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The Housecat Philosophy - Ep 37
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#the housecat philosophy#artists on tumblr#original comic#webcomic#original art#my sketches#ah i love writing sal and lu in the same place#can't wait to get deeper into them they have probably the most ridiculous relationship i've ever made up#anyway as a psa#i was actually hoping to post this one with an announcement that the comic was finally on webtoon but!!#the process of prepping it for the site is turning out to be surprisingly long ????#apparently my meant to be read top to bottom comic is too meant to be read top to bottom for the read top to bottom site#i've drawn panels that were nearly too long for the max length allowed by the site hahaha........#wow cropping strip 38 is gonna be a nightmare#ANYWAY just to let you all know im working on it#who would have thought letting 37 strips pile up would mean having 37x the work to do not me that's for sure#i absolutely did not call this upon myself in no way whatsoever
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thirty six
silly gordon. you got the age right, just the wrong person ...
2023.11.08
#hlvrai#hlvrai fanart#hlvrai gordon#hlvrai tommy#hlvrai darnold#hlvrai animation#i know he technically doesn't have an established age ... this is just for funnies#gordon sees a man barely 1 yr older than him and immediately thinks he's ancient despite calling tommy (actually 36) a child 5 minutes ago#i feel like we don't talk enough about their age. like when tommy was in his twenties gordon was TEN !!! that's such a weird thought#he could've been his babysitter.#anyways um. original it was gonna be gordon freaking out instead of darnold so this is probably ooc ... but#im gonna be real. i just wanted to draw darnold
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The sheer audacity of this fucking show to leave me for the next three months with the awful possibility of Buck having to deal with his pregnant sister being abducted by a serial killer and not being able to go to Eddie because he's on his way to Texas.
#911#911 abc#911 on abc#911 thoughts#911 season 8#911 s8#911 spoilers#911 s8 spoilers#evan buckley#eddie diaz#maddie buckley han#911 buck#911 eddie#911 maddie#buddie#911 buddie#buck x eddie#the mere thought of this is killing me in my soul#maddie's gonna get attacked and/or kidnapped#buck and chim are obviously going to freak the fuck out#and buck won't be able to go to eddie about any of it#because he's gonna be on his way to or already in texas#and he probably won't know about it until he either sees some missed calls from buck or he sees it on the news in el paso#that's when he scoops up chris and they head back#im freaking out
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Simon 'fucks you until you queef' Riley
Johnny 'fucks you until you queef' MacTavish
Kyle 'fucks you until you queef' Garrick
John 'fucks you until you queef' Price
Queefing is normal. It's hot. It's sexy. And we need to embrace it!
#ill call myself out in haven't written about this yet#but i can change#embrace the queef#its sexy#means he's fuckin ya real good#tf141#johnny soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#captain john price#im probably gonna regret posting this#no i wont#cuz i dont give a shit#call of duty#cod
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if i get a purgatory 3 before the year is out i'm so sorry i'm going to be INSUFFERABLE
#qsmp#local purgatory poster is going to go fucking FERAL sorry!!!!!#like obv i'll tag appropriately and i probably won't put it in the maintag#but REEEEEEEE i have deadass no joke been vodwatching the purgs this past week just organically.....#like i went back to bolas day 1 and crow day 3&4 and i'm starting on some of aimsey's vods#probs that's gonna. have me backwatching panda tho. bc. that's my team.......... and i miss them...... a lot.......#crow day 4 also helped remind me that badboyhalo is The Gringo Ever tho#the raccrow team was a blessing and also had me jumping over to the fuckin event where bad teamed w soarinng#i'mf ucking all over the place i am going through withdrawls#where is the spanglish when i need it. what is happening. im going crazy#i am this close to relearning java via trying to reverse engineer the purgatory disaster mod#you all would be FUCKED if figuring out where to even START wasn't so intimidating#bc i can absolutely 100% make a knockoff purgatory called 'burger sorry' if the fucking forge documentation stops scaring me#once i get over the barrier for entry there will be nothing stopping me#count your days. the purgatory at home could be coming for you. once it stops. scaring me. ahaha.#shut up vic#block game brainrot#long tags
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MY BRAINS NOT WORKING AND THE CUTE BOY I WORK WITH KEEPS CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR THIS IS SO AHAIWIAKSDHDGRRRRHRNE
