#im lazy dont judge me

[weirdhom0]

Heard this audio and thought of them

[otselotus]

oldstuffff

[cosmic-nia]

“I’m a clone! :D”

[hai-nae]

look, ok im so srs, i live n die by my notes, they're cracked asf but i need them😭

[fatuismooches]

HIII 🐓 ANON HERE!!!!!!

I come bearing you a new scenario.....one that has been slowly rotting my brain (help)

WHAT ABOUT ESCHER?? Like.... imagine if while Dottore was disguised as Escher he fell in love with reader ? (Need more Escher x readers... im a lil insane)

- 🐓 anon

When Dottore was sent out to Tatarasuna, he only had one goal in mind - simply to cause a minor inconvenience for Inazuma. What he did not expect, however, was meeting you. Someone who he initially wouldn't give a second glance to, but soon found himself uncharacteristically seeking your company.

What drew him to you was how you seemed to be an outcast. Which was strange, because if even a puppet could be accepted, why was a human isolated from the rest of the group? It was a bit intriguing to the scholar. Perhaps because he had gone through the same thing. With enough veiled inquiring, he found out the circumstances were similar too - you had attended the Akademiya but left because you had found it inadequate, in your words. Oftentimes it seemed like Escher would "test" you on things. On morality, how far you'd go for an experiment, on many hypotheticals. You were never sure if you passed these tests from his unreadable expression, but he seemed more pleased at your lack of ethicalness than a good person should.

Well, now he found you much more interesting. You, on the other hand, would naturally be suspicious of the mechanic. He seemed so gentlemanly and charismatic on the outside, but you couldn't help but get a weird feeling. However, did you care? No. Somehow he was still attractive with the graying hair.

He wouldn't fall in love with you that quickly, no, he would define his interest in you as merely that - interest. Nothing more, nothing less. However, he is willing to pursue this interest, just to see how it goes. It could benefit him. He is in need of another assistant as always. Perhaps you could be the fit he's always desired. And so he would offer you a choice - join him in the Fatui, or perish along with the rest of the village. (The choice is obvious.) Or if by some odd chance, he did like you that much, you're just getting yanked back to Snezhnaya.

Dottore ended up getting two useful things out of Tatarasuna. A new test subject, and a new loyal assistant, who he would soon learn to love.

Thinking about this Reader helping him create the segments and gradually learning more about him through them...

[guinevereslancelot]

how do i stop feeling like i'm in trouble all the time fr. sitting here on my lunch break like everyone's gonna be soooo mad when u get back...from lunch...which you are allowed to have.....(?)

[nearly-fxllen]

After a long and quite uneventful meeting, Azrael was glad to be home. They had much to do for the animals before he went inside, however. Still in formal attire, Azrael put out hay for the horses. It then fed the chickens, goats, lamas, pigs, and the lynx. Unfortunately, the lynx bit him and it had to wrap their bloodied arm before continuing with chores. He, of course, had to clean out stalls, pick the vegetables from the garden, and weed the flowers before it could finally make its way inside.

Once in his beloved cabin, Azrael could finally relax. With a heavy sigh the angel practically collapsed onto its living room floor. Home was safe, calm, and quiet. All of which were things Azrael valued tremendously. He debated whether to take off his jacket, but that would have required moving and he was far too comfortable with how they were lying on the rug. To Azrael, there were few things better than laying down in a safe space and not needing to think about anything at all.

The candles in their home remained unlit, the curtains closed, leaving the cabin in perpetual darkness. It was a pleasant change from the glaring fluorescent lights in the meeting hall. Darkness felt somehow softer, like a gentle caress in comparison to the punch in the gut that was light. So laying in the soft, quiet cabin was Azrael ideal way of spending is night. Lamentably, this moment of peace and darkness did not last as long as Azrael had hoped it to. With an obnoxiously loud bang, thunder sounded throughout the sky.

