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For those who don’t know, Rowan started out his career early on as a model, representing brands for all the extreme sports he did. He hasn’t lost this skill… CLEARLY!
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#You can make these big#do what you gotta do#im not here to judge#god do i ever appreciate this new thor body#and the body selector#AND the sweat setting#He went for an evening run while Cass was napping#and thats when I saw him#in all his glory#and i heard a choir of angels#this is your good update btw so please enjoy#sims 4#simblr#sims 4 story#ts4 story#the sims 4 story#sims4 storytelling#ts4#ts4 edit#ts4 screenies#geneva island legacy#the sims community#show us your sims#gif warning#extras chapter four
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its hell being in this fandom with the opinion "im not anti or pro ship i just am personally uncomfortable with seeing incest"
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#homestuck confession#mod cola#yeah thats fair#im not here to judge#since everyone has an actual life outside of online stuff and fandom stuff#like im looking for jobs rn i don't have time to deal with vriscourse lol
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people-watching and gossiping 💅
(more older seblora brainrot bc of my oneshot)
#they look like they're sassily judging peoples fits and im here for it 💁♀️#i have so many wips of them older bc i was just sketching them nonstop after i finished writing my oneshot BAHAHA i was manic����#now that im replaying HL tho i also wanna draw more school moments LMAO im never satisfied...#and to the anon who sent me yandere seb ideas I SEE YOU🫵🫵AND THANK YOU!! I GOT SOME IDEAS#idek if ill end up drawing halloween stuff at this point i have too many ongoing wips😩#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#clora clemons#choccyart
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Idk how to label this. Wifehunter John?
The idea of possessive/obsessive John manipulating a situation and stealing a wife for himself struck me, so just coughing the idea up while I sneak away for a coffee before I actually have to start work in 20 mins 💖 entirely unedited, abrupt ending
Masterlist l Part Two
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For someone married to his job, he has put quite a bit of thought into what he is looking for in a wife. Namely, that she's already married.
His reasoning is threefold. He can admit to himself, firstly, that it satisfies his need for control. Competency. He's a busy man with a demanding job. Not quite retired yet, no time to build his own from scratch. With this, he gets a wife boxed up and ready-trained. Broken in.
Secondly, the need for control bleeds into his saviour complex. She'll need a shoulder to cry on, someone strong and capable to get her back on her feet. She'll be feeling a little fragile. Needy. Perfect.
And thirdly, it does something wild to his jealous, possessive streak. The idea of taking something precious, of breaking her bond to another man and tying it to him? Delicious. The idea that she used to be someone else's, that he has to imprint himself onto her knowing that in doing so he is erasing the imprint of another man? It has his teeth aching, grinding even as heat rises in his belly. Stirs at him.
The idea swirls lazily in the back of his mind, never quite finding the right time or right partner. He bats at it a few times, lazy cat playing with the notion, seeing how far it can stretch before it snaps. Eyes up pretty things everywhere he goes, glancing down at their left hands just to check, but nothing quite tugs on that string. Until one day it does when he's outfitting the security system at your house.
It's side work. Cash in hand, word of mouth. Something to keep him busy when on mandated leave. Something to keep in mind as his retirement from active duty creeps closer. And your husband is a real piece of work, all blustering braggadocio energy. Young buck, not knowing his place in the herd. Not knowing that he'd be better scratching his antlers off on a tree than going head-to-head with a gristled thing like John.
It's like John's energy, his presence in the house, sends alarm bells ringing in your husband's mind (Be the man. Don't back down. Puff up your chest and strut). And it plays so perfectly into John's hands because your young buck doesn't realise that what he's really doing is fawning. To John. (Look at me, be impressed by me!) He makes his biggest mistake in putting you down in front of him, trying to sidle up to John and create some kind of desperate camaraderie. Ordering you to bring tea to the men at work. Rolling his eyes at your attempts to talk, to ask questions about the work being done. Waving you off so he can stand and watch the proceedings. Like he could supervise. Like he has any clue what he's doing.
Only the promise of the long game keeps John from levelling him with a hard look, from calling him outblike he'd love to.
He hears you both in the in the other room, having swatted the young buck off like a particularly virulent pest. Noisy and bothersome. Not needed - or wanted- in this home. And entirely too stupid to realise that John wasn't being jocular in his dismissal.
You've been scribbling away for the past few days, something occupying your time, keeping you happy and hidden away in the kitchen.
