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max-nolastname · 4 days ago
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where’s my black sails filler episode that focuses on the homosexual supporting cast aka the walrus crew? joji spends the whole episode trying to find increasingly remote places to jack off in but keeps getting interrupted, usually by whatever the hell is going on in the A plot. dr howell running gag of having to extract increasingly bizarre objects from various orifices of his crew mates. de groot finally getting some fucking peace and quiet on a beach somewhere, painting a still life of a bowl of fruit. muldoon pitching some extremely impractical weapon (see: axe gun) for logan to make. joshua getting handed a bunch of kids to babysit while his crewmate goes off to have a proper reunion with his baby mama after months away from sea. the material is right there it’s RIGHT THERE
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max-nolastname · 8 days ago
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Black Sails 3x01 / The Wire 2x06
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max-nolastname · 12 days ago
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flint really said “whoever already holds nassau is at a disadvantage actually bc if you hold nassau then you have to hold nassau”
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max-nolastname · 12 days ago
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Some fanart of this ancient figurine! Also got commissioned to draw her hanging out with a friend!
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max-nolastname · 20 days ago
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max-nolastname · 1 month ago
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its absolutely critical that the haters dont get their hands on my old as fuck treasure map
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max-nolastname · 1 month ago
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They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together
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max-nolastname · 1 month ago
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thought about the Katara v Pakku fight too hard and made myself cry
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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reading name of the wind annoyed thinking wooww this man kvothe is such a mary sue and then I was like well no shit he’s a Mary Sue he’s telling a story about himself to a historian …. mayhaps he is being unreliable in his narration on purpose and gassing himself up to be this really cool dude that all the ladies like and is good at doing everything. classic big head bard move I think
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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JESSICA PARKER KENNEDY as Max in Black Sails, Chapter XXVII.
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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When you spend a semester abroad and then can’t help peppering in the new language you learned into everyday speech…
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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thinking about how the word "haunt" can act as a synonym for both "pursuit" and "dwelling"
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it
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max-nolastname · 2 months ago
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nami guarding her gold like some possessive dragon, nami having an ongoing bit where she's obsessed with money, nami hoarding money and seeking treasure, sometimes to her own detriment....until a girl she met a handful of days ago is kidnapped and put up for auction, THEN she's willing to give up all of the millions that the strawhats have acquired just so she can buy her freedom back....certified one piece banger moment
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