While Azrael wasn’t frightened by storms, it did find them to be quite annoying. The strikes of lightning far too bright, the thunder loud enough to leave migraines in their wake. It was certainly safe to say that Azrael despised storms, and he had not been prepared for this one. The angel rolled onto its side with a groan, covering their ears as another bang sounded out. The noise made his ears ring, a headache already forming as lightning struck again over the incessant pounding of rain on his roof. Azrael stood, hands over its ears, and ran to its room. It was too dark to see, but Azrael knew this cabin by heart. They half jumped over the discarded sword in the hallway, barely avoided hitting the bed frame, and grabbed onto their noise canceling headphones like a lifeline.

The angel crawled under its bed, to where a nest of blankets, pillows, books, and stuffed animals was carefully arranged. Feeling a bit calmer in the enclosed space, Azrael picked up a book and a reading light. He was hoping to distract itself from the noise that could still be heard through the headphones. Although reading in the dark might not have been the best idea, he needed something to focus on and books were calming. So, despite the already pounding headache, Azrael opened the book and began to read. The book wasn’t a genre the angel usually read, it was a science fiction of some sort that had been gifted to it by a friend. However, the story had a decent enough plot to take Azraels mind off of the thunderstorm outside.

Slowly but surely, the storm died down. By the time it was over, Azrael was curled up in its makeshift nest, still in its formal attire, and fast asleep. They wouldn’t wake until the next morning when the alarm clock on its nightstand began to play a quiet violin tune. Even then, he slept through almost ten minutes of this before it finally woke him. Azrael sighed and crawled out into the morning rays of sunlight making their way through its mostly closed curtains. And so began another day of work, work, and more work. In the back of its mind, Azrael hoped for a distraction that wasn’t painful or loud. They knew the odds of this were unlikely however, and prepared himself for another dull day of duties.

[todayisafridaynight]

What's your fave cap of Sawashiro?

i have A Lot tbh but out of all the ones i have saved on my ref sheet This One's always a fave (❁´◡`❁)

[godhelpmeimdescendingintomadness]

miku miku oooeeoeueuueoo

[monsterbisexual]

i hate how i feel doing or not doing certain stuff for/because of the pain + fatigue since im a fat person :///

[s0urte3th]

mom is bitching at me how i need to wear short sleeves TOMORROW, and just get over it

[flesh-w0r1d]

Finally finished one of my current projects! I haven't worked with felt in a long time, but I'm pretty pleased with how this turned out

(it's not as vibrant in person as it is in the pictures)

[toaster-hair]

toddler brained at the moment

[silvertonguespoon]

heh?

[funlovinzara]

“Speechless” Turbo!ken and Okarun x reader

I didn’t know id cause so much trouble, but in the end i met someone who touched my heart…i don’t know if I’ll ever be able to love him.

Warnings: none really

A/n: im back divas 💜 IM SICK AGAIN

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Okay, lets not start off with “im just a normal person, who attends a totally normal school.” Because its stupid and dumb and i really really just want to explain this whole situation. This school is weird. Ive been experiencing some supernatural things happening to me and i dont feel safe wherever i go and i think something bad might hurt me. I walk home after school one day and i notice the air getting thicker and thicker and i just feel the tense pressure of something following me

I rush home and all i can do is ponder about whats going on with me, am i mental?? Is this some of condition?? Im having nightmares and i cant take it anymore. I cant even talk to anyone about this because i hardly talk to people at this stubborn school…

Besides all the crazy things happening to me, theres this guy I’ve had my eye on, not romantically or anything i just keep seeing him wherever i go and he just sticks out like a sore thumb. I think his name was Ken….im going to talk to him, he seems like the only person who wouldn’t judge me.

I walk up to him and before i could even mutter a “hey” a girl comes first and speaks to him, it seems like they’re close. Suddenly everyone must have a friend besides me, thats so annoying. I’ll speak to him at lunch then. And as i expected, that girl was there again. So i guess i’ll just speak to him afterschool.

“Hey..” i tap his shoulder while walking out the gate of the school. He swiftly turns around looking at me in surprise and quickly blushing. “O..oh hello!”