#dhakaksdjs fuckdwkufeisfjsjajsueei#im using a translator and it keeps outputting 您 instead of 你 and he keeps calling it out like bro ur making it awkward#AND IM LIKE SORRY I CANT ACTUALLY WRITE IN THIS LANGUAGE IM REALLY DU M. BB#also he offered to take over the last part bc i was like hi its almost 9pm here and i literally cannot think anymore#like i am certain its a very easy last part my brain is just finished#i feel so bad bc i wanted to push this proj over the line#this company is so intense i am so baby i am so tired#hugging my cat and rubbing my gross face all over his gross body#me in vc trying to figure out how to say: it was broken earlier idk how it was fixed u saw it was broke tho right#but all that came out was: in the past it was….problematic… *20 yr silence*#before he awkwardly went: um its okay i dont think this is necessary also u have lint issues#and i was just like ya….i know 😭#its ambiguous to some of my teammates if i just dont understand them or if im fking dumb#its probably both im ngl#the blank stare i have on my face is first from trying to comprehend what the actual words they are saying mean#and then to comprehend what technical concept they are trying to convey#using like 50% of the information i managed to parse out#also im used to literally spending 30-40% of the working day talking smack#now i try to crack and joke and everyone is like three this isnt the time#three we are all gonna be hear past 9pm working this isnt the time
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halfbaked and basic landoscar fic concept where Lando tends bar at a struggling pub recently passed down to Logan and Alex, who reaches out to Logan’s childhood friend Oscar to help save the bar and over the course of several weeks/months/however Oscar and Lando grow closer trying to do their best to save the pub while Sargbon try to set them up
#So like the vision is#Logan and Alex got handed this pub (probably named williams or smth) by a old family friend and it’s pretty in the dumps already#they’re gonna sell the place until Lando (someone who tended bar under the old owner and is really attached) convinces them it’ll be worth#so they call oscar in who’s working like a shitty 9to5 and has no friends or life outside work#and beg for his help saving this bar#and it’s very hallmarky like the whole town gets together to help save the bar with the rallying of Lando and the genius of oscar#the two obvi get closer together over the course of saving the bar#but hijinks ensue through miscommunication#probably smth like Lando overhears Oscar telling logan he is giving up/going back to shitty 9to5 out of context#when really it’s the opposite#and they fall in love#so oscar ends up running the admin side of the bar while logan alex and lando all work the front of house#fanfic writers im giving you this half baked shitty concept#as a gift#landoscar#mctwinks#oscar piastri#lando norris#logan sargeant#alex albon#sargebon
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and they say six moons rose that night
#sketch#i mean TECHNICALLY#still life#can i call this plein air if i did it inside while looking out my window repeatedly??? probably not right#artist on tumblr#what tags do people use LMFAO#sky#moon#fantasy#sci fi#illustration#night sky#eh. whatever. if people like it they'll reblog it. im gonna reblog it to my aesthetic blog. maybe it will make the rounds#its really just a parking lot. they're not moons they're street lights. however they looked really cool when i was walking home soooo#ok nwo onto commissions#favorite
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If t3 drops and fuuta is indoctrinated into amane's cult can we pretty please not have a repeat of 0104 where amane gets mega demonized pleaseeee actually preaching to the choir on this by posting on tumblr. But whatever im still saying it
#doot doot#milgram#that being said. i am a little worried about them interfering with mahiru's abd probably haruka's treatment. also if fuuta still needs#treatment himself then hes probably not getting it anymore oops#i wanna gonna say that shidou will probably be fine since amane is 12 and fuuta is made of cardboard and wet spaghetti#but thinking about if they do it together and like ambush him they might take him out. he cant exactly perform emergency surgery on himself#im calling it now shidous the one whos dying. they put too much emphasis on mappi n haru theyre gonna throw us a curveball#to be clear if this does happen ill still be voting fuuta and amane inno 😇 i better not see anyone touching that guilty button
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guess which boyfailure just broke down crying in a culver's !!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