"You're not serious, are you?"
"Well, yes," he hears the slight quaver in your voice before you find your footing. You've got at least a bit of spine. Good. "You said that I should find an occupation. Not just 'laze around the house playing housewife'. This is what I-"
"Oh come on, I didn't mean- You don't think that this is viable, do you?"
"Well... I love gardening. And I'm good at it. And there's no reason that it can't be more accessible for people, especially with the current economic-"
He cuts you off with a scoff. "Dear, just- I don't want you to be disappointed. I think you don't quite understand the time and effort this will take. And you know nothing of marketing, publishing. Why don't you put that away and start on dinner?"
And oh, isn't that delicious. He can taste it now, that idea that has been swirling. It's thick, almost tangible on his tongue. The tension in the house, the bitter lacryma of stifled tears. The slight acidity of words you left unsaid. It has his mouth watering, pupils dilating.
And when he's packing up that evening, tools and materials tucked in to the heavy workman's case, he swings by the kitchen on his way out. Catches the way something is jutting out slightly from the bin, lid slightly askew. When he pulls it out he realises it's some kind of notebook, carefully (lovingly) bound. Pictures pasted, mindmaps and notes and plans scribbled in the margins. Your gardening tips. Kitchen scraps, window boxes, rooftop plots. Urban gardening. It's deeply thoughtful, well researched.
A labour of love, lying in the rubbish.
Sweet, clever little thing. That just won't do.
He leaves your house with a little piece of you tucked away in his toolkit and a nice plan forming. He'll be back, of course, not quite finished with his work. He'd planted a few little links into the system he'd almost installed, projecting not just to the monitor in your home but also in his. Got to keep his eyes on you, keep you safe and cared for in ways that your useless husband can't.
Finding that book was a boon. He'd say it was divinely ordained if he believed in all that. It weighs heavy in his toolbox as he whistles out the door.
Now, how to get you alone and return it to you..
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This idea may have been done before? I'm not sure, sorry! I've seen a lot of possessive John floating around. Tagging @stellewriites because I said I would last time, and you've been so encouraging of my nonsense.
Anyway I've got like 4 long-form WIPs that I'm working on, so I may never actually write this one but thought I'd share since that image set I just reblogged made me feral 💖
#im so tired and its cold dont judge me this friday morning#yeah like i p much only focus on fics and long form but maybe i should post more drabbly things#bc i have so many ideas and so little time#like ideally everything would be at least 10k and beautifully written#but ive only managed 2 long fics and 2 2-3k word snapshots since i joined the fandom in autumn#so yeah anyway here is my man being a possessive unhinged creep#captain john price#john price/reader#john price x reader#john price#cod imagine#cod mw2#cod x reader#cod mwii#báirseach writes
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#there is twitter discourse happening.#poll#to be fair the discourse in part appears to be a misunderstanding#of the correlation between how often u wash linens/clothes and how often u change them#because. apparently to some people having more than one set of sheets is unimaginable?????#thats not the question here though#this may vary based on the season? or any other reason#i thought my answer was pretty reasonable but there are ppl on twitter that r like#if ur not doing it every week ur nasty. and genuinely.... u think im gonna go thru the effort#of changing it every fucking week.......#genuinely not here to judge i think theres a lot of factors into when u change sheets#but i refuse to believe people are Actually doing it every week. i want to know the circumstances#i guess if u r sweaty or the weather is really bad or ur fucking every night idk.