“I wanted to know if you’d like to be friends…you look really cool and i thought it would be nice.” His face flushes even more “Cool..? Me? Oh- yeah s-sure we can be friends thats totally awesome! Yup! Cool!” He was geeking out, and it was really cute

“Can w-“ before i could speak again he cuts me off. “How about we talk together at lunch tomorrow or if we have the same class..? Its s-super nice to meet you. Im Ken takakura!”

“Oh im y/n l/n, sure we can talk tomorrow” he bows and runs off home, i mean at least i’ll be able to actually talk to him. I start to walk home and the sun starts to set, i really don’t want that feeling to come back again. But it’s not my choice is it..

While i walk home i start to feel it again, the feeling that im being watched. But no it’s way worse this time. My ears start to ring, and i hear footsteps slowly pick up behind me. I start to run home, it wasn’t far anyway, i could make it! I run into a neighborhood I’ve never seen before, but I’ll do anything just to get away.

A blue light appears above my head and i turn around to see 3 large men with a horrifying smile standing behind me. I turn again to sprint for it until they catch me in a millisecond. “What a fine specimen!!! We shall take your banana for inspection.”

“What the heck does that even mean??? Let me go!!” I hear another pair of footsteps and i see..Ken? And that other girl..

“Get em okarun!!” The girl exclaims, and before my own eyes i see okarun leap forward to one of the men holding me, transforming into something so unknown. The aliens are caught off guard and unhand me while i see that other running behind us, a big set of translucent blue arms emerge from her back and grabs on hold on one of the men and slams him.

“Okarun!! Take the girl somewhere else!! I’ll be safe i promise!” This new…person that is ��okarun’ sighs in laziness “such a drag..” he picks me up bridal style and starts to speed away into a secluded area where the strange men were sure not to search. He lays me down on the concrete floor and i think i recognize this area, this is a part of my neighborhood thankfully!!

I look up at him in disbelief, “your…ken..?” He was prepping to sprint back to where the other girl was but he looks at me instead “in the flesh.” What was up with his lingo..

“..how are you able to do that?” It’s absolutely incredible, i was totally mesmerized, he’s beautiful! “Dunno, i gotta go. Stay safe babe.” He pats my head and then gets into a crouching start position to run, he sprints off and into the night he goes. What just happened, and he called me babe? How am i going to even talk to him tomorrow??

It takes me a minute to get back up and into shape, i make my way back home and i was later than usual. I make myself comfy, shower and change, and hop right into bed. I shut my eyes and start to recap.

‘Alright, what the hell was going on today. Ken is some secret transforming boy, and i guess his nickname is okarun? This other girl has magical powers and i almost got kidnapped by some disgustingly terrifying ‘men’. Based on what I’ve seen today, were those even men?? Im speechless..’ I continue to yap on in my head until i drift off into slumber.

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I wake up the next morning trying to figure out if i should just stay home today, but then again i need answers. I quickly hop out of bed and get myself ready while having something small to eat for breakfast. I make my way to campus and i see Ken and that girl again, i really need to get her name..

“Hey Takakura.” While he was speaking to that girl he turns around to look at me, she gives me a glance and her face brightens, it seems like she recognizes me. “Hey y/n, is everything alright?”

“Um yeah no, what even happened last night?? That was totally insane! Do you guys know what was going on it freaked me out, and you turned into some creature and that girl had big arms coming out of her back-“

The girl giggles and cuts me off “okay i know it’s crazy, and I’m momo! What you saw yesterday wasn’t normal i know, it’s a long story. But those men you saw were aliens, thats why they looked so weird. Okarun here has this new ability to transform into something completely new, i have psychic powers.”

My face must have been absolutely confuzzled because they both started to giggle “Don’t worry, we’ll talk more about it at lunch! By the way whats your name?”

“It’s y/n l/n, nice to meet you.” She smiles and rests her arm on my shoulder “Sweet! Cmon okarun, let’s head to class!”

He follows right behind us and my smile fades a bit, that person okarun was…i can feel my heart start to strain. This isn’t good, i think i might like him but every-time i see Okarun and Momo together, they just seem like an unbreakable bond that stays together forever and i might be tinkering and getting in the way of that. I want to go home already.

