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ask-whitepearl-and-steven · 1 year ago

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What if the askwhitepearlandsteven was released as bi-yearly (either twice a year, or every two years. They're the same word for some reason) graphic novels

Anon, are you trying to force me into the witness protection program or

#chekhov answers #people would riot #im half joking but also #look even when i explicitly say I'm taking a break i get 2-3 weekly messages about 'when is the next comic'#i love yall but i feel many people do not have any sort of healthy media delayed reward control #i would write more but #this is not the place

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wornkindness · 1 year ago

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but do people want to hear my ramblings about amelia and her parents or will that be annoying

#&. i just really like sharks okay : ooc #im half joking but also

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nonbinaryriversong · 8 months ago

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There should be a discord group for the 4 remaining River Song fans on this site

#im half joking but also #this fandom is dying #shout out to the few river lovers who are going strong

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choccy-milky · 2 months ago

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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this #bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔👌#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself #also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead #idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL #but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions #also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one #so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy #hphl #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian sallow x mc #clora clemons #sebastian x mc #choccyart #mirabel garlick #hogwarts legacy fanfiction

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kittysauce · 4 months ago

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i literally hate her ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#fanart #art #artist #my art #emily #emily class of 09 #emily co09 #class of 09 #co09 #co09 fanart #im half joking with the caption #i love her so much but i also want her died sometimez #okay thats true with every co09 character though lol

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crashstanding · 2 years ago

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Who wants my last commission slot of the year for 60 bucks so I can afford to buy my family take out for my birthday?

#babbles #im half joking but also #GOD I WANT TAKE OUT

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rubberbandgirlme · 3 months ago

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wherever you go, that's where i'll follow

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freyadragonlord · 2 months ago

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How do I explain how married Han Yoojin and Sung Hyunje are in the post-epilogue Side Stories without sounding like I am exaggerating or making things up...

#calling each other “parenting partners”#planning to live together #planning vacations together #and adventures as well #yoojin demanded hyunje gives him half his money #hyunje just agreed #tbf hyunje is almost definitely going to live more than yoojin but none of them wants to think about it right now #you heard of yoojin raising a child that is a copy of hyunje but did you know hyunje has adopted a baby version of yoojin #(it's complicated)#the 2 kids are best friends #hyunje in dragon form making a joke about yoojin wanting to ride him #hyunje in mini-form making a joke about liking to ride yoojin #from today's chapter: im sorry i cant pat your head in this form i know you like it #also asking if yoojin likes to be manhandled #yoojin every 5 seconds: hyunje when are you coming back home. come back. hurry. i am making plans for when you come back #at least twice yoojin mentioned hyunje taking his last name #tbf it was 2 different yoojins #there are many versions of jinje in different realities #they keep getting drawn to each other #we got confirmations that if yoojin hadnt regressed. hyunje would have gone back for him after yoohyun's death #and they would have ended up livong together in switzerland #did i mention they plan to love together #we dont if yoohyun is going to be chill with that tho #sctir #sctir spoilers #sctir side story #sctir a later story #jinje #jinjae #the s classes that i raised

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cayliecoltrane · 10 months ago

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when he’s continuously 2 years old

#ethos lab #ethoslab #hermitcraft #etho <3 #hc etho #hermitcraft etho #i’m so incredibly. normal about him #my passport is arriving at my dorm in march so i’m gonna make a trip up to canada #just praying for a random encounter idk i’m normal #half joking i respect his privacy #but also if i did meet him all im saying is if never be the same

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spiritoast · 11 months ago

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pov you are watching hyness flip his shit and throw himself into the heart of a dead eldritch god after throwing dead lesbians at you at the sublime hour of 12:30 AM on a sunday but the star allies sparkler is there so dw about it

#soup art #kirby #taranza #context. im on vacation with some friends. one of our final activities was blitzing through the story mode of star allies in like.#a total allotted time of four hours. three and a half of which were all in one sitting.#we were also trying to hit every dream friend we could. my first choice once unlocked was extremely predictable .#running joke of “taranza needs therapy” led to the creation of This Thing.#ihope you likes it.

