#im mcfucking ILL

[the-kipsabian]

THEY ARE GAY YOUR HONOR

[shelf-ships]

selfshipper nation does anyone else have a bunch of f/os that they love so so much but then there’s that one f/o that’s The f/o and every time you fixate on them you lose all your sanity because me too (me literally right now)

[bean-galleria]

For every mentally ill person on Thanksgiving: here’s a tip for dealing with anxiety that I learned in therapy.

TTIPP

T- temperature: a sudden change in temperature shocks and resets your nervous system. This includes dipping your face/hands in ice water, eating ice, holding ice, taking a hot/cold shower, holding an ice pack.

T- taste: extreme (or sometimes just taste in general) can be good for grounding. Carry around warheads, fireball candies, jolly ranchers, sour patch kids, etc.

I- intense exercise: get the endorphins flowing. Get some happy chemicals in your system and relax your body. You can also outrun your adrenaline so you’re not so close to that fight or flight. And in the wise words of Elle Woods: “Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t kill their husbands.”

P- patterned breathing (I think): Breathing exercises can slow down your heart rate. That can also brung your body out of your fight or flight because it tells your hormones to stop being wack.

P- progressive muscle relaxation: sometimes when you have anxiety, your muscles will tense. If you really squeeze your muscles as tight as you can for a few seconds and then relax, it’ll teach your muscles how to relax eventually. It’ll calm your body down. Start with the top of your body, like your jaw, tense it really tight, and then release. Then work your way down to your feet. Do it a couple times until you feel noodly.

[wabblebees]

BEE the people demand to know. how was ur audition

DUDE i just got notified im called back!!! for tomorrow morning!!!!! im SO fucking excited omfg,,, and like. Even More Nervous ghdjsk

i dont think i did *terrible* or anything but i def walked out of the room afterwards just... Not Feeling It lmao, but it was still so so much fun -- gOddddd i fucking missed musicals+singing WITH PEOPLE. i even got to use my low range and sing with the tenors😌💕 ((whiiiiich. turned out to be the part with the most fuckery lmao, so i hope i didnt embarrass myself too badly as the... perpetually loudest mf in the room lmao))

the movement call was the part i was most nervous abt for tonight ((since i am patently Not a dancer)) and ngl it was. Rough. bc we'd been standing around for hours doing music and my knees were NOT pleased with me even wearing my braces

but!! callbacks tomorrow are doing solo singing, which i feel much more confident about, and!!!!! i got called back for the part im hoping for AND two parts i was *totally* not expecting!!!!! so im definitely okay with how it went:)<3

[saltysatellite804]

Sorry my stepdad was an asshole to me so I'm just right back in the funk I crawled out of this week. And like I shouldn't let it get go me but I'm just so fucking tired of every person.

There really ought to be some kind of award for trying to be happy even when I keep getting shit on by life. But no. Its just "best I can do is maybe a break from depression and anxiety for an hour or two".

[neokatt]

uuhh saw a post on twitter that inspired me (i lost the mcfucking post though i shoulda bookmarked it) and so woe, Hope fused with the pandora box (+gems) at ye

im sleep deprived as hell so ill probably hate this when i wake up but for rn im so proud of this like wowie zoiwie

[urlocallesbiab]

TELL ME ABOUT ASSISFRIEDKIN!!! I assume it’s friedkin and lt assistent?

yeag themst! i was promising myself i would someday make a Proper post (and even kept a similar ask as a reminder for myself, sorry i never got back to you tumblr user dykebarbie, i SEE U and APPRECIATE YOU), but i just never have enough energy/motivation for that (maybe i should've changed my blog name lmao, but also i love assisfriedkin :3), SO. instead.

i'll hand you this mcfucking google doc that was meant to be a collection of resources for me to make a post from. tysm for asking, genuinely, and have fun!

also if im bothered enough times there's a chance ill finish the outline for that au where friedkin is replaced with an alternative friedkin from a timeline where he wasn't a bad guy (i call that alt!hugo au), and that makes both him and mike have soooo many kinds of existential crises <3

oh also both kp (@generalized-incompetence) and phoebe (@clockworkcheetah) have assisfriedkin headcanons — guys, would you mind sharing, or adding screenshots/links of old stuff?

also kp i beg of you to link that library fic of yours, i love it so so much :3 :3 :3 my fac thingie, my comfort read!!