#💬 ⌗ 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 . . . ✧#so im . i have to makeup an online class session right#i have to be on a zoom from 7 pm to 9#and im like cool sure i can do that but i just got out of conditioning and the crew team is going to culvers for fundraising#and like... the zoom wont be that strict right. i can have my camera off probably haha#top ten words spoken before disaster i tell u wtf#girl pulls up to the zoom call#CALLS ATTENDANCE 4 TIMES#btw#atp im in the culvers line tryna order right. she then sets down some rules#camera on. microphone has to be working#okok rudimentary stuff i can work w that right.. haha no then she goes you cant talk or laugh keep ur full face in the frame and NORMALLY t#that kinda sturff wouldnt be a probelm but im over here at culvers being big backed yk so i go ok. no worries ill lock in#so i borrow my friends knockoff airpods and sneak a couple bites in of my cheese curds but like fast sneaky and hand over mouth type shit y#anyways the tags are probably gonna get cut off so ill wrap this up. i suffer through not being able to take a bite of my burger for a good#hour and 20 minutes and thne my phone just fucking dies. after all that#i had to like dodge my friends hands in the air i had to make sure no one was in my camera frame cause girl would regularly check too#that and my lack of sleep for the past three weeks just accumulate to me sobbing in culvers im so paatheicsdafjsdl
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so there's a reason my new job got back to me so quickly about my application and that's bc it's an absolute fucking shambles like actually perfect timing for me to decide to rewatch the bear bc i have never more felt like ive been thrown into a broke on-its-knees establishment trying to crawl its way up the ladder where i am somehow a godsend to them. my old job was crazy and shambolic in the sense that the industry is just Like That but this one?????? insanity. every 5 mins i am questioning what im doing with my life. ive already had a walk-in fridge moment
#so i explained before that there's 3 venues and on my very first shift they had me doing the restaurant venue for 2 hours#which was FINE like i was a bit cautious bc my manager is VERY stressed all the time and the place generally feels like it's falling apart#not the building itself just. the way it's run like it's just got new owners and the previous manager apparently#EMPTIED THE TILLS AND TRASHED THE PLACE like cost them THOUSANDS of pounds and on top of that#there was beef with the head chef and the new owners that meant he left and took the ENTIRE BACK OF HOUSE WITH HIM#THERE ARE NO KITCHEN STAFF ATM. I HAVE TO LIE AND TELL CUSTOMERS WE DONT HAVE FOOD ATM BC OF 'REFURBISHMENT'#WHEN IN ACTUALITY THE /RESTAURANT/ DOESNT HAVE CHEFS. DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY THAT IS#and then the front of house staff are very lacking aside maybe 2 people we're ALL NEW and all of them EXCEPT ME#LIKE LITERALLY JUST ME IM THE ONLY EXCEPTION. ALL OF THEM ARE UNTRAINED#so when i applied with bar training coffee training and very solid waitressing skills they genuinely treated me like a saviour#like i am FENDING off shifts tbh im in a v good position bc they need me too much to get shitty w me if i refuse hours but i can literally#have as many as i want bc they will just give me them. like they're obsessed w me im rota'd for over 60 hours this week#but anyway that very first shift after 2 hours in the restaurant i then walked to the mini golf venue on the OTHER SIDE OF TOWN#and my manager stayed for 30 MINUTES. IF THAT. and showed me around the place + how to close THEN LEFT ME THERE#FIRST DAY HE GAVE ME THE KEYS AND LEFT ME TO RUN AN ENTIRE VENUE. IT'S NOT SMALL EITHER IT'S A WHOLE BAR#AND I HAD TO CLOSE ON MY OWN TOO and ironically the shift itself went rlly well like it was so chill#it was kinda boring but honestly i kinda rated it it's v easy money and the close went perfectly nothing cropped up that i was unsure about#and then. AND THEN. i havent even ranted to my mutuals about this yet bc i was acc so horrified by it but i locked the front doors#and went to lock the gate AND THE KEY GOT STUCK IN THE LOCK. WOULD NOT COME OUT. HELLA VS KEYS ROUND 3927593#my mum even showed up and tried to help me wrestle this thing out i called my manager and he literally told me to just snap it#bc he'd rather a snapped key that NO ONE could get out than just leave it there overnight but bc of my recent house key moment#i was like AM I FUCK SNAPPING THIS KEY. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING. so i had to just leave it and at the time#i was realllyyyyyyyyyy beating myself up but my manager is actually rlly nice he's just stretched v thin#and ive also had time to be like uhh actually they shouldnt have left a random 21 y/o girl alone with the keys on her first day#omg i havent even talked about what happened on saturday. ACTUAL SHAMBLES#LIKE THIS /\/\ ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO EVERYTHING! IM RUNNING OUT OF TAG ROOM! IM GONNA REBLOG THIS TONIGHT W MORE PROBABLY!#BC GUESS WHO IS WORKING A CLOSE LATER AT THE NIGHTCLUB THEN OPENING THE RESTAURANT AT 8AM. GUESS#hella slaves to capitalism
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im going insane im going insane im going insane
JAPAN CALLS CHINA TO THE STAND!!!!!