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6okuto · 7 months ago

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the difference between the miya twins is that if you glued a jar lid shut and asked them to open it atsumu would be trying for a minute straight and pulling out a knife while saying "what the fuck don't worry babe i got this" while osamu tries to twist 3 times before saying "the hell did you do to this"

#6okuto.txt #im like half joking #tsumus trying longer but he will eventually Also ask what the hell did you do #And then you tell him you glued it and he goes ?! and then tries again with this new knowledge #because if he opens it wouldnt that be so crazy and strong of him #imcrying hes sostudpiddjrbsoejeo /AFFECTIONATE

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ahalliance · 4 months ago

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antoine + étoiles insane moments, p.2. aka the ass saga. p1 here

transcript + context for some of the clips below

[Video Transcript:

[First clip plays.]

Rivenzi: You want to see Etoiles’ ass, of course…

Antoine: Yeah, I’m gonna stare at your ass, Etoiles…

Etoiles: Fuck, what dread, during Popcorn [a talkshow Etoiles had been invited on the previous week], when I went up to the map and you said that, and I thought ‘whoa—‘

Antoine: Sorry

[Second clip plays: the moment during Popcorn]

PA/Domingo: Antoine Daniel has posted a tweet for us: ‘I wanted to look at this map of Africa, but Etoiles’ ass in the shape of a standing bell is driving me crazy. Smiley face with eyes in the shape of hearts.’

[Third clip plays: a continuation of the first clip.]

Antoine: Sorry, bro…

Ponce: Oh but that tweet, besides

Rivenzi: A standing bell…

Antoine: What’s more is that I never tweet and when I do it’s to tweet this sort of shit

Ponce: That’s exactly what I told myself. When PA read the tweet, I thought to myself, ‘but he never tweets!’ And he tweets to talk about Etoiles’ ass

Antoine: There needs to be a good reason, you see

[Fourth clip plays: a clip from the Team du Lundi’s minecraft server.]

JDG: Someone (in chat) said, ‘I can’t tell whether the atmosphere is good tonight or—‘

Antoine: It sucks, it sucks

Florence: You don’t need to ask every time, it always sucks

Baghera: Always sucks. Especially when Etoiles talks about ass [which had been a previous topic of discussion for him that night]

Antoine: Stooop, I enjoy it

Mynthos: You enjoy it?

JDG: It’s true tonight that it’s more weird than bad

Antoine: I like it when Etoiles talks about ass….

[Fifth clip plays: a second and different clip from Popcorn.]

Etoiles: —you’re not allowed to tell me that [Xari claimed to not know much about cinema]. I know you, I studied, because you’re my rival [in pop culture]. I really enjoy what you do in life, Xari, and you’re really knowledgeable about cinema

Antoine: What do you mean he’s your rival? And I’m just shit?

Etoiles: You, you’re my lover

Antoine: Oh yeah, sorry, my bad

PA/Domingo: One of the three is gonna die soon. There’s a whole situation, there’s a whole lore

[Sixth clip plays: a clip from the QSMP.]

Antoine: Don’t you want to get married, dude?

Etoiles: Well, I don’t have the time to fuck

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: I don’t have time to fuck, dude. I just need to kill everyone

Antoine: No but just a marriage, you see. You’ve watched Game of Thrones— you haven’t watched Game of Thrones, you can’t know how marriages work in that series

Etoiles: I’ve watched it, but I’m married to the street, dude. I can’t give out my heart that quickly

Antoine: Yeah but you can give out your ass quickly, no?

Etoiles: No, frankly, my ass—

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: Giving out your ass takes time, dude

Antoine: What the fuck…

Etoiles: Then again, I need to think about it. I’ll give you my answer. I need to discuss, and everything

Antoine: I’m tired of getting betrayed. You get married with someone else—

Etoiles: Never in a million years!

