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max-nolastname · 12 days ago
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its absolutely critical that the haters dont get their hands on my old as fuck treasure map
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max-nolastname · 13 days ago
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They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together
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max-nolastname · 23 days ago
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thought about the Katara v Pakku fight too hard and made myself cry
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max-nolastname · 28 days ago
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If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song
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max-nolastname · 28 days ago
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max-nolastname · 1 month ago
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down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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max-nolastname · 1 month ago
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reading name of the wind annoyed thinking wooww this man kvothe is such a mary sue and then I was like well no shit he’s a Mary Sue he’s telling a story about himself to a historian …. mayhaps he is being unreliable in his narration on purpose and gassing himself up to be this really cool dude that all the ladies like and is good at doing everything. classic big head bard move I think
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max-nolastname · 1 month ago
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JESSICA PARKER KENNEDY as Max in Black Sails, Chapter XXVII.
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max-nolastname · 1 month ago
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When you spend a semester abroad and then can’t help peppering in the new language you learned into everyday speech…
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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thinking about how the word "haunt" can act as a synonym for both "pursuit" and "dwelling"
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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nami guarding her gold like some possessive dragon, nami having an ongoing bit where she's obsessed with money, nami hoarding money and seeking treasure, sometimes to her own detriment....until a girl she met a handful of days ago is kidnapped and put up for auction, THEN she's willing to give up all of the millions that the strawhats have acquired just so she can buy her freedom back....certified one piece banger moment
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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"JOHN SILVER" reportedly tried to STOP THE WORLD just to STOP THE FEELING
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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Caught a bad incurable case of the hot-for-the-older-brother disease which makes watching the marineford arc both difficult to stop watching (ace looks good tied up and broken) and impossible to continue (unfortunately, one piece caught the killing-off-the-older-brother-to-haunt-the-narrative disease. as I have already been spoiled for this plot point I am not looking forward to seeing it come to pass)
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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you ever read one piece fanfic and just …. know that the author also watched black sails
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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When someone mentions the queer pirate show (updated)
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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once I finish one piece, my next task will be convincing people to watch one piece. as someone that spent years getting other people to watch the other revolutionary pirate show (black sails), I am already primed to experience failure at this task :)
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