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wa wa wa wa wa (pepper steak tumpet)
#HERE IT IS!! THE OFF PIECE I WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT#im so so os so sosos so indebted to karina drawfee for the clay idea it was extremely inspiring#i do have him on my shelf btw >:)#off (game)#prints r gonna be coming soon 2 my shop also >:)#the batter (off)#zacharie (off)#the judge (off)#elsen (off)#japhet (off)#valerie (off)
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@mcyt-yuri-week Day 5, Rose/Thorns I never stop thinking about SL episode 8 never ever
#gempearl#pearlgem#shinyduo#shiny duo#trafficshipping#I tried to word it a few different ways but I feel like its still so easy to interpret this as negative but noo its positive#because the thorns here are referencing the scarlet persona that Pearl's embraced. being left with nothing but it - the thorns#But it's not that Gem likes her just for her scarlet persona. She likes her for her. Pearl's not just thorns#Gem doesnt really care about the “thorns” or the petalless rose stem. she cares about Pearl. She thinks Pearl's cool (thumbs up emoji)#Pearl changes into her scarlet fit like she has many times before with the purpose of scaring people & leaning into her feared witch thing#but Gem's just like “omg slayyy” and its the best. And to Pearl it's like whoag#Gem never saw how she changed. Never saw her be ostracized and the aftermath#But she thought that the Pearl she did see in SL was cool and so easily accepted her when Pearl herself though herself so unacceptable#she got love from the Mounders and BigB and that warms my heart but Gem being a newcomer immediately embracing Pearl is just#it hits different#whoa jimbo way too many tags hghghgh#mcytyuriweekvalentines#at first I thought about smth like “where the others saw thorns you saw a rose” but I thought it was more fitting this way#I guess you guys be the judge of that haha idk what Im saying#tubby art
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DC FANARTISTS. DROP JASON HEAT STROKE PHOTOSHOOT ART AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
alt versions under the cut btw 🥰
no blood ver and a little blurred
#batman#dc#jason todd#red hood#ily jason peter todd#batfam#he is actually the goat#love him#dc fanart#dc comics#jason todd fanart#if i addrd a jason todd smut tag this would attract numbers im telling you. but im a chikd of god#and i wont judge hes find#my art#tumblrs told me to add it so here it goes. takes a deep breath#jason todd x reader#jason todd smut#DAMN. like if you cried
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"you're so weird!" and yet, somehow, i'm happier than you'll ever be
#sick of hearing this from people#sure im weird . sure im embarrassing and awkward and “ cringey”#but i dont care !! im happy !!!im so happy!!#and what are you?#judging me for enjoying my life?#whos really in the better position here?#thoughts ୨𖹭୧#girlblogging#it girl#wonyoungism#girlhood#pink pilates princess#girly tumblr#this is what makes us girls#girly stuff#girlcore#girlworld#gyaru girl#dolly girl#princess#pink girl#pink princess#thoughts#diaries#journal#text post#recovery#mental health support#mental health#becoming that girl
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DO NOT BE AFRAID
this is combining Ovid's Heroides and the Excidium Troie because I can't stop thinking of Hermes telling him not to be afraid. what the fuck!! Ares is wearing the crown that Paris gave him.
I have. thoughts. about Paris. he's almost got this Troilos parallel in my mind, that the event that defines him in detail exists in a lost narrative that we don't have (the Cypria), but everyone else knew. the event that defines Troilos is his death (murdered, butchered by Achilles, the violence of which haunts everything after. Achilles, child killer, you can't escape that!), and the event that defines Paris is the Judgement. what's a lost text but a kind of grave!!
idk I don't think that Paris before the Judgement would recognize himself after bc when you become god touched, it rearranges your guts. you become transformed in the worst way possible! how could you recognize yourself! but I also think that all the Parises after the Judgement would recognize each other because that event is so locked into the trauma of war and the scar it leaves on the land, it's like a scar on the narrative too. it exists like this forever, over and over again, so you exist like that forever too. Troy collects grief and despairs.
Troy as trauma: Reflections on intergenerational transmission and the locus of trauma, Andromache Karanika
and Paris is like. a miserable little god/corpse-puppet or something, like a match for the gods to throw onto gasoline.
The Excidium Troie + Ovid's Heroides:
Excidium Troie, trans. Muhammad Syarif Fadhlurrahman
Ovid, Heroides 16 (trans. Harold Isbell)
a collection of things regarding Paris that made me go 😬 but under a cut bc this is getting. very long.
