#bonehagramblin

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Bluh hi im alive howre we all

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Do we think Eddie would try to “adopt” children if he happened upon any kids wandering around (a la Mother Gooseberry?) or is he just so obsessed with birth and consummation of marriage that he’d just kinda be blind to them maybe?

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If I could go back in time and be a little girl again I would want to be a billion times less well behaved because I think theres a certain magic in a kid who chooses to be a problem

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So my thoughts recently have been these:

• queer masculinity got watered down and pushed out of queer spaces and its annoying to see the aftermath bc everyone wants a domtop daddy partner but is grossed out by like. Idk body hair? Cargo shorts? Ill get back to you on that

• we have this weird breed of transmascs who dont necessarily want to admit that they have the privilege of being transmasculine in relation to transfems (something youre able to have while also being affected by transphobia and misogyny as separate events, just not transmisogyny bc thats not rlly how it works)

• a weird breed of queer people who dont want to be assertive or dominant or capable of like?? Anything at all? ‘I cant do the dishes im neurodivergent’ or whatever? So this weird avoidance of responsibility, accountability, independence, even in sexual situations (see top shortage, whatever that is)

• a weird fear of penises which most people associate w/ masculinity and therefore the transmisogyny that ensues because of that

• inability to communicate, organize, or basically behave like adults because of like. Idk the fear of being wrong? Why do I feel like a lot of other transmasc queer folks ive met irl recently have the tendency to be weird and catty ?

• competing victim mentalities, trauma olympics etc. instead of a focus on healing from wounds. The weird sense of individualism some folks get about mental illness, individual trauma, what have you. Something that singles you out from the crowd or excuses you from accountability instead of something you can use to relate to other people w/ the same issues or a way to help you like. Look at yourself and your habits better.

• people who dont want to put effort into friendships, bad faith, not wanting to give help without immediate reciprocation?

Weird relationships between capability, masculinity, bioessentialism, responsibility, and community maybe? I think we have a lot of queer transmasc folks who dont feel comfy w/ their own masculinity (or assertiveness or dominance or things we associate w/ masculinity in the West ig) because they believe any connection to masculinity/men/ whatever is like. Inherently evil maybe? Because misandry? Fear of perceived masculinity? Idk? Help?

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I love my Ever After High oc Winter so bad shes so cutie patootie and I gave her two younger sisters (Juniper and Kayley) and I’ve made a few other characters for her backstory and now I’m so attached, I wanna make a Gravity Falls au for them

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“ugh masculinity is a prison…manhood is so lonely…you wouldn’t get it 😔” Amazing, maybe you should try being something else. Just a thought.

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Every other Eddie Gluskin post for me is just ‘he would not fucking say that’

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I just know the normal fucking people!Eddie/Chris Gluskin-Walker wedding was beautiful (completely true, I was there)

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Also general life update I got out of an abusive relationship and moved cities and live on my own now so Im happy heeh :)

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Sorry im. Im up thinking abt women and Im so full of obsessive but also very fearful love that I feel like I might throw up

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No but it is genuinely fucking horrifying that so many people are having to resort to making posts and videos in English to try to be able to rebuild their lives amidst the horror Israel is causing. However it’s nice that lots of us are able to join hands and help even if it doesn’t feel like a lot. Zionists go to hell, Free Palestine, always.

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“Franco would have been hot if they didn’t make him look like that-“ you’re all cowards

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Everytime I see ppl getting mad at lesbians for not liking enough wlw ships I think about the yuri duty post

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I posted this on twitter but my brain is ROTTED so you’re all dealing with it too:

🫀Hemlock’s Self Indulgent Repo! The Genetic Opera Faceclaims/Fancast Based Solely on Vibes 🫀

Donald Glover as The Graverobber

Riz Ahmed as Nathan Wallace

Bella Ramsey as Shilo Wallace

Monét X Change as Blind Mag

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I watched a cult documentary recently and all I could think about was fix-it au post-rehab Marta spilling her guts to a camera about Temple Gate

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Has anyone talked about the potential cute fix-it mother/son relationship we could have between Phyllis and Eddie yet