THAT MEANS THIS IS FINALLY BEING ADDRESSED (credit: verusmayaii on twitter)
CHINA VS JAPAN CHAPTER NEXT WEEK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
#IM SO SICK#ITS FINALLY HAPPENING#IVE BEEN WAITING#SINCE FEBRUARY#aph france#SINCE THE FIRST CHAPTER TO BE ADDRESSED#PEOPLE SAID JAPAN'S LINE WAS PROBABLY NOTHINH#THEY WERE WRONG!!! IVE ALWAYS HELD OUT !!!!!!!#I BELIEVED AND HIMA DELIVERED!!!!!!#I DONT THINK IM GONNA SURVIVE NEXT WEEK PLEASE SOMEONE CALL A PARAMEDIC#I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!#I JUST WON TODAY#YAO WANG FANS... WE JUST WON TODAY.......#hetalia#aph china#hws china#yao wang#hetalia china#gangstalia#aph japan#hws japan#hetalia japan#honda kiku#aph italy#aph canada#aph england#ENSTRANGED SIBLINGHOOD MY BELOVED#SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME#SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!
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the doctor isnt neurodivergent or autistic or adhd or nonbinary or genderqueer or asexual. what the doctor is, is Not From Here
#which necessarily of course says something abt their (non)whiteness#(i had all these words in quotation marks first so mentally add those to whiteness too)#but we've them be black for all of 1.5 episode now so#lets see how that develops you know#also i dont think i understand the politics of that part well enough to say much abt it#not that i probably understand the politics of these parts better but#im annoyed enough abt this Thing happening these years. in these 20s i guess. the 'representation' thing#to complain abt it anyway#the dsm isnt real and it isnt gonna fuck you buddy#maybe i'll read some books and then one day i'll write an essay driven by spite and pettiness#i wonder if i can make the thesis statement about the tension between their status of main character#in a 60 year running family adventure show vs this therapy thing we're doing now#like. you cant do that. in terms of like. what story is and does. what a character is and does. it strains#in an interesting way. like im not saying they Shouldnt have done it. im just observing. that you cant do that really. i think#or maybe you can! but i'll find that out#i also dont know shit abt narratology or whatever so. need to read books first. sigh#always have to pause my thoughts to read myself in first its so annoying. esp bc i rarely really do#bc then new thoughts new things to do you cant do EVERYTHING. you can do almost nothing. bane of my existence really#but like you might even be able to say smth interesting here about whether you can call them traumatised at all#remember that article i saw around on tumblr a few years ago i think that was abt like. some scholar in the middle east maybe#saying that ptsd is a western thing bc it necessitates a Post#all of this is western. psychiatry is western. its all stories. how you conceptualise trauma is a story#whos Other is story#where youre from is a story what you stand for is a story who you are is a story#ah. checked the article. dr samah jabr. palestinian. i'll start with her book maybe
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watch my body disintegrate into a pile of ash like a cartoon character who just got struck by a lightning bolt (JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN) (just got off work)
#salmon jibberish#god you horribly wipe out on your bike and injure yourself ONE TIME in middle school and suddenly youre inflicted with lifelong knee/joint a#d leg pain 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄#worm lore drop 🔥🔥🔥#can you really call it lore its nothing crazy#i was riding my bike w my friend and their mom and we were on a steep hill and i got scared and braked and flew off my bike and down#the hill#i got to miss like i think a week or two of gym because the scab on my knee was so big i literally couldnt bend it#it'd melt off every time i took a shower too#<- that was probably kinda gross sorry#scabs on both my knees#one was bigger and made my knee unable to bend#and one on the palm of one of my hands that made me unable to bend my thumb#we didnt go to the doctor or anything for it i just didnt do anything for like a week lol#afterward one of my other friends said my knees look weird 💀#<- not mad abt that i just think its funny#me when i yap in the tags#sorry gang#and of course i got myself