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HAPPY HOLIDAYS FUCKERS!!
I haven't been online and I likely won't be online for a bit- so shout out to my moots. I'll get back to yall soon-
In the meantime marvel at my genius <33
(Aka kicking ASS at Magic the Gathering)
#im screwed tho#he pulled out his angel deck#if i dont return#ive been sent to shame#happy holidays!!#Christmas eve#sunny rambles#personal post#OFFLINE BREAK!!
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I may have just made my life's work
#house md#malpractice md#hate crimes md#more mouse bites#he needs mouse bites to live#dr house#and im sorry if somebody already made this#i looked around a little and havent seen one but thag doesnt mean anything#Thank god tho that its november and this isnt gonna screw up my wrapped
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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in
#viktor#arcane#ig my assumption would be that he wears both simultaneously cause in the scene where he injects the shimmer#it seems implied that he just threw off his clothes and kept experimenting#so one might assume he was already wearing the smaller one underneath#tho it is a funny image to think of him just being like 'one sec i gotta go all the way home and grab my other brace to do this'#he can take off the back brace too cause hes not wearing it in the scene where he's in the hospital bed and you can see his shoulder#where the strap would be#but that one seems to make even less sense functionality wise#everything looks like its screwed together#or screwed INTO him#but only the top bolts on his spine are i think#in the close ups of his back brace model it looks like theres cushioning underneath the parts of it that cover the rest of his spine#so he can take it off. but HOW#what parts of it unscrew/detatch to pull open and off#does it not do that at all and he just has to shimmy it off his shoulder and all the way down his legs to get it off like a romper#the shape language of the designs are cool but like. tell me how it wooorrkkksss#forgive me if im just dumb and dont know at all how braces work and theres a very simple practical explanation for all this#any king who wants to infodump about mobility aids at me....the floor is yours#something to be said i suppose about the fact that zaunites have crazy prosthetics with wild augmentations that work flawlessly#and piltover's like. idk heres some fucking uncomfortable ass metal. salo gets wheelchair in non ada compliant place#they havent ever needed to adapt to accommodate disabilities etc etc#or maybe artists were just like 'heres a design' and everybody clapped and didnt give it a second thought#and then they just turned off the visibility on the mesh when they didnt need it knowing thered not be a scene where its taken off#dont even wanna THINK about what that rig would look like#like 40 different controllers#soft body and rigid hard surfaces needing to move together....#a cold chill just shot up my spine#<- guy who is only an animator and doesnt know how to rig#forgive the magic wand tool with zero cleanup. i am lazy
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just a casual wip bc why not
#im trying out a new rendering style in which i say screw you to lineart and just render in b/w#its very fun until i have to add color#aviiart#why am i awake at 3AM you may ask? because reasons.#but fr tho if anyone knows why my everything decided to just randomly cause me pain right n ow thatd be very helpful
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the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO
1 like = 1 prayer
#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment#we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell#looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off#we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol#AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish#but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off#but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far#its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek#but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎♀️🧎♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros#if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO
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🦦⚔️
#they r so screwed. theyre toast. its joever. those notes will do NOTHING to help them. 'ask jamil' and a line down the page. cmon#silver looks soooooo cyute tho. crewel im sorry these two will eternally be in supplemental lessons#i think that perhaps the cauldron is supposed to have blue liquid not pink smoke. but who's to say#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#kalim al asim#divus crewel#suntails#i was literally starting the rendering on this when crewel's card came out so i immediately pivoted to that greenish lighting#twas the best
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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story
REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you
but if he is the work husband, he��s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.
he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.
he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date
#anonymous#he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL#i have soooooo much to say about him#he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme#but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since#he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school#and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant#because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official#everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly#he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun#what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes#and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past#idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent#at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too#and so lawyer toji is born#does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely#but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real#but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband#but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give#away his hopeless devotion from a mile away#the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble#satoru x reader#him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder#and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office#and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs
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Inspired by The Definition of Love and All Things Ineffable by @elvensorceress on ao3
Everything is still. Quiet. He stares like he’s never seen. He probably hasn’t. But it sings through every cell in his body. Eddie… the things Eddie sees as love…
Eddie breathes slowly and wets his lips. “All I know about the kind of love you’re asking about? Is you. Love, to me, is you.”
Buck knows it’s true because he feels it. He’s always felt it. He’s never really doubted the strength and depth of their bond, just how to qualify it.
