#im saying this as an australian
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the crumbl sydney pop up scam is so wild like you’re telling me a group of people thought it was a good idea to fly to los angeles or hawaii to purchase 700 cookies, bring them back to australia, and sell them for $17.50 per piece on a trestle table?
#crumbl cookies#crumbl sydney scam#there’s no way australian customs allowed this to come through#im saying this as an australian#our customs are one of the strictest in the world there’s no way they said okay to 700 cookies that aren’t even packaged properly#god knows what happened to those cookies like was this in their carry on? their check in luggage?#that’s a health violation#$17.50 per cookie is already wild in itself but the whole process of getting these cookies??? yikes#literally got caught committing fraud in 4k
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robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.
#the concept for chase was#‘what if house had like. a surrogate son. and he kind of wanted to fuck him and also hes like catholic’#‘ohhh and he can be australian!’#‘why would he be australian?’#‘just cuz’#house md#robert chase#beautiful loser very virgin mary coded man#i do like chase but i find it amusing that i also find him boring#bc objectively theres no reason he should be?#hes a great character i love his story arcs i love how sarcastic he is i love how hes doomed to repeat houses fate#but compared to say. foreman? there is NOTHING#im very sure ill manage to gaslight myself into loving him later#dr robert chase#i didnt actually fact check the bowling thing. dont quote me its late
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Imagine Buck saying “i love you” first and for the first time Tommy feels behind. He feels like maybe they are moving too fast.
Then he has a talk with some of his team. They’re not AS close as the 118 but they put their life in each others hand’s on the regular and that counts for something.
Andy asks Tommy about last week, when Buck was complaining about his apartment being so far so they started talking about moving in together? Aubree mentions how much he jokes about buying a ring for his beau, and Tommy sits back because he does joke a lot about (he hasn't spoken to Evan directly about it but anytime the kid does something sweet he asks him his ring size). Lucy mentions the time they spend talking and texting, she calls it nauseating with a wink, but Tommy doesn't remember the last time he wanted another person in contact with him at all times and who returned the feeling tenfold.
And after all, with their job they could die any day. He sits in his kitchen and replays the moment Evan said it again and again: "I know I'm dragging you through milestones like a cat with a mouse, and I want to let you know that you don't have to say it back. But I love you, Tommy. You mean a lot to me and I'm so happy we met."
Nine months is the longest relationship Tommy has ever had. And he still wishes he could spend every waking second with Evan.
By the end of the night he's barging into Buck's apartment and sticking his tongue in the younger man's mouth. He stands back and pushes his chest up and smiles and says "I love you too, Evan."
Buck is laughing, he's smiling and kissing his boyfriend back and hugging him tight. He can feel Tommy's heart racing when he puts his hand to Tommy's chest. He expected it to take longer. He'd heard about all the ways Tommy had been hurt before. But in the end it only took a day
then they hear a flush and Eddie walks out of the bathroom. He's smiling because Buck's loft is Not Big and he might have heard every word. For just a moment, they all stand in silence not uncomfortable per say but definitely charged.
Then Eddie says "I love you too, bro." Buck lovingly rolls his eyes and Tommy is cracking up. If it were anyone else he'd probably feel embarrassed but Eddie has shared friendly declarations of love before and its not uncommon for the L word to be passed around a 118 dinner party like hors d'oeuvres.
#911 abc#bucktommy#evan buckley#tevan#kinley#eddie diaz#tommy kinard#please ignore any and all timelines that dont make sense i just said random numbers and thought adorable things#andy & aubree might be seen again. idk#aubree is australian and bi and maybe had a crush on tommy when they first met but that was like three years ago now#andy is the captain and divorced but he has a son and daughter who he loves more than life itself#and yall know lucy#yes this inspired by david and patrick bc i am STILL watching schitts creek#personal#fic ideas#PS if you think Buck would say out before 9m i see you. but remember theyre working half that time so im cut that in half when calculating#time actually spent together#idk it made sense in my head
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3/24
#editing this i realized this was jinxing oscar so much#so so much#to the point where it just turns around and cancels out#so no one say anything#let him cook#no one can out jinx me im argentinian ive got rituals u dont even KNOWWW about#i never know when to post these oh well#f1edit#my edits#f1#australia gp 2024#f1 posters 2024#own post#f1blr#formula 1#melbourne gp#australian gp#oscar piastri#mark webber#lando norris#mclaren#formula one#australian grand prix#australian grand prix 2024#aus gp 2024
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This is literally horrifying.