[definitelynotshouting]

another problem hunger AU grian might have: it looks like his true form has feathers, much like his humanoid form? disaster plumage. brittle stresslined mess. feathers that fall apart super easily. he's probably had obvious stresslines on his feathers the entire time the hermits knew him (because he never had enough to eat) and probably passed it off as some kind of chronic illness that was under control

Oh yeah his feathers are chicken mcfucked for sure. Gods i did not know about stress lines until this ask but i am EATING THIS KNOWLEDGE UP oh my goooods this is juicy

I dont know if many Hermits would have known what was up with those bands on his wings unless they had some more generalized bird knowledge (bc damn i sure didnt-- my expertise is in cats) which is kinda even more tragic because now im just thinking about what its going to look like when he's eventually healthy again. Someone's gonna comment about his "markings" disappearing and Grian's gonna accidentally hit them with the ol' one-two of "oh yeah thats good, they arent falling apart on me anymore" like GODS. WAUGH

[star-vibing-prompts]

Random shit I had or others had said as prompts.

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of sus, dark humor(probably), dark themes(also probably), Sensitive topics

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"Motherfucker is high on cat nip at the top."

"Imma just kick this fish then-"

"Let me sleep with you!"

"STOP CREAMING YOURSELF"

"Let me throw your child!"

"I smacked a bad guy's booty."

"That was a good ass slap!"

"Give me all these delicious batteries!"

"Everybody died in this family!"

"I JUST SHOT HER BODY WITH MY GUN-"

"I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD BALLS STILL!"

"I got stuff on my neck!"

"Be honest, am I hot?" "I'M GAY-"

"IMMA WHIP OUT MY BEANS ESSAY"

"Not the duckussy"

"Already sus gonna hide in the ooc"

"Okay I got my happiness, bye"

"I like me some Among Us"

"Can someone hold me please"

"[Name] stop searching. I wanna search something up to on him!"

"IS HE WRITING A FANFIC OML"

"I KNOW BUT WHEN I LAUGH I SOMEHOW CHOKE ACK-"

"You're more grosser than I am."

"Ohh~ Hee got the rizz~"

"OKAY BACK TO CRYING"

"I love dying screaming"

"IM CRYING WHAT DID WE JUST WALK IN ON???"

"I will slap myself if I say something sus"

"Let her scream lmao."

"Being force to talk by a 14 year old"

"Such a beautiful break up"

"STOP RIZZING ME"

"Anyway does anyone want to get slap by me?"

"Damn she hot"

"THE FUCK WOMAN???"

"DAMN I AM A LONELY BITCH"

"Actually *SHITTING* himself would be pooping. *PISSING* himself would be peeing."

"Why did you eat mah stick?"

"STOP EATING POOP???? WHOS POOP EVEN IS THAT???"

"I- Wha- ho- ...MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THISI-"

"I think u just pissed him up even more"

"And why are you creaming [Name]?" "Damn tell me how you really feel about the cream jesus"

"One of them is: What the fuck is going on at this point and why am I still here for it?"

"I just love killing people!"

"I want to fuck Optimus Prime."

"Allergies are kicking me ass"

"I would've given you some but you didn't talk fast enough /j"

"[NAME] PLEASE I BE SILLY"

"I SWEAR ON [NAME] IT AINT ME"

"Why is [Name] robbing [Name2]"

"Enjoy your last peaceful moments"

"You were the chosen one"

"Then speak it"

"And [Name] just set himself on fire"

"I feel like I am being judged now,,,,,bye." *disappears*

"The shame has already been done there is no going back"

"My mom used to buy me robux before she mcfucking died"

"I BROKE MY STICK"

"THEY DONT KNOW WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS"

"My gaydar told me"

"What the fuck are smiley fries."

"Rice with beef broth because we have no chicken"

"Anime cat girls are canon within Spongebob now."

"The Cat Has Ingested The Wall"

"Split dat chicken wingg"

"Oeuur... digs chicken wing out of the carpet"

SHRIEKS AND BREAKS IN THROUGH A WINDOW

"They have been bestowed the name [New name]"

"I love the fumbling with the remote"

"Literally vibrating in my chair, I’m really excited for the game"

"That's so sad imagine someone hated you so much they wouldn't even spend more than 5 bucks to hire a hitman"

"Bro's gonna be willing to die after that"

"FLOOFY AND GOOBER"

"I wanna invite them for tea and crumpets

The best type of relationship"

"ILL FORFEIT ALL MY LEGAL POSSESSIONS TO HIM"

