#im not mocking god. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

shesalewa · 3 months ago

Text

Accidentally sending a non anon ask is like telling people I'm from the Mormon church and all of a sudden I don't believe in evolution anymore 😭

"I HATE GAYS" as if I don't have 3000 photos in my phone solely dedicated to said gays.

please leave me alone 😭

My religion. Cult? Doesn't define who I am. I won't go knocking at your door to talk about god please 😭

I'll probably be ranting to you about how good watermelons are.

Or how gay i saw Judas when he kissed Jesus cheek/ear? Or I'll probably tell you how I think God sends down gay people to hell because he want Lucifer to get a boyfriend cause he has two hands.

Or how I think Jesus would go to hell and knock at Lucifers door and ask "can I meet Judas?"

And both God and Lucifer will yell at him like "F/CK NO."

I'm not normal 😭

Anyways. Please recommend slow burn gl/bl with no papapa. And please recommend it to be extremely sad angst. No happy ending. Pls.

#im not mocking god.#i dont want people to think of me differently just because im from the Mormon/LDS church #please dont define me of who I am Because of my religion #im sorry.#if it seems like im mocking God I'm also sorry.#send recommendations #pls 🙏

12 notes · View notes

ganondoodle · 1 year ago

Text

me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

#ganondoodles talks #ganondoodles rants #zelda #totk #im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!!#what the fuck do you mean #the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone #then why do some parts still exist huh???????#fuyking clowns #all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL #what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an-#NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even #can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at #like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon???#and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch #and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel #just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again #i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game #bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently

484 notes · View notes

faunandfloraas · 1 month ago

Text

you can make fun of felix for sounding dumb when he speaks, he does say some very funny and questionable, somewhat bizarre things at times, but there's a certain point where I am going to judge you for it a little bit <3

#he reminds me of my brother #are either of them particularly graceful in their use of the english language? no. Regardless.#god this is why i can never deal with smartie pants people on this website bc you'll be So omg i support everyone #im so progressive 😌 and then you'll just go and mock someone for struggling with words lmao #youre really not and i know you and your 'I was a gifted student' ass was probably nasty to the kids who had to get extra help at school #like laughing at foon or him saying does chicken have meat in it is legit fine- he has some great stoner lines for a sober guy #but when he uses a slightly awkward turn of phrase but you can still easily understand what he meant and yet youre calling him an idiot?#Uh. I will judge you for that :)#like maybe im sensitive after getting called dumb more than once by literal adults as a child- adults who missed my very obvious and #apparent dsylexia and adhd has made me sensitive but i dont care. some of you are just mean for the sake of being mean #felix might never see your posts but other people who relate to him in that way very well might

44 notes · View notes

cynicallyneutral · 6 months ago

Text

very invisible but very mean audience

58 notes · View notes

itsnicsalad · 1 year ago

Text

i have my english mock exams tomorrow morning and i havent studied at all wish me luck🙏🙏

#our wifis been weird all day and i cant access any of the pdfs im so fucked #thank god its just a mock #honestly i feel like people dont even try too hard at mocks #and this year is so weird bc theyre making us do it on paper?? when im pretty sure the actual exams are digital??#like bro what would they do this

176 notes · View notes

isa-ah · 27 days ago

Text

the way people feel completely entitled to being nasty, snarky, and belittling towards me for having to ask for allergy information... there's a special place in hell for you genuinely

#this happens often but god im never fucking expecting it #people are so mean to me when i ask about gluten free options #sorry i dont want to be a swollen naked sobbing wreck throwing up on the bathroom floor for the next several days #i will grovel at your feet and suck your filthy toes clean for the inconvenience #the way people will just refuse point blank to tell me if smtn has flour in it then mock me for pressing like #like #man #genuinely kys #literally illegal to not have common allergies written plainly in an easy to access place for employees to reference but ok.#no one knows and its a mystery #guess ill go fuck myself

18 notes · View notes

carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

Text

im trying to blend the fashion/aesthetic of 80s rockstars, disco, and rhinestone cowboy into a cohesive look. its painful

#sobbing as i assemble pinterest boards #ive never been very good at fashion but myyyyy fucking god #trying to pick out the elements of each and combine them all...#cowboys and disco and rock'n'roll. sobs #Yes this is for sundown summer and her less important rock band #i have looked at so many photos of elton john and orville peck #some of lil nas i will admit. his looks are choice what can i say & he has some great western-themed ones #various other artists and just. so many sequins. glitter. wild hair. im living but also suffering #absolutely unprompted #sundown's band is a western-themed 80s(?) rock band from a children's show #so i should go make a board for the electric mayhem as well since this is loosely inspired by them #insert Cat Screaming And Holding Onto Two People jpeg #i so desperately want to make mock fashion shoot images of sundown in Certain Outfits #looking at all these band images and poses oughhhhh the ideas the ideas-

