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HELLOOO self ship nation

I present

My discord server (18+ sorry! Purely because I’m 20 so I have no business owning a server that isn’t adults only)

*shakes you around* COME JOIN come tell us abt ur f/os >:]

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this is how my fictional crushes start and end

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !

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Tough f/os that come to you when they get pissed off because they know only you can calm them down. Serious f/os that only let themselves be embarrassing and soft around you because they trust you. Cocky f/os who let themselves be whiny and needy because they know you won't make fun of them. You're the only one that can soften them

PROSHIP DNI

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Imagine your quiet, or stoic or non verbal F/O listening to an audiobook with you ♡ Both in comfy positions, eyes closed, just enjoying the time spent together ♡

-> Not proship friendly

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE P

i have my mutuals server but is there enough interest for an "old media" self ship server? (about 50+ years or so)

whether this will be open to minors or not depends on who's interested (i don't care but some people do)

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you know what i dont see enough of?? familial f/o appreciation. we should make more imagines for the familal f/os. for the child f/os who grab your arm and drag you along to play with them. the older sibling f/os who give you advice and sneak you candy when no ones looking. the parent f/os who brag about you to their coworkers and ruffle your hair. the cousin f/os who give you that look and you just know you're getting into mischief with them later. the aunt/uncle f/os who always buy you something when you go out with them and never ask for money back. the little sibling f/os who bribe you into taking them to the park or the candy store. the grandparent f/os who cook/bake for you and are always eager to see you. shout out to familial f/os. yall rule

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Me inserting myself into my f/o's world

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Imagine building snowmen with your F/O!

What kind would/will you make??

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say who your blorbo and number one song are in the tags! happy holiday season from Would They Listen To That! :D - mod Cupid

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i love f/os that are fragile and you have to hold gently as much as the next guy but what about f/os who you can roughhouse with. f/os who you can tackle onto the ground and roll around with, both of you fighting to get the upperhand. f/os who playfully toss you onto the couch or bed not painfully, but forceful enough as a warning to stop doing that annoying thing youre doing (or vice versa). f/os who will lightly flick you on the forehead for a bad joke.

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imagine showing your art you make of your f/o to them! imagine their reaction, all the compliments they'll give you for being talented and how well you draw them. imagine them asking you occasionally if you've drawn them lately, and when you show them how excited they get.

they love you art soooo much !!

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Selfshippers with memory problems !!

Your f/o will never ever ridicule or belittle you for them. If you answer with "I forgot" or "I don't know", they'll never scoff or insult you. They'll understand and will accommodate for you. If you forget to do a task, such as a self-care one, your f/o would patiently remind you to do it without yelling at you. Forgetfulness is never your fault, and your f/o knows that because they love you so much

pr0$h1p dni

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🌨️ ⦂ imagine you and your f/o going to a christmas market, going from stall to stall trying the seasonal food and buying little decorations and trinkets.

❄️ ⦂ imagine you and your f/o decorating a christmas tree together, bickering about what goes where and who gets to put the star on top of the tree this year.

🌨️ ⦂ imagine you and your f/o making christmas cookies and decorating them to look like each another, the frosting ending up everywhere but the cookies.

❄️ ⦂ imagine you and your f/o watching christmas movies together, bundled up beneath blankets with a bowl full of sweets beside you and a mug of hot chocolate in your hands.

🌨️ ⦂ imagine you and your f/o going to a christmas light switch on, each wrapped up in warm layers of fabric, holding hands and huddled close, watching the christmas lights come to life.

radqueefs and proshitters dni. dividers are by strangergraphics.

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IM SKCBDJDNDK I LOVE THIS SOSO MUCH RAUGHHH TY TY TY ILY OP YOU MADE MY DAY

U r doing god’s work w these.. could i have a (qpr) selfship playlist w mr grizz from splatoon,, if u get to this thank you so much and have a great day ‼️‼️

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‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡ here you go!

Just Take My Wallet - Jack Stauber's Micropop

Ruler of Everything - Tally Hall

Clair de Lune - Johann Debussy

Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears

I'd Rather Sleep - Kero Kero Bonito

Freaks - Surf Curse

Rhinestone Eyes - Gorillaz

I am the Walrus - The Beatles

Birthday Suit - Cosmo Sheldrake

Brazil - Declan McKenna

thank you for dialing in!

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there’s something kind of fun and silly about having an s/i pull some regular guy by being fucking insane I think <3 . f/o who is instinctively drawn to whatever the fuck is going on here and falls for ur beautiful nature

Like.. I don’t remember the exact wording but there was a post I saw a while ago that was like ‘I don’t date, I just act insane and wait until someone’s like ‘what’s all this about then’’ and that resonates.. ah to be collected like a strange bug on the side of the road.strange bug to lovers .

(pr0shippers don’t interact Please respect my boundaries on this one)