#f1#daniel ricciardo#im glad hes already feeling better and more like himself but a bile rose in my throat reading that nonetheless#say what you want about christian but this is made my eyes well up.#Christian Horner#tw mental health#tw weight mention#australian gp 2023
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australia just confirmed that anything indeed can happen. i thought lewis moved to ferrari was the maximum of it but apparently not.
today we started with 19 cars (bc williams withdrew logan's to give his car to alex) and finished with 16 cars across the line. ferrari finished 1-2, max dnf, mclaren in top 5, checo only finished p5, britcedes dnf, haas double points, and yuki & lance got points. ferrari have a better car than last year, you can clearly see it from carlos' & charles' smiles, they seem confident that they can close the gap with rbr and it's showing this early in the season (hopefully they can only get closer). same thing with mclaren, they definitely have a much better car than last year, lando and oscar deserve that.
but rest assured that silly season will only get sillier!!! 21 more races plus 6 sprint races (which im not so excited about), 13 unclaimed seats, moving rumors left & right (be it drivers or staff), and other drama. drivers market is going to be chaotic interesting. this is f1 ig.
#i was expecting more from checo since it's street circuit and he's usually good at it#also i remember a report saying that rb20 doesn't have tyre deg#side note im so glad that george was okay#the crash was so scary id never wish something like that for someone bc it can literally be life or death#same goes to max and lewis#australian gp 2024#f1#formula 1#carlos sainz#charles leclerc#lando norris#oscar piastri#sergio perez#george russell#sir lewis hamilton#lewis hamilton#max verstappen#ferrrari#red bull racing#mclaren#yuki tsunoda#daniel ricciardo#alex albon#logan sargeant#williams racing#silly season
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in the same tiny apartment during allergy season
#partner soft launch#this annoys him so bad and im an instigator#snzblr#bf posts#he says apartment and i say flat but this post is about him so its our aPaRtMeNt#im australian#🇦🇺#just so nobody accuses me of being british
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Fav skz moments // Do you know what else is big?
#countdown to HIS bday it's my fav cb moments baby#christopher bang#bang chan#stray kids#skz#bystay#skz gifs#staysource#stray kids gifs#bang chan edit#Can I just say as a girl who has had people randomly comment that I have a big nose he handled this so well bc I would have dropped#a certain C word favoured by australian's on that commenter and jype pr would be having a whole ordeal#really tho what possesses a person i had a guy hit on me by saying i have a big nose and then going 'but i like that kind of thing' ???#I didnt ask if you like my nose. I didnt tal to you at all. im insecure about it so now i hate your ass for makin me THINK about it#all stems back to my childhood bestie saying something in the back of the car but i've talked enough about my apparent nose complex already#suffice to say: I love your nose Channie#jesskz
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New Fernando outfit dropped !! He looks like a s'more....