51 notes · View notes

theintelligentfool · 15 days ago

Text

you guys i love college so much

#i hate assignments.#BUT LIKE HOLY SHIT I THANK GOD EVERY DAY THAT IM NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL #im an adult who is alive and has a life and does things as an adult and gets treated as an adult and i get to pick my own classes and #i can buy myself things if i want to.... and im active in my club and we're going to travel to another school to compete #I GET TO TRAVEL TO ANOTHER SCHOOL TO COMPETE AND HAVE A TEAM BONDING THING AND DO LONG ROAD TRIPS ABOUT IT #AND MY SPORT OF CHOICE IS LITERALLY LYING #IM IN MOCK TRIAL CLUB AS A WITNESS. I SIT AROUND COMFORTABLY AND WATCH THE LAWYERS DO THEIR THING AND THEN I SOUND SYMPATHETIC ON STAND #ITS SO #it's really fun.#and also i get along with my siblings so much better now that i dont live with them #im not getting mad at my sister all the time just because she Makes Sounds. im not getting annoyed with my brother for being argumentative #we just. hang out.#(frequently lmao)#and my mom and i keep going out to eat #and i visit my dad for lunch most weeks #and we all HANG OUT #and . fuck. i love life #and being an adult who gets to live it #and COLLEGE #next semester im going to take a couese on Detective Fiction #and probably get a job or internship to fuel my spending addiction 🤑💰#💸!!!#* AND MY SLEEP SCHEDULE. WOW. FUCK. ITS ALL UP TO ME #AND I DONT HAVE TO GET UP EARLY EVERY MORNING #AAAAAA #my grades aren't fantastic. right. i know they're not. but im not failing any classes. and i get along w my professors.#i like econ a lot more than i expected to

7 notes · View notes

bunnyb34r · 21 days ago

Text

Lmao if you think people literally killing themselves from despair and fear from the election results to be funny, or that the people who keep sharing those "don't kill yourself" posts are stupid; do me a big favor and go fuck yourself.

This election may or may not change YOUR life in a way your brain feels it cannot handle, but it WILL affect others.

Idk I just think it's a fucking asshole move to call suicidal people whiners bc they're genuinely so afraid of the future that they have tunnel vision and cannot see a way out.

Anyway I WILL still be rbbing those stay alive posts bc personally I need them rn, and I know I have followers and friends that need em too. Just because we are all suffering/being affected to different degrees, doesn't mean we're not still suffering.

#marquilla #give me your hand and jump off this bridge with me if you think im a coward you little bitch.#the thoughts are less severe today but still there #but i made this bc i saw a couple posts that felt like they were honest to god mocking people who are saying they're suicidal and being like #'shut up you're not gonna kill yourself so pick up a picket sign and go do something productive for once'#like idk ab you but that kinda talk makes me more suicidal bc my brain is like 'oh ill fucking do it watch me bitch'#everyone's entitled to their own thoughts and opinions but also other people are allowed to call you a fucking jackass for it

7 notes · View notes

des-fangirl · 8 months ago

Text

attention please in werewolf au Vimes & Angua are even COOLER!!!

#i love their dynamic in books i want more of it now that they are both 'dogs' not just figuratively #AMD NOW VIMES HAS A GOOD REASON TO DISLIKE VAMPIRES!!!#wooo #OO OO I REMEMBERED AN IDEA TOO #so #fifth elephant & they meet Angua's family you know #BUT THIS TIME VIMES LIKE HE CAN BE EVEN ANGRIER??#LIKE BRO IM A WEREWOLF TOO WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE A BITCH (<-Vimes to Angua's brother)#they can mock him for being from a disgraced werewolf family #DO YOU THINK HE'LL BE ABLE TO SAY 'BATH' AND EVERYTHING STILL #like he's been hiding for so long and REPRESSING THAT BEAST IN HIM OMG THAT FITS #so he's more human that wolf now #more like a dog really...#ofc he can say 'Vetinari' he does that like. everyday #I WONDER IF IN THIS AU HE GETS REMINDED OF STONEFACE TOO #like “ahahah remember that one your ancestor? the werewolf that killed the king #yeeea thank god you're not a werewolf. but you're still a bitch just like him tho“#nah that'd be soo sus like wait what if you ARE a werewolf...#now that i think about it i think there'll be a moment when he doesn't have to hide that anymore? i guess?#but when #MAGPIESKETCHINS CMERE #need your thoughts but too shy to likee askk #des-shitpost #discworld #discworldwerewolf au #A TAG!!!

22 notes · View notes

tasmanianstripes · 6 months ago

Text

While I don't mind the "poor reading comprehension" jokes and there is something to be said about the reading comprehension overall dropping. I really dislike how it also became almost like an insult. I think an unintended side effect of "people on tumblr/the Internet have poor reading comprehension"/"piss on the poor" jokes is it emboldened some people to just be casually ableist and mock people with learning and intellectual disabilities.

I know the vast majority of these statements are either made as a joke or aren't ableist at all. But some of ya sound like you're one step away from mocking somebody for being "slow" and dropping the r slur.

#thylacines can talk #sorry if this is not very comprehensive my memory and reading comprehension get Especially bad when im tired. some of my sentences might get #completely fucked because i literally forget what i wrote earlier in the exact same sentence.#anyway yeah majority of what i see is fine. but some of the shit i read on here sounds like word for word shit ive heard from other kids #whenever they mocked my disability. but its not new people on tumblr very often pretend to be disability allies and then mock disabled #people. so im disappointed but not surprised.#(also if this god forbid breaks containment watch somebody talk to me as if im stupid with 0 irony)

12 notes · View notes

infernaltenor · 1 year ago

Text