Lex (they/she)/ 29 / 🇬🇷🇦🇺 /queer/ your coworker who is always watching some type of show
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“This is an exercise in futility. You’re just going to run around like a stray dog and ruin what I’ve done.” “Eh? Why does that matter? You’ll just braid it again for me, anyways!”
(commissioned from wtchysvto)
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Hydrangea is having the worst time in our latest dnd session bc the other hottest person in the party (who she is begrudgingly into) said she wouldnt fuck her. Not bcs Hydes isnt hot but bcs she's too unhinged
So of courses Hydrangea had a crisis about it bcs for once in her life her hotness isnt enough to triumph everything else about her.
Next session they'll have to take the magic mirror away from her bcs shell be texting all her exes to cope
#boblabla#its so fucking funny#im lauhgin now typing this#worst woman you ever met face rejection for the first time#or well#second time#there was hadley breaking up with her before that#lex plays dnd#lex plays trpgs#hydrangea
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Abandoned church in France [2048x1365] by El Vagus
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referring to Ben and Gerry's as my exotic imported ice cream
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Finished a new piece. I think it speaks to my state of mind. Notice the fine details. :)
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I read physical books more frequently than fics so the word count on fics means nothing to me. I have to google what the conversion is lmao
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stop… making… her… a… MOM FIGURE !!! *my psychic powers throw everything across the room*
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Kajo Faura Puuri, the dragonborn, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, a reluctant hero, mischievous criminal, and kisser of a jester
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