Antoine: —it’s like yesterday. Apparently Maximus got the mic from his ass removed while I wasn’t there. I was supposed to be the one to do it

Etoiles: Oh okay, so I’m your second choice?

[Overlapping]

Antoine: No! It was just to help him—

Etoiles: No, but, okay

Antoine: He got— listen—

Etoiles: There’s no problem!

Antoine: Fuck, nevermind

Etoiles: There’s no issue! Oh, so you’re opening my chest and stealing?

Antoine: I was just looking! Out of curiosity

Etoiles: Yeah, that’s it

Antoine: I don’t even understand what’s in it

Etoiles: Yeah, out of curiosity. Dude, your opinion on my cave?

Antoine: Well frankly it’s big

end Video Transcript.]

#antoine daniel #etoiles #étoiles #jay clips #qsmp #<- this is an appropriate tag wait till the end . it makes up half the video too #4/08/2024 #le fameux bol tibétain d’étoiles…. traduit pour les inters #and i call it a saga here because the clips here span from early 2021 to mid 2023 #you know the first clips are old because antoine is still using twt at that point #not included here; a zlan 2024 clip where étoiles yells ‘fuck me in the ass’ (french) at antoine 👍#also not included ; a serveur du lundi clip where étoiles jokes about antoine having a leash at home #antoine denying this and étoiles saying ‘well i spent a weekend at your place’#????????? yeah sure why not #ALSO re the qsmp clip antoine brought up the marriage possibility after hearing about the upcoming spiderbit wedding <3 #bro sounds so fucking needy in the clip it’s sending me . how can i make this into qantoine lore……. this WAS the period where things were #slowly changing within the french dynamic (aka . they were meeting and talking to new people) and qantoine was growing increasingly paranoi #about trusting people then……. him trying to hold onto someone he loves dearly because he’s not sure if he can keep up with him…..#anw some other translation type notes read if ur interested in that:#wasn’t quite sure on the best way to translate ‘l’angoisse’ here . i went with ‘dread’#literally it translates to ‘anxiety/anguish/dread/etc’ but it’s used in a very flippant way in slang #so anguish felt a bit strong here . when someone says ‘oh l’angoisse’ about something it’s usually to mean an uncomfortable or unusual #scenario . but the intensity of that very much varies #OH ALSO : if anyone wants the sources to each of these clips lmk #i may just add them here later when im less tired #insuline & nicotine

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nex-has-gender-envy · 6 months ago

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Till Death Do They Part ???

What is this marriage vows ??

Yes.

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ratatatastic · 14 days ago

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the sauna robe era: a beautiful saga unfolding before us. we really have gone from "it was matthew's idea to wear them for pregame fits" to "sasha texted them team to make them wear the robes for the preds game"

nashville predators @ florida panthers postgame interview | 11.7.24 (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUNNY IT IS THAT BOTH RODDY AND MAFFHEW WENT oh the whole team all thought it was a prank but we still wore them anyways which somehow makes the robe walkin an exercise in trust and love that everyone passed with flying colours god this team is filled with lobe and friemdship

also happy mackie did in fact get ribbed for taking the shirt option his team uncles sure are giving him the rookie experience and also "i wasn't sure if i was showing too much skin or not" on a team

THAT WALKED IN LIKE THIS WITHOUT ANY SHAME. YEAH BUD I DONT THINK THATS A PROBLEM HERE.

the robes are truly a hit amongst the team aka we dont have to use our brains and we just put on a robe its fantastic, mackie maffhew and nosey are on absolutely onboard unsurprisingly

and if you wondering oh what about paul when will we see him-

the answer is a firm NO on both accounts so to those (me) who wanted to see an old man in a skimpy robe our dreams have to be crushed from the getgo but maybe if the streak goes long enough-

#aleksander barkov #matthew tkachuk #gustav forsling #evan rodrigues #mackie samoskevich #tomáš nosek #paul maurice #2425 #the sauna robe saga™#beautiful and needs to be archived #also paul says that the boys didnt tell him they would come in robes for the preds game after finland #just that he “heard a rumour” about it #so sasha texted the team and our staff was out of the loop so i cant imagine the utter joy at seeing your players in their robes again #i also was talking to my friend and went “how likely is it that theyve washed those things? like between sauna i can see it”#“but the minute they exclusively wore it for walkins how likely are those things building up funk for the superstition”#and then i completely ruined it for myself because yeah i do think they dont wash em #i love the utter confusion on who started this #maffhew and sasha are one entity #sasha taking initiative to make the boys keep wearing the robes as if maffhew (superstitious man) didnt whisper it in his ear #“you gotta be some kind of superstitious at one point” ←i like seeing my teammates half naked. and also my husband told me to do so.#captain's privilege indeed #but also the whole “whos idea it was” does that particularly change on why some boys thought it was a joke #like if maffhew said it right theyd be more likely to think it was a prank but if sasha said it theyd be more likely to believe-#sorry im still on whos on team maffhews idea and team sashas idea #i will piece this together bit by bit by the power of my own delusion #sauna robes as an exercise in trust and love #but boooo old man join in the fun!!!!!#“nobody needs to see it-” WELL I DO #florida panthers

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rexecutioner · 19 days ago

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Sorry ive been so inactive recently, I have a life that I needed to get back to for a bit! I am returning with a new hyperfixation (i am seven years late)

I drew me and my friend’s favorite characters in a silly artstyle!! We are going through the game together and we are almost done with Chapter Four (i am so scared) (ignore how tiny Rantaro’s head is) (i rant in the tags beware)

#Me and my buddies favs are Rantaro (mine) Shuichi Kokichi and Kaito #Maki is there to finish the trio and Angie is there because I love her #No spoilers past chapter 5 please!!#Why does Kaitos hair look like that /gen /pos #danganronpa v3 #shuichi saihara #kaito momota #maki harukawa #kokichi ouma #rantaro amami #angie yonaga #drv3 #drv3 killing harmony #I also gave Rantaro sandals because he deserves them 💙 gone too soon #If you see style inconsistency its because i drew kokichi and co today and the other three yesterday lol #Question why does every fem character have a skirt #Giving Tenko and Himiko pants asap it works fine with the rest of their outfits but i did give Maki leggings too #Miu is so freaky why did they write her like that (we couldnt read half of her lines without feeling utterly confused) /silly #i love Keebo sm im so scared bcs he hasnt died yet #Is it Keebo or Kiibo ive seen both #No comment on Kiyo but i feel like his story could have worked a bit better if the implications were more present #Poor guy but at the same time i dont really like him (justice for my girls Tenko and Angie)#I love Gonta sm i love his obsession with bugs he is so silly #WHY DOES SHUICHIS VOICE SOUND SO EMO IN THE ENGLISH VERSION #Dont get me wrong the va didnt do a bad job i just really like the Japanese version more it fits his vibe so much better #Rip Kaede your death scarred me bcs i had never consumed dr content before starting v3 as a joke #Tsumugi. My behated. THERE IS NO WAY SHE IS THAT BORING FOR NO REASON #Kirumi was gonna snap eventually lmao i would have too /j #Rip Ryoma your love hotel is so depressing #v3 spoilers

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cmkren · 13 days ago

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watching house md (hasnt been a week, already halfway through s2) and i just love them all theyre all so fucked it kinda cancels each other out if you think about it

not malpractice if everybody in on it

#kren’s jibber jabber #house md #house #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #cameron #eric foreman #chase #slowly forgetting their names #its a joke im joking #but also i need to be kissing more than half of the staff pronto this instant #sigh i need to write again

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