#im having too much fun

[p0f1m]

just wondering if u got ur scrap collected?!

[sarcki]

@poor-ciceros-voring-again you ask, AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE 

Fidds hugging fords body from behind: which one of my beautiful boyfriends is home today?

Bill: the least favourite!

Fidds: now don’t go putting yourself down like that doll, you know I love you just as much~

Bill: mmm…why do you call me that anyway? Im not your toy, if anything you’re mine

Fidds: ah but you’re pretty and fun to play with~

Bill: ….i hate you

Fidds: your tongue is forked and you lie like a rug <3

[tadaoren]

mlem

[ballwipe]

idk what im doing

[catskets]

this is how sebastian gets the vent cover off to me

[littlewrensx]

A starter for @spiritusmuses using ChatGPT

Wren decided to surprise her husband. After meticulously preparing his favorite cookies, she packed them into a tin and set off, excitement bubbling within her. Arriving at the base, she navigated through the rows of uniformed soldiers, her eyes scanning for Calvin. When she finally spotted him, his back turned as he spoke with a team of young cadets, Wren called out his name. Calvin turned, his stern expression melting into astonishment and joy at the sight of her. She chuckled at how quickly his sternness softened, walking up to him. "I thought I'd come bring you and the soldiers some cookies." She had already dropped a box off with another group of soldiers to pass around.

[braverytattoos]

Louis is ready to LIP SYNC FOR HIS LIIIIIIIIIFE

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

Y'all here me out

Apollo & Hyacinthus

Dionysus & Ampelos

Hermes & Amphion

Ares & Aphrodite

[henrenologist]

[council-of-beetroot]

Feliks Łukasiewicz Museum Exhibit

Part one

[unknownchoatic]

more thoughts

Nightmares gang and they all know english but not actually

like Horror, resident english speaker is in a constant state of trying to teach the others

like Nightmare steals acquirers Killer and Dust, somehow not realizing that all three of the speak very different languages. and so Nm gets Horror and is like “do my evil bidding, also those two” points at Killer + Dust “teach them English”

and then Cross joins the gang knowing just enough English to have a simple conversation. and in the *insert number here* years the MTT has been at Nms, Killer and Dust still can barely speak English.

and missions are absolute hell cause Cross Killer and Dust keep on confusing words. and like trying to understand a language you don’t really know is hard enough, but now the person talking to you also doesnt know the language and they have a heavy accent from their native language that you also dont understand

[sarcki]

“Red strings and starlights” Stan’s pov

Bill was playing his and Sixers shared grand piano again, how the hell he did that with no eyes and four fingers he didn’t know. Apparently bill could see out of the tattoo of an eye on his forehead, along with every other depiction of him in the shack, Stan thought that was creepy as hell. luckily Ford was considerate enough to keep the bill memorabilia out of the bathroom, ok ew that was a gross thought… Stan… didn’t like bill …he didn’t ‘hate’ him, he just… you know when someone you don’t like actually makes a funny joke, yeah that’s how it felt. And he’s pretty sure Bill feels the same way about it.

Stan put up with bill for one simple reason…Ford… fucking Poindexter just had to go and fall in love with a demonic triangle from a different dimension… of course the guy who can recite the numbers of pi in his sleep would marry a triangle, Stan had once made a joke about Fords bad game and said something like “you might have a better chance dating your math homework at this point!” he didn’t think Ford would take it seriously okay?! …ugh

But he was happy, guess that’s all that matters…

That was one thing bill and Stan had in common, they both loved Stanford. And so they would tolerate each other, coz that’s what family does.

“hey bill! IQ wants ya down in the lab!”

Stan doesn’t love his in-laws, but he sure as hell loves his brother

“GOT IT FEZ”

…for some fucking reason

[tommos]

[skin-slave]

[dasiesanddarkness]

gaslighting my brother who is reading crooked kingdom into thinking he's gonna love chapter 40 is my new favorite past time

[daisyswift3]

So ur telling me Taylor was flew straight to NYC from Liverpool where she was filming a mv and OF ALL THE PLACES SHE COULDVE GONE she specifically chose a place that’s a) in the West Village, b) 1 block away from Stonewall, and c) 3 blocks away from Cornelia St where just a day before swifties were acting like a bunch of immature children????? Not to mention this is her first outing of this sort in YEARS???? Seems like she’s trying to send a message idk