The Divine Twins in Early Greek Poetry, Corolla Torontonensis
Iliad 24 and the Judgement of Paris, C.J. Mackie
Elegy and Epic and the Recognition of Paris: Ovid "Heroides" 16, Elizabeth Forbis Mazurek
Ennian Influence in "Heroides" 16 and 17, Howard Jacobson
Paris/Alexandros in the "Iliad", I. J. F. de Jong
#long post#paris of troy#komiks tag#like. DISTANTLY. its#the iliad#drawing tag#listen i know it's fun to dunk on paris. but im a chronic killjoy. i know its cringe. mea culpa etc#i would love. I WOULD LOVE. to draw a comic and not have the commentary notes be longer than the comic itself#unfortunately i like to read and i cannot stop talking about things that i read. so this will not be changing.#ngl i keep hearing the last line 'my brother says you are a just judge' as 'and brutus says he is an honorable man' and that's smth for sur#god i wish this was shorter but then i remember it could've been longer bc i started drawing this while watching#some excellent korean horror but then i looked at myself in the mirror and said 'no. get your shit together.'#but that show is what sparked this. the themes. god i love shows. a round of applause for tv shows.#in a different world theres a version of me that didn't exercise self restraint and there's 30 screen caps from a horror show here too#it’s all greek to me
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bart hair kinda acts like horse blinders 4 him
#i had rhis thiught @ like 2 am then spent way 2 long drawing#im going 2 eat now &&&& hopefully get things done 2day idk#i kinda dont like the way i drew bart here @ all my arts been ROGUH recently ok DONT JUDGE ME#i dont wanna yap 2 much its so food time rn#good mronign every1 tho <333#bart allen#puppee art#man i rlly dont like how indrew bsrt here man goddmanitjtf AAAA
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Hi, have some more textpost :)
#some may have been done before but im just playing dolls with my pngs over here :)#my stuff#my edit#unedited vers in reblogs#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#ace attorney textposts#ace attorney memes#aa textposts#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#maya fey#ema skye#lotta hart#ace attorney judge#shelly de killer#dahlia hawthorne#franziska von karma#mia fey#ron delite#desiree delite#wrightworth#compilation#narumitsu#ace attorney incorrect quotes#incorrect ace attorney quotes#ask to tag
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“I don’t want to do this.”
“C’mon, you know weddings are fun! You’ll be fine.”
“It’s not the actual shindig that’s the issue; it’s the traveling four states over to get there. That drive is gonna take me like, twelve hours. Be glad you’re a borrower and don’t have to travel for cousins’ weddings.”
“Dude, you’re joking, right? Last year my brother had a destination wedding, two blocks down the street at that house with the big birdbath. It took me three weeks to travel there. I had to fight a CHIPMUNK.”
“Goddamn.”
“I wish I could have drove. The birdbath pool party reception ruled, though.”
“Oh, nice. Open bar?”
“Tinies don’t do that. It was Open Bottle. One open bottle of rum, and we were thriving.”
“Fuck yeah.”
#g/t#giant tiny#theres like three different punchlines i could have ended it on here but i just kept going#im going to a wedding this weekend which will be fun. BUT THE DRIVE 😭#a nurse testing me for vertigo told me i have the worst case of motion sickness she ever saw#and she worked there for like. thirty years.#me and long car rides do NOT mix#alcohol mention#tw alcohol mention#its going to be an extremely religious wedding too. my cousins follow a v rigid denomination#which i dont judge like believe what u want! but they are super traditional#im gonna walk in with my green hair and cunty dress and the inlaws r gonna throw rocks at me 😭#my mom asked me to wear leggings and a jacket to ��avoid a family fight’#which if it was just ME affected then i wouldnt care. but i dont want my aunt to give my mom shit :/#anyways im bringing my weed pen so itll be okay 💖
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loser simp man
OH BABY I AM SO BACK
Commissions open
#she's so out of his league man#i would say she likes him for his personality#but im not entirely sure thats fully desirable either#guess she likes the 'feral sewer rat' look#I'm not here to judge#I think the feral sewer rat look is good too#Maybe it's his massive honkers#tmnt#tmnt fanart#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt art#tmnt 2k3#tmnt 2003#tmnt april oneil#tmnt april o'neil#tmnt april#tmnt casey fanart#tmnt casey#tmnt casey jones#tmnt 2003 casey#tmnt 2003 april
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going back to my roots
#posting this on here first since i feel like yall would judge me the least😭😭#HUGE dnf fan during my dsmp phase#ooc but im pretty sure thats the point#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki k#saiki no psi nan#akechi touma#tdlosk#artists on tumblr#the disaster of psi kusuo saiki#saikechi#arfis art#saiki kusuo
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I am putting way too much effort into this guy, but I'm also having a blast
#my art#i also had so much fun with that exploded view drawing#i just really like his design#melvinborg#melvin sneedly#captain underpants#he looks weird without his glasses- i just realized#i heard from my tags that my art is being shown to a discord full of This Man enjoyers and I am. a little intimidated ngl#I feel like I am unknowingly put in front of a communal judge /pos#i mean I'm glad I'm fueling other fellow brainrotters interests- im just here doing my sworn duty as fanartist- officers
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