#911#buddie#911edit#buddieedit#evanbuckleyedit#eddiediazedit#flashing tw#hello im obsessed with this fic#the line in the set has nothing to do with the one on the caption#but they meshed together in my head and it's the thing that brought this set together aoksoaksoaks#seriously tho this fic is amazing#you should definitely read it if you have the chance#Jenwyn thank you for writing the fic AND for being so cool about me posting this <3#i hope you like this#completely random because i know it wont load right but this set is very satisfying when the gifs load at the same time oskaoskaosk#im pleased with it even tho tumblr keeps screwing me over lol#my edit#fic edits#911 fic#evan buckley#eddie diaz
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Happy 5th Anniversary, Fire Emblem: Three Houses!!! ♥️💙💛
Crazy to think its been out for 5 years. I love this game and I’m glad so many people still love it :)
#im really talking about this game like im an adult in their 30s looking back on something that came out when they were like. 10#im 20 and this game came out when i was 15#still tho. it feels weird that its been 5 years already? like damn. my perception of time is so screwed up#or maybe its not and im just perceiving time properly for the first time. who knows. anyways#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#fire emblem 3 houses#fe3h#saint seiros#fe seiros#seiros#fanart#fe art#fire emblem fanart#illustration#artists on tumblr#artist on tumblr#rhea fire emblem#rhea
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-cough shy wave- DRFTYGuh
Emergence Moon (Very Left): @toxictoxicities also Moon(Middle): @shkika also also Moon (Right): @weepinglilvessel
#you guys gotta give ur Moon vers a name man#I love ur works tho#RDFTHUIj#-runs away-#fanart? its more shitpost#im sure it counts for somethin#Moon Moon and Moon#there are many other Moons out there#fuck I should of put a fake png pic of a moon there too#oh well#also screw drawing below the knees SERDFYGUh#ToxArt#Emergence#rainworld#there are still so many others I look up to in this fandom so I hope to getting around to draw others
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|| except for something in the eyes and a bit of drool ||
#lyrics from american healthcare by penelope scott#sorry the text is hard to read#check alt text for an easier time#shout out to that one other guy who drew danny with a crop top#he looks so fun#also i figured out how to draw jackets!!! huzzah!!#bad news tho while doing this i totally forgot to take pictures for an art assignment#so im kinda screwed but it will workout#i will just have to work constantly this weekend#i put little stars on his hoodie :3#danny phantom#my art#had fun with colours this time
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4/11/24 - Nara
#Day 102#Nara#art#fanart#nexomon#nexomon extinction#scenery#scenery art#nature#nature art#sunset#sun set#art challenge#small artist#jesus christ this took forever but i finished it#finally my first champion drawing#Nexomon champions#digital art#ibispaint art#ibis paint#to everyone in that poll a few months ago im sorry but your never gonna see me draw luxa again 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺😔😔😔💀#UGHHH I CANT BELIEVE I MADE IT TO 100 DAYS SNEIMWKAMSJWOWKAMSBWUOQMANWJ#hmmmm ok now for the nara headcannon hmmmmm#i feel like (spoilers for the first game ending) deena used to be super close with her siblings and it really hurt her to go against them#she doesnt regret siding with humanity but she misses them deeply and tho the other champions would never admit it but they miss her too#and omnicron was a shitty dad#and zetta was omnicrons favorite child also#and also metta was the screw up of the family and rlly wanted omnicron to be proud of him and also ventra loves gardening and
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why does CJ have sm beef with the sun & moon tho like what is his deal
#the amount of songs where he had problems with the sun or the moon or like something relating to them#there's the icarus vs the sun thing sometimes#bro made whole ass characters fight that have sun & moon motifs#& then there's his Fly Me to the Moon cover#whys he so mad at these spheres#like he has a whole stanza for earth in not perfect#but nah fuc the sun an ESPECIALLY the moon#mans got sunburnt too many times#idk what tf the moon did#tho I am curious as to why he said “el luna” in FMttM when luna/the moon is feminine#at least im like 95% sure it is but i don't remember much spanish#screw HMS lore i need my FMttM lore#chonny jash#moss post
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(This a continuation of previous events found here and here. Also uhh this got longer than I thought and a bit edgier than I planned oops....)
(TW for mentions of torture and murderous intent I guess??? my guy is less-than-hinged lmao. it doesn't go too in-depth)
Okay. Darkrai... hadn't expected this, but, he can't say he doesn't understand how the other him was acting. He knows now that he'd been too hasty in his excitement, babbling and possibly coming across as, well, mildly deranged. He'd usually have more tact, okay? He's had a terribly long day filled with scheming and manipulating and battling and, ahem, acting. As well as a particularly turbulent travel through time, to top off everything else. Could you blame him for slipping a bit when he hasn't been permitted any rest?
So, yes, he certainly may have come across as rather off-putting. Depending on just how far in the past he's been sent, this version of him may not have even thought of messing with time yet, making his claims seem rather out-of-nowhere. Or, the other may believe him to be an illusionary impostor, not being experienced enough to easily see through those cheap tricks (that are, of course, not cheap when used by himself,) like he can now.