#i really fuck w this one ngl#i reallllyyyyy like the cohesiveness of the colors!!#idk what i would say the vibe of it is but i like it a lot!#i wanna draw this one maybe 🤔 unfortunately im p busy atm#god it sucks looking at media day pics of him bcs his 'entering the paddock' outfit usually slays#but then the vast majority of the pics are of his changed outfit#where hes often wearing thw most horrendous shoes and sunglasses ive ever seen djkfkglg#well anyways. id probably wear this so :)#idk if anyone has posted these yet#so i might as well bcs i rly like the clothes! its so hard to keep track of the schedule during this gp cause the timezone is so far ahead#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#2024 australian gp
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talking Jorvik competing in the Olympics has me thinking;
Jorvik excelling in the equestrian rounds at the Olympics is the same energy as Australia in the swimming rounds.
really good at that specific sport bc it somewhat works hand in hand with international perception, but not as good at any other sport
#im australian so i say this with love#i only watched the equestrian rounds because its the only sport i actually like without it having some trauma behind it from my dad—#i was very proud of the first guy of ours to go#but i passed out by like 8pm aest so i didn't watch rhe rest live#sso rambles#ssoblr#sso#star stable online#star stable#horse game#starstableonline#starstable#sso tumblr
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best race in a while, charlando podium and max dnf like I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS I LOVE MY LIFE FORZA FERRARI 🤩😮��💨🥱🗣️💯❤️‼️
#f1#formula one#charlos#c2#carlos and charles#carlando#i love charlos so much and im gonna miss them :((#australian gp 2024#australian grand prix 2024#carlos p1#some might say he had a smooth operation#my smooth operator
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the aussie accents are taking me out of this horror film i think...
#watching the tunnel (2011) on tubi adfvgbsdfjgvbdfg#AND its sydney!!! im like HEY i know that station!!!!#wondering if the subtitler wasnt familiar w aussie english either cos some of the are wrong 😭#to be fair theres a few sentences even im having trouble with but i think thats cos the existing subtitles are confusing me#eg he said 'sorry guys its just way too echoey in here'#but the subs say 'just wait till we're......'#i had to stop looking at the subs to figure out what he was saying LMAO#yea no this cant have been an australian. theyve just subbed kit as key
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I locked them in a room and made them put on silly hats
#FOR MEEEEE#i almost got a black hat like this on the weekend okay I am a firm supporter of whimsy and hats#you guys wanna know something funny? something ive noticed and im convinced is real is that men and old people are nicer to me when i wear#hats#especially wide brim hats. ladies are as nice as always but dudes and oldies who can at times be :/ at me see me in a hat and i swear they#smile and say hello and hold the door like 50% more#anyway that has nothing to do with these two its just something i think about#do hats maketh the man have a nicer day.... who knows not me but. you should wear a hat for many reason#including sun protection. dont want to die of melanoma now do we haha (fear)(im pale and freckly)((australian sun will get me one day))
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i’ve taken every friday in october off from work. bought myself a necklace that very vaguely resembles the pearl necklace. have my viewing outfit planned for every drop day. i have a s2 specific candle, only to be lit for s2 viewing occasions. i enjoy this show a normal and sane amount and it hasn’t shaped my life even a little bit. 👍
#also it’s friday for me bc im australian before anyone says anything#stupid timezones#but hey im gonna be getting paid to watch my idiot men on my screen#october is going to be so immaculate#how’s everyone feeling?#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers
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watching the king gizz fandom from the sidelines is so funny to me as an australian because theyre just guys. like come here and you will meet a dozen guys exactly like them immediately running around parks or whatever. theyre just aussie blokes. my friend did coke with three of them at the bar she works at in melbourne once
#and she didnt even know until after theyd gone#shoutout em i love seeing ur posts i love seeing what people are saying about these average aussie blokes#i think like. im used to celebs being very alien to me as americans/brits so when theyre australians its weird because they feel like real#people. LOL#shut up ulrike#kgatlw#king gizzard and the lizard wizard#aus#popular
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WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY TO ME???
#ive been thinking of this ever since i watched animal act a few days ago#im not normal. no one look at me#same flavor as lego scarecrow saying “come to daddy”#jervis tetch#mad hatter#ratter#tbh ratter is one of the only tnab redesigns i can stomach?? hes just a lil man. he looks like one of those australian field mice#yes. this was the urgent post. what of it#SHREWS. THATS THE ANIMAL I WAS THINKING OF. THATS WHAT RATTER LOOKS LIKE. A SHREW
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