#azrael: angel of death𖣥

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Starter for @lettherebemonsters

Azrael wasn’t sure what he was doing. Well, it knew what it was doing, it was knocking on Adam’s door to ask for advice. But Adam? Of all people to request guidance from was Adam really who Azrael should go to? Of course, Adam was high ranking and another angel, but he was also quite loud and Azrael wasn’t prepared to deal with that. Either way they had already committed to knocking on the door, harshly, at that. So there was no turning back from there.

Of course, he could run. But that would have been cowardly and the archangel of death was no such thing. He also could have lied about the meaning for the surprise visit. Again however, Azrael was far too prideful for that. So he simply knocked again, and waited for Adam to come open the door. By the time it began regretting this decision it was too late to change it.

[timetoprey]

“Zephy! There you are. Why are you down here you can’t go disappearing on me like that-oh. You managed to fall before I did? That’s…uh…fuck.”

She had been trying to break her horns off all afternoon , she was tired and hungry and freaking out, her wings fluffed out and a mess, usually she was so confident and didn’t give a shit where she was .. but that was back when she was sure of her home , of her place within it .

Sure she may not listen to all of heaven after all Death would come for them soon, but she still had their backing at least .

She froze when she heard a familiar voice and stared wide Eyed at Azrael.

“I-I don’t know what I did wrong! “ she took a step back from him afraid he would look at her with disgust.

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“At least I don’t have to clean. That’s a plus. You can do as you wish of course. Though, perhaps don’t invite divine punishment upon yourself so carelessly. You may not care now but it is undecided what the future may hold and you seem smart enough to understand this concept. Are you?”

He sighed and debated cleaning the blood. Later, perhaps. For no archangel with any sense of pride should get down on their knees before a lesser being…right? Instead it simply shifted on its feet and listened.

“Hm. Cults are a pain in the ass, though I imagine being in one is worse than disposing of the aftermath of one. You were raised in it, so you were easy to manipulate into believing what you were told from the start. At least you have now learned otherwise.”

He frowned at the explanation. This was why he was not fond of language. Because it’s was full of stupid unspoken rules.

“People add new language rules too often, one cannot be expected to keep up.”

"Fret not I am not going to make you clean something that I have done. that being said your welcome... and mm.. well those above can come at me and yell at me if I need to be realistic. I do not care to much if they try to yell or harm me. I have already seen enough bullshit when I was in a cult "

there would be a scoff that escaped her mouth as she tossed the body of the angel that she had picking at into a nearby trash bin. she wasn't going to clean the blood up some other chump could do something like that. but that being said. she would look at Azrael and raise a brow a little

"mmhm... I was born into it and told not to question anything that the deity did for I would be smite or something like that . do not worry to much about it. it is annoy to believe I was made to believe this god would be my salvation when it isn't."

She would shake her head before raising a brow as she pinched the bridge of her nose. did this one not know this is just how people worked

" It is much like a fruit explosion muffin. there is no real explosion it is just a term used for numerous fruits in one thing "

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Just stares at him with her big ole eyes . — @timetoprey

Azrael frowns, and proceeds to haul her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

“I am keeping you and you are to fight children who pester me.”

[timetoprey]

"i'm staying home to take care of you."

“I’m fine.. “ she rasped, huddled under a bunch of blankets and broke into a coughing fit again . She was not fine but she was being stubborn .

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Naughty or nice?

“I stand by my decision, it was entertaining.”

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“I mean he’s got a very stab-able face. Want me to do it for you one day? I could. However, thank goodness you aren’t having a baby. You’re too much of a child to raise one. Though I could help I’d probably just tell a baby to stab God because all sins are forgiven if done by babies..well, most babies.”

Azrael raised an eyebrow at the admission. That was not what they had expected Gabriel to say. Considering it was treason though, it could understand why their brother was nervous for the most part. The angel sighed and pulled out a pocket knife, holding it out in offer. The handle was decorated with paintings of little animal skeletons.

“Weapons are your best friend down there. Don’t stress yourself out about it because that’s how you get caught, trust me I know; God gets pissy about treason which would be fine but now I can’t fly-but seriously don’t get caught. Oh and take me with you next time I need new lampshades and sinner skin makes such good leather.”

The angel was about to go on about furniture before realizing that was probably gross to Gabriel. Instead they just shrugged and continued holding out the handmade knife, seeming a bit upset about giving it away; though that was masked by brotherly worry.

Azzy

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[timetoprey]

“My poor daughter is being harassed. Come here and I’ll fight the gray faces for you. Also you need to eat your vegetables.”

“Are we allowed to kill them? Also veggies are gross I’ll just stick to meat and marrow ..”

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His brother cooks odd looking food. Though apparently it tastes good? He is now on his way to try this food.

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Azraels pet lynx Sparkles is now trying to snuggle Zephyr to make the sadness of Azrael dying go away. Meanwhile Azrael is reforming in a corner somewhere.

@timetoprey

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“So simply do not tell anyone I taught you to cuss.”

“Are you lost, young one? You look awfully familiar…”

🦢⚔️ "....uhh..no? I'm..not lost...you look familiar too.."

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Unfortunately your local Azrael has died from a combination of cinnamon overdose and too much trumpet noise. Please contact your nearest funeral home, they can’t find him. He disintegrated. He is still the best looking sibling.

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🍬: for our muses to go trick-or-treating

@timetoprey

:3

“Okay, you have your bag and costume? Do you have weapons? Just in case. Do you have an extra bag if one isn’t enough for the candy? I can carry the extra bag for you.”

Azrael was filling a bowl with homemade goodies as it spoke, planning to leave out the treats near its office in town for trick or treaters. Though dressing up for Halloween was fun, Azrael didn’t stay far from its usual attire. It was wearing a blue suit with dinosaurs and waffles on it, and carrying a purple scythe. That was about as festive as the angel planned on getting for now. They were more concerned with taking Zephyr out to get candy, and of course, keeping her safe on the night of spooks.

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Starter for @brokendreamscreation

Azrael was wandering heaven, slowly sipping a toffee milkshake. He had earplugs in to block out the noise of society, and was looking at the splendid drink instead of its footing. Unfortunately, Azrael managed to walk directly into Lucid, falling to the ground with a yelp and spilling its milkshake.

“Sorry-holy guacamole I’m so sorry-“

He had not intended to converse, but he had also not intended to walk directly into someone. And they certainly couldn’t cuss in the presence of another, it was ungentlemanly. It attempted to clean up the mess of milkshake the fall resulted in. They had gone bright gold, stumbling to their feet and offering Lucid a hand.

“I did not mean to do that-I’m so sorry I didn’t see you-“

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He stares for a moment.

“…okay first of all I’m not a virgin and second of all I don’t conform to that anatomy-I think-“

“I should lay an egg just to prove you wrong.”

“That’s it. You’re getting the sex education book.” And he produced a large, thick book from his desk. “Now Azrael when you choose to reproduce, it’s important to remember that you need a mate who is ovulating and can accept your sperm for fertilization—”

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He’s munching on a broken vhs tape