#im heated bitch

[cowboyishbabe]

Ok gripe time. WHY NOT HAVE MADDIE RUN FOR MAYOR??????

It feels like the whole thing with her on helping the town and noting improvements to be made would make her PERFECT for it… vs just seeing Peggy like three times literally just doing her job and Helen going “YOU SHOULD BE MAYOR”. Nonsensical.

And while I’m at it. BILL! Girl, had you told me in season 1 that by season 3 I’d be on his bitch ass side I never would’ve believed you. But this shit with Noreen keeping the baby away from him and acting like he’s been a bad dad when he literally has not even had the chance to be ANYTHING to that kid. Not to mention the child isn’t even a whole yr old yet. But also just throw noreen’s ass away. Idk why shes still on the show at all??? And why is Maddie letting this reckless hoe into her business??? Like, sweetheart… the reason y’all are here is bc she fucked her boss (your husband)… and now you giving her a job??????????? No. Also. Noreen shoulda gotten an abortion. Also also. I rly don’t remember why her and bill broke up but i woulda preferred tht they stayed together and went to live out by her country bumpkin ass family than whatever the fuck is going on w bill and kathy’s shady ass.

Speaking of Kathy…KATHY’S SHIT DON’T EVEN MAKE SENSE EITHER. Like… ms. Francis said you were irresponsible so the ppl she trusted w money gotta be fucked over now??????? When you v v v clearly are the same irresponsible dumbass you were 20yrs ago. Also the keys don’t lead straight to the office so there should have been footage of her coming inside of Sullivans??? Idk but all i wanted was to see her ass in some prison orange. Her and that lil redheaded boy. He was just annoying all around. Him and Annie got on my last nerve this season.

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Bruh emotional support ghost kid? Well thats what they are calling him

Suicide cases in gothem are about to fucking plummet boiz cause this one weird blue eyes, black haired boy is now heading to your location.

How does he know where to be? Having a bad day and are all alone? No the fuck your not cause don’t turn around now but theres some shiny blue eyes coming at you from that dark ally. Oh shit hes here to drop some information about you and your lost loved ones that he should know. Oh god the closure. How could you have been afraid on this sweet, creepy, boy who just helped you find your way.

Meanwhile Danny is chillin in Gothem cause the GIW hate it there (none of they equipment actually functions in Gothem so it’s either super haunted or actually not haunted at all). Then all of a sudden he gets approached by a random ghost begging for his help because their sweet baby girl is about to do something horrible. Oops now all the ghosts are following their most loved ones around just to make sure they are there to rush to Danny for help when all else fails. Now hes getting to fulfil his protection obsession double time because one hes helping protect people from themselves and two hes protecting everyone in Gothem by stopping people from becoming villains for revenge. Plus he gets to see first hand how hes making a difference because all those people he saved are sending him some good vibes from all across Gothem.

Thank god he followed Jazz around so much to slightly absorb some of her phycology knowledge over the years. Plus it was actually pretty interesting so she gave him her old text books. Shes also helping him deal with the rare events where he can’t save someone. Just a moment too late or he stops them but they later succeeded in the hospital. Neither are his fault. Now only if he could convince his core of that.

Anyway why Gothem you ask? Amity Park would have been just as good tbh but imagine Batmans face when he finally gets to be face to face with the emotional support ghost boy. Why is he here? Bruce is fine. Batman is fine. Hes not gonna do anything crazy. It’s just a hard time of year. Around their death always gives him grief. But hes an adult and can manage it.

“You know they are so proud of you.” The boy states. As if it’s clear as day, even though it’s Gothem and never a clear day. Batman blinks at him, stunned for a moment. “What?” This boy can’t possibly know that. No one will ever know that, Bruce can only hope. “They see their home, full of such life. That big house that felt so empty, so cold, to them as well for years. Then you filled it with Family and Love like they had always wanted for you. They are so proud of what you have turned it into. Somewhere full of life and warmth.” A small smile graces his face as finally “you have made your parents so proud” and its all he can do to contain himself. Emotions are running high and sue him because he really did need to hear that ok. The boy suddenly looks to Bruces right with a confused face “aren’t all basements like that though?” Before Bruce can even get a word in hes gone. Just vanished before his eyes.

[cryptcoop]

It's too hot

[ef-1]

If I think about the double standard and the disparity with which the media handled Daniel in comparison to everyone else I may lose my mind.

[bamsara]

Also why did July become of the most busiest, hottest and most expensive month of my life

I need August to become boring as shit. No more shit happening to me, no more emergencies, no weddings, no birthdays, no health scares, no more heatwave, no more social obligations, no nothing I just want to stay home, make stickers for my life blood aka patreons and write fanfiction in an air-conditioned space PLEASE

[talkethtothehandeth]

Got called ableist for calling an abled “abled”, you know— what they actually are

Ableds are so weak and feel threatened all the time by disabled people even though they devalue and dehumanize us and I am 100% convinced that they wouldn’t last a second with actual genuine ableism and the physical or verbal assault that follows it. all they care about is how their poor abled feelings get broken so easily that they literally might as well be my knees at that point bc they just whine and bitch about anything that has to do with disabled people and especially cripples and they’re never happy with a disabled person living their lives

If you’re not physically disabled, you are abled. Period.

[puppybr4ined]

being so horny and needy that you're grinding against nothing but air >>>>

[maybebi47]

"who's the bitch on her lap?"

exactly get fucking NASTY hoe im tired of everyone being nice all time SHE SAID WHO'S THAT BITCH ON HER LAP

[stefisdoingthings]

Wouldn't you, Harry?

[cottonballpuppy]

Ok I just got my first rose toy, does anyone wanna come over and teach me how to use it

Maybe idk you make me watch you use it first, then you’re guiding my hand that now has the toy in it, teaching me how to play with my tdick properly, all while they’re ever so gently finger fucking me idk

Sorry for the grammar, I’m high and jerking it, no but seriously I have no idea how to use it

[iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife]

I keep quoting this bit of fry and laurie sketch in my head, its so over for me.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

You lift up a damp rock and I am There

[rapidhighway]

stressed

I have to fight family again

[wannashiver]

of course dogs seem like a good idea to you. are you even worthy of human cock anymore?

oh fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, that's um 😳 that did something to me

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Robur

Master of The World (1961)

[amberisawake]

me