#im not Czech but

[unknownn-girl]

[nastyalover123]

My dear friend got me into the 1980s Soviet Sherlock and so now I'm here to spread the word, enjoy

[crepegosette]

I'm a bit late but here's my piece for the @hws-anthology!!

Big thanks to the mods for having me in the zine!! Also be sure to check the other works!! A lot of amazing and talented people helped it become a thing! :]

[bogkeep]

i reread captive prince trilogy for the third or fourth time recently

[spoiledmilks]

“Why am i the last one?”

[leona-florianova]

I feel like that czech guy who makes train horn covers of melodies should have like 1 milion subscribers, cause that stuff is real art.

[teplavecernice]

babe wake up, another czech x croatian false friends just dropped

croatian: to turn on the A/C

czech: to burn kliment to death

[kirkendauhl-v2]

I heard someone call fake hippies with rich parents "Trustafarians" and I haven't been the same since

[easilyentertained99]

I can't explain it in a way that makes sense but I know in my soul that The Magnus Archives would go so hard in czech

[paint-it-red-and-black]

"oh, Charles, you're such an angel."

Max hears it often. he picks up the phrases chirped by the girls around. it was said by fans, PR managers and once he had even heard it from a Ferrari mechanic. and Max totally and utterly disagrees.

Charles is no angel. on and off the track.

he is a bloody menace.

because angels don't look like that. with a slight squint when there's a storm brewing in the depths of green eyes in the middle of a sunny day.

angels don't get so angry you're afraid to approach. angels don't hold grudges. angels are quick to forgive.

angels don't smile like that. smirking, a little arrogant, covering it with their innocence. and showing a little of the soft tip of the tongue between their teeth.

angels are measured. they take their time. they are neat and tidy. they never make a mess of crumpled sheets and clothes.

angels are gentle. angels never squeeze skin until it bruises, bite until it darkens, or pull hair so hard it brings tears to the eyes.

and even more so, angels don't moan. not painfully, but sweetly, like melted chocolate with marzipan that leaves marks on your fingers. hot. frank. naked. absolutely wasted.

angels don't expose their necks, don't bare collarbones, giving more space for someone’s lips to leave marks.

angels don't press closer, scratching back until it’s bleeding. angels don’t choke on passion and never create their own.

but he falls asleep in the most angelic way. with his nose against Max's neck and the blanket pulled up to his eyes. he throws an arm and a leg over the body next to him, pulls closer, smiles warmly, and lowers his long fluffy eyelashes.

people easily fall for it.

"oh, Charles, you're such an angel."

but Max knows that Charles isn't an angel at all. he's a real demon in the flesh. but it's much easier to love him like that.

[ihopeinevergetsoberr]

my dearest fic writers who headcanon viktor as czech! i know you guys are struggling with google translate — and it indeed is awful (for slavic languages especially, cause it keeps messing up the adjective declension).

i have an amazing alternative: deepl and reverso context. i’m currently getting my degree (german translator) and i’m a fellow slavic fic writer — therefore, i use those A LOT for uni. and let me tell you — google translate is absolute shit compared to those two. reverso context even provides you qualitative example sentences??? how cool is that???

anyway i love love LOVE seeing czech viktor fics and headcanons and i just figured i might share those helpful little things with ya’ll so you don’t have to struggle with shitty ass machine translator.

live laugh love viktor <3

[tepli-mravenci]

[crepegosette]

casual enjoyer of those creatures (deranged)

[bogkeep]

realized something earlier today. you know that trope where bilingual characters in fiction will sprinkle their native language into english sentences? and how i personally, while i can't speak for every bilingual person on the planet, don't really see that happening in reality pretty much ever, at least not with people who are passingly fluent in english? anyway i realized i DO mix languages, just the other way. i will happily throw english words and phrases into my daily speech when chatting with my peers in norwegian or czech like it's no biggie. because we all know english here, so it makes sense to swap in words if i'm falling short! but why would i say words other people don't understand in conversation...!

[glossykris]

god I admire his bluntness

x

[ayumunoya]

What I can’t find on PirateBay I find on the Czech Ulož.to 😂😭😭😭 bless someone who uploaded the original Qin Xiang Lian (1964) there, I love you.