#im saying this as an australian

[librarisxng]

the crumbl sydney pop up scam is so wild like you’re telling me a group of people thought it was a good idea to fly to los angeles or hawaii to purchase 700 cookies, bring them back to australia, and sell them for $17.50 per piece on a trestle table?

[realbeefman]

robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

if i wake up and dont find this fiend under my tree in his lil tube i WILL throw up

[endofbeginings]

3/24

[ef-1]

This is literally horrifying.

[nadiapodoroska]

The Last Five AUSTRALIAN OPEN champions:

2020: SOFIA KENIN [d. G. Muguruza]

2021: NAOMI OSAKA [d. J. Brady]

2022: ASH BARTY [d. D. Collins]

2023: ARYNA SABALENKA [d. E. Rybakina]

2024: ARYNA SABALENKA [d. Q. Zheng]

[faunandfloraas]

... you don't have to tag every member if you're only posting one or two of them....

[sainzers]

australia just confirmed that anything indeed can happen. i thought lewis moved to ferrari was the maximum of it but apparently not.

today we started with 19 cars (bc williams withdrew logan's to give his car to alex) and finished with 16 cars across the line. ferrari finished 1-2, max dnf, mclaren in top 5, checo only finished p5, britcedes dnf, haas double points, and yuki & lance got points. ferrari have a better car than last year, you can clearly see it from carlos' & charles' smiles, they seem confident that they can close the gap with rbr and it's showing this early in the season (hopefully they can only get closer). same thing with mclaren, they definitely have a much better car than last year, lando and oscar deserve that.

but rest assured that silly season will only get sillier!!! 21 more races plus 6 sprint races (which im not so excited about), 13 unclaimed seats, moving rumors left & right (be it drivers or staff), and other drama. drivers market is going to be chaotic interesting. this is f1 ig.

[deaddovedaughter]

in the same tiny apartment during allergy season

[fauna-and-floraa]

Fav skz moments // Do you know what else is big?

[regancastlelion]

talking Jorvik competing in the Olympics has me thinking;

Jorvik excelling in the equestrian rounds at the Olympics is the same energy as Australia in the swimming rounds.

really good at that specific sport bc it somewhat works hand in hand with international perception, but not as good at any other sport

[gigamuffinsofie]

voice reveal, i finally finished my Tom Ask animation!!!

[millionsofbooks]

something about the tiktok ban that i haven't really seen people here talking about is the experience of tiktok users not from the usa, which was, as far as i can tell, on the whole, very positive. it was actually really nice to, for a short period of time, be on a major social media network and able to interact with people across the world without usamericans constantly inserting themselves into every conversation.

usamericans kind of take over people's fyp regardless of where you're from. this is partly to do with the fact that the creators fund is only available to usamericans so most of the shitty content farms are from the us. then there's also the cultural aspect of the fact that being a citizen of the most powerful empire in the world is a significant privilege, and also a privilege that 99% of usamericans are seemingly unable to acknowledge, plus the us centrism and exceptionalism, plus the constant need to cast themselves as the underdog, and, well. it's annoying.

so, like. everything of what i've seen (which is not to say that other opinions don't exist, just that i haven't seen them) is that it was really nice when the usamericans were gone, and it kind of sucks that they're back.

[waterbendingwaves]

best race in a while, charlando podium and max dnf like I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS I LOVE MY LIFE FORZA FERRARI 🤩😮‍💨🥱🗣️💯❤️‼️

[lokh]

the aussie accents are taking me out of this horror film i think...

[faunandfloraas]

I locked them in a room and made them put on silly hats