a job that requires genuinely running around all day#my legs have given out twice at work and thats what finally pushed me to get a knee brace#just one for now bcs . expensive . i just gotta guess which leg o think is gonna give me the most trouble that day#idk i just tend to deny myself help . i dont think i deserve it . i really only got pushed for this bcs i didnt want to get obliterated by a#dog at work if my knee gave out 1) while walking a dog or 2) while in the daycare in a crowd of dogs#idk i dont like making my own life easier i dont think i deserve it . i dont think im suffering enough to need help but yk#ANYWAY#good news is we have ROTISSERIE CHICKEN FIR DINNER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO#IM GONNA DRAW NOW 💥💥🔥🔥🔥
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just curious what's your definition of catastrophically high mg wise. Also hope your weekend is good 🙂
i dont need that much at all my tolerance is pretty low. up to 5mg is like chill vibe up to 10 is like proper high up to 15 is like ok im pretty 5 and i would say when i start to get Catastrophically High begins at like 20. which is great because it means i have to spend less money on weed. i'm not used to spending money on weed because my sister (ananda) (not maya (different sister)) worked at a dispensary for a super long time and just gave me free weed and also her boyfriend runs an illegal cannabis operation out of a warehouse making medical strength but ultimately kind of mid gummies. i had to throw out the last of those because i let @igixri bite off half of one and then immediately the next day she tested positive for covid and i decided to just throw out the rest of the little baggie they were in because that just seemed like a truly sinister petri dish. and now i dont live in the same state as her. anyway that's my story
#thank you i hope your weekend is good as well.#tragically i work weekends but im probably gonna call out tomorrow because i feel like trash
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i think Pluto is right. as much as Saturn leans into being The Bitch™/the chaos gremlin, she is a very thoughtful and empathetic person. and not even just to the people closest to her. i think this shines through in her final words from the CM ending;
"Everyone on Earth who believed in us felt the same way;
'Let's be more human.' 'How much more human can we be?'
That faith waned, maybe because they were jealous. Yet, maybe also, because the direction we were taking the future wasn't enough. Just another human they didn't want to be. Or a sort of human that they're scared of being.(…)
So, choose to come with us, or choose to stay. But I won't be happy without them knowing what they're missing out on. Look up in the sky, and see all the weird stuff we get to do with each other! And come join!"
like with most things Saturn does, it's couched in her own desires and feelings, her own 'selfishness' (or, something more like 'self-love', or 'self-respect')........ and yet, she still thinks of humanity, the humanity who rejected her, the humanity she so resents, and she expresses a hope that those who want to also free themselves may follow them someday
her 'victory' against Luna-Terra in the mission "DEEPER CUTS" also sticks out to me. in this 'battle' her goal was to break down Luna-Terra's emotional and mental defenses.......... not just for her own satisfaction (though that too of course lol), but also to see LT truly be vulnerable, for her own sake as well
#heaven will be mine#hwbm#saturn hwbm#saturn (hwbm)#remi plays heaven will be mine#i cant find the part where pluto calls saturn out on this dammit#well w/e#these probably arent even the best examples and idk if i articulated it well but. God#like it can be subtle and she also intentionally obscures how much consideration she gives others#but thats just how she is. and she does not allow her empathy to let others guilt or shame or push her around#and her thoughtfulness and emapthy dont mean she isnt willing to push people herself or demand her right to her own wants and feelings#okay i was about to launch into a whole second post down here im gonna stop#WAIT UH something something expresses her compassion in a similar way to Neptune in WKTD something something#okay now im done
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