ago
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more of the dapper lad! i Cannot get him out of my brain
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shwarmii · 1 year ago
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i just heard one of my favorite youtubers say this meme out loud in a video and the pronounciation FLOORED ME so now i gotta know:
poll is just "which way do you say it"; tags is "which way is right", assuming your answer to "which way is right" is different to "which way do you say it". or i guess tags are also for uhhhhhh if your answer is complicated and if you wanna explain, if you have a diff way of pronouncing (pls tell meeeee), or whatever else you want, im not your parents, idk
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chotachica · 6 months ago
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Favorite part of The Dead Boy Detectives for sure is Edwin pulling literally every single age appropriate male character he interacted with. The absolute cunt ever
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ahappyphjl · 6 months ago
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the phouse has a secret door??? dan could see the phouse from across london?? like do they live in a clown house in phantasy land???
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pacing-er · 7 months ago
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Finished reading People Love Dead Jews and I'm thinking of that propal who tried reading it and couldn't get past the part where she talks about "Birthright trips." And uh... She didn't even mention Birthright trips. Not once. I think they interpreted the part in the short introduction of the book where the author talks about her first trip to Israel as a Birthright trip?? Even though she did not refer to it that way??? Anyways that was literally in the first ten pages of the book lmao these bitches are so fucking lazy and intolerant. They really do just shit themselves over the first mention of Israel like I'm sorry but if you're gonna claim to be "not antisemitic" and "accepting of Jews" you need to come to terms with the fact that Israel is important to many Jews. It is going to be mentioned in Jewish literature, both in reference to the modern state of Israel and the symbolic "people of Israel" aka the Jewish people. If you cannot handle even hearing the word then you will never stand with us and your support is hollow and performative!
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xxplastic-cubexx · 26 days ago
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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent
#xmen#xmen comic#krakoa#cherik#snap chats#until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny#how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind#ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM#i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were#fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something#and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone#and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly#ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious#sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder#and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room#GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom#im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building#obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3#in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral#ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am#im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day
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analog-television · 8 months ago
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whatever. lesbians be upon ye. absolutely not enough liz/egg art on this site (im still not great at drawing them but. this is just a small doodle where im trying to get the hang of them.) based on the hut decor where you just get portraits of lesbians.
crt version + original image below cut
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look at them. truly the best hut decor (tho i also liked filbo's little award for catching all the bugsnax).
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tkachukisms · 5 months ago
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local man NEVER recovering from this oh jesus CHRIST
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speakofthedebbie · 1 month ago
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WHY IS HUSK SO SHORT HERE AHGA
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no cause this is prolly the straightest this grandpa has stood next to someone with a confirmed height right. using ultra advanced math (a fucking ruler on the screen) husk is like 1.3 cm taller than half of angels height (8ft) so theres some margin for error but. YOU ARE NOT TELLING ME THIS MAN IS SHORTER THAN 5' WHAT-
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moeblob · 2 months ago
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son boy raccoon trash can man suffering in a dnd au as a cleric bc his warlock will not stop committing murders and he has to keep coming up with reasons murder is valid to convince the gm its fine and under control
#my characters#oops i fell in love#right is trying his best in the au to think about all the logic behind killing someone despite being a cleric SPECIFICALLY#bc he refuses to hurt anyone irl or in dnd and ok fine their warlock can have a little murder as a treat#and the body count is adding up and hes like ... so tired..... please can you not kill for five minutes im running out of excuses#fwiw he has the weird logic of the group in the base plot and the guy who is the gm here#is v open about ok but if we ask right then hell give an unhinged answer completely thought out and rationalized#and in fact asks him hey i know you refuse to hurt people but im having a debate with these two coworkers#if you had to commit a crime for aaaaaanyone on the planet who would you commit a crime for#and he doesnt even hesitate to say luca obviously to which the asker is like WHAT ABOUT MY DAUGHTER#YOU WANNA MARRY HER AND WONT COMMIT A CRIME FOR HER? but LUCA? of all people???? not even brent?#and right is just so confused because first off brent would probably be the one committing a crime for him without being forced#(brent agrees with this statement with a shrug) and second off luca has really weird coworkers and thought he was getting stalked for a bit#due to a misunderstanding with said one weird coworker so yeah obviously right would threaten the guy with a gun which is illegal and#third and final how could he face his beloved angel (the daughter mentioned above) if he was a criminal#he cant tarnish a sweet little innocent girls opinion by committing a crime IN HER NAME gosh fuck off with that attitude#he has STANDARDS thank you very much#and the three at the table are all like okay yeah that was really thought out on the fly youre right#also brent do not commit any crimes for him please and brent just nods in agreement bc ok he wont commit a crime unprompted#also hi animal crossing emotes are so fun to doodle for bye#once again i am baffled by how different the colors look on my laptop in the art program vs posting to tumblr#im going to go insane at how different they look#IM COLOR PICKING FOR MY OWN OCS AND ITS SO WRONG LOOKING IDK MAN
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yea-baiyi · 1 year ago
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people on twitter are discoursing about whether xie lian’s chastity-based cultivation is a form of abuse (?????) which is so backward to me like huh???? yes jun wu’s thing about xie lian being a virgin is fucking creepy and weird and part of his overall obsession and desire to control him. but did they just completely miss the part where xie lian chose this method of cultivation bc the abstinence wasn’t an issue for him? he got hit by sex pollen and never once thought of sex? he didn’t even cultivate for 700 years and just never had sex because he never wanted to and as soon as he found a guy he wanted to fuck he just went for it? literally didn’t even pause to consider the cultivation thing at any point. if this were any other character it might have been used against him but the whole point is xie lian once again perfectly dodging jun wu’s manipulation attacks by just being a weird little guy with autism
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toki-toro · 1 month ago
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Jesus christ
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blamemma · 8 months ago
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Daniel Ricciardo discussing the new chassis he will receive at the Chinese Grand Prix
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atragicallycrispydude · 2 months ago
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I LOVE YOU, 50 METER BACK TO CORNER COMBO ! ! !
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