"Like damn dude you don't need THAT much eye liner"

"This is so emo"

"My dude needs to look fabulous"

"WHAT A GOOBER ! FOOLISH LITTLE FELLOW"

"OMG ITS MY KID"

"LIL GUY IS SPEEDY ASF"

"They got a little too silly"

"ITTY BITTY"

"They just need to put some ice on it"

"Aww noo they spilled the cranberry juice" :(

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

(fake anon hate or whatever)

hey there buddy chum pal frendo. If you keep posting about racetrack higgins I’ll need to snap your mcfucking neck. and that would be a lah dee dah dah dah. i Will need to kick your head. are you even italian. and onto that twink boy noel gruber. how’s about he stop being a gay boy toy twink and try to play some FOOTBALL!! l+ratio+no bitches+fatherless+theatre kid+keep yourself safe

WHEN I TELL YOU I CRIED LAUGHING AT THIS💀💀💀

oh yeah, punk? square up, you aint allthat i bet. ill post about racetrack futhermucking higgins all i gotdamn want to

and what are you gonna do about it, pussyboy??? huh???👹

i dont actually know if im italian. i look extremely italian and i look exactly like both my dad and grandfather, so maybe im italian? we always said our family's french cus theres a town in france that is the same as our last name but im not entirely sure if thats true

and if i am????? succhiami le nocci bud >:)

being a twink is noels entire personality, you want him to not have a personality? ok🤨 bit messed up, innit?

L+ratio+i wish i was fatherless+yeah what abt me being a theater kid im proud of it. ILL FUKICNG DO A JAZZ SQUARE AT YOU HO DONT TRY ME+these fists are rated E for everyone so i think im good on that front<3

[red-woods]

 cw : gore description , abuse    i saw a take saying mental illnesses ( millnesses ) / neurodivergences ( gonna shorfen that fr later to nds ) / disabilities ( dabs ,,,,, im tired dont fucking try to fight me on this one ) : shouldnt get flags because nd people arent as oppressed as gay people    first off you know the least oppressed group ?  possibly in the world ?  countries !  boats !  know what they have ?  flags !     why do they have flags if they’re not homosexual , because as we all know : cloth inherently belongs to the faggots and if you wear clothes , pledge allegiance , or have blankets bed sheets rugs or plushies or pillows : you’re gay .     go back to the mud , like a good heterogender cissexual .  straightvestite .     flags are to easily signal something from a distance .  to easily communicate a message , sometimes a message that inherently needs to be secret .     flags can also symbolize a sense of belonging and identity and similarity to someone else who is also able to recognize said flag from a distance and instantly know you are 1 : likelier to be a safe person , 2 : someone whose existence means they are not alone in a positive way .     finally flags are used to show pride .  You wear them proudly or wave them or display them , so that others can see , and that communicates the message that the thing the flag is in support of : is something you view positively , and regardless of what it is : you are able to feel brave enough to display it .  in terms of country flags that fucking sucks by merit of : countries fucking suck .  however if you had something you were told was sinful , or terribly horribly flawed about you : would you not want confirmation from others that it was okay for you to just exist         ignoring the additional fact that a lot of lgbt+ people are mentally ill because of , oh i dont know , trauma from growing up hiding who we were plus people actively trying to harass if not kill us :    do you have any idea the UTTER BULLSHIT neurodivergent people go through    constant attacks on character and harassment JUST for adhd ,    lots of people treat the tism like a fucking plague , and getting diagnosed CAN GET YOUR HOUSE , CAR , DRIVERS LISCENCE , AND LITERAL CHILDREN TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU    and OH BABY IF YOUVE GOT A STIGMATIZED MENTAL HEALTH CONDITION    gaslighting , manipulation , and other abuses , all conveniently located at the only place you can get any mcfucking help for your symptoms .     now there is no treatment that “ works “ for DID , frankly i would be absolutely terrified of anything that claimed it did , and would have no desire to conform to a society in which little dudes in brain : isnt accepted .  you can have my little dudes over my cold dead body    but DEAR , GOD .  people have lost housing , been institutionalized and had their entire lives taken away , people have lost all sorts of things , the only reason you cant see it is that it happens right under your nose , all the time , and youre used to it .     it’s acceptable to you that people wind up on the streets after a mental breakdown , it’s acceptable to you that people can’t get medication , and are thrown into danger because of it .  the living hell of institutionalization is acceptable to you , you like staying in hospitals ?  imagine that but forever until you die .  it’s acceptable to you that people lose their stability , mobility , agency , self determination , and literal children .       i could sit here all fucking day and go through some bullshit oppression olympics with you that doesn’t fucking matter because all of us were being burned at the stake in the olden days anyways and it doesn’t matter whose experiemce burning was less satisfactory ; and not feel the overwhelming urge to rip out its windpipe because it doesn’t belong to you .      - or !  absolutely batshit concept !     you could look at a flag that helps signal to people they are safe , there are allies nearby , it’s okay for them to EXIST , there is nothing wrong with them , if they need help with a problem relating to whatever the flag signifies : they can talk to this person potentially , and theres a higher chance this person will know how to help and what information to pass along if the person does want to help , and you can go : i like being the bare minimum of adequate for a human being , and walk away .   