“Hey y/n, matter of fact how about you come to my place after school? Then we can totally go over everything you’re confused about.”

“Oh, yeah sure! I don’t mind.” They day goes on as it fades into the mist of night. Her house is more larger than i thought, i enter and it has this calming feel to it. I spot Ken taking off his shoes and my hear starts to race a bit, this is making me insane. “Alright Okarun, show em!” I watch him transform again and i see that boy…wow he is so alluring. His droopy sleep eyes and tall slim frame would have anyone at campus falling head over heels

“So this is what you saw yesterday, this form is when he blah blah blah blah…”

I really should have payed attention but i was lost in his thoughtless eyes, and he was staring right back at me. I wonder does this form have the same mind as Okarun or is it someone else? While momo continues to talk, without her noticing he nods his head up at me in a “sup” motion, with his hands in his pockets. He was trying so hard to be cool and he really was. I feel my brain melt to my toes as i nod my head back at him.

“So do you understand?”

I snap back into reality, “Yeah..so what can he really do?”

“Well he can only run really fast, he has no good fighting skills yet.” “Wow, harsh.” He said while leaning back on the wall. Momo takes out her phone and looks at the time, she jumps and shrieks “its really late! Hey how about this, you can come over again tomorrow and we can go over how you’re able to see things like this. Okarun since it’s dark outside and you’re a fast runner, take em home!”

“whatevs, I’m the fastest yo.”

We head out the door and he lets me get on his back. “later y/n!”

Ken gets into the crouching start position again and speeds to my neighborhood “quick, where do ya live” I whisper my home into his ear and he quickens the pace all the way until the destination. He slows and gets down, allowing me to step off his back. I was hesitant to walk into my home and i turn around right before he was going to speed back to momos place.

“Cya on the flip side babe.” Seriously does he call everyone babe…but then i realized he was leaving and as he took off i managed to shout “See you tomorrow!!” I see him wave his hand in the air while he ran, this wasn’t so bad. I lay back in my bed ready to disclose for the night, this is crazy.

Will he be someone i can love or am i just going to be a nuisance..?

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GUYS I JUST finished watching dandadan please i had to write something y’all idk it set something off in me for real!! bye DIVAS 💜

[lateseptemberdawn]

Btw something similar happened once before as well and it was again the first day of period and mother was sick and father had prepared everything else but I had to do the dough and roti and I'd told my brother about the period beforehand bc I get feral and need him to know to not do anything that might end up in him getting clawed so I told him I have a stomachache (which I did but it's become the code word for period b/w my brother and I (and father is at least smart enough to decipher what THAT means) or maybe not code word exactly but sort of like an umbrella term? Bc I absolutely despise men trying to understand periods bc I've seen that they just can't and only end up making me want to murder them with how they try to either pity or equate it w smth?) and I got to doing the dough and what do we feel five mins in? Spots! In front of my eyes! Dizziness! Almost faints and falls down! But then I get a hang of myself and decide to sit and do the job and my father comes around and he's like "what? Already tired? Just from this?" And my brother goes "her stomach's aching" and the way father shuts up real quick and backs out and says I don't need to make the rotis...it's not that they're cruel but just so fucking stupid it FEELS cruel to have to deal w the stupidity. And then the claims of being so much smarter.

Learned about the Egyptian lore about how men (as well as women) were granted period leaves bc since the women would need rest the men would have to do the work women usually do (around the house or in general even)... It was called smth like "on leave - woman bleeding"

And the reason I got reminded of this is bc I've been insanely sick since the last two weeks and just when I started feeling the teeniest bit better (yesterday) I got my period (not much to bleed since I ate barely nothing but I've been feeling faint the moment I sit/stand up) and my mother was fasting the whole day so now she has an insane headache and my father - well aware of both our conditions - has the audacity to tell me to do stuff (help him in the kitchen I'll be honest he's not telling me to grind a mill no but to make dough and then rotis which if anyone knows is fucking tiring esp for me since I fucking hate doing it). I'm so angry that I just went with it. And my mother had to legit tell me to stop for that man to realise I've been deadly sick.

Men do not deserve the position of authority. They simply don't.