He knew exactly why the other reacted like this -- centuries of being endlessly backstabbed would lead anyone to being quite distrustful, and clearly those centuries are fresh memories for his previous self. Centuries more had it taken to refine his ability to pick out truths from deception, and he's led to believe that the other lacks those many latter years of experience.
Though, even extensive experience in detecting a lack of untruths may not've have been enough to mitigate suspicion. If he had been met by his future self who fervently divulged plans to team up for world domination, he'd be ecstatic! Which, of course, would lead straight into suspicion because nothing ever goes his way like that. It'd sound too good to be true. So, yes, he can understand.
But that didn't make it any less irritating and demeaning. Him, HIM, elicitor of nightmares and despair, being dragged about by his hair like an unruly hatchling!? If it weren't necessary to prove he's on the other's side, (if he weren't too injured to fight back,) he'd be tearing the insolent fool to shreds!
As it is, he flails and shrieks indignantly.
"What are you DOING!?", he cries, grabbing at the claws entangled in his hair, "We're on the same side! We have the same goals -- or, well, they aren't your goals yet, but they will be!"
The other simply ignores him and continues pulling him along as he defiantly rakes his legs into the dirt in an ineffective attempt to slow them both. The other glares at the sight of the ruined grass left in their trail but says nothing, continuing to drag him towards the edge of the island, in the opposite direction of the larger landmass. Towards the closer island he'd spotted before.
Ignoring him... Ignoring him!? The nerve--! Had he truly possessed such arrogance in his youth!?
... Well. Don't answer that.
He still hasn't stopped sputtering and ranting even after they've left the land behind and begun traversing the water, forcing him to begin floating as well lest he get his legs wet. And his past self still hasn't said anything! He'd find the self-restraint admirable and compliment himself for it -- the other's accomplishments are his accomplishments, after all -- if it weren't utterly infuriating! He should be using this time allowing his strength to return and concocting a new plan for a global apocalypse, not... this!
Feeling exceptionally petty, he abruptly stops supporting his own weight around three minutes into their traversal over water. He'd been remarkably agreeable so far, he'd say, but he's reached his limit. If his past self was so intent on ignoring his words, and so intent on dragging him who-knows-where, then the other can support the weight of both of them. Hmph.
Next thing he knew, he was being dunked into the water.
He coughed and spat and gagged and wheezed as he shot himself upwards, only to get rudely yanked back down by the hair again. The other had finally paused their journey, and instead was... laughing! At HIM! No, he's had enough, he cannot let this slide! He is the other's senior by centuries, he is the authority here, he would NOT be laughed at!
"You... Y-you--!!" He cut himself off as he started violently heaving again, producing even more laughter from the other.
His breathing became ragged and harsh, a low, animalistic growl ripping from his throat. His claws clenched so hard it was painful and he suspected he had drawn blood, but he didn't care to check.
Now. Darkrai had had a very long, very tiring, exhausting, humiliating, wretched day. But he'd weaseled his way out of it, he thought. He'd gotten out alive, he was somewhere away from those that would've ended him, somewhere even he hadn't recognised, somewhere they would be very hard-pressed to find. Somewhere to rest, regain his strength, and plan another attempt.
Even better, he found who he was certain would be an ally to him. Who better to team up with than himself? No one else would ever understand the unbridled hate bubbling away inside him, no one else would ever share a desire for his ideal world, he'd accepted that and decided long ago that he simply didn't quite care about what others thought.
But now he had someone that would understand, right? Someone he could talk to, right? Someone he could rule the world alongside, right? Someone to treat him with respect for once in his horrid, cursed existence? Right?
So why, why, even now, is humiliation still all he ever endures?
In mere seconds his fury had turned downright murderous. He'd tried explaining himself, he'd avoided violence, he'd tried what amounts to his version of being nice, simply because he was dealing with his own immature self. But his efforts were ignored, and he was reduced to something to laugh at. Of course. Of course! It's nothing new, is it!? Nothing ever changes. Nothing, nothing, nothing. No respect for Darkrai, never ANY respect for Darkrai!
The abrupt urge to kill the prompter of that infernal chorus of phantom laughter echoing in his head was overwhelming. Were it any other being in existence his rage was directed towards, he would have, right there, right now. His claws were trembling, not from the sopping cold, but from the sheer effort it took to not clamp them around that neck and squeeze.
But he cannot. That would have disastrous consequences for himself, and he couldn't have that. And that's fine. Yes, that's fine. Fine.
Because he has a better idea. A much, much better idea.
A delirious calm washes over him. Yes, it's okay that he can't strangle the other to death, you see? His past, young, silly self simply needs guidance. Needs to be taught respect, needs to have the grave error pointed out, needs to recognise the difference in power, the inferiority to him.