[bean-galleria]

Does anyone ever just ✨get tired✨ of their personality?

No? Just me? Okay.

[comfortyart]

I cant believe my husband just interrupted my very serious conversation about a gender slider pin to tell me I need a "Thirsty for Roy" slider.

[ajdrawshq]

i was listening to some of the nameless user/x0o0x_'s music on yt while looking thru the comments that explain some of the stories their songs reference and. so. like. is the "ghost train" in twilight town based off of the kisaragi station

[leafiion]

i hate it here. talon did we not tell you we have JOBS i dont have time for this

YOU POISONED REN!!!!! gym puzzle my ASS WE ARE BUSYYYY... fucking fine whatever. okay his design is kind of cute. get fucked my noivern is better than your noivern. swapped into sylveon and spammed calm mind PLUS my domain shift shifted us to the fairy forest area so he just swept

literally when. none of my pokemon fainted. anyway im glad talon didnt mcfucking Die but whatev

um. no. bye

KANONNN :D MY FRIEND. help hes psyching himself up to order pizza kanon u r my friend

nice to me.... uaghhghg...

aevis wants to go movie direct.. me too buddy. okay anyway im going to go say merry christmas to zetta

okay never mind ill just go fuck myself then. fine. whatever. i dont even care!!

THEYRE GETTING MARRIED?

oh okay jeez. dont scare me.

oh thats fine. chase your happiness... go get fridged...

i love him actually. how long did it take him? /gen. oh reina's getting fridged too lol. AND NOW IM BACK IN HEAVEN STOP PUTTING ME IN ZEIGHT GET ME OUTTA HERE!! MELIA YOU CANT KEEP SUMMONING ME WILLYNILLY I NEED SOME TIME TO BE MY SWAG SELF??

fucking why

m2 is gonna fucking get youuuu . oh and breakup time i forgot why they were breaking up but honestly i support it i think melia does have too much going on.

WHY ARE WE HAVING A FUCKING VACATION. mmn :( no ana.. sad. amber :]

oh yeah right. hey when do we get to see deagan

nvm i dont want to see him. mean to keta he already died TWICE.. oh shit we're having the reincarnation talk at the table. and its done as soon as it started. hey why does tesla have a vending machine in her house

aelita is back on her being so cutes grind..

yeah no shit

why... so we could get stuck in another world forever...? also LMAOOO sooo lame... ren..

dont meta at me.

PATTY DID YOU JSUT TRY TO FUCKING KILL US?

hes dyingk...

HE IS SO ANGRYYYY HELP ME

we are not having fun.. ren gets back to his human body for five minutes and is instantly poisoned.

[welcometoouranarchyhole]

this summer i rlly want to be productive.

i wanna focus on my art and start writing

i wanna at least make a decent following for my art bc i never ever reached 100 followers on any acc that i made. i always gave up by then

and i wanna start doing art and writing commissions because i wanna make extra income. i feel like im a good artist or good enough but i never get any interaction on insta and i feel like no one is gonna pay attention to my art on tumblr :/ also i feel like my writing acc is dying and no one cares anymore and idk that kinda hurts

i know for a fact tho that my mom is just gonna think im lazy for constantly being on my ipad or mac but in reality im just trying to improve my skills. like i tell her all the time that i wanna be an artist and shes literally set me up for art classes, but then judges me for being on my ipad and actually... doing art and trying to better my skills?

shes so full of shit. even when i try and tell her all of this she doesnt believe me all she freaking does is doubt me and assumes that this is just some idea im never going to pull through with iwejkfnnnnndseffffjk i dont even know what i feel but writing this out just makes me so damn angry