#im high rn sorry

[evilbonehag]

Your personal “aesthetic” should ideally be curated from symbols and messages you see woven into the threads of your life’s fabric and the narrative of your family history

[ridragon]

can people not be weird to trans women for like five seconds every day i swear i see someone talking about something weird someone said or trans women i follow saying someone was rude again like fucking. theyre just women leace them alone!!!!!!! thwyre. just girls tryin to exist fuck odfddf

[gayestcowboy]

spin this wheel and get a random baldur’s gate 3 character.

look them up here or here (or google i guess). not spoiler free. no secret nuanced fourth answer, you just gotta choose. have fun!

[mimasroom2]

Ughhhgghffff look at the way she’s holding her hips

How do you guys not mention this… with how horny u are for her

[strangeparadoxlikely]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥 😛 this strain is called "🧡" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear they're hard launching

my buddy danny pacing: gay

[sereniv]

Can someone who is NOT a zionist tell me why Jewish people have so much conspiracy and hate? when did it start and why? how and why did it spread?

Preferably someone who is jewish or really knows what theyre talking about answer

[secretlythatsme]

ALSO for your angst dpxdc consideration: danny would absolutely still be considered a meta. the term "meta" is used in a very vague, umbrella way where basically anyone who isn't a normal human is a meta. so even without the proper meta gene, danny would still be considered a meta by basically everyone (especially bruce). canonically speaking, danny isn't just a normal booooo kinda ghost - he also has some insane powers (like his ghost wail!) so he'd be considered a person with superpowers and therefore a meta.

so when you're writing dpxdc fics, please consider this! danny would be a meta in the dcu! kick that kid out of gotham!!!!

[professional-sinner]

Imagine having an intervention with a priest, he's worried about your strange behaviour in mass. He wants to keep it casual, so you sit next to him on his living room couch.

In his hand he holds the bible, reading aloud passages about temptation and sin. You nod slowly while lowering your hand on to his knee

He tries to ignore it at first. He continues to read, your hand winding up his thigh. He takes a small intake of breath, stopping for just a second. Your hand caresses over his crotch, you feel his free hand suddenly grip yours tight. He's still reading, his low voice is smooth and hypnotic, after what feels like forever, his grip loosens slowly, putting your hand back where it was.

You continue to graze his crotch, feeling him getting harder under your touch. His breath is trembling with anticipation but still he reads on

"pray that you may not enter into temptation. The spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is-"

He let's out a pathetic whimper as you stroke your fingers up and down his length. He doesn't get to finish his sentence before you've thrown the bible across the room and moved down from the couch onto your knees infront of him. You help him undo his belt, there's no going back now.

[b1mbodoll]

pairings: ningning x f! reader

warnings: stepcest + g!p + drugging + creampies + groping + dumbification

g!p stepsis! ningning is so shameless. gropes you whenever and wherever she feels like it :( grinds her cock on your leg or between your thighs n grins when you start to cry, kissing ur tears away <3 gets to the point where she cant deny the urge to fuck you open on her cock n she thinks the best way to do it is by slipping some pills in ur drink n waiting til you pass out. fucks you with a condom bc even though she’s disgusting she’s not a complete monster n when you wake up creaming around her cock it’s like her dick melted your brain. you make her pull out before she cums n grab stupidly at the tip of the condom, trying your best to take it off and it makes your stepsister’s balls throb, wants to pump you full of her semen over n over til your holes are gushing cum

[oozeandgoo-art]

more of those flight rising adopts.

[hyperrealisticblood]

if you are making a psychological horror project with puppets you have to include some homosexual nonsense or else the president of yaoi will send one hundred (100) armed guards to your location and theyll execute you publicly. examples of what i am talking about

[wikiangela]

tease tidbit tuesday

tagged by @bidisasterevankinard @tizniz 💖

more bucktommy the will talk (they're getting there, the conversation went a bit off track lol) - it might be done this week, and then I can focus on the smut, and the buddie fics, and I have a new bucktommy idea inspired by that video of lou barbecuing with his shirt off that I sooo wanna write🙈

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“Well, yeah, of course.” Buck answers easily, his heartbeat speeding up. He’s a little anxious about putting too much pressure, too many expectations out there, but he also knows that even if he did, they’d get back on track, they’d be fine. And besides, Tommy’s smiling, he doesn’t seem freaked out at all. And that’s after Buck brought up children. But if they’re moving forward with their relationship, they need to know what they want out of life. It seems reasonable to have this conversation this early on.

“Good.” he responds, grinning widely. “Now I won't have to stress about your answer when I ask.” he adds, and Buck feels himself blush, butterflies in his stomach going wild. Oh. Oh. This is- this is real. They’re talking about it, and maybe someday soon- he might marry this man. He will marry this man. Tommy wants him forever. Tommy wants him. Tommy wants to marry him and have children with him, and just be with him. Sometimes it’s still so shocking to Buck that someone as great and amazing as Tommy wants him, but he does. Buck’s not sure he remembers the last time he felt this wanted.

“How- how do you know I won’t ask first?” Buck asks, moving his head slightly closer to Tommy, just enough to look into his beautiful blue eyes. It feels surreal, talking about this, when they only dated for a few months, but it also feels… right. It feels like they’re on the right track to get there one day.

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[colfy-wolfy]

I'm sorry guys I got possesed and drew these

im late to 4/20 but who cars. Yolo amiright ahhaa

[bajabalast]

doodles and stuff i think

[fischiee]

the way that the freelancers can shut their ai off in some way (as tex says to north bc she doesn’t like omega) and yet everything still played out with maine..

sigma must have fucked with his head so much to convince maine that this is what he wanted to do, that maine himself wasn’t human enough without the ai so that he would be willing to go along with it to the point of succeeding in trying to kill all your found family

[kitsquared]

I didnt realize till now. Till sings the last

"Leave no regrets"

instead of Luka??

Till steals Luka's line when the other times they both go back and forth with the chorus of Blink Gone

...

OH. He probably. Actually. Almost steals the round especially with that score because of that

Plus adds to his spirit blazing back

Quite literallly in the lyrics:

And this hot, fiery thrill

Blazes up in the sky till the end

Which he sings as a motivator after Luka's first provocation to remind Till of Ivan

And actually protrays how he finishes the round when Mizi shows up

Mizi, who is named after Till's song, Unknown (Till the End) ?

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