#im laughing at all these

[mastcrmarksman]

@pympartic replied: Might be time to call a paramedic…

and then there is practical Pym with the bright ideas!

[landofgay]

house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

LMAOO the agatha and teen chase scene from teen’s perspective

[soratsuart]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ACE'S DREAM IS ABOUT CELEBRATING THAT YUU FOUND A WAY TO TRAVEL BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THEIR WORLD AND TWISTED WONDERLAND AND HE ACTIVELY FIGHTS WAKING UP SO MUCH THE OTHERS ALMOST GIVE UP ON HIM AND MOVE TO THE NEXT DREAM

WHAT THE FUCK???

[nyaar0n]

why dud you screenshot

[daemaid]

AU type thing where instead of imprisoning him, the Bishops somehow manage to wrestle the red crown off of Narinder and he is reduced to his mortal form.

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

[jackalopescruff]

wikipedia is always trying to hit funding goals and all I have to say is if they made a cunty wikipedia crop top like the USPS did for themselves theyd be funded for the next 15 years on tgirl sales alone

[corner-collects-rocks]

happy new year to neil josten who didnt sign it. he gave me a contract but i didnt sign it. he couldnt make me. this doesnt mean anything. im still a fox.

[kitamars]

👊‼️‼️

[askew-d]

i would just like to point down the fact that wei wuxian only washed away all the powder from his face after the juniors fought against the mysterious arm. he only wiped it a bit by then. which means that the cool "awake yet?" line where he pulled the corpses up was done with him looking like a clown who was drenched in rain.

the first time he saw his future husband in his new body was when he was looking so ridiculous he, himself, got terrified after glancing at the mirror. bitch was acting all powerful and awesome until you remember the whole time he was doing it looking like a buffonish puppet who oh so literally came to life.

wei wuxian's story sometimes is a fucking comedy, i swear. there's a reason why nobody respected him at first, i see it.

[ch0mpkin]

Guys, they literally leaked the next ep‼️

[juricore]

toxic yuri this toxic yuri that. and just when you think it couldnt get any crazier they break out the spinning piano

[spectra-bear]

Y'allready know

[artlefty]

Sometimes I read a tma fic that has the tea martin is serving be like some...fancy herbal or floral stuff.

My dude, come here for a second-

This is a workplace in England. It is Tetley. It is PG Tips. It is yorkshire gold.

It is NOT ginger hibiscus or green tea or fuscia with parma violets. it is a cuppa. It is a regular ass cuppa tea with some milk in it. Maybe some sugar.

Serving unprompted herbal tea to a coworker is a violent act of hatred. It is a decree of warfare.

Your boss asks you to make them a cuppa and you put Ginseng Green Sea Buckthorn tea on their desk? You are telling them you hate their guts. You are letting them know that you think they are the worst person on Earth.

[icestardragonhc]

THE TERALEAK JUST CONFIRMED A SUSPICION OR HEADCANON OR WHATEVER I HAD ABOUT GHETSIS FOR YEARS WTF ACTUALLY

While he gaslit N into believing him and his world view, turns out he's not really lying as much as he is genuinly thinking the world is evil. That's why he let N experience that evil evil world himself, thinking N would come to the same conclusion as him. It didn't occur to him that it would even be possible for N to have a change of heart.

Evil cannot comprehend good.

He cannot comprehend good. He's living in his own little reality. That he tries to change desperatly.

In the finished game the dialogue is different but he was designed and written with this in mind and it's still noticable.