There's a proven formula for this. Proven to him, and then by him, again and again and again over his several-millennia-long existence. It always proves true, always, that the only reliable path to respect is to instil sheer, abject terror.
He cannot truly kill the other, but, in his domain, in a nightmare? He can kill, over, and over, and over again. He's done so countless times, in the most creative of ways, and he never grew sick of it. He'd go on and on and on, until his victims lose the energy to scream, and then still on and on some more. He hasn't hated enough to subject a victim to such torment in a while. He'll savour every second...
The other will try to wrench control away from him, he's certain. Drawing upon the same power, attempting to loosen his iron grip, and failing miserably in a way that cements his place at the top. He is older, he is better, more experienced, superior. He will make it happen. He will. He will.
The other has long-since stopped laughing even as the phantom chorus continues, and is instead eyeing him with confusion and a touch of concern. Hah. Hahah. A bit late for that, he thinks.
With a wheezed, stuttering chuckle of his own, he summons the beginnings of his Dark Void to his claws, already vividly picturing just how he'd go about splintering a mind to pieces this time around. A bit of physical torture, then psychological torment, followed by some obliteration of the sense of self -- that was always so very funny to watch, hah, hah...
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Why was the world spinning?
He hadn't noticed, too absorbed in his vengeful thoughts, but the summoned Dark Void had barely flickered into existence before weakly petering out. He simply didn't have the strength. The exhaustion, the injuries, a jet-lag equivalent for portal travel, and a touch of possible hypothermia had combined to make him quite frail and ill, and the attempt to draw upon his power only sapped away at what little strength remained.
He was teetering in the air even though he was still being held up by its claws, his eyes unfocused as his body shivered and dripped. The other now felt bad for laughing -- he was clearly much less well than he had seemed. Is that why he had stopped maintaining his own hover, before? They had assumed it was a spiteful act and had therefore allowed him to fall... now they felt really bad.
Why hadn't he just said he was unwell?
Pride, its thoughts hummed immediately. If anything was clear about this supposed "future self" of theirs, it was that he was self-absorbed to a comical degree, and utterly seethed when he wasn't the one in control. He was... well, rather foul and unlikeable and very untrustworthy; the mere thought of him insisting the two of them were the same was skin-crawling. But he was unwell, all the same.
The Darkrai that was not on the brink of collapse looked to the distant island, still quite a ways away. Around two hours if one was travelling alone, but if, say, one had to carry around an unconscious double of themself, it'd be quite a lot longer and more exhausting.
With a sigh, they came to a decision. It wouldn't be ideal treatment, but there was a small stash of medical supplies available, if they returned. It would've been much more preferable to visit Cresselia sooner, but it seems that these ailments need addressing immediately rather than after over two hours of travel. So, for now, a careful Hypnosis lulls the injured to sleep as they carry him back to Newmoon Island.
He'd been so out of it that he hadn't noticed to protest... rather sad.
And, no, the look of murderous rage and the feeble attempt to use Dark Void had not gone unnoticed. A cautionary Disable was cast as well.
#uhhh screw it im not fixing the tone for the funnies you're getting the dumb edgy shit instead#did NOT plan to get semi serious it just kinda happened oops. i had a loose plan in mind and it got derailed and suddenly i was improvising#it was meant to be silly!!! i swear!!!!!#it's fun to write tho i cant stop myself LOL#also. idk if anyone has noticed but i word stuff very specifically to avoid using pronouns for the other darkrai#while writing from pmd2 darkrai's perspective#they use they/it for this bc i said so. but pmd2 darkrai still assumes they're his past self and would be misgendering them#pokemon#darkrai#pmd2#pmd darkrai#two darkrais au#pmd au#writing
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GUYS I PREDICTED TRUMP GETTING SHOT IN A SCOTT PILGRIM COMIC ABT FORTNITE 😭😭😭😭
#WHAT DO I EVEN TAG THIS AS???#WALLACE GAVE SCOTT A GUN?#NOW TRUMP GOT SHOT 20 YEARS LATER#DAMN#SCOTT SCREWED UP A PRESIDENTAL ASSINATION THATS NOT EVEN IN HIS COUNTRY 😭😭😭😭#scott pilgrim#wallace wells#fuck trump#i hate that bitch so im not mad abt it tho : P
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if i see one more post about how bolas are actually evil and creating a narrative where they are “innocent victims that can do no wrong and that soulfire are all evil baddies who must be destroyed” i think ill lose it
like girl i promise they are NOT the ones spinning a narrative here 💀
#qsmp#qsmp bolas#qsmp team bolas#holy shit im losing braincells#the amount of people that ive seen kinda genuinely pissed at them is mind boggling#is this how soulfire and green gay ninjas fans felt on day one because if so im so sorry#genuinely tho if you think they’re playing the victim here just say you havent watched their streams beyond day one#screw this im going back to slimecicle posts only
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