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theres this gold you can only look at but never grab and it shows up on top of waves when the sun hits the water and you can try picking it up gathering it in your hands but it dies without water just disappears but if you look at it without trying to make it worth something to someone else well then. youll see after a while why its so priceless.

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sometimes a man hurts every woman in his life because his true soulmate is a man. then he also hurts every man in his life because he’s just an asshole like that

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hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???

villain: *choking back tears* uh, yeah, i'm actually trying really hard here man

hero: *now looking uncomfortable* oh

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all Czechs know how to do is get drunk, complain about everything, quote Pelíšky and lie

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someone who’s never watched phineas and ferb please explain this screenshot

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It’s too late to kinkshame Lestat probably

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The polish experience is actually seeing something in czech and skimming over it because "idk what this says" but actually... hold on...I DO know what this says

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i havent seen anyone mention no nut november even as a joke or to mock the concept. its just out of question rn. no time for that. everyones like yeahh well at least i can still get a nut off nobody can take that away from me

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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

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loving these

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It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever