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by the by, i think it should be decreed by law that you can and should be as "cringe" as you please with your f/o's.

make animation memes of you guys. nosebleed like an anime character over them. make gacha life videos. read embarrassing imagines and fanfics. WRITE embarrassing imagines and fanfics. make little figurines of you and them and squish their faces together to make them kiss.

you think it's weird? good!

do what makes you happy. cringe IS free. be proud of who you are.

EDIT: feel free to reblog and add cringe things to do with your f/o's. share the love!!

this does not apply to proship GO AWAY

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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ freshly brewed f/o imagine ✨

today’s special: a cozy cup of daydreams, made just for you ♡

one of you starts narrating the other's actions like it's a national geographic documentary. "observe... the rare and elusive f/o / s/i, wandering the kitchen in search of a snack. they are unaware they are being watched." bonus points if you / they turn slowly and make direct, judgmental eye contact with the “camera.”

☕️ your order is ready ! 🤎

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Your f/o doesn't think you're slow or dumb when you don't understand things quickly. They won't tell you to change if you take a little longer than other people to understand things. They would NEVER ever make fun of you or act exasperated because of that. Yes, even if they're very smart and even if it happens often. They respect you and you're not bothering them even if you think you are.

read dni before interacting | no pr0-shippers/variants

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As someone who’s often non-sharing romaticqllly, I’m delighted when people familially f/o my romantic f/os, and most of the people i know feel the same!! You’re absolutely fine I’m sure

My only confusion is that I’m a familial selfshipper and sometimes non sharers will interact and I’m confused on wether I count as a double because I’m not romantically involved with the f/o in question and I don’t want to break boundaries :(((

~Nowhere Special Anon

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We’ve had an ‘enemies’ channel in every self ship server I’ve modded, you’re fine op 💀

Is it a thing to have an f/o but like for *hating* them? I have plenty of f/o’s - most romantic, a couple platonic - but then there’s also this one character where. I don’t even know how to describe it. It’s like I feel so viscerally like the estranged child he neglected and abused that I can’t stand him. Parasocial fictive love is all well and good, but is it a normal thing to also feel that level of parasocial fictive hatred? Does anyone else have them? Is this just my brain going haywire? Do I need to schedule an appointment with a therapist??? /hj

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Who doing this with their f/o rn?

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thinking about f/os experiencing cuteness aggression... f/os who will wake you up from a nap with cuddles and kisses because you were just too cute to not bother, f/os squealing as they hold you tightly like a teddy bear, f/os doing slightly annoying things throughout the day like ruffling your hair or poking your cheek because they just can't help themselves when it comes to you <3

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Imagine you and your F/O french-kissing with blood like vampire bats

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !

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selfship scenario #2

Please take a minute, remove self restraint from your functions, and bite your f/o. Even gently; grab their arm like an angry kitty and NOMF

in the tags, indulge how they react. I need to know for research sake. i need answerrssss.

reblog/like to agree with biting F/O's if the cute aggression is real! also, lemme know if THEY are the ones that bite or are cute aggressive!

proshit dni.

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i'm curious to hear how you and your f/o would do tik toks together!

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f/o who fakes getting hurt or something because oof, ouch, s/i, it hurtie, guess you'll have to kiss them better and take care of them ;(

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That’s SO many of my s/is you have no idea

selfshippers need more s/is that are feral and nasty!! your f/o should have to lure you out with cheese and slide the cage door shut before trying to wrangle you into the car so they can take you home and be so so nice to you. you should have to be lifted into a net just so you’ll stop biting tbh

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Imagine your F/O showing up unannounced at your doorstep in the pouring rain. Their hair slicked to their face, clothes completely soaked, rain water dribbling down their skin. Imagine them confessing to you their feelings for you like that, before pulling you into a kiss, their cold lips against your warm ones.

proship dni

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Imagine your f/o draping a blanket over you after you fall asleep on the couch.

proship/darkship/neutral DNI

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imagine your villain f/o tilting your chin up with their weapon and saying "well, well, well, what do we have here?"

proship dni

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GIGGLES I LOVE THIS IDEA! Anyway this is the image

selfshippers. you turn your phone to your f/o.

"This is us," you say.

reblog with the image ur showing them on your phone

pr☆ship + variants dni... // op is AM's partner