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shout out to the giant worm in the center of the earth. thank you for never surfacing 🙏 we appreciate you. have fun in the lower crusts

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i think that watching Blood in the Bayou fundamentally changed something about my brain chemistry because i suddenly have this intense, overwhelming need to just like assimilate into the hive mind and to just become one with the swarm

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stares longingly at the simecicle bg3 video

i miss you Rai Stormheart

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i wish ao3 allowed people to give kudos per each chapter. These 100k word NOVELS need more love than 200 tiny digital hearts ☹️

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[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen

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guys im so genuinely convinced that if Gillion were to go in the water wearing all that armor he would just sink.

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You are challenged by trainer gillion!!

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Jrwi pokemon au! I at least want to draw jay and chibo with their respective pokemon as well lol. Lmk if u have suggestions or anything of the sort

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god there is seriously no drama like Dream drama. nothing brings a community together more.

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tommyinnit should call dream a faggot and say that its alright and he can say it because he's bicurious. its okay. we'll all look away

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Gonna tell my kids this was the Riptide Pirates

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that one twitter post

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im currently rewatching riptide (i miss my wife) and like… Chips first description, the way that he is literally wearing almost exactly what Arlin wore- i cant

anywho i was gonna put more complex thoughts here but im going to bed now

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“I’m going to use prophetic screwup” is the scariest phrase in the JRWI lexicon

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The riptide pirates knowing different languages.

In the heat of a battle, Gillion can be heard yelling in primordial.

On days where he’s a bit too tired, Chip stars spouting celestial at his crew mates while they just stare at him blankly.

Jay and Gillion having conversations about nothing in Primordial just to get on Chip nerves.

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wow guys the riptide movie looks sooo good :D

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thinking about my wife (jrwi riptide) and do we know how Gillion got to the southern sea? because the Trench is in the northern sea, and the only way to get from the northern sea to the southern sea is through Allport… like he couldn’t have swam there… so how did he get to the southern sea?? like we start the campaign in Canella after Chip and Jay were in Featherbrook, so it’s reasonable to assume that they picked up Gillion inberween those two islands… but when?? like how did Gillion end up floating around the southern sea when he came from the north???

idk im going insane

(idk how much sense this makes but im having too many thoughts)

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okay so i never make theories im not a theory maker BUT take this. What if fishmas was made up by the navy to steal triton skin. Because santa prawns steals your skin if you've been naughty! And its established that the navy likes taking triton skin, for cloning reasons. So