#this is all LH

[artlefty]

Sometimes I read a tma fic that has the tea martin is serving be like some...fancy herbal or floral stuff.

My dude, come here for a second-

This is a workplace in England. It is Tetley. It is PG Tips. It is yorkshire gold.

It is NOT ginger hibiscus or green tea or fuscia with parma violets. it is a cuppa. It is a regular ass cuppa tea with some milk in it. Maybe some sugar.

Serving unprompted herbal tea to a coworker is a violent act of hatred. It is a decree of warfare.

Your boss asks you to make them a cuppa and you put Ginseng Green Sea Buckthorn tea on their desk? You are telling them you hate their guts. You are letting them know that you think they are the worst person on Earth.

[wildgeese98]

So the Sam/Celia/Alice pseudo-love triangle has not been as annoying as I feared it would be. I am however, already pretty bored of it. I don't begrudge anyone their shipping fun. But to me every moment spent on awkward relationship issues is time the characters could have spent being terrorized by monsters or receiving cryptic messages. Not that there's isn't also plenty of that, but I could always go for more.

Also I'd much rather check in with my best friend and favorite IT manager Colin Becher. What's he been up to while everyone's been canoodling?

[starboundsingularities]

good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder

#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

date posted: june 23, 2010

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though

🧊 just--ice Follow

okay now they're just making lawyers up

#also didn't mvk die or something?

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🔥 triedbyfire Follow

why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder

🎸 guiltiest-lovers837 Follow

so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit

🔥 triedbyfire Follow

are you gonna address the copaganda thing or

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🌻 attorneybout Follow

he's so. 😳

📂 trialanderror Follow

why is he defending

📂 trialanderror Follow

OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???

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🦈 giantlakemonsters Follow

i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all

🥜 liberdeez Follow

op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.

🔐 wrightorwrong Follow

hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!

🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

net 0 information post

#thanks again lawblr

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🍒 cherriescoola Follow

btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life

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🩸 has-dl6-been-solved-yet Follow

December 28, 2016

YES!!!

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🪙 tellerlikeitis Follow

guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do

🔪 violencekilling Follow

you gotta let him rob you that's the law

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👻 ghostesswiththemostest Follow

look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name

💼 courtofwaw Follow

bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late

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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited

#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore

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🐺 lawnewolf Follow

i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs

🌈 lawsbian Follow

the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)

🐺 lawnewolf Follow

YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.

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🔮 inhighspirits Follow

why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy

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💞 lawveyourself Follow

seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree

💞 lawveyourself Follow

what do you mean evidence fraud

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🎧 instrumentalillness Follow

fuck you *unguilties your love*

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🎀 copiicat Follow

perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me

[daydream-the-demon]

Okay the fact I PREDICTED the fact that BillFord is practically true and that they were sure as hell exes. Bill Cipher RADIATED toxic ex energy over Stanford. Even the show radiates toxic old man yaoi.

Bill. The fuck you callin' Ford "Fordsy"?

The fuckin' HAIR RUFFLING that Bill did to Ford. And Ford just TOOK IT?

I- Bill. The fuck?

In a deleted scene, Ford spat in Bill's eye (a.k.a. his mouth) and Bill just fuckin' licked it up. Like- Just think about that.

Ford. This is about you now. YOU WERE WAY TOO OBSESSED ABOUT BILL. You literally pulled a Mabel but instead of putting up posters of boy bands, you put up posters of Bill.

You literally called each other "partners". Yes, it can be platonic, but like... With everything else..? HMM-

This? For WHO? WHO WAS THIS FOR HMM? BILL?

Fearamid thing. If you read the Book of Bill, you know. It was just a ploy to seduce Ford.

Conclusion: Toxic Old Man Yaoi and the triangle is a toxic ex and the old man is an obsessed manipulated ex.

And then the whole "One sixer, please" in the Book of Bill like okay you gotta be kidding me.

[hinamie]

brighter days ahead

[nortedwayfinder]

classic-to-classic communication

typical neurodivergent conversation.

I am keeping this wednesday so gosh darn wholesome 🤺❤️

[mooneggtarts]

"The burden, the obstacle"

I had this sketch saved up for a while and thought why not just post it. And here it is huaha

[ollieoooop]

People talking about how paranoid Mumbo is as if his only experiences with the Life Series haven't been Last Life (the first time we had the boogeyman) and Secret Life (where people had to actively lie and keep secrets from each other). Mans is a product of his environment 😔

[vellichorom]

when it rains...

[nerdyenby]

Binging guess the build is an absolute blast, but the longer it goes on only three things seem to change: Jimmy gets better, Gem gets better at understanding Skizz, and Impulse progressively loses his mind

[trans-androgyne]

Hey, the “you’ll look more attractive because you’re more comfortable in your body” thing they tell transmascs is nice and all, but please don’t be convinced that’s the extent of it. If you’re a transmasc worrying you’re going to lose your attractiveness by transitioning I’ve got good and bad news for you. The “bad” news is that you very well might—in the eyes of people who only like your womanhood/femininity. For example many cishet guys who might’ve showed you attention before may not be as into you anymore. But the good news is you can in fact be way hotter as a guy/masc, I know firsthand that there are people who go absolutely nuts over it (special shoutout to t4t het trans women ily <3).

Of course we’ve been told growing up that masculinity makes us less attractive, bc it’s gnc for people assigned female and therefore isn’t the conventional beauty standard. Girls in high school would compliment my lack of body hair all the time. But in reality there are people who drool over butch women, and there are people who drool over transmascs, because we are hot as fuck. The people I date now are desperate for me to get hairier and more masc, they love that shit. You don’t have to adhere to the kind of beauty you were taught is fit for a girl to be attractive to people, there is so much outside of that and your trans masculinity is going to look awesome on you, I guarantee it.

[pixelatedquarter]

Be the girl you want to see in the world or however that phrase went

[starstruckodysseys]

should i be focusing on the show i’m assistant stage managing? probably. but consider: silly queer action movie show

never stop blowing up as textposts* 2/?

*okay almost none of these are actually textposts but we’re keeping a theme here. really badly but it’s still a theme

[nebuladreamz]

The sillies I did in the magma! Thank you again to those who popped in :D

[bananafire11]

DTIYS entree for @rorydrawsandwrites !! CONGRATS!!! You deserve all your followers and more

[nickkkdoesstuff]

I'm doing a single father au on Twitter